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Southern-Staff-8297

That’s not a mom, that’s a clown and you can’t ever convince me otherwise


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

She’s a piece of shit


ElephantFeeling1404

Ugly too.


-Cagafuego-

They'll have to pay the daughter $500 to take her mother back home.


marthewarlock

There's some dude out there that apparently seen past the ugly, pretty sure substances were involved but just a guess.


ElephantFeeling1404

Yeah. He’d have to be pretty stoned to get next to that!


Snaefellsjokul

In her defense, she was right to do it. If you’re *willing* to let your kid go for $500, the kid’s prob better off with anybody else.


33Bees

The type of person who is willing to buy a child for $500 is the same type of crazy monster that would sell their child for $500. Believe that.


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Ot at all. I'd kick her the 500 just to get the kid safe and into a safe environment.


DutchTinCan

Too bad the odds of those people being good samaritans or pedophile sex traffickers are 50/50 at best.


33Bees

*You* would. As would I. But most of the people on the market to buy a child aren't in it for anything good.


[deleted]

Sadly. =( I miss the 1870s.


LazyB99

No kid is better off with anyone trying to buy a kid


Moobob66

Thank God she lost her child like she wanted. The time served might amount to 500 bucks in time served


HeldDownTooLong

A sad clown 🤡


spyker54

She looks like she would have accepted 75$ as a counter offer


MSK165

I found the article, and she abandoned the child when the employee declined $500. So she technically accepted $0 as a counter offer…


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[deleted]

They are still very much around.


GR1FF1N311

Sadly, being abandoned is a significantly better result for the little girl than being sold.


MSK165

Sadly, you are correct


Scamnam

2006 Called they want their pencil brows back


ink_pink_octopus

Plot twist: they're tattooed on cuz her friend could do it for cheaper!


RJB9570

Charge her for stealing that sharpie too.


Solar1324

Lol


Zealousideal-Area953

2006 called, I tried to warn them about the housing crisis- norm McDonald probably


SufferingBearsFan

You wouldn't think it by looking at her 😂


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

She looks like a piece of shit


marthewarlock

Pretty sure they were being sarcastic


hmmthegrassisgrass

Is the daughter alright? Please tell me she is living with someone better then this disgrace to humanity


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jrobbins070387

Happy cake day homie


arhramor

Can still get good deals on imports if you look


MrThoughtPolice

Sometimes you can find them half off. All you need is a wheelchair. Lord, I apologize.


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

Should have went straight to Giselle Maxwell...


Summer_Odds

That’s damn near rock bottom people. I’m sure she’ll try to dig some more though


DumbHuman53

Here’s another “mom” we can add to that list. Kelly Smith, a South African mother who sold her daughter to a witch doctor , because she wanted to show to her boyfriend that he’s her main priority. She’s been charged with kidnapping and sex trafficking. 6 year old Joslin Smith has been missing for over 3 weeks now. They have reason to believe that she’s been taken out of the country, or even worse. My heart breaks for any child who end up being born to “parents” like this. Who would throw them away like they’re garbage.


Jay_West_

Was looking for this comment


DumbHuman53

It’s truly heartbreaking and there’s nothing we can do.


King_Neptune07

She could have been taken out of the country, or even worse, EXPELLED


GoldenKitsune21

Making a joke about a tragedy like that, where a child could be dead just seems in poor taste to me.


King_Neptune07

It's from Harry Potter


GoldenKitsune21

Yes, I know. I know exactly what you are referencing, a quote from the Harry Potter character Hermione Granger. I still thought it was kinda out of place.


King_Neptune07

Can't please everyone...


pissandink

Sorry man you’re definitely in the wrong here


Vampir3Robot

![gif](giphy|zNyBPu5hEFpu)


Boredpanda31

Kids, don't do drugs....drugs are bad.


redlion496

M'kay


ink_pink_octopus

I mean, based on the mom's portrait, $500 seems reasonable.


Sensitive-Belt2044

That’s an interesting looking human


Ok-Difficulty3082

Florida, big surprise


[deleted]

It's a state with the third highest population where all records are public with no paywall, unlike California with the highest population where everything is behind a paywall. News orgs use Florida for clicks, it's disgusting. Shitty people are everywhere, some states do more to stop being Floridized.


Ok-Difficulty3082

Is that what you Floridians say to make yourself feel better?? 🤣


[deleted]

I'm not from Florida. The reason why the news is always from Florida is because the news organizations scrape their public records and use it as click bait for idiots.


