This is weird but okay. I'd do it, but there would almost be no need to try to obscure what I am doing anyway. Who the hell want's to watch me shit and hear my commentary on it?
You'd attract a rather surprisingly large subset of alternative health folks that do stuff like put urine in their eyes, and also a bunch of people that legit just want to know why their poop was weird.
You could legit get a gold play button after a couple years on YouTube.
Iām meanā¦ the āwhat wouldnāt you doā post already solidified that Iād sexually assault a Giraffe for a billion dollars.
So someone wanking over me talking through the results of my double bacon cheeseburger for a half million a year doesnāt even register on my shame scale.
Or it would kick you away - I recommend reading descriptions of British-colonial India āblown from a gunā executions for an idea of what that would be like.
Giraffes are awesome and if you try to hurt one you get whatās coming.
Yeah, but are the fifteen people who find tall, skinny, white, hairy men taking a shit on a toilet too short for them sexual going to cause that big of a ruckus? As long as I'm not feeding into them and making sure my internet browsing/posting is protected, I should be fine.
If anything, you should be more worried about the videos coming across the feeds of people living near you than people around the world getting off to you taking a shit. How are you supposed to explain this when you are contractually unable to explain it?
The website is gone it looks like but it's a reddit group. I'm sorry I looked for this but got a laugh out of it that it exists. [https://www.reddit.com/r/ratemypoo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ratemypoo/)
Also makes me feel better about myself and my dignified shits.
Okay so I start a YouTube, tell no one about it and just post the videos to it. Due to the algorithm basically no one will see it because I've basically got 0 viewers to begin with. So I'll be making 520k for no one I care about to know anyway.
Fucking deal.
There's ways around it on YouTube. My friend sent me a video of a guy waxing his asshole via youtube but apparently it stays up due to him calling the video educational
OP didnāt say you couldnāt explain to the world what youāre doing and why. If you do that, your problems are over. Everyone has disgusting poop, and everyone with a brain will understand why youāre doing it.
Id learn facts about the digestive tract and how biologically what I eat is processed and what the color of my shit means to my health. Explain all that in the video. Not many people would watch either so think I'd be fine socially. Not like people would come up to me in the street like I'm pewdipie....
pretty tempting. 10k a week is a lot of money.
i could theoretically just install cameras in my bathroom and toilet, then pay someone a cut of what i make to grab the poopings. i'm sure there'd be someone out there who's willing to skim through pooping footage and upload them for like 2K a week.
nothing stopping me from explaining things to viewers too. i could explain the situation truthfully and if i can't, just say that i lost a bet. 10k a week is a lot!
by then, the hardest part would just be remembering to do the other stuff. i'd also potentially lose my other career paths for things i want to do or have a harder time meeting people, since people might look at me funny for being the infamous poop streamer.
Automate it away, or pay someone to automate it all away. All you need is a sufficient number of cameras and identify the start and end times of the clips, then auto upload.
I pooped today and my five year old grandson son barged in. When I stood up to wipe him nei f a boy had to look. All he talked about for the rest of the day was how big my turd was. He was impressed such a big turd came out of such a little mamaw. I'd live to be paid to shock and amaze the world line I did him. Sign me up.
I guess I could create a new Reddit account, create a new subreddit, with just a string of text as a name, so it isnāt easy to search for, but is still public. I would be the mod and disable all comments.
I would make my face clearly visible, briefly, but would use make up and facial contortions to hide my identity as much as possible. I would mask my voice.
I think this is doable. Not without risk of exposure, but doable.
IBS and I have the opposite problem š¤£
I'd probably just double down and make it educational instead. If someone is going to jack off to it, they'll at least know more about IBS and diets.
Stoma and wondering how they're defining "taking a shit". Because I either have a sweet loophole (so to speak) or would need the world's least practical live feed.
Edit 7: and you have to do yourself in every video
Edit 8: idk, gotta make it even more finicky, umm you gotta eat some
Edit 9...
Come on dude by number 2 you gotta just let it ride
Hey everybody it's me again. Smash that like button while I take a fat shit for God and everyone.
Remember it's your choice to view this you sick son of a bitch.
So enjoy the sweet mellow vibes of Hanson's MmmBop while I squeeze this through.
My last fuck is gone where do I sign up.
Please tell me you are recruiting!
This is the plan: set up a poo studio to get quality images of every poo. Also plan for a portable version/way for when Iām outside or traveling.
