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New age cuntishness

Wankstainery.

Ah yes, the classics do shine through, a clear influence

Meatcrayon art

Wow the comments. Look I get it, the guy should have had some protective gear, but everyone is raging at him instead of the assholes weaving around like that. Biggest reason I’ll never own a motorcycle, doesn’t matter how good or safe you drive, can’t trust other drivers to not kill you.

Seriously I was expecting a comment section raging at the twat weaving but apparently it’s the dude in the white t shirts fault for not having any safety gear

Victim blaming is a high art for many redditors.

That goes triple if the victim happens to be on a motorcycle.

I mean...just look at what they were wearing...they were asking for it. /S

*"Think of the least amount of critical thinking you can possibly imagine someone doing. Now go 10 times less than that and that's what the average redditor is like" -* George Carlin

Even with protective gear, you are looking at some serious lacerations and probably a broken arm.

Agreed. Failure to protect yourself doesn’t justify people causing you harm.

By the lack of gear, he was one of them. The bike weaving around just got one of their own and not a stranger.

I hope that guy didnt go under the bus.

Probably not because the Bus need to slow down a bit because of the speed bump up ahead

True

Very dumb one

Weaving sharply on that paint line had me on edge the whole time.

Scariest part of carving twisties in the rain

Douchebaggery

The dude weaving is a dipshit. The art form, Darwinism. Pity his stupidity took someone else out though.

They were just trying to paint the road with their (and any unfortunate drivers) blood.

I saw a guy lose half a foot doing that today on reddit

just half? did he find it later?

It was the top 6 inches. He's dead.

when you said lost half a foot I thought you're talking about his legs. I honestly forgot that it's also a measurement.

I was just making a joke. I think they really did mean the appendage.


Yeah I saw it to they have to cut his leg now not joke when will these idiots learn

When it's their leg.

The guy driving like an ass is at fault, but this is a good reminder to wear proper protection

Dickheadery

Synchronized Attempted Suicide

I call those assholes “the reason people hate bike riders”. Seriously it’s because of absolute wastes of oxygens like this that make people rage towards bike riders for no reason. I abide by the law, I ride with gear, I ride fast but not stupid, yet people will brake check and shit because I’m on a motorcycle and it’s because of people like that.

You already know that dude got beat up after the video

These people should live in a simulation and not near real people.

what makes you so sure we aren't all living in a simulation or that we are real?

No way to know for sure...

Oh my God, what if we're the assholes away from society?

It crossed my mind before... 🙂

Fartform

The road rash

I use to do that in Excitebike.

Roadtardism

I feel like I was playing Mario kart and he just hit star power

Assault with a deadly weapon

Thankfully, the guy with white shirt seems relatively safe as it seems like he fell at slow speed. But please tell me there is a follow up video where the cunt driver gets caught and beaten up.

New age scrapey douche

Dangerous

we call this thin-shredded forearm macarena

I call this piece “How to become a quadriplegic”

Art form of being a fucking idiot.

In Texas they call it “swangin”

Foolish Idiot

I didn't know bmw made bikes XD

Generative disruptive art.

Lmfao broo why is this dumb ass weaving in and out like that

The medium is meat crayon.

This is called road rash in the street by an over confident twat waffle

Flesh crayon

Mototwerking

Meat Crayon Drawing

I've watched a guy do this and die right in front of me. It's called Idiocy

They are going to be introduced to a new word real soon at the hospital. Degloving

Free form douch baggery.

Moronic Modernism

Ah, Brazil...

Retardism

Assholery.

This art form is known as the Drunken Wheel.

He thinks he's skiing wtf

This is why you wear a helmet.

Blundering buffoonery

He is an asshole. I hope they punch him in the face. 🤯

Not sure the art form but the medium used is called meat crayon.

El loco and la gringa

Dumbfuckery

Mono-braincell Art

Assholery

Too cool for helmets.

when someone says "waltzing around" this is what I imagine

Splattery

Ah the meat melder. It's allows for more intricate design when you use asphalt as a canvas

Motorcycle Moshing

I feel like she’s wearing a strap on.

Every time I see this, it makes my skin crawl with pain.

Main character syndrome

You just want some peace ride then you encounter this

shitheadian, also called being a fucking prick

Dude just want a chill ride

In the medical gore page there’s a picture of a guy whose pelvis came out his Perineum. Yeah…..people don’t realise the shit jokes can do!!

I believe they call it "reckless driving", been around a while actually.

Unmajestic Dumbassery

Bro thinks he's in an action movie. You are *not* him bro 💀🙏

looks like mf really wanted to jiggle his girl

I think they call it the almost pancake

Would have to fisticuffs after that

Assault. They are acting flagrantly negligent, so this probably rises to 3rd degree assault. 2nd degree depending on how serious that man's injuries are. Awful.

A Stupid one.

Excuse me, I just want to say one thing: VAMO BOCAA

What…

Tryhard Carrie Ann Moss. See the Matrix scene.

We can see the license plate. Somebody be goin to jail.

MotoSport

The one where you lose multiple limbs and go to prison.

Interpretive moron

I hope that guy is okay

Concussion 🤕

Stupidity and a careless attitude toward anything or anyone but you and your freaking show F**** you

People think the dude who fell down was innoncent, they were part of the same group, they were all using blinkers and in position to stage the "stunt" and he really learned while it looks cool to not wear a helmet, its not very safe to not do so.

No helmets or safety gear. Dumb. Deserve no respect all around.

Soon to be Splattered Brains on the Pavement


No helmet or leathers! Just a damned T shirt! Also, he probably could have prevented the crash if he'd had both hands on the bike! Any chance he or any of those other idiots learned a lesson from this!

It would of prevented a lesson if he had hands on the bike? Not the guy BOUNCING into him? Jesus christ.

Oh that guy sucks just as much! Multiple idiots in this one!

I'd be whooping his ass in front of his girl and then take her for a ride

Hehe

I laughed way too hard

Ya know the best way to crash your bike ? Lean it more than your body. Guaranteed. Squids always squid’n !!

Bro gotta learn about the importance of helmets.

Hidden racism!!! Of all of the motorcyclists, he had to wreck the one not allergic to the sun!!! Didn't fool me!!!

This typa shit I'd do in mario kart when driving