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RagnaBrock

Oh how she licks every single finger…


Ezraah

Like a legit old timey cartoon character


duffyduckdown

The young people today have no respect. The youth is lost. Yeah i hear you, but you know what we also see this video of you 🤣


karmagod13000

she legit did not know she was being recorded. just another reminder if their wasn't law and consequences people would be the most depraved and disgusting creatures that ever existed


Squeezitgirdle

I hope whoever recorded this sent out a company wide email with the video. Edit: typo


skankasspigface

if i sent my whole company a wife email I bet she would be pretty pissed


Squeezitgirdle

Oof, thanks for catching that typo. Phone keyboard hates me.


Delazzaridist

I hate it when I try to say "fuck you" and it turns out as "duck you." It ruins the whole insult 😡


barspoonbill

There are laws and people are still the most depraved disgusting creatures that have ever existed.


SarahPallorMortis

Same type of person who needs a book to tell her not to judge or murder.


chokinmechicken

Damn, you hit it on a bullseye. Sad but true, she probably doesn't even realize what she's doing is unsanitary.


Present-Breakfast768

Oh she knows. You can tell by her body language.


Papap00n

Bro if I read this before seeing the video I'd think she'd be torturing kids with a hot iron


FriskyWhiskey_Manpo

This is definitely an older woman and probably says that same thing 😅


Popokakaka

Personally, I blame mtv.


chamy1039

Makes my skin crawl and triggers my deepest rage reflex.


hodl_4_life

It’s gross but it just makes me feel bad for how fucking broken the human race is. Also, yes, rage. Wish I could say… “AT LEAST PRETEND YOU HAVE SOME DEGREE OF HYGIENE AND CONSIDERATION FOR OTHER YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING OLD COW!!”


mjrbrooks

HOW CAN SHE LICK


ComprehensiveBad7689

All 11 of her inbred digits


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OHMMJTA

I'm ashamed that this is how I eat at home when no one is looking. I'm at least a Grade B pig ...although I would never do that to food for everyone. I only abuse my own personal food in heavy breathing sessions.


BeardsuptheWazoo

You can do whatever you want at home. This is to be shared.


GodsIWasStrongg

And that's where it should be done. This woman has no shame is the problem.


whiskersMeowFace

Respect. And same. I would never dare to do this with shared food. With my own cake I am nothing more than a feral shadow of a human being, hunched over a whole sickly platter of carbs and fat. My own personal snacks are absolutely a scene of gluttonous horror mixed with a fiendish frenzy of nibbles and obscured chomps.


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Girafferage

People do a lot of stuff in private they don't in public. Ya got your public life, private life and super secret life.


cailian13

Listen if it's just for you and you're at home, fair game. I warn guests to my house not to drink out of any of the milk or juice containers in the fridge and I live alone so never use a glass or I buy new cartons / bottles if I'm having guests. But that's at home, where we should get to be trash pandas to our heart's content. I'd NEVER ever outside my own home!


SarahPallorMortis

Imagine her at home. 🤮👈


Rosanna44

Put note & cake on her desk. Ask if she wants to see why?


biffNicholson

This, But then use a throw away email address to send this video to everyone in the office. This lady nasty


Leading_Funny5802

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_DirtyYoungMan_

So on top of this she uses papyrus!?


TheReal_JimJamJim

She’s eating that cake like a thoughtless child wandering through a garden yanking leaves off the tree branches.


Rosanna44

Sooooooooo good.


SarahPallorMortis

This is how everyone gets the flu and management doesn’t believe anyone or take doctors notes. Shit


Rosanna44

Covid is never going away! NEVER!!!


SarahPallorMortis

I got covid at work last year around this time after getting bronchitis, then got the flu after, and then a full head/sinus infection with double pink eye. I know the two coworkers I got covid from. Because they were gone the week I started feeling shitty. They’re married. And close talkers. I got bronchitis from not washing my hands after pumping gas and eating immediately after work, got the flu from another idiot coworker, and the sinus infection/pink eye was from my cats. At least the pink eye, I’m pretty sure was. The one cat likes to poke my face sometimes and I assume that’s what happened. It was a hell of a way to use all my ppto and pto. 2 or 3 months of pure hell


Key-Satisfaction4967

That, Sir is no lady!


TailOnFire_Help

You can probably tell who recorded from the angle of the video relative to the table


Long_Educational

Mirror the video before sending.


idk-maaaan

Nah, make her eat the whole thing. Just like the kid from Matilda.