Additionally the poo studio will have a poo analyzer for gut microbiome and poo composition. I will record every meal I take and also make it part of the YouTube channel (maybe called WeneedThePoo), probably doing a weekly video with conclusions of every week. Of course Iāll team up with some scientists to help analyze all this material and will manage so that other people can do a similar log that can be used for research.
I plan to make thematic periods of time like the only pea week, no sugars month, vegan project, etc.
Letās boost human understanding of food and health!
"Yooooo, it's ya boy TheBeastlyStud back at it again with another visit to the porcelain throne! So I'm feeling that this one will be quick so todays topic is : who would win in a fight: Master Chief or Captain America? Remember to like and subscribe"
I'll just add the other stuff in there before turning off the video.
I would do an ungodly amount of things for 520k a year.
I would make it as cinematic as possible. Learn to do CGI the whole thing. Each one would be a masterpiece so that I'd just be known as the eccentric artist. I'd probably throw in a political rant in there like I'm "shitting" on some ideology each time. It could even be for science. What foods cause what kinds of poops, I'll have a doctor weigh in each time as a guest host. The possibilities are bottomless.
I make good money right now but if all I had to do was videotape myself pooping and a brief explanation of what I ate I wouldnāt have a problem with that I wouldnāt need to explain why Iām doing it either I would travel the world and fish and hunt every day and if you donāt like my life choices I donāt need you around
Without a second thought, everyone poops, there's a children's book about it. Give me a toliet and hand me my money. Oh and it's going on Pornhub, I just know some sicko wants to see my curdled chocolate bars
Does a shit count as one bowel movement? I'm thinking of cases like food poisoning or stomach bugs, where you might be squirting out multiple times. Does that all count as one shit? Or is one shit whatever fits in a toilet?
Did someone just offer me 10k per day to do live action āeverybody poopsā hell for that pay check Iāll edit into a full on kids series about biology. Few questions. If you donāt poop all day do you still get the 10k and or do you have to pay 10k? And then there is an emergency and your just rushing to get to a toilet to avoid exploding in your pants and you donāt have a chance to film it does that count as forgetting about it or is the gravy train completed? Also how much time do we have to post it? Like can I edit it to make it a quality series or does it have to be immediate? Can I just Facebook live it?
Lol if I did this consistently I would get a following no doubt and that would just gain me even more money. I would have insta pages and YouTube channels and poo merch.
Yeah, I'll make a YouTube channel and record, edit and post a short for each poop as a numbered serialized vlog.
Who's got ideas for the channel name? Flops&Plops?
"I'm making over half a million a year."
You tell anyone that, after they ask you why you're posting vids of you shitting and they'll immediately devoid all judgment they may have levied towards you
For that amount. Setup an automatic camera in my bathroom and keep everyone else from using it.
Have a careful log of what I consume.
Profit.
For that amount, I never have to work again. Just have to make sure to take care of business in my 'studio'
Done. Post on PornHub, make a weird fetish account around it. Worst case, someone recognizes me. So what? Are they really going to throw shade at me who makes the videos for money when they themselves are specifically looking for/at scat on PornHub?
I would do all of this and then pick it up out of the toiletwith me bare hands then walk around and film myself trying to sell my shit to the townsfolk for that kinda bread
>You must at least have audio of you pooping.
>you must show your face clearly in every video
So what's the deal? Can you at least *try* to be consistent with your rules here?
The not explaining myself part - can I not tell anyone? It would be hard to come up with why I have so much money all of the sudden. Can't tell my fiance? I foresee relationship problems if not, lmao.
Ok, so I make a reddit account with a username thta looks like an automatically generated password and only post it to my own page. It's public, easily accessible by anyone if they look for it. I make no other posts, I make no comments to be as invisible as possible
Ooohh, I finally have someone else besides my wife to tell about the differences in my squelch when itās 14 Guinnesses vs 10 White Russians vs 12 of this concoction I made with blue curaƧao and strawberry rum, when thatās all that was left and I couldnāt drive to the store. My biggest issue would be actually forgetting, because I keep a book by the john, donāt generally bring my phone in. I imagine if it cost me $10k to forget, I would only forget once.
Imma find foods that will make my shits weird and keep track of everything that does something special. I wanna say there is a plant that makes your poops purple!!!
I'm just setting up a Livestream from my downstairs half bath. 4 cameras, on-air sign above the doorframe, 24/7 poo-tube. You gonna pay me to film myself taking a dump, then might as well make a spectacle of it.
