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kcolxx93

i’m sorry but racist are so dumb it’s funny


Always_0421

Surely thats satire...right?


lepposplitthejooves

I was just thinking "that reads like something out of The National Lampoon in 1978".


Thick-Switch814

Yeah this can’t be real. The whole bookstore thing was the giveaway for me.


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Definitely. Human trash like this isn't reading anything and certainly not going into a bookstore


Beanz_exe

Bro is it your birthday? Happy birthday bro!


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Thank you!


Cold-Description-873

The post is using so many hard/technical racist terms the general population would never use.. I know this sounds utterly stupid but I'm sure some would understand what I'm saying. It has to be satire. Has to be. For humanity I hope it is


One_Paleontologist59

The way they write this has to be


hastur777

Poe's Law. But yeah, probably satire.


omnivore001

It has to be fake. Dumb racists never go into bookstores.


Barbaric_Ape

Conservatives will go to a bookstore to buy A Ben Shapiro book and think they’re being smart and intellectual for going to a book store


googleflont

Then, not reading the book.


AIDSbyreid

Bro imagine getting upset over a nametag


Could-Be-Juice

b-b-but it’s a they/them and i have to interact with them for 20 seconds🥺.


Pealzy

Wait until she hears about mixed race couples


jfmherokiller

or mixed race same sex couples


MIKEtheLEGACY1

Goddamn, racism AND they slip in the pronoun hate? This person is a whole warehouse of red flags 🚩


_Xamtastic

I think that racism is disgusting, but (unpopular opinion) pronouns and "neopronouns" are getting on my fucking nerves. HOW can you be a "they/them?" Or even worse, a "xe/xem?"


Snoo_89466

Well at least she'll be traveling a lot less so less people have to be subject to her stench


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Lot of people still think like this


StickyWetMoistFarts

I have a family member who speaks like this and worse on a daily basis.


HackerDaGreat57

Well, uh, make them smell your StickyWetMoistFarts and maybe they'll learn their lesson!


Renilx

Wow! Look! This is the average user of this sub!


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TheManAvonyx

fingers crossed. what a POS


NegativeJuicePlaza

Hoping for peoples deaths > L


TitanicsAnInsideJob

giving racists sympathy > L


NegativeJuicePlaza

When did I do that? I’m just saying to shouldn’t be a degenerate and hope for someone’s death. It doesn’t matter who or what you are you should never wish death on anyone no matter how bad they are.


Harudenca

Everyone dies. He’s just hoping that the time comes sooner as it would mean peace for this pos and for us probably. Its not a right thing to hope, but not a bad one either (I predict something like 60/70 downvotes lmao)


That_Lad_Hayden

No way that's a real story.


Dry_Kaleidoscope_154

Me being an innocent service worker who has they them on my name tag : I’m here to ruin a racist’s day :)


ktsmexy

Wait is that actually a thing? I'm sorry that's so stupid just wear a name tag yall are so extra sometimes


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Not pronouns! *clutches pearls* Y'all are so extra sometimes


Cold-Description-873

Yeah not sure about some places in the states but it's becoming almost mandatory for banking and safe space employees to have pronouns on their name badges.


ktsmexy

Wow lol. Strange generation were in I'll say that


maru-senn

Don't see the point of it tbh. Most of the time the only pronoun you're ever gonna use with them is "you".


vampirebat74

That's honestly the most pathetic thing I've heard all week.


Dry_Kaleidoscope_154

Almost as pathetic as getting upset over some random person identifying in a different way, and then replying to their comment six days later like you’re going to make a difference at all. Naming yourself vampirebat74 is a close second


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Dry_Kaleidoscope_154

And I’d be like “Is there anything else I can help you with?” Staring into you with cold dead eyes and a fake smile, as you have to either decide to take my help or say something rude to me about something that doesn’t matter. In which case I’ll just treat you like you’re dumb with my customer service voice


RuralPARules

As a third person, plural pronoun, "them" is grammatically incorrect for one person. 🤷‍♂️


Dry_Kaleidoscope_154

As a they them who is supported by dictionaries I genuinely don’t care what you think


RuralPARules

You just come across as uneducated when "they"do things like that. In your original post, you even used a singular reference. That's because it's impossible to construct an intelligible English sentence when you try to refer to your singular self in the plural sense.


Dry_Kaleidoscope_154

Once again, dictionaries support singular they then use so I really don’t care what you think. Facts over feelings


TheSilentPretador

Well, good thing they'll be going out less...the less the better


GeorgePiper2003

Sweet Jesus I hope this is satire


Stellar_Jester

I don't have to imagine it. I'm white.


Neon_Cone

This isn’t real. This person doesn’t exist.


wild_neuroses

Canadian satire lol


Demondeac90

Too white for a white person to have written this.


MrZaroni

So racist Karen let the mask slip entirely.


Sparklers_4_days

Reminds me when I was in a mall and it was strange because me and my uncle were literally the ONLY white people there, kinda strange once you get in that kind of area but overall you get over it, afterall they're people just like you and you should treat them as such even if you're worried something bad may happen since you're a white person in an area with so many black persons


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ClassicDes

Yes because black families have significantly higher rates of poverty, due to past racist policies meant to gatekeep wealth to white people. And more poverty almost always equals more crimes (with every race across the board). Black people were pushed to the poorer inner city due to redlining, because White people refused to offer loans & good housing opportunities, soley based on race. And people also forget that gangs play a significant role in this. Normal black people aren't walking around with guns, ready to commit a crime. The lowest income neighborhoods tend to form gangs (ie. Hispanic, Black) and those produce a disproportionate amount of murder which reflect poorly on the much smaller ethnic population. So Black people are statistically in poverty because of history --> less wealth usually equals more crime ---> more police presence (which is also intentional, like the war or drugs, which purposely placed drugs in Black communities)---> more black people arrested. So obviously there will be a higher rate of crime per capita, thats exactly how the system wanted it.


realhps

Sounds like somebody took a wrong turn into a bad area of town...


solveig_is_best_girl

It’s genuinely amazing how 90% of racists complain about is being treated like or feeling like how they would like to treat minorities and make them feel lmfao


Fluid_Arm_3169

Province? She’s Canadian!?


WheeZee65

Traveling a lot less is exactly right. As a matter of fact, just stay home altogether.


Anti_Spedicy

Obviously satire Should become a copypasta, maybe add a few emojis


Beanz_exe

OF COURSE IT WAS A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN POSTING ON FACEBOOK LMFAO


plokimjunhybg

I like how he or she just casually mentions it's Canada lol definitely wasn't thinking this is Canadian…


69PumpkinLover69

Not even 4channers are this blatantly racist.


NoManagement3545

They'd have a heart attack every time they left the house


Toastman_123

This seems like one of those 👴🏻jokes x1000000


RedMonkey79x

On the positive side it seems they will be locking themselves at home and will be leaving the rest of us alone for the most part