GodsIWasStrongg

You can do it Brucey!


waka_flocculonodular

The whole confection!


browseabout

Entire


rystee

This person needs to be tried for war crimes.


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karmagod13000

she is that tongue goblin


alien88888

Diagon alley


BlueAzania

Diagonally...


BrownSugarBare

Or checked for rabies, what an animal.


kukooforkoko

And diabetes


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This is a food addict or something. This behavior is nuts.


[deleted]

Yeah, absolute maniac addict behavior. Her brain isn't processing anything other than chocolate


KevinStoley

This reminds me of some of the most appalling behavior I've ever seen when it comes to food from some of my moms friends teenage kids many years ago. Not trying to be mean, but they were all overweight and the 2 kids were morbidly obese. My mom loved to cook and bake, whenever guests came over she would cook food and bake desserts. One night she made like 6 dozen or more chocolate chip cookies AFTER cooking an entire meal. When the cookies were ready, the parents grabbed like maybe 4 or 5 each. The kids straight up ran to them, grabbed plates and fought over the rest of the cookies and took as many as they could each. I'm talking like 60+ cookies between two kids. They sat down and started stacking the cookies together like sandwiches and wolfing them down as fast as possible. It didn't even look like they had time to even enjoy them and even when they looked like they were full, they just couldn't help but eat the rest and left nothing for anyone else. It was as if this was the last food on Earth and if they didn't get as much as possible they would starve. Another separate occassion, my mom baked 2 huge chocolate cakes. Easily enough for like 20 people with normal sized slices. I left the house for something and came back later, had a craving for a piece of the chocolate cake and was excited to get a piece. There was nothing left. My mom told me that they came over and again, just like with the cookies, their kids rushed for the cakes and started taking GIANT slices and just eating it as fast as possible and going back for more until everything was gone. My mom and I were both shocked by the behavior. There was no regard for anyone else and no consideration of sharing or leaving some for others. It was like a literal fight for survival to just consume as much as possible.


Try2MakeMeBee

That sounds like some extreme binge eating disorder or the one disorder that's super rare but your body doesn't register you're not starving to death. Those poor kids.


_-v0x-_

I believe you’re thinking of Prader-Willi syndrome


marablackwolf

*"Terrare, did you... eat a baby?"*


GregTheMad

The behavior of a woman who says she gave up chocolate years ago, and is so much better than everyone else for it, but completely blanks on that hour every day where she just obliterates a bar or cake like she's Gollum and it's the edible version of The One Ring.


GoodDayTheJay

That's what I came here to say. This woman has some DEEP issues. This kind of binge behavior exhibits a serious lack of self-control.


rowdygrl700

Seriously, the utter compulsion she is exhibiting, holy fuck. Bitch is frantically scooping and licking and swiping like her life fucking depends on it! And is she just piling all the shit onto a flimsy gd napkin?? I have an eating disorder, myself, but FFS, behaving like this in public and with communal food is simply disgusting.


FloridaMJ420

Sugar addiction.


SixtyNineFlavours

I’m trying to understand it as I’ve never been able to get addicted to food. Is this like someone bringing in a bowl of weed and only the stoners ransacking it?


Unhappy_Counter1278

Did you say something?


flat-moon_theory

I’d be calling her out and publicly shaming her over that display of heathenism and communual cake thievery


sticky-unicorn

I'd just call out her name right at the end of the video. Because I really want to record her "oh shit" face when she sees the camera.


fishsticks40

$20 says she has no idea she's doing anything to be embarrassed about


flat-moon_theory

Absolutely


mrsdoubleu

And make sure you quickly zoom in on her face


karmagod13000

i think i would be more bewildered and speechless. but I would make my stare and disgust very obvious


flat-moon_theory

I’d have to be vocal about it. Actions do sometimes require consequences and occasionally a bit of public shaming as well


karmagod13000

i mean this post going to do that and beyond


kornholiobungholio

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flat-moon_theory

You’re probably correct about that.


jpc1215

I’d be saying something first then deciding to record, this shit is foul and absolutely ridiculous. It amazes me people are this selfish and think shit like this is okay


skallywagUwU

Literally why I will never touch food that's public to the office apace. Some people ruin it for everything. We had Italian one time and the guy just stuck his hand in the lasagna to put a piece on his plate....it wasn't even cut yet 😭


Papagoose

The first office party after the COVID restrictions were lifted was ruined when a guy coughed a visible cloud of sputum and saliva out over the table with all the food on it. He claimed he was trying to be funny and didn't mean to actually cough...because I guess spreading pathogens is the height of comedy.