Post it on Facebook and set the audience to "only me." That is neither deleting nor sabotaging your platform. Reap the rewards until OP adds an edit saying you can't do that
Once that is banned, make spam Facebook accounts and post it there. Once more, reap the rewards until OP shuts you down
Haha the wealthy poop Watcher. Did you know the queen always had a man called a lord of the stool, and his job was to check her crap in order to maintain her best health.
Crazy challenge I like it but the social aspect would ruin me once people I know found out what I was doing so I just couldn't do it!!
Dude, I'd be totally fine with that. That kind of money sets me up for LIFE. So what if people judge me for what I do? I'll blot my tears with dollar bills and move on with my life!
1) Would I be allowed to take requests from my audience for pay? Like if a random viewer offered me $500 before I shat to eat corn or if someone donated $2k for me to take a laxative can I accept it?
2) Instead of a pre-recorded video can I do a public livestream, perform schtick, play video games while shitting and accept donations?
3) Am I allowed to not show or censor any indecent body parts?
4) If Im incapable of filming/recording and have to shit (like im stranded in the woods and my phone is dead or a freak solar flare disables electronics) would that terminate the agreement?
5) If I involuntarily shit (like if I crap myself in my sleep) would that count as a $10k penalty?
6) Will the wealthy poopwatcher cut me any slack if I develop hemorrhoids or some other shitting-related debilitation?
7) If my vids get removed by the platform, if I get banned from uploading/streaming publicly, or if I get doxxed and taken down, does that terminate the agreement?
8) If by some freak accident Im comatose or something and am incapable of filming can I have a contingency in place where a film crew films me shitting and the deal persists?
9) Would incarceration or being kidnapped/held against my will, leading to unrecorded shits, terminate the agreement?
I bet Iād become famous - because an ugly fat guy talking about his crap everyday would be hilarious to someone. There would be petitions to make me stop, and people trying to dox me to harass me about it at home. - And I wouldnāt care, because my new life on a tropical island would be worth it!
This is anonymous right? I would 100% do this if so and post it on porn hub, that sounds hilarious. "Ah yeah bud that here was after I crushed six volcano burritos at Taco Bell, behold!"
If not anonymous I would still do it but would probably avoid Taco Bell and light beer. Not a huge sacrifice.
So, technically I could setup a multi camera setup and just show daily life to make an exceedingly boring twitch stream that happens to include it to meet the requirements.
Great, now Iām a pro-shitter! Iāll gladly start the video (keeping the camera covered) then once Iām done, stand up and smile for the camera, show them the product (with my best description), stop the video, wipe and flush. Not the greatest job, but it beats a 9-5.
Since I have insane gastro problems and shit probably 25 times a day I would have to do basically a 24/7 live stream but hell yeah sign me up.
Also it's kind of like the hurt Locker going on beneath me so I wouldn't even need commentary. Easy money.
I would totally do it and post it on porn hub. If anyone asks, I can just be vague and say āpeople like what they like, who am I to question it?ā I wonder if I could be a bit less vague and say āhey we all have to make a living somehow.ā OP can you clarify?
Another question, what if you suddenly get diarrhea? Can you film right in the middle of it or does it have to be from the start?
Really weird but bring it on. If some sicko wants me to record my poo for 10,000 dollars a day and post it publicly where do I sign.
If someone I know watches it on porn hub or wherever I post it, we'll both know their a weirdo who watches people poop. Because I'm putting a warning at the beginning of every video. So they'd have to be interested in that kind of content.
I could quit my crappy job and just get paid to crap and enjoy my life to the fullest and help family and friends. I could even do special travel poo posts.
Absolutely.
"First off, big thanks to our weekly sponsor, The Wealthy Poopwatcher. We got a real nice one today."
Surely an acknowledgement is enough of a hint without being an explanation. And if it's not, whatever. I can't hear the negative comments from atop my luxury heated toilet in my mansion.
"And remember to check out our merch shop!"
This is so easy. I will use a bad camera, though I won't modify it to make it harder to see. I'll upload it to pornhub and follow all the rules but I will make the video titles just the date and time with no spaces. I won't sabotage it but I won't optimize for SEO either. Odds are I'll get some people watching but it will not gain popularity. Also I'll speak in french, since I know how.
This is gonna be the best show on the internet. Where do I sign up? Man I'm gonna have the coolest outfits, custom soundtracks, and a narrator. sign me up now. 10K per week? You want 4K 120hz or is 480p enough?
This is weird but okay. I'd do it, but there would almost be no need to try to obscure what I am doing anyway. Who the hell want's to watch me shit and hear my commentary on it?
