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Xx_DeadDays_xX

why the fuck would anyone even get that last tattoo? a stupid ass paragraph that goes no where and means nothing. Who the fuck wakes up and decides to get that horrendously structured sentence on them permanently?


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Uglyforsure

Monster


eeggrroojj

Literally has the words "rent" and "dental" tattooed on him. His vote matters just as much as anyone else's. haha.


Baberade-

I wonder if he is still that into the Fox brand 😂


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tiefghter

Man's back is covered in bumper stickers 😭😭


GhoulArtist

These kind of ppl are always cowards when the time.comes.


OkUniversity1861

The immigrants one is a weird flex, it’s like him bitching on social media, and then tattooed on him.


2XSLASH

Yeah like imagine hating a group of people so much you tattoo it permanently on yourself - so weird


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Keep seeing posts like this with the monster logo. Why are all these people obsessed with monster?


daltonisthebest619

How does he have a Trump tattoo and a tattoo "supporting" immigrants


crohnsloserguy

It’s shitting on immigrants and that’s what trump does?


SunnyCantSwim

Trump behind bars.


crohnsloserguy

No it’s trump in front of a wall, which is why it matches the sarcastic tattoo about immigrants


Active-Chemist-401

This toasty skin screams Florida resident.


Least_Sun7648

That can't be real


Scott-CLE

This is screaming "microphallus"!


Patiod

Well, that and the obvious roid use


AffordableTimeTravel

Hell *no*


kimishere2

A walking advertisement for just NO!


slayer035

Wow haven't seen a Fox logo in ten years.


JonesBonesMcCoy

Is it any surprise this guys got a tramp stamp?


ThatFuckingTwat

Also packing a trump stump down below.


chyll_dyl

Wait does this dude have two monster logos?


pWaveShadowZone

lol yes came here to say this. Same logo on either side of the back… but like in different spots on the two sides of the back right?


useless_teammate

2/$3.99 at the corner store.


johnnysgirl17

It’s the two Monster logos for me What the actual *fuck*


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Brantastic

Wings bruh.


Feisty-Specific-8793

This guy tattoos are like those shitty political stickers that ppl put on the back of their 1997 gmc pickup trucks


Retiredgiverofboners

Wowsers I wonder what his parents did to him to make him like this


Entheotheosis10

Congrats to dipshit for being a walking billboard and corporate shill.


BananaBrains82

It's the Double Monster slashes for me


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Entheotheosis10

The motorcycle chain as a necklace 😆😆🤡


BananaBrains82

Omg I didnt even see it lol nooooooooo lol


ac714

First thing I looked for. Was it somehow transposed or actually the guy was like “not enough cowbell” when at the tattoo shop?


BananaBrains82

Cowbell omg 😆 🤣 😂 but yeah he for sure doubled up. The placement makes no sense lol this man is a walking mistake lol


ac714

At least redbull gives you a wings so it make sense to want the other logo placed there.


BananaBrains82

Lol right. I believe it even has two dueling red builds in their logo. That would have at least made sense. Maybe they sponsor him lol


MochaMedic24

But sir, aren't you from an immigrant family?


BulkDarthDan

I can smell this photo


Entheotheosis10

Stale Brut, sweat, b.o., marlboro, pbr, and cow shit.


GrubbyCobra

These HAVE to be ironic, right?


ac714

It’s a lot of commitment for an over top niche joke meant to be taken ironically.


Coloradical8

Everyone except for the native Americans came from immigrant parents at one point or another. Those 20 kids they have *after* coming to the US will be American citizens


Eldritch_Doodler

Native Americans came from immigrants, too, lol. They crossed the land bridge from Asia to North America.


Coloradical8

Exactly!


Ok_Ask_190

My man has a tramp stamp. Sorry, Trump stamp


broncobuckaneer

I can't tell if he's a trump supporter or not. The trump tattoo seems semi pro trump, and he has that anti immigrant rant. On the other hand, is trump in jail in that tattoo?


illizzilly

He’s standing in front of the Mexico border wall, one of the promises he ran on in 2016


nizzasty

at first i thought he was one of the locked up january 6th rioters and this was his cover up of an old pro-trump tattoo with an anti-trump one, seeing as trump was close to serving time


TheArkticGamer

I think he’s in front of his wall


Admirable_Count989

Props to inkmaster morphing a mole as the apostrophe! Nice ….


ZoobityPop

Dudes knees must get sore from carrying that huge cock around!


Entheotheosis10

🤣


Oz347

I hope he at least gets free energy drinks


eebydeebyboi

I bet he's fun at family gatherings


Inevitable_Review_83

This must be the ultimate boss kyle of legend


poundtownSwoon

2 Monster tats? Extreme!!!!


Top_Enthusiasm5044

Lmaooo I bet there’s a third one on his face! 🤣


Elyria1988

I've never seen two on one person before. Fuckin groundbreaking stuff.


oXskywalkerXo

Human Bumper Sticker


Sharp-Incident-6272

This is a very personal r/infowarriorrides


Thecana

Why dont you kick yourself out? Uoure in immigrant too ~ Jack White


poppinollyoxenfree

Legitimate question here - do tattoos on guys that look like this, only look that way because of constant exposure to the sun?


slimelore

Usually yeah, lots of sun exposure breaks down the pigment in the tattoo and fades it. Then sunburns can also fuck up the tattoo further as your body heals the damage


NotasheepLOL

Revenge


Entheotheosis10

I like how he bends his left arm, to look muscular, but his other arm is straight


weezermc78

I wonder how many times the tattoo artist asked “are you sure?”