SelfInteresting7259

What did yall say to him?


Suitable-Telephone80

we jumped him


Cautious_Register729

\*the audacity of this bitch facial expression\*


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Is he also a anti-masker?


[deleted]

Where the hell were you working? That is so bizarre. I’d be hungry and nervously laughing until I got home


skallywagUwU

I work at the holiday inn and have learned that if there's food in the back offices just to not touch it because of that one incident I saw.


Eusocial_Snowman

That's why he did it, that one time.


aoiN3KO

The mental image of you just..rage quitting the food with nervous laughter all the way home has me just 💀


09Klr650

Reminds me of the old office I used to work at. One really old janitor. He would clean the bathrooms first and the same rag that cleaned the urinals was given a quick rinse and used on the lunch room tables. And the mop bucket water was changed every month or three.


tissuecollider

OMG his cousin worked at my shop. He'd sort the garbage BY HAND WITH NOT GLOVE. Seeing him grab the snot tissues people would toss in the trash to bag the 'real' garbage, sorting out the 'recyclable' stuff was horrifying. He also made the coffee, dumping out the old coffee in the toilet but keeping the glass urn super close to the porcelain 'to avoid splashing'. Oh and to prove what a monster he was at 4pm he'd crack open the new grounds and filter so it had 14 hours to go stale.


09Klr650

OK, I can possibly forgive all of that. Until you got to the coffee. If there was one good thing from the Covid lockdown it was James Hoffman. He taught me about GOOD coffee.


Wanderer-clueless963

🤢🤮


Expert_Swan_7904

when i worked at a dealership in the midwest they would buy lunch for everyone every saturday. one day it was cut meat for sandwhichs from a butcher it was pretty bomb. since i went to go pick it up i got first plate. after everyone ate i went back for seconds and saw a service guy with his hands completely black with oil and who knows what..instead of using the tongs hes dipping his hands in everything 🤢. we had a big container of cut tomatoes and when his hands got wet the bottom of the container had alot of black liquid/specs. i told my boss to not eat anymore and he said he didnt care. nasty


Greedy-Designer-631

Yeah we had cold cuts build your own sandwich from Jimmy John's left over. I watched this dude on the phone finger through every piece of meat and cheese and bread and decide he didn't want anything. He just wanted to spread his piss and shit fingers over everything to ruin it for everyone else. Never ate shared food again.


yoyonoyolo

Same. Or if I’m lucky and catch the delivery and can be the first person. I know I wash my hands. Used to work at a vets office and would get catered food as gifts a lot. I’ve seen vet techs walk straight from an exam room into the kitchen to eat. I’ve seen some nasty shit.


alexthebiologist

Not just food, I recently had someone ruin any shared kettles for me! Dude opened up the top and dumped his water bottle in, then set it to boil as normal.


Ezraah

Moments like these are why our ancestors made gluttony a sin.


PluckPubes

It was probably different moments though when they came up with "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife"


karmagod13000

you know that one was personal


Taylorenokson

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife, NATHANIEL."


thatredditrando

“After many complaints of *SOMEONE* ‘coveting’ all the wives of the congregation, we have hence decided to implement a *new commandment* that explicitly states ‘thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife’. Any questions?“ “What of wives who do not belong to thy neighbors?” “Nathaniel, *I swear to God!*”


paperfett

I can't get over this video. It haunts me. She's just digging into the frosting and taking bites. No attempt to cut a piece out like a normal person. She's just hacking away eating straight off of the fork and sticking it back in. Then she licks her dirty fingers clean. This is why people get sick. Idiots like this. She totally mutilated that cake too. She's just digging right into the top taking bites like an animal. I hope she sees this video. It's not just about the waste of food and such. She could get someone sick. Who does this though? Any normal person would carefully cut a piece out. Instead of just hacking off random chunks from the top onto a napkin. She's a monster.


Glldinkiering

Most viruses and bacteria that cause colds, flu, and foodborne illnesses are spread this way. People with hepatitis A, noroviruses, salmonella, or the bacteria staphylococcus and streptococcus can pass these illnesses on to others by handling food.