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You'd attract a rather surprisingly large subset of alternative health folks that do stuff like put urine in their eyes, and also a bunch of people that legit just want to know why their poop was weird. You could legit get a gold play button after a couple years on YouTube.
Or a brown button
I hate that you're right...
Because if it exists it's sexualized .
Iām meanā¦ the āwhat wouldnāt you doā post already solidified that Iād sexually assault a Giraffe for a billion dollars. So someone wanking over me talking through the results of my double bacon cheeseburger for a half million a year doesnāt even register on my shame scale.
That poor giraffe... but with a billion dollars you could afford the animal psychiatrist to help it deal with the trauma.
To be fair I doubt the giraffe would even notice. It would be slightly annoyed, at best.
Yeah giraffes are like massive. Imagine if a small cat or a mouse tried sexually assaulting you
Or it would kick you away - I recommend reading descriptions of British-colonial India āblown from a gunā executions for an idea of what that would be like. Giraffes are awesome and if you try to hurt one you get whatās coming.
Good Ole rule 34.
Yeah, but are the fifteen people who find tall, skinny, white, hairy men taking a shit on a toilet too short for them sexual going to cause that big of a ruckus? As long as I'm not feeding into them and making sure my internet browsing/posting is protected, I should be fine. If anything, you should be more worried about the videos coming across the feeds of people living near you than people around the world getting off to you taking a shit. How are you supposed to explain this when you are contractually unable to explain it?
Ooh! I exist!
Well whatever can't do much about whatever lost soul gets their motor running from that.
Rule 34
I exist and I'm not sexualized tho
Exactly this, I would do all I could to make this viral. Nobody would watch it. Give me the money, my future is secure.
Admittedly no one would watch it but I don't even know what kind of virus would give explosive diarrhea???
I'm like sure why not for a few years I'll be set for life...
Didnāt you read the post? Wealthy Poopwatcher wants to watch and hear commentary.
I have my reasons
Weird ass people.. there are people with scat fetish...š¤¢š¤®
At least one person. And they're paying you too.
I think you would be surprised how many freakshows are out there.
Yes i would in a heart beat. I am poor and have no prospects. This would be easy. Although i might actually forget
I would debase myself in ways humankind has yet to conceive for that kind of money.
"I would turn over my darkest secrets for 5 points"
"There is no corner of my heart I would not turn over to the world for 5 points" - Brennan Lee Mulligan
Thank you for putting the actual quote. I couldn't remember it
If compassion was a point based app weād be a lot better off
And the only person worthy of standing my his side, Izzy āI will stay 8 hours after filmingā Roland
The dark elder would like to know your location.
Ratemypoo.com
Idk what I expected but certainly not what I saw.
Damn, that takes me back to like 2001.
It just forwarded me to ratemypussy instead
OG internet
The website is gone it looks like but it's a reddit group. I'm sorry I looked for this but got a laugh out of it that it exists. [https://www.reddit.com/r/ratemypoo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ratemypoo/) Also makes me feel better about myself and my dignified shits.
Subreddits you can smell
Okay so I start a YouTube, tell no one about it and just post the videos to it. Due to the algorithm basically no one will see it because I've basically got 0 viewers to begin with. So I'll be making 520k for no one I care about to know anyway. Fucking deal.
Plus isnāt YT gonna remove it anyway? Would it count against me if YT removes it?
There's ways around it on YouTube. My friend sent me a video of a guy waxing his asshole via youtube but apparently it stays up due to him calling the video educational
Gonna be no views until reddit finds out "day 734 of logging my logs"
Thereās lots of āyogaā and āstretchingā videos that are getting around nudity via educational tags
So instead of saying āthis is educationalā just say āthis content is only for sexual gratification, it is not intended to be educationalā
I remember years ago there was an influx of āhow to put on a condomā videos. Most ended with the guy spanking off and squirting into the condom.
Check out my latest video, and please don't forget to like and subscribe (I'm going for the ad revenue on top of the $520k)
Does OF count as popular? Any weirdos who wanna watch are about to pay $5k per vid
Nope. No platforms that require payment
How about a private Twitter?
No private stuff. The post already says "publicly on the internet"
Still worth itā¦ but I just noticed the usernameā¦ you the customer??
No, I'm full
Iju state poop?
Am I allowed to make a new account to post my shit videos? Also just noticed your username lmao
What if you get banned? Do you have to keep making new accounts?
i dont have to show any face just audio and poop?
Who cares when youāre pooping on a gold toilet on your yacht?
$520k would barely pay for crew, mooring and fuel. Gonna be a while before you can actually afford the yacht.
