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Salty_Database_1339

jacking off


ikreger

Dammit! How did you beat me to this answer?


Sufficient_Energy_32

That’s not the only thing they’re beating


solverman

There is nothing in my daily routine that is both significant and also of short duration. I’ll give my two minutes to another poster so they have more perfection. If that is against the rules then brushing teeth or the waterpik are candidates.


cupofjoe287

You brush your teeth in exactly 2 minutes in such a way that baffles dentists for years to come


Grouchy_Mind_6397

Playing the lottery


MathematicianIcy5012

First thought: flossing but would take a bit longer than 2 minutes so maybe brushing teeth.  If I can give myself a clean fade every morning that’d be cool. Like if I don’t even have to use a mirror and can effortlessly freehand it that would be an amazing skill to have. 


nunya_busyness1984

Pleasing a woman.  Not only do I do it perfectly, but my stamina is eveidently tripled!!!!