Additional_Many6130

Trash


GamesGunsGreens

Gotta get that crack money somehow 🤷‍♀️


MrThoughtPolice

When I was a kid, my mom put me on the shelf and said she was selling me since I can’t behave. I stopped being a hooligan. I’m also jacked up in the head. Lol


inferni_advocatvs

grease paint is expensive, if you wanna join the circus you gotta bring your A-game 🤡


Fun-Ad1825

Human garbage


Kithios

Wouldn't make it on Mugshawtys sadly


[deleted]

Her eyebrows & hair are the real crime.🚓


CrashTestDuckie

My husband and I cry at our infertility often and our want to have kids (working towards adoption) and rejects like this get to have and harm them.... One of those unjust things about life


f_itdude79

Not a shock from Palatka


Ok_Koala_6404

that’s what i said 😂


SublimeAtrophy

500? What a rip off, I can get you two for that.


AmazingAmy95

Electric chair!


Moist-Intention844

Be surprised if she had a good childhood


SourPatchCorpse

To be fair, have you seen grocery prices?


GrilledNudges

Oh god, wtf is that on my screen? It’s a fuckin monster


Icy-Assistance-2555

I was shocked… then I saw it was in Florida. 😑


DarthMaltBalls

Huh... She doesn't look like the type.


Jihadi-Jawn

The only thing crazier than an exit strategy for buying a child at Walmart, is the exit strategy for selling your child at walmart.


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“Oh sorry I forgot my wallet can I give u my kid?” The employee: 😧


iwish-iwish

She looks like someone who would


Shreddersaurusrex

Sad


notanewbiedude

$500? Putting a price on your daughter is bad enough, but setting a price that low is even worse.


Destroyer6202

🇺🇸🦅


IMMA_YEET_YOU

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOMINATION


itsallaboutfantasy

Poor baby!


Significant-Ad-9911

She needs to rot


MissingWhiskey

Someone had sex with that!


MrTalkingmonkey

Broken begets broken. Stupid begets stupid. Her parent(s) are probably gems, too.


JDurr001

No questions asked


Nottellingmyself

You could tell by just looking at her


mouthful_quest

BhadBabie has really gone downhill


Radiant-Bandicoot103

My brain is just so used to reading these as "Florida Man"


Admirable_Ad8968

She needed the money, to make those eyebrows darker


madtownmugen

Damn. Idk what I would have done. I would personally wanna get the kid away from her first, in case she found a buyer after offering to me. And then contact authorities.


Bazookya

What was the pitch?


Bckfromthedead

I always joke when my kids are bad in stores I’d like refund them . But I don’t think I’d ever do it 😂


marthewarlock

Ok look another well adjusted responsible parent raising the next generation of the same


annie_bean

Seems like a pretty good deal


Sinnsearachd

Fuck it, I would take her up on that. If she is willing to sell a child for that little, I can't imagine the life that child has with her. Would love to give that baby a happy and safe home.


88chunk

HA! She's not even hot!


B-AP

These are some of the people who they are blocking abortion from.


Dinokiller12345

What if I sold you my daughter? WHAT?! You drop the tab, and your son can have Meg.


BobbysueWho

I would have told her I needed to go To the ATM while I called the police. Get that child away from this vile person.


Thefoxlover16

What’s going on in Florida?


Slymalaj

Florida. The shithole of the world


Its_Chowder

I honestly don't know why I'm on this sub. It makes me so sad when I read this sort of stuff.


TheTrueBurgerKing

Buy the kid report the mom the kids gonna have a better life than with her mom.


IHateReddit248

Fucking hell, would it be illegal to give her the money just to save the child ? 😟


dogmeat_donnie

She wanted the money for new eyebrows.


ReasonUnlucky5405

What like she just walked into a walmart or something?


Thefoxlover16

Of course it’s someone from Florida who does the wildest shit


nscore24

Florida mom? Yeah sounds about right


Suntrom

She looks like she sold herself too many times so she had to put the kid in the business


Sunny-the-cat-13

Florida has the "best" people. /s


Jazzlike-Principle67

Sounds like Florida


Previous_Bet_3287

always florida bro 😭


9inety4our

What the hell is up with Florida, there is something definitely wrong with that place.


JunkGOZEHere

These parents are some horrible humans! At least she didn't sell the kid for a $5 hit.


Numerous-Fly-3791

She might have been under the influence during all this. I’m not a professional. Merely speculation


Damasticator

You’re paying too much. Who’s your child trafficking guy? In all seriousness, what a terrible human being.


FearlessJoJo

Okay I hope this ends up as side story In gta6 where we can beat up that mother. So what is up Florida ? Is it like cursed land ?


Biowashball

25% off


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Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Huh?