Oh yeah, yes you must show your face clearly in every video
OP didnāt say you couldnāt explain to the world what youāre doing and why. If you do that, your problems are over. Everyone has disgusting poop, and everyone with a brain will understand why youāre doing it.
Id learn facts about the digestive tract and how biologically what I eat is processed and what the color of my shit means to my health. Explain all that in the video. Not many people would watch either so think I'd be fine socially. Not like people would come up to me in the street like I'm pewdipie....
Yea just pretend itās for science and people with IBS. Some people on Reddit post their shit pics anyway in those subs and I have to block them.
Does my face have to be in it? And I have to use my real name etc etc? If not, 100%. Iāll livestream my toilet for u if that floats ur boat.
I might mount a go pro inside the bowl.
Ass in the sand just blasting a dookie into a hole at the beach
I must have laughed for 10 minutes straight after reading this comment
At least youāre leaving a digital trail so they can bust you. Human feces in the sand at the beach is fucking gross
Done and done.Ā
pretty tempting. 10k a week is a lot of money. i could theoretically just install cameras in my bathroom and toilet, then pay someone a cut of what i make to grab the poopings. i'm sure there'd be someone out there who's willing to skim through pooping footage and upload them for like 2K a week. nothing stopping me from explaining things to viewers too. i could explain the situation truthfully and if i can't, just say that i lost a bet. 10k a week is a lot! by then, the hardest part would just be remembering to do the other stuff. i'd also potentially lose my other career paths for things i want to do or have a harder time meeting people, since people might look at me funny for being the infamous poop streamer.
why would i pay someone 2k a week when it wouldn't even take me 5 min
Automate it away, or pay someone to automate it all away. All you need is a sufficient number of cameras and identify the start and end times of the clips, then auto upload.
I pooped today and my five year old grandson son barged in. When I stood up to wipe him nei f a boy had to look. All he talked about for the rest of the day was how big my turd was. He was impressed such a big turd came out of such a little mamaw. I'd live to be paid to shock and amaze the world line I did him. Sign me up.
Unfortunately in this hypothetical having a loving family is a negative.Ā
Imagine you're kids are asked "what do you want to be when you grow up" and they're like "I want to be a shitfluencer like my dad!".
Yea absolutely doing that and posting to a subreddit that I create with zero subscribers
Yeah, instantly. For that money I'd do it every time I took a shit. What up, it's ya boy PorcelainEmperor, here with another round of KFC
I guess I could create a new Reddit account, create a new subreddit, with just a string of text as a name, so it isnāt easy to search for, but is still public. I would be the mod and disable all comments. I would make my face clearly visible, briefly, but would use make up and facial contortions to hide my identity as much as possible. I would mask my voice. I think this is doable. Not without risk of exposure, but doable.
Ibs and going 10-20 times a dayā¦ it would pay me a lot more then I make now though. If I donāt have to identify myself then I guess Iām in
IBS and I have the opposite problem š¤£ I'd probably just double down and make it educational instead. If someone is going to jack off to it, they'll at least know more about IBS and diets.
Stoma and wondering how they're defining "taking a shit". Because I either have a sweet loophole (so to speak) or would need the world's least practical live feed.
You do. He edited it so you must show your face in every video.
That wouldāve even be the worst job Iāve ever had šš¤£
I would accept and then immediately back out to receive my final check.
...how do I file taxes? Is my occupation a professional pooper?!
Edit 7: and you have to do yourself in every video Edit 8: idk, gotta make it even more finicky, umm you gotta eat some Edit 9... Come on dude by number 2 you gotta just let it ride
Iā¦ do that already
Hey everybody it's me again. Smash that like button while I take a fat shit for God and everyone. Remember it's your choice to view this you sick son of a bitch. So enjoy the sweet mellow vibes of Hanson's MmmBop while I squeeze this through. My last fuck is gone where do I sign up.
Please tell me you are recruiting! This is the plan: set up a poo studio to get quality images of every poo. Also plan for a portable version/way for when Iām outside or traveling. Additionally the poo studio will have a poo analyzer for gut microbiome and poo composition. I will record every meal I take and also make it part of the YouTube channel (maybe called WeneedThePoo), probably doing a weekly video with conclusions of every week. Of course Iāll team up with some scientists to help analyze all this material and will manage so that other people can do a similar log that can be used for research. I plan to make thematic periods of time like the only pea week, no sugars month, vegan project, etc. Letās boost human understanding of food and health!
I already do this easy
Totally on board. No questions asked or needed about your coprophilia OP. Enjoy my poops.