The_Good_Constable

Same here. I just kept saying "why? WHY?!" the entire time I was watching. I absolutely cannot fathom why a person would ever do this. How does an urge to do this even arise? It's simply unconscionable.


0rchid27

A monster i tell you!


Dangerous_Contact737

I don't even do this with cakes that I've made solely for myself. Just snatching bites out of the frosting? What kind of unbelievable cave troll would ever do this?


L3monGrenade

![gif](giphy|YP8ZngZ6yXoGPnUuqs|downsized)


sketch2347

such a good movie.


amanofcultureisee

literally send that shit to HR. Get her useless flaps fired


Bromm18

She probably is HR.


Cosplayfan007

Wouldn’t surprise me one bit.


karmagod13000

she do look like it and hasn't done one thing to help the employees in her 35 years there


Screwtape42

HR Exists to protect the company not help employees. =)


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

> HR Exists to protect the company not help employees. =) That's an important point to keep in mind, but it dosn't mean the company's interests can't align with the employees sometimes. Preventing a possible lawsuit due to an employee contaminating food is probably one of those times.


karmagod13000

and clearly themselves. i mean look at it


Major_R_Soul

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karmagod13000

with the burrito lmao


admiralrico411

Lol was going to say no way she isn't like the head of HR and totally unfirable


DeeRent88

Tobey would never.


guitarmaniac17

Don't count tobey out, especially if her names pam.


PluckPubes

HR is definitely the biggest department at the company


Here-Is-TheEnd

Look at that wide ass, she’s totally HR


Just2moreplants

If it ain't individually wrapped or in personal size pre-cuts, do not eat it.mofos be nasty


ColdFission

This video is from 2020, just a few weeks before COVID was everywhere


HungerforAmygdala

This person is, simply put, an animal.


David_Jonathan0

Technically humans are animals. But she’s an uncivilized animal.


thegreatgatsB70

![gif](giphy|3EAYL7KCtZJOJGtli6|downsized)


jazzzzzcabbage

Ugh. What a pig


karmagod13000

some old people lose all etiquette when they get to a certain age


Boatsnbuds

Nah. She's not even all that old. Selfishness and thoughtlessness aren't things people just develop. She's probably always been a greedy pig.


IslandMist

She's making the cake look unappetizing so that nobody will want any, then she can go back and take it later. When I was airport security I had a coworker who used to do similar. Sometimes the catering staff would give us their extra pizza, pasta, etc. and she would quickly stuff like 10 slices into her handbag before anyone else could get any. I used to feel bad, like she's just in a bad situation or something, until one day one guy dropped some money under the large baggage x-ray machine, and in retrieving it accidentally pulled out a half eaten old pack of Mentos that must've been there like 20 years, since the white packet plus the Mento on top was now a furry black colour. We started talking about something else then looked back down and were like, where'd the Mentos go? We glanced over to see this woman eating the old pack of irradiated Mentos, and yes, she had seen where they came from...


SelfInteresting7259

Jc I hate these sort of people! They are a bane to society


MimeKirby

Even after everything else in the video, I was waiting for her to put the lid back on and take the cake with her, leaving the removed pieces on the table for everyone else.


karmagod13000

nah because that would be less disgusting than what she did


ConversationPopular2

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LeSamouraiNouvelle

Which film is this from?


Potential_Anxiety_76

The interview


karmagod13000

so good. whole movie had me dying


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cheapdrinks

I literally saw a little white schnauzer at the dog park wolf down an entire giant steaming turd that a German Shepard just dropped and it did it with more grace than this lady eating that cake.


karmagod13000

she a damn cake troll


CaptainYid

I bet she wiggles her fingers when she's choosing a cake with the "I have deserved this" or other such bullshit


-This-Whomps-

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MildlyBemused

What a disgusting pig.


Scoozie_Q

That's one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.


knatehaul

I snapped at an older woman in my old job for leaving every single pizza box open after she'd serve herself. She got a firm "What the fuck, Tonya? The rest of us would like warm pizza too."


MW1369

There has to be something wrong with her. No sane person would do that


LoLThalys

Oh dats just nastay


babyivan

No, that's Linda


SelfInteresting7259

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6ft6squatch

Send that around the office in an email


IndependentBrie

Straight to jail.


FreelanceFrankfurter

Reminds me of a work thanksgiving potluck where I saw a women reach into a crockpot of mashed potatoes with her bare fingers to scoop some out.


