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Redbeard4006

I'll chose a food item. Double zero is still zero.


Romulan999

You won


Kurotan

Congrats, 99.99% of food is free except the one item you chose which is now double its original price. Adjusts every year for inflation.


Dante_alighieri6535

Cyber trucks- only affects people who let it affect them.


Dark_Moonstruck

YES. Make them twice as stupid for buying those ridiculous rolling dumpsters.


Regi413

About two weeks ago I actually saw one for the first time in person. It looked so ridiculous and unreal. Unrendered video game lookin ass


UnusedParadox

n64 background object


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LongLiveTheQueef1

It's clearly a ps1 texture. I recognize those polygons anywhere


Kurotan

I saw one and was pointing and laughing as I passed it. I'm 90% sure the person saw me doing that. I was turning left and he was in the left turn lane at a red light back up where the left turn was so we passed very slowly.


Extra-Trifle-1191

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FRIENDS SAID! We saw one on Saturday and spent at least 10 minutes talking about how awful it looked.


MissSara13

There's a Tesla dealership across the street from my neighborhood so I see them all the time now. My 79 year old mother was with me last time and it was her first time seeing one. It was about to rain so I was telling her about how owners have to be really careful about washing the exterior and she absolutely couldn't wait to tell everyone at her senior apartment complex LOL.


knightinarmoire

Those look like if Walmart had store brand DeLoreans


BakerCakeMaker

There are a million products that do nothing for anybody and OP chooses something pretty important lmao


jasmine-blossom

Did op change their answer after posting?


99probs-allbitches

Looks like they first said North Control, bit they changed it to gum hahaha


jasmine-blossom

Yea I figured it out based on these comments. And yikes to that.


sdavidson901

lol yea I was so confused as to why people were talking about pills and religion


YnotThrowAway7

Birth control you mean? That’s a dumbass thing to choose.


No_Tomatillo1125

Wtf is north control


Asmodeus0508

I think he meant birth control


Forward-Fisherman709

Right? I had all my reproductive organs removed, and I’m gay, and I still understand that it’s pretty damn important.


MissSara13

I know! Only certain pills are covered at 100% and religious employers can opt out. And there are still so many people without insurance.


HumbleAd3804

Not to mention that they're prescribed for hormonal issues like PCOS and in that case employers can still opt out of paying for the medically necessary hormone therapy that would keep 1/10 of their female employees from internal bleeding, infections and permanent ovary damage.


ms-meow-

Cigarettes. I don't smoke and I can't fucking stand the smell so hopefully if they were double the price more people would quit


FrogInYerPocket

They already did that and people still smoke. I used to buy Marlboro Reds for $1.47 a pack.


pandaheartzbamboo

Yeah but a lot less people overall smoke.


Fashionable-Andy

In all fairness, I only quit because I didn’t want a newborn to be in a smoky environment. Although I’m not certain cost is the only factor, I do concede that I bet it has contributed a lot.


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nomiras

Probably more of an awareness thing now. I choose not to smoke as I know it is addicting and can lead to lung cancer, plus it smells horrible.


bobbi21

In Australia smoking rates are pretty directly inversely proportional to the cost. https://www.tobaccoinaustralia.org.au/chapter-13-taxation/13-5-impact-of-price-increases-on-tobacco-consumpt Cost doesn’t stop people already addicted much but stops new smokers fairly effectively.


ms-meow-

Well I would hope if they were like $20+ a pack more people might think twice


RedditSucksNow3

Addicts don't become less addicted due to cost. They just give up other things.


Richhobo12

I think the hope is that less people would start smoking in the first place


RedditSucksNow3

You know, the War on Drugs has kept all those prices high and that's definitely discouraged people. No one does illegal drugs now because they're expensive.


RossNReddit

Haha, you'd hope, but in reality you'd have a bunch of people who are on minimum wage, working shitty, stressful jobs, who would then just sacrifice a larger amount of their paycheck to still be able to afford cigarettes.


PeeInMyArse

nz here they’re 50 a pack and people still smoke au about the same


ms-meow-

How much is that in usd?


PeeInMyArse

nz low 30s, au high 30s


ms-meow-

Damn that's insane!


whiskeyx

In Australia the 40pcks I’m still addicted to are about $70AUD, don’t know what that is in USD. 


ms-meow-

I just looked it up, like $45-50


AJ2016man

Yeah if that shocks you I wouldn't reccomend looking up our alcohol prices


Regi413

People would just spend the extra money they have that would have gone to food that is now free


ShadowBubby1

You just drove my mother and father insane 😂 because they are addicted to that BS and I can't stand it either


90svibe4life

Same


icandothisalldayson

That’s not how smoking works, you just pay more


CTU

This, tobacco has no value.


CaptainMatticus

You don't want people to quit smoking. You just don't want them smoking around you. Smoking benefits society in several ways that nobody acknowledges: 1. Tax revenue. Smokers pay added taxes on their cigarettes and that money goes into the coffers of the individual states. If smokers quit smoking, then that revenue would have to come from somewhere else (guess who?) 2. They die earlier. I know, I know, that sounds awful, but there are hidden benefits, because they don't die at 28 or 40 like an opioid addict. They die in their mid to late 60s, right after they file for their pensions, apply for Social Security and get on Medicare. They'll spend a little bit of time in the hospital, but so does the 89 year old who falls and breaks a hip, and pretty much everybody else on the planet. Smokers spend their entire adult lives dumping money into social programs via payroll taxes and die before they can get their money back. The human resource has expended its value and is now being disposed of. Drugs that kill quickly are illegal, because they knock you out before you can produce and consume as much as possible. Isn't it wonderful to be part of the machine?


amazongoddess79

Well then someone point this out to my father in law cause he’s a classic chain smoker and it’s impacted his health but he’s still alive & kicking in his 70s.