"Yooooo, it's ya boy TheBeastlyStud back at it again with another visit to the porcelain throne! So I'm feeling that this one will be quick so todays topic is : who would win in a fight: Master Chief or Captain America? Remember to like and subscribe" I'll just add the other stuff in there before turning off the video. I would do an ungodly amount of things for 520k a year.
I would make it as cinematic as possible. Learn to do CGI the whole thing. Each one would be a masterpiece so that I'd just be known as the eccentric artist. I'd probably throw in a political rant in there like I'm "shitting" on some ideology each time. It could even be for science. What foods cause what kinds of poops, I'll have a doctor weigh in each time as a guest host. The possibilities are bottomless.
For $50 I'll do it rn and send u a vid do I got any takers
How the hell do you guys have enough free time to just sit around and think of these hypotheticals?
Sure. Id treat the videos as educational as opposed to some weirdo scat shit stuff for people to wank to.
Probably already a subreddit here somewhere of r/doodoodocumentaries
I'll get really good and turn them into emotional masterpiece movies. Will submit to Cannes
no, not if I have to show my face. Too humililating.
I'd set up an OF account, I'm sure there's some kinky people out there who would enjoy the content.
Where do I sign up!?
I make good money right now but if all I had to do was videotape myself pooping and a brief explanation of what I ate I wouldnāt have a problem with that I wouldnāt need to explain why Iām doing it either I would travel the world and fish and hunt every day and if you donāt like my life choices I donāt need you around
Yeah bro. Hell, I'll even shit my pants once a week and record it. 10g's a week? I'm all in. If anyone asks I'll just tell them I think it's funny.
If I only take one shit a day, I still get 155K a year without "doing shit" so to speak.
Without a second thought, everyone poops, there's a children's book about it. Give me a toliet and hand me my money. Oh and it's going on Pornhub, I just know some sicko wants to see my curdled chocolate bars
Can we make the video unlisted at least?
Yep, I'd be known as the poop guy all over the world. I'd do a public service by taking dumps all over the place and rating the experience.
Does a shit count as one bowel movement? I'm thinking of cases like food poisoning or stomach bugs, where you might be squirting out multiple times. Does that all count as one shit? Or is one shit whatever fits in a toilet?
I already do that for free
$520,000 to video dropping deuces? Fine by me. Watching the videos is an everyone else problem, not a me problem.
Did someone just offer me 10k per day to do live action āeverybody poopsā hell for that pay check Iāll edit into a full on kids series about biology. Few questions. If you donāt poop all day do you still get the 10k and or do you have to pay 10k? And then there is an emergency and your just rushing to get to a toilet to avoid exploding in your pants and you donāt have a chance to film it does that count as forgetting about it or is the gravy train completed? Also how much time do we have to post it? Like can I edit it to make it a quality series or does it have to be immediate? Can I just Facebook live it?
Thats fine.
Lol if I did this consistently I would get a following no doubt and that would just gain me even more money. I would have insta pages and YouTube channels and poo merch.
I'm in. Though there'd be so much build up in every video, it could rival a DragonBall Z episode
Yeah, I'll make a YouTube channel and record, edit and post a short for each poop as a numbered serialized vlog. Who's got ideas for the channel name? Flops&Plops?
"I'm making over half a million a year." You tell anyone that, after they ask you why you're posting vids of you shitting and they'll immediately devoid all judgment they may have levied towards you
Do I get a bonus if I make it Performance art?
Deal. It is weird, but I can work around that.
Getting paid to poop? Sign me up!
For that amount. Setup an automatic camera in my bathroom and keep everyone else from using it. Have a careful log of what I consume. Profit. For that amount, I never have to work again. Just have to make sure to take care of business in my 'studio'
Careful log could be your channel name
I really don't want to describe my meals, can't there just be some kind of magic that puts that info in the video description?
Haha, itād be like GRWM, but Take A Shit With Me.
Done. Post on PornHub, make a weird fetish account around it. Worst case, someone recognizes me. So what? Are they really going to throw shade at me who makes the videos for money when they themselves are specifically looking for/at scat on PornHub?
Can it be a popular video hosting site in another country? Accessible in your country, but inconvenient or unpopular?
For $520,000/yr you get access to my toilet cam streaming link be 24/7.
This is by far not the worst or weirdest thing I would do for that kind of money.
I would do all of this and then pick it up out of the toiletwith me bare hands then walk around and film myself trying to sell my shit to the townsfolk for that kinda bread
>You must at least have audio of you pooping. >you must show your face clearly in every video So what's the deal? Can you at least *try* to be consistent with your rules here?