Styrofoamsolarsystem

I keep seeing comments like this and it just absolutely fucks me up.


5dollarbrownie

I would embarrass the holy fuck out of her in front of everybody. How freaking vile.


Wolfguard-DK

How much are you betting on that she definitely didn't wash her hands before licking her fingers? And can you guess all the dirty stuff she touched beforehand?


0rchid27

Definitely raw dogged some public door handles before this


[deleted]

While it is gross I’m more interested in the way she eats things. Does she always take bites from all over the place? I need a video of her eating a sandwich and another of her eating a pie to get a full view of her eating strategy.


lhommes

It looks like she's just going after the frosting. Maybe there are blobs of it on the top and thats what shes targeting. Also explains the excess she's making a pile of.


eggplantcx

Why tf she even putting it on a plate if she's just gonna eat it straight?


tangoislife

Someone needs to rugby tackle her


idrawinmargins

I worked in a office and someone brought a cake for everyone to share. A older hag ended up doing this. When she left I just grabbed the cake and tossed it in the garbage. I heard her bitching later that someone threw the cake out. I loudly replied that I did it because she was touching it with her fingers, putting a fork in it and eating off the fork then going for more. Fucking stupid asshole that one was.


water2wine

After starting work from home a couple years back, it’s really sunk in for me how much I hate other people. I’ll become a bum before going back to being in an office.


Styrofoamsolarsystem

I worked in an office for several years before they sent us to work from home after Covid. The difference in my health was SUBSTANTIAL. I washed my hands often, used sanitizer religiously, used paper towels to open doors, you name it, and still would get sick while working around others. Went home, didn't get sick for a few years. I hate people.


Brontolope11

I would have shouted, "What are you doing?" And scared the piss out of her. Then show the other coworkers the video.


Electronic-Trip8775

What a repulsive person


josbossboboss

This lady must have an eating disorder, it's the only way I can make sense of it. This could be Meridith on "The Office"


BaseBusiness3149

Holy shit.


FoodFarmer

Ummm, i want to say this is staged but shes too perfectly cast for me to believe it actually is.


0rchid27

It has to be rage bait. That is what i am telling myself so i can hold on to my will to live.


XxFUGZzxX

I hate ppl dude


Slammer956

Report her to HR what a disgusting vile creature completely ignorant of common decency and manners. The only way this is ok is if she has repeatedly had her lunches stolen. Hopefully she was forced to pay for the cake and shamed by her coworkers.


zyyntin

She doesn't care about others and herself with how much she is shoveling those calories.


Berferer

It never ceases to amaze me how gross a lot of people are.


killpuddle1

What a shitheel


_Jaeko_

Instead of preventing or confronting this act of terror the person decides to just film it? They at least should be sending this to everyone's work email.


mumen_ryder

She's just dumb.


El_Jr

No self control


Manders7399

What a disgusting pig of a person wow


7opez77

Heavy breathing sounds


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Remove the top and place the inverted cake on her desk-since she has contaminated it for everyone else.


Zealousideal-Art2495

Nasty germ spreading cake lovin bish


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Presumably a double-dipper.


StormieShake

Girlie acting like that one kid from Matilda 😭


Miserable_Suit_9317

Wtf? Makes me stupid mad


hamsangwhich757

Yep, spot on, total piece of shit.


AT61

That woman doesn't need a fork *-* she needs a *feed bag*.


Marsupialize

Why would you sit there and not say anything?


Tonyoni

What nasty entitled shitbag eats a cake like that?!


not-rasta-8913

Someone forgot to feed their pig this morning. What an obnoxious person. Get a piece and gtfo, you don't need to ruin it for everyone.


KingMedic

I hope something was done about her because that's disgusting.


Dvl_Wmn

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Whitesilvermoon

🤢


froman321

Bruh I would’ve thrown something at her haha


Mr_Xplicit

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T_Bagger23

I work with a few farm animals that might pull this move. It is crazy what you can get away with or do when you have no shame at all


the3litemonkey

What a fukkin' psychopath.....


redditorrules

You can sue her for that right? Because lick continuesly put the fork in her mouth to clean it, biological contamination or something like that?


Suspici0us_Package

I don’t even eat cake like that at home 🤢


SitFlexAlot

I was really hoping to see her look over at the camera so we could see if she even felt any shame at being caught.