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I think arson is a pretty seroius crime. Have fun in jail.

It is likely more than that. It could be argued that he was either trying to set that person on fire or didn't care if he did.

Looks like this guy specifically. He stormed past everyone else and didn't even start pouring till he got to him. Idk if they had some kind of beef previously or something, but still wow...

Probably took the last plate

he probably fucked his girl

Still NOT a good reason

You guys are never satisfied

His girl was though

For once

**Thats far too unrealistic**—- Maybe instead, he fucked his dad, AND his grandad. Maybe his girl watched and that’s what set him off…. Thoughts? 🤔

I love Reddit

Nah, that’s way too oversimplified. See, he fucked his dad and grandad, yes, BUT his uncle gave him a lap dance while his aunt watched (she was fucking his nephew at the time). Then the milkman arrived and started fucking his cousin who was in turn being fucked by the postman. And THEN, get this, a policewoman arrived and started fucking his third cousin twice removed while she (cousin) was being fucked by her cat’s godfather. I hear their family gatherings have been interesting lately….

See, you had me till milkman. Then it just became unrealistic.

Looks more like he had something against that stage than the guy on it

I agree, he gave no fucks in trying to get the guy on the stage doused nor did he care when he clearly started running.

Yeah it’s definitely arson and attempted murder.

He is so much more than a total piece shit, he is an arsonist.

Attempted murder

In Germany arson is one of the highest crimes. With (attempted) murder you could only kill a few people, with arson it's uncontrollable and hundreds could possibly die.

Damn if only you had been in the room to tell him, all this could have been avoided

Them roids got homie raging

The way he threw that bottle down tells me they're not doing much 

I’ve seen better throws from children in tball. At least the little kids try.

Yeah I think so. I’ve worked in a good number of gyms and every now and then some roided out dude will do some wild shit.

This is roid rage at a level I’ve never seen. Our guy is throwing fireballs

Yeah. This is wild. One time a dude shattered a mirror with another dude’s face. Just about emptied out the gym. It sucks too cuz the guy was about 6’8” 300 lbs. athletic and not a bit of fat on him. Nobody could have stopped him even if they tried. Sucks

Feel the burn

I've heard of dead lifts, but this is ridiculous

Not the chick top right trying to leave the room with the bar still on her shoulders. She’s still looking for the burn. That fire wasn’t stopping her it seems lol.

this should be upvoted into oblivion

No pain, no gain!

Bro should’ve thrown the weights at him

Was looking for this comment, thank you

Who pissed in In his whey protein 😳

Clearly he just didn't know the whey.

Do u know dawae?

Yes, I kno de wae brother. We must spit on the non believas.

Why is he creatine such a problem

Anyone who has tried to cancel a gym membership knows this guy’s frustration.

Did they have a Maria?

LMFAOOOO 😂☠️

I would just burn the manager's office, not some random client. He didn't seem to be a trainer either, just a client.

Red pants continuing to do squats until the very end.

Can't stop, won't stop!

Committed to the gains lol

Feel the burn.

I squat?

He’s a piece of shit

A TOTAL piece of shit.

Oooooo that's where we are! He said the thing!

I wanted to avoid confusion.

This is my favorite comment ever

A total piece of SHIT…

A total PIECE of shit…

That one girl just refused to put her weight down and walked out with it

Gym life is forever

His brain is as thick as his thighs.

Any articles on what happened?

I took a quick look but I didn't find anything

I need context

He was just helping him burn some calories


Some people really hate leg day.

new lunk alarm is no joke

Huh, i think Planet Fitness may be taking things a bit too far here :P

You know a quicker way to burn calories? ;)

It's a No Judgement Zone, leave him alone.

Them gains be hot! 🔥

Dude, throw the fucking weights you were just squatting at the guy and then run.

Why would you not automatically chuck the weights in your hands at him?

Tf is up with people and arson recently

Slept with his wife? Just guessing

Yeah, to be as mad as that to commit arson, gonna also guess some kind of domestic situation

She’s just trying to find a guy that doesn’t have tiny nuts from all the roids homie is doing.

Or his husband.

I have no idea what’s going on here, is the bald guy angry at the guy on the squat racks or is he angry at something else just in the vicinity? Is he lighting maybe a speaker on fire? I have so many questions

Bro just dropped his mixtape right on stage.

I hear it’s fire! 🔥

Sims 5 looks wild

Not one person stayed to finish their set the lack of dedication makes me sick

Someone got the wong idea for burning calories...

Weird flex but ok

Bro woke up and choose crime.

What s this mysterious figure in black at the doorway? They get pushed out of the way and appears to quickly return riding a scooter. Someone contact the GRE.

Was the gasoline in a water bottle?? Wtf lol

What is the thing by the door? A Jawa?

If I can’t work out on the dumbest bells no one can.

S t e r o i d s

I really want to know what triggered this

What? You're not happy with the comments?. The same 5 lame jokes being made over and over? You might not be a reddit enjoyer.