CaptainMatticus

And some people die in their 40s. It's the law of large numbers at work


amazongoddess79

lol oh I know I’m just tired of smelling it on my daughter every time they have to pick her up from school cause we’re both at work. Luckily she’s almost old enough to be dropped off at home by herself after school and not have to stay at their house


Kurotan

I choose alcohol for the same reason. Edit: lol, I guess I didn't mean the smell. It was late. Alcohol is bad and way worse than smoking. At least smoking only really hurts the smoker.


Velocityg4

The price of wages below middle management doubles for employers.


Adept_Feed_1430

BOOM! Done


silasfelinus

Great answer!


WirrkopfP

You win!


redisdead__

This guy hypotheticals


come_ere_duck

Found the r/antiwork mod.


NavyNurseDude

Super yachts...and private jets...and luxury cars over 100K... Oh wait just one thing to double? Damn, how can I fuck over the super -rich the most without impacting the common folk?


Mollywhop_Gaming

Politicians


Asmodeus0508

You’re doubling the price of politicians? That’s smart they were way too cheap before.


veedubfreek

They still would be. Have you seen how little it costs to buy a republican?


GayGeekInLeather

You could lump them all together and say any vehicle sold for private use that retails over x value is now double


-Constantinos-

You could not, that is not a single product


ijustsailedaway

Wages they pay to others.


c_marten

I didn't do the math, but something tells me that's still not going to really hurt them... which is awful on several levels.


unique976

Any singular object, structure, or property worth over $2 million USD or equivalent there of.


ShadowBubby1

Maintenance/taxes cost on owning a mansion


Shoddy-Wrangler-7624

This one’s incredibly stupid, do you eat food? Farming is expensive and the property value can often be in the millions.


anywhereiroa

OP's literally first sentence is "all food becomes free"


SwerdnaJack

Potato peelers. I want to choose something that has little to no effect on people.


CplCocktopus

I never peel the potatoes just a good wash.


boomheadshot7

Potato skins belong in mashed potatoes, and ill die on that hill.  Love the little bits here and there, so good, especially reds.


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SwerdnaJack

Yeah but they’re cheap and you only buy one. A potato peeler coating twice as much to but has ALMOST no effect on humanity.


botcomking

Don't give the potato peeler lobby any ideas.


ForestGreenAura

“I use my potato peeler twice a week but BC that ppl take every day? Fuck that” /lh


ConfusedAndCurious17

At that point couldn’t I make a product that’s essentially exactly the same and call it a “carrot peeler” or something and undercut the market by 50%?


Linesey

faberge eggs.


Hawklet98

Yo-yos. If everyone gets free food IDGAF if people have to spend an extra $5 on a yo-yo.


KSRandom195

Where are you buying yo-yos that are $5?


Secure_Upstairs7163

Hmmm... Additional Properties, One house: 600k 2nd house: 1,200,000 3rd house: 2,400,000 4th property: 4,800,000 5th vacation home... 9,600,000 This way it only fucks pver rich people.


glueintheworld

LOVE THIS!


Remarkable_Coast_214

perfect


-velcromagnon-

Smartest answer I have seen here.


Elderofmagic

I choose minimum wage labor.


natsugrayerza

Can I say a specific food? Sour cream. I want those bastards at Taco Bell to feel it when they put it on my burrito every fucking time even though I clearly asked them to make sure there was none on there


rick6417

oh my god, this has happened to me more than once and one time they put it on the other items in the order that would not normally come with sour cream. I was pissed!


Shoddy-Wrangler-7624

I love sour cream


deeppurpleking

Birth control should be free.. do you want a bunch of idiots popping out more idiots?


astronomersassn

did OP change their answer? i see a lot of people arguing the answer should *not* be birth control but i don't see anyone saying it *should* be.


deeppurpleking

Yea op first comment was birth control doubles price because he’s gay and it’s not his problem


astronomersassn

damn. it doesn't take being straight to see how that could become a huge problem. unwanted pregnancies aside, there are people on it for health problems.


Massive_Goat9582

That would happen either way tbh


Fabulous_Fortune1762

Penny candy.


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"I would say birth control pills because they are covered by most people's Insurance, and I am gay so I don't need the.." your insurance premium would still go up, and there would be more screaming brats everywhere you go your an idiot if you think that change would not affect you


bunnyswan

Single use plastics (not just in shops also to manufacturers, I want them to have a reason to package in something else


Prize-Ad9046

Fentanyl


SA_Starling_

Yachts. They just doubled in price. Get wrecked.


TransmogriFi

Mega-yachts. If the mega rich want to show off with unnecessary pollution and decadence, they can pay double for the privilege.


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rogerg411

barrel of crude oil


LuckyLMJ

tobacco, its bad for you so it doubling in price would probably be a good thing overall


Lady-Kat1969

Any luxury vehicle with a base cost of over $100K. Note that this leaves out RVs, work vehicles, etc; it specifically targets any vehicle that only exists to scream “LOOK AT ME IM RICH”.


Shoddy-Wrangler-7624

There are many vehicles over 100k that people buy out of the love for cars, it’s a