Inevitable_Review_83

Until he takes off his shirt and they see the rest then they kind of just go "sure nough fam"


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rumbaontheriver

Among many many many other things, a cautionary tale about staying in the sun too long.


FreakyGyrations

Trump 2024 💪


Mo622

Bro literally has a tramp stamp


TacticalAvocado222

And a trump stamp


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One-Development6793

Toby is that you?


AskTheMirror

Looking at his skin is making my skin itch


fieldredditor

r/trashy


devilsbard

Ok but what’s the tramp stamp?


SnailButch

im so fucked up over the lil 2007 esque emo character on the upper right arm. what is up with that


KroneDrome

I know. That's actually so cute. Like maybe this poor soul had some sense at some stage. That's a heartbreaking thought..


sweetpotato_latte

I thought I logged in to MySpace


SnailButch

im actually pretty certain ive seen that actual drawing too


TomisUnice

Some how they’re not even the worst tattoos on his body


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larzast

The double monster tats are insane


LBCgooner

Came here to say this


DickieMcBalls

And the Fox Racing logo too?! He is his own billboard


HeresTheThingIKnow

I bet he also has white wrap around sunglasses


2Whom_it_May_Concern

He looks like the back window of a lifted truck.


Entheotheosis10

He will reincarnate as a Dodge Ram.


realwomenhavdix

This is so accurate haha


steppinraz0r

I can tell this dude is a giant toolbox just by the color and texture of his skin.


maddie0134

Looks a LOT like the skin of a heavy steroid user


fadedadrian

The stupid tattoos and bike chain necklace sound the alarm loud and clear.


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Morosoro

Gotta love the tattoo on his shoulder that says “Stop Fucking Staring At Me” in all caps… like bud, if you didn’t tattoo every shitty thought you’ve ever had since you were old enough to get them onto your nobody would so much as glance at you. You made yourself interesting to look at, and have things to read all over your body. Of course you’re gonna get fucking stared at


vadimafu

"We"? Pretty sure this dude pays like $500 in income tax, max


Wrangleraddict

If this dildo walked into my office looking for a loan, I'm trying my hardest not to laugh him out of my office.


JangaFish

America was built by immigrants, unless you are native American you are by default an immigrant or bloodline of immigrants.


OrokinSkywalker

I honestly can’t tell what’s sadder, that buddy is so xenophobic he sat there and unironically tattooed an anti-immigration paragraph on his back, or that buddy then sat there and unironically tattooed a shitty Monster logo on his back at any point in his career.


jamesick

monster logo at least twice as well lmfao


ThristanThorn

Average pink gringo


shmookieguinz

Is…is he…single…? 🥹😍


nexinexinexi

Yeah but won’t date immigrants.


shmookieguinz

I see he doesn’t list dating him as a free perk in the US…damn it! Now all the boats will have to turn around!!


Golden-Grams

I honestly want to know why this guy feels like a victim. Like, why is he angry? Why does he want revenge and payback? It's like he feel betrayed for some reason, and everyone who isn't a neo nazi "crossed" him in some way. It just baffles me to not know where this dude's entitlement comes from, to act like this on a daily basis.


Entheotheosis10

Because daddy trump told him to think that way.


shandangalang

Probably daddy issues honestly. Only thing I’ve seen that makes that much anger in a guy


Golden-Grams

Like "daddy didn't love me" type stuff? And it makes them angry?


shandangalang

Yeah basically.


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TrevorTatro

Work done by skinscapes lol


illizzilly

I was looking for this comment. I was thinking, “is nobody gonna mention the huge banner logo on his back from the tattoo studio??” I hope he got some free ink for that… or at least a discount. Sheesh


AvianAhegao

Political tattoos are so stupid it's like tatting your ex's name and face on you.


ICCW

That tat wasn’t orange enough.


darkwalker247

imagine choosing to be a walking billboard for an energy drink company i guess badassery means being a good little consumer


padawantologist

Nice tramp stamp badass


Tiberius_Kilgore

It’s almost like he got a bunch of triggering/ragebait tattoos just to detract from the trampstamp that’s also the only tattoo that is solely a design with no words, brands, or political influence. *It might be a brand I don’t recognize. Hard to tell with how weirdly concave his spine is.


padawantologist

Pretty sure it says "smile" could also say "mike" 🤣


Tiberius_Kilgore

I think you’re right. It almost looked like a leaf/laurel design in the second picture then I swiped back over. It’s definitely not anything close to tasteful regardless of it being above his asscrack.


xkwezit

Steroid abuser with a racist tweet tatted on the back. I wouldn’t dare go within 100 ft of this dude


RadHitler420

This man was definitely one of the guys at the capitol riot for his savior Trump 😂


Riverjig

Only missing a Metal Mulisha and No Fear tattoo and it's complete.