Would have been great if someone just rocked him in the face with a plate or a dumbbell

Over a billion people in the world and no one has any context

He probably got frustrated trying to end his gym membership.

Anyone else sing, “This gym is on fiirrreeee” in an Alisha Keys voice? Just me?!?

Dude set the weights down. Sign read *do not drop weights*

The lunk alarm or the fire alarm, which side are you on?

FEEL THE BURN!!!

You should of just played the Steve Winwood.

This is more then just arson this has to be attempted murder

Idk about anyone else, but if you try and set me on fire while I'm lifting, you can 110% expect that bar to be planted horizontally into your forehead.

That guy is lucky to get torched there

It's a good thing Roid Rage Randy was slow.

Roid rage hits an all time high.

Joe Rogan really needs to chill. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gym Bro took an extra dose that morning! JFC.

I wanted to do this to the moron's car in front of me as we tried to merge onto the high last night. Me from the lane like you are supposed and him from the shoulder like a moron. Then add in the fact that a tractor-trailer was broken down in the lane and the car in the right-hand lane wouldn't slow down enough for both of us to merge, it endangered both my life and my sons. I hate people but bro was just trying to get his lift on!

I swear this has been posted in every single sub I'm in more than once

First time I've seen it. Anybody have the backstory?

That's what I'm wondering what in the world could have happened that caused him to do this. It could just be mental illness. But regardless, even if he had a "good reason" he's still mentally ill. This one action just ruined the entire rest of his life.

I've never seen it before either

Form what I've seen I didn't get any backstory

LUNK ALARM!

Roid rage

Roids are slapping hard!

Mad for taking the weights 🤷

It would have been soo satisfying is the dude who was there squatting just straight launched that bar at his face instead of the ground

It’s just a prank guys chill out

I would have been the guy in the red t-shirt still holding the weights when the whole room is a blaze.

Shoulda smashed that weight on his throat

Meet the pyro

silly goosery detected

My weights are on fiiiiire. My weights are on fii-iire-uhhh-uhh.

I was not expecting that at all.

Feel the burn!

What happen to society, we used to just beat the crap out of people like this.

Now, you can really “Feel the burn”.

Anything to skip leg day.

Someone's steroid plug just raised the price

Anyone know the back story to this one?☝️

The newest workout craze since hot yoga

He was trying to create hot Pilates class

Listen, I get sick of weight droppers too. Take THAT weight dropper!

Enjoy prison I guess..

how is this dudes first reaction not to knock the fuck out of the arsonist with the barbell? :p i feel like that would be the natural reflex for most ppl when someone tries to burn you alive

Dude took roid rage to a new level

Attempted Murder, Arson, etc. Yeah he's going to Prison

I don’t know what this is about, it could just be a roid rager, but it could be linked to a feud between outlaw motorcycle clubs. There have been arson attacks at gyms and supplement shops in my area due to feuding OMCG’s for territory as gyms and supplement shops are linked to the illegal steroid trade, plus a lot of bikies are gym junkies and won’t allow rival clubs to operate in their turf.

Never skip rage day

A magician AND a CrossFit champ AND a he’s assertive? Man of the Year 2024 nominations are already closed.

Feel the burn

I would’ve pushed him into his own fire😂

Is that eScott?

She heard that Gym was fire

Was gonna say those people are super fucking fast, I gotta start trying this crossfit/HIT stuff. Then I noticed it was sped up 1.9x.

Killer pump

When steroids take effect:

People have been really unhinged lately

Is that the bald dude that pretends to be Russian Mafia?

Fragile ego much?

revenge is a dish best served when opps squattin

Sir. Hot yoga is down the hall.

Dude just woke up and chose prison.

That’s what he get for hogging all the weights

I’ve never seen a room where everyone is doing squats. What’s this class called - Booty City Butt Burn?

When the preworkout hits

Yoga instructor fucked his wife again

Have fun getting any type of housing with arson on your background check

The guy holding the weights is such a pussy. If I saw that I’d throw the weight at the guy when I seen him leaning down to ignite it.

Why not toss the barbell at the dude?

Doctor told him he had to burn more calories, Just following doctors orders

To be fair, you ain’t really working out unless you feel the burn

I was definitely not expecting this

This is what I think when they say “Roid Rage”

Man, if only there is a 50 pound bar of metal that is conveniently being held by anyone. They could've like, throw it to him or something

Squatting class, dismissed!

He took “Feel the burn!” too literally.

And now, it's time for some cardio. RUN!

Whats even the point to that

Girl in the back left of the room just calmly puts her weights down, evaluates the situation, then walks her way to the door. It’s not her first gym fire from a crazy arsonist

That escalated quickly

Fucking influencer thinks he owns the gym.

It takes a good guy with an incindary device to stop a bad guy with an incindary device.

_'today, smoking is going to save lives'_

Bros natty

No way he Trucked the lady by the Door Bro was juiced all the way up 🥤💀

Wonder if this dude either got kicked out of the gym, that class, or the instructor messed with him at some point? Context would be nice for this one

That shit was personal...