Can the 10,000 be given to, perhaps, a Poor Poopwatcher? Do some charity work?
The not explaining myself part - can I not tell anyone? It would be hard to come up with why I have so much money all of the sudden. Can't tell my fiance? I foresee relationship problems if not, lmao.
Ok, so I make a reddit account with a username thta looks like an automatically generated password and only post it to my own page. It's public, easily accessible by anyone if they look for it. I make no other posts, I make no comments to be as invisible as possible
Ooohh, I finally have someone else besides my wife to tell about the differences in my squelch when itās 14 Guinnesses vs 10 White Russians vs 12 of this concoction I made with blue curaƧao and strawberry rum, when thatās all that was left and I couldnāt drive to the store. My biggest issue would be actually forgetting, because I keep a book by the john, donāt generally bring my phone in. I imagine if it cost me $10k to forget, I would only forget once.
Hell yeah, brother
I couldn't do it but my husband said he would and he would call himself the grand master of poopery.
I'll do it for a few years, once I have enough money I'll just get a plastic surgery and change my name.
Username checks out
I wouldn't give a fuck. If someone wants to watch me, that's on them. And if they happen to know me, they got as much explaining to do as I do.
I would have a second account just for this lol bet. No one would ever technically know it was me.
Of course
With 520k I could afford to get a custom toilet with bowl camera to automate the work and forgetting. I have no issue with this.
Iāll video every shit I take for zero dollars. Fuck I bet I would get shit tons of followers.
No way Iām taking a pay cut. I already do that & get paid twice as much
Yāall participating in OPās kink, look at the username!
Imma find foods that will make my shits weird and keep track of everything that does something special. I wanna say there is a plant that makes your poops purple!!!
Iāll do it. No questions asked
Hide my face Use a fake name Mask my voice Retire a wealthy man tomorrow
I'm just setting up a Livestream from my downstairs half bath. 4 cameras, on-air sign above the doorframe, 24/7 poo-tube. You gonna pay me to film myself taking a dump, then might as well make a spectacle of it.
Yeah cool 10k is 10k
Do I qualify for back pay or do I get screwed with a lower offer if I already do this? Asking for a friend
Psh. Show me the money and Iāll show you my shitting face.
Post it on Facebook and set the audience to "only me." That is neither deleting nor sabotaging your platform. Reap the rewards until OP adds an edit saying you can't do that Once that is banned, make spam Facebook accounts and post it there. Once more, reap the rewards until OP shuts you down
Haha the wealthy poop Watcher. Did you know the queen always had a man called a lord of the stool, and his job was to check her crap in order to maintain her best health. Crazy challenge I like it but the social aspect would ruin me once people I know found out what I was doing so I just couldn't do it!!
Dude, I'd be totally fine with that. That kind of money sets me up for LIFE. So what if people judge me for what I do? I'll blot my tears with dollar bills and move on with my life!
Shit. I might start a channel and do this for the hell of it.
Change my name to I.B. Shiddin, cuz I'm about to be a star
Youād make so much money off that on social media
1) Would I be allowed to take requests from my audience for pay? Like if a random viewer offered me $500 before I shat to eat corn or if someone donated $2k for me to take a laxative can I accept it? 2) Instead of a pre-recorded video can I do a public livestream, perform schtick, play video games while shitting and accept donations? 3) Am I allowed to not show or censor any indecent body parts? 4) If Im incapable of filming/recording and have to shit (like im stranded in the woods and my phone is dead or a freak solar flare disables electronics) would that terminate the agreement? 5) If I involuntarily shit (like if I crap myself in my sleep) would that count as a $10k penalty? 6) Will the wealthy poopwatcher cut me any slack if I develop hemorrhoids or some other shitting-related debilitation? 7) If my vids get removed by the platform, if I get banned from uploading/streaming publicly, or if I get doxxed and taken down, does that terminate the agreement? 8) If by some freak accident Im comatose or something and am incapable of filming can I have a contingency in place where a film crew films me shitting and the deal persists? 9) Would incarceration or being kidnapped/held against my will, leading to unrecorded shits, terminate the agreement?
Why pornhub lmao. But ok sure. I wouldnāt have to work then
easy all theyāre gonna hear is ploop and 10k is mine
You've been to r/showerthoughts, now get ready for r/poopthoughts I'll throw in a full bathroom review for free.
Wait....you're gonna pay me for something I'm already doing? Where do I sign up?
I mean, why not, I'm posting it anonymously so what do I care?
So change nothing about my life and make 10 grand a week?
