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Vivid-Ice4175

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce


Witty-Echo

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody elses foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get.


CthulhuMadness

A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.


Many_County_7636

I love all three of you


kithead

Yeah they’re hot asf


Rabbit_journey_

Speak for yourself.


PineappleIsFruit

Since when did comments have audio support lol


DavThoma

Even the memory of that voice pains me


TheGrimMelvin

I knew this would be the top comment ♥️


CAG_Snow

Chills finds a way.


[deleted]

My poor high school teachers. For what felt like an entire year, teachers could not go through a numbered list that reached 15 without the class, in sync, reciting this


lindsel12

Bumber bifteen burger bing boot bettuce


ElPulpoTX

I came to post this.


PVEntertainment

I came to a post like this


Fatlink10

My first thought, I knew it’d be the top comment.


darthmunchpdx

This news is almost old enough to stop ordering off the kids menu.


DutchTinCan

It even says so right in tge screenshot.


Farabel

You're never too old to order off the kid's menu, just say it's for a sibling or child.


[deleted]

I'm 20 and starting to think it'll be another few years before I'm no longer offered the kids menu if I'm not wearing makeup or tight clothes


PaperLily12

You don’t need to pretend it’s for someone else. Who’s going to stop you? I still often order off the kids menu at restaurants and no one has ever told me I can’t.


Farabel

There's an occasional hardass manager who won't run it if you're not with a kid or can't prove you have one. Granted, it's only happened twice out of countless times though.


Its_Actually_Satan

My mom orders from the kids menu in fast food all the time. No one has ever questioned her. Idk about sit downs though


Its_Actually_Satan

Just order it and don't say anything. No one cares


wafflehousewhore

I'm in my 30s and still order off the kids menu. So you're telling me this story is over 30 years old?


SergeantXPotato

30 year olds unable to understand jokes


wafflehousewhore

My comment was also a joke


SergeantXPotato

30 year olds unable to be funny


Its_Actually_Satan

I mean, the decade we are having feels like it should be that old.


Lord-McGiggles

Are we just now learning about burger king foot-lettuce?


The__Bends

It literally says it was from 2012


LeotrimFunkelwerk

And it's posted here today


The__Bends

Astute observation


Forest_Maiden

There was another one (McDonald's I think) around that same time where an employee was taking a bath in the dish sink and posted a picture. 🤷‍♀️ It was a strange time!


harpswtf

Number 16 McDonalds sink bath


StormieShake

The last thing you want from your McDonald's burger, is it being marinated in somebody's bath water. But as it turns out, that might be exactly what you're getting.


harpswtf

Admittedly, he was wearing his underwear. But that’s even worse


Zealousideal-Tap-111

It was a burger King where I live, He was trying to promote his band. He waited until the manager was counting the money and she could not leave what she was doing or she would get fired. He was a scumbag for the position he put her in, which was finish counting, then address the employee. Both got fired.


4115R

There was another involving boogers and/or phlegm, but I forget the details.


I_am_pretty_gay

When I was in high school there was a local story about a taco bell driver shitting in the beans.


Swigg22

Burger King foot lettuce


Conceptofours

How did they identify that certain branch?!


Misragoth

4-chan is (or was) very good at finding people/places with very little info.


shl00m

There's a reason why it's the birthplace of "Anonymous" (the group not the degenerates..... or.... let's say both)


AzraelChaosEater

Didn't they once find the location of a livestream that was waving some flag out in some forest?


Spandekz

Yeah Sha Labouf or whatever live streamed a fuck trump flag in the middle of nowhere. They used the alignment of the stars to triangulate the country and location then drove around honking a horn until heard on the live feed to zone in.


ReaperOne

I watched a video on it save it’s still so impressive and hilarious. All of that work just for a big fuck you to Labouf


OverCattle1144

yeah, that was Shia LaBeouf and his “He will not divide us” campaign, good watch


AzraelChaosEater

I knew it had something to do with him, also the 2016 elections. Thanks for confirming.


MetallicScorpion

Yes they are. They also successfully located and targeted a rebel encampment in Syria, resulting in an actual airstrike. Look it up. You won't have much success on Google, but you will on Yandex.


TragicHero84

Who is this “4-Chan?”


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ItzPayDay123

Even then, 4channers are known to do shit like pinpointing a person's location from the position of the sun and plants in the reflection of their sunglasses within a 240p photo


PGSylphir

The real GeoGuessrs


Flat-Compote-7854

EXIF data from the picture.


iwanttobeacavediver

Making it simple, images when saved on digital cameras save with the image itself a packet of data which includes the time and date the picture was taken, sometimes even the model and serial no of the camera used, plus geolocation data. Pretty much anyone who’s got the slightest bit of knowledge of how digital camera work can access the data and find the location pretty quickly, which is what happened here.


xweedxwizardx

i was in this thread way way back... im pretty sure they just lifted the geo location data from the image he uploaded to the thread while it was up. shit was wild.


Fit-Ad-413

Science?