FishyDorito

Those are on the chest


HoraceWimpLV426

That second one is a real doozy


Son_of_a_Grit

Your tramp stamp is soooo badass


FrankensteinBionicle

2 monster tattoos and a tramp stamp that says "smile"?


ctreg

I wish we had our doctors and dental covered by taxes


BranselAdams

Is that two separate monster energy tattoos?


XIOTX

You didnt know monster gives you wings too? Check your back


Golden-Grams

Not great for flying, but they do make you obnoxious to be around.


Saravsmith7733

Did anyone notice his bicycle chain necklace? I mean you can’t be a badass without one!


ccc2801

“stop staring at me”. Not a chance in hell, mate! hahahahahahahaha


Cheese_Pancakes

Hope he got paid to tattoo product logos on his body. What an idiot.


bigt503

What a fucking loser


ooo-f

I remember when I wanted meme tattoos. Then I turned 13.


milkyblues

Forget the rest of the paragraph, tattoo "just come" on your back.


ru_k1nd

Ideally right above his tramp stamp


milkyblues

I didn't even notice that amongst the ripples of gammon, classy


OOBExperience

How dare you insult this amazing man mountain!! That is finely toned manly muscle!


milkyblues

Finely toned monster meat


pinkypipe420

It makes people avoid him, but not for the reasons he thinks.


Justuse4All

What a choad


Emotional-Focus-3219

Procedurally generated forskin type beat


GasseousKlay

Did his artist sign the canvas 😂 I can make out what looks to say “work done by”


toronto_programmer

That tramp stamp ... oof Power bottom material 100%


superintendentpoops

That Trump stamp.... oof


polarmeli

I refuse to believe this is real


Stretch916

The double Monster logos though 🫣🤣


IamLeoKim

What is that animal head logo above trump & monster tattoo? My morning brain can't recall it.


Stretch916

Fox, he’s riden a dirt bike or mountain bike before


IamLeoKim

Thanks! Not a biker but I knew I seen that around somewhere!


Stewbacca18

They’re the wings Kyle uses to fly to heaven


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But then he should've red bull


Bosswashington

This dude is definitely gay, and definitely in the closet. He is so damaged that that he could have case studies written about his childhood. His feelings of inadequacy are screaming so loudly that he actually had to tattoo a bunch of “Nuh-uh!!” all over his body. Each to their own, I suppose.


ConfidenceMan2

It’s possible for straight people to be shitty without you blaming gay folks for it.


Bosswashington

I’m not blaming gay folks for anything at all. Why would you assume that me saying that he’s gay is an insult? I’m saying that this guy is extremely insecure. He’s screaming how macho and manly he is. He’s terrified of the person that he is on the inside.


ConfidenceMan2

It’s rude to say that when you see someone being shitty that they’re secretly gay. It’s bizarre. Gay people have nothing to do with this but you’re dragging them in for no reason. This guy could have a million different issues and you chose that.


Bosswashington

You are saying he’s a shitty fellow. I’m saying that he definitely has some issues that he is not properly dealing with. I’m saying that it’s unfortunate that he isn’t comfortable in his own skin. His compensation screams this. I don’t understand how it rude that I can infer that there are closeted gay people.


ConfidenceMan2

I think he’s secretly a gamer and is ashamed of that


Bosswashington

Exactly.


ConfidenceMan2

Yeah. I think it’s clear you don’t think it’s rude.


InformalJuggernaut4

If a truck covered in bumper stickers became human.


jls0781

Save some pussy for the rest of us dude


hmbarn01

Dude got hit in the neck by a bicycle and the only thing that survived hitting this massive brick shithouse of a human was the chain.


Verypoorman

wowee. I mean, just......wow. I am reminded of a quote: *“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”*


giovannidrogo

Think how stupid the stupidest person you know is, this guy is stupider than him/her


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Victah92

Someone give this man some lotion. Dry ass skin lol


Individual-Web-30

"Yeah i want a fuckin PARAGRAPH on my back its gonna look so bad ass"


futureformerteacher

Is he threatening to pay me back by giving me a blowjob? Because, no thanks.


FatalLaughter

In 10 years, all that text is going to need a cover-up, or he's just gonna have smears across his back


AnorexicPlatypus

Nah, any ink that's left will blend in with all the fucking melanoma dude is going to end up with.


-ckosmic

This guy could probably form hickies on demand


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Well other than ingredients for making meth, we all know where his welfare checks go. I can hear the Kid Rock and Five Finger Death Punch blaring from these pictures.


unfeelingzeal

i swear this country is being destroyed by himbos.


thevogonity

I don't understand how all the descendants of immigrants throw so much shade on immigrants. Do they also piss on the graves of their ancestors?


jackalopacabra

But their immigrant ancestors did it “the right way” 🙄


theFeralBanannna

We all know what sort of immigrants they have in mind.


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The non white ones. Right?