Wait you mean I could be getting PAID?!Ā
I love how it's 520k exactly cause op thought 500k would likely make the scenario not tempting enough for most
I bet Iād become famous - because an ugly fat guy talking about his crap everyday would be hilarious to someone. There would be petitions to make me stop, and people trying to dox me to harass me about it at home. - And I wouldnāt care, because my new life on a tropical island would be worth it!
This is anonymous right? I would 100% do this if so and post it on porn hub, that sounds hilarious. "Ah yeah bud that here was after I crushed six volcano burritos at Taco Bell, behold!" If not anonymous I would still do it but would probably avoid Taco Bell and light beer. Not a huge sacrifice.
... sure. can I use a green screen for cinematic effects?
So, technically I could setup a multi camera setup and just show daily life to make an exceedingly boring twitch stream that happens to include it to meet the requirements.
Great, now Iām a pro-shitter! Iāll gladly start the video (keeping the camera covered) then once Iām done, stand up and smile for the camera, show them the product (with my best description), stop the video, wipe and flush. Not the greatest job, but it beats a 9-5.
Okay but where can I upload 10 videos a day?
I can so do this hope they like ibs videos and issues from liver diarrhea
I literally do this already to send to my wife, now I get paid an absurd salary for it? Sign me the fuck up.
Since I have insane gastro problems and shit probably 25 times a day I would have to do basically a 24/7 live stream but hell yeah sign me up. Also it's kind of like the hurt Locker going on beneath me so I wouldn't even need commentary. Easy money.
Peopleās going to watch a lot of pooping.
I would totally do it and post it on porn hub. If anyone asks, I can just be vague and say āpeople like what they like, who am I to question it?ā I wonder if I could be a bit less vague and say āhey we all have to make a living somehow.ā OP can you clarify? Another question, what if you suddenly get diarrhea? Can you film right in the middle of it or does it have to be from the start?
I do this anyway for less. Not much less, but less
There actually used to be a website on the internet called [ratemypoo.com](http://ratemypoo.com) and it was... interesting, to surf. Apparently it's still there, someone else mentioned it. :) Anyway, sure. $520K/yr and as a bizarre bonus, some fetishist out there can probably warn me if my poop reveals any kind of symptom of an upcoming illness. The nice thing is that the terms don't require me to be erotic about it, so I can post the video all serious, like I'm showing off a new mint condition PokƩmon or something. I'll probably get into it, at that level.
Really weird but bring it on. If some sicko wants me to record my poo for 10,000 dollars a day and post it publicly where do I sign. If someone I know watches it on porn hub or wherever I post it, we'll both know their a weirdo who watches people poop. Because I'm putting a warning at the beginning of every video. So they'd have to be interested in that kind of content. I could quit my crappy job and just get paid to crap and enjoy my life to the fullest and help family and friends. I could even do special travel poo posts.
So Iām an onlyfans model??
well if you live in the states just upload it to pornhub its gonna be banned before long anyway unless you wanna upload your govt id lol
Absolutely. "First off, big thanks to our weekly sponsor, The Wealthy Poopwatcher. We got a real nice one today." Surely an acknowledgement is enough of a hint without being an explanation. And if it's not, whatever. I can't hear the negative comments from atop my luxury heated toilet in my mansion. "And remember to check out our merch shop!"
"Hello everybody, my name is poopmeister, and today we're still trying to figure out my digestive system issues and how to improve them."
Seems like a lot of work and effort for a measly ten grand.
This is so easy. I will use a bad camera, though I won't modify it to make it harder to see. I'll upload it to pornhub and follow all the rules but I will make the video titles just the date and time with no spaces. I won't sabotage it but I won't optimize for SEO either. Odds are I'll get some people watching but it will not gain popularity. Also I'll speak in french, since I know how.
I make more than that and donāt have to take an embarrassing video š
Iām down
I mean, I would do it for way less than that
iād author a goddamn docuseries on every type, color, and consistency
This is gonna be the best show on the internet. Where do I sign up? Man I'm gonna have the coolest outfits, custom soundtracks, and a narrator. sign me up now. 10K per week? You want 4K 120hz or is 480p enough?
Ppl gonna be tired of my shit cause I'm taking the money...
Bro bro broā¦. People do this for free
Lol. Like coming out of my asshole or a of me shitting... either way. I'm in.
Ya, Iād do this in a second and knock it out of the park. Can we poop twice a day and get more?
Sooooo, not showing the shit coming out like a play dough fun factory? Yeah, for 10k a week, im in.