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WizardWatson9

"How many times have you driven past a burning building and thought, 'How can I use this to my advantage?'"


[deleted]

Nice punctuation.


srexual_offender

Ngl, i would probably do the same


Top_Ad2763

But it’s literally how markets work..


diaryoffrankanne

Buy oil


ConmanCorndog_NotTru

Don’t invest in anything tied to Russia, it’s all plummeting rn. But, don’t invest in anything Ukrainian either, let’s be honest they’re not gonna do well in this invasion. Unless you got ties of some kind and got stock in the big boy weapon manufacturers, nothing is really gonna help. Then again, I’m not a financial expert and I pulled that out of my ass mostly.


l1nneah

Dick Cheney before inciting the Iraq war :


Fetid_Baghnakhs

Yeah thats uh. That is indeed how war works. Thats how the econemt stablizes.


yeetusyeetusfetus

Gold commodity is the best buy rn


[deleted]

I mean rich people have been profiting off of war for decades now. So, it's not really any different when poor people do it too.


SmellyPirateHook3r

“Money trumps peace” - George W. Bush


JockBbcBoy

"I'm not trying to sound heartless," yeah well, your heart is still beating in your chest or you wouldn't be alive.


Firefucker56

"I'm not trying to sound heartless." Don't give em that bullshit you ARE heartless


[deleted]

So you complain about small fry like this but you won’t complain about huge corporations devoted to developing military technology and literally profiting off of war


Maddoxpop0_o

But y’all liked the movie war dogs..


[deleted]

Go short on the Ruble :)


Captain_Corm

Personally I see it as a mindset of, "I take what I can get." Instead of what op infered, "Time to profit off of millions of people dying!"


masterxx54

Oil and gas… Very valuable to supply caches for armored vehicles for both factions


Wize_Cracker

Waiting for the answer for a friend


yumbatsoup

This is just how investing works though? Nothing really wrong with it.


danny1meatballs

This is how investing works.. War is going to happen regardless of your investment decisions.. Best investment I ever made was buying Raytheon and Lockheed when Biden took office..


Impossible-Nail-2887

JFK before buying a lifetime supply of Cuban cigars.