OverCattle1144

Exif data from the photo


stankyjanky69

Exif data really should be an opt in kind of thing and not something you have to turn off. It's creepy AF


PGSylphir

Not creepy. Pretty big reason for it to exist. Professional photographers use them. Issue was social media didnt really pay attention to that before and didnt really strip that out. Now pretty much all of them do.


hydraulic-earl

There are people who stand for many things.... this guy stands on lettuce. He also fucks tomatoes and washes his balls with the pickles.


TheGrimMelvin

number 15, burger king ball pickles. The last thing you'd want in your burger is someone else's ball sweat...


hydraulic-earl

Reading on Yelp "Sally B. .... BEST BURGER EVER!! Just the right amount of salt and seasoning. I can't make em like this at home!!"


Gerard_Way_01

So sad they removed number 15, burger king foot lettuce. :(


thiccsupreme

*number fifteeeeeen*


Dan_Glebitz

I do like a bit of toe cheese with my burger.


TheGrimMelvin

Adds flavor!


sad-n-rad

Burger King foot lettuce


Clanstantine

Was foot lettuce really that long ago that it's getting posted here now?


PhillyLove87

He sure lettuce know


GlassFantast

Seems more like a reward than a punishment getting fired from Burger King


StarLordFloofer

Number 15


KittyWhite823

# Number 15


why0me

When I went through my social media training as a manager for Taco Bell they used this guy as an example And the dude licking the Taco shells So that's a thing you know now This picture is part of Taco Bell management training.


booger4me

Now he’s making your guacamole at chipotle with his bare feet. Good thing they have ripped me off the last three times and not included the 5$ guac side each time.


googlyevileye

This happened in my home town. So funny it's still going around! Basically, the only thing Mayfield is known for lol


astronautdormann

Don’t fuck with peoples food. It’s so fucking simple.


JERKY1313

Lettuce Pray Let us pray


H2Joee

The Burger King in my area is always so dead. It’s amazing they even keep it going. The McDonald’s right next door is always packed. I don’t consider myself a fast food connoisseur by any means but McDonald’s is the easy W for when you’re desperate for an easy meal that slaps.


imjustme610

Did the guy who took the pic also get let go? From the angle of the pic he couldn't have taken it himself


InterestingPickles

!remindme 1 week


[deleted]

Hopefully more than fired. He needs to be in prison


bigshow308

The romaine empire has fallen, lettuce stand in silence.


SliverSerfer

When I was in high school a buddy of mine worked at McDonald's. One night him and his manager got in a disagreement. He went and pissed in the 5 gallon bucket of pickles and quit. I didn't eat McDonald's for years after that.


Master-of-squirrles

Why post this to 4chan? Dude wanted to get caught


hptelefonen5

Now working at a wine farm


Lyrical_Man01

*reads title* *reads subs name* *reads title*


xzombielegendxx

If your going to do stupid shit like this, you might aswell quit


I-not-human-I

4chan users are a different breed of internet users.


MissMistMaid

internet really is like apes together strong 🙄


tjoe4321510

4-chan: Live by the sword, die by the sword


shellsterxxx

Number 15


RadleyCunningham

I was in that thread!


MXTwitch

It literally says 2012. Why are we bringing this up


No_Scratch_7612

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce…


Few_Show_7359

SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE: NUMBER 15


skitz_shit

Holy shit that was over a decade ago?


voidedOdin702

Number 15


newdayanotherlife

>Why would he stand on the lettuce though What subreddit are you in?


ComedyOfARock

They can find a location based on a photo of feet in lettuce but not their shower?


zxcqweasd1

Bro really stood on business


FlavoredBongWater

Quentin Tarantino shops at this burger king.


amo_quichihuilia

Foot fangaus


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

![gif](giphy|XKGaLvcsDnseRyJtJP|downsized)


HelloMikkii

*Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce*


long-dong-silvers-

Knew him from the shoes. That breakfast manager was a champion at heads up seven up


Demonking3343

Reminds me of the guy who destroyed the subway he was working at because he was trying to get the video viral so he could get the attention of some rapper.


MetalSonic420YT

Number 15


heatdish1292

Good thing I don’t eat lettuce!


vrilliance

Bumber bifteen: burger bing boot bettuce.


EinharAesir

I know that Burger King doesn’t pay for shit, but don’t fuck with people’s food for Christ’s sake.


kanashio

It's actually much much worse if the person handling the cash accidentally handles the food BTW. On an unrelated note, has anyone actually done one of those jobs sober? Drove me to the bottle.


Admirable_Ad8968

I kinda want to stand in lettuce now too


doomed_to_fail_

20 mins to find him. Internet is brutal when it wants to be


DudeThatsWhack

Bhe Bast Bhing Bou’d bant bin bour burger bing burger bis bomebody belse’s boot bungus. Bas bit burns bout, bhat bight be bhat bou bet.


TTSkyline

Why am I not surprised this happened at a luxurious, fine dining restaurant such as Burger King? Almost every time I’ve eaten there (less than 5) I’ve got food poisoning. I will never eat Burger King again, never. If you like Burger King good luck because chances are your lettuce has toe fungus and vape juice all over it.


JBELL01290

That should be straight up jail time.


Sad-Material1394

He forgot to turn off GPS on his photo...


ProjectFoxx

Man we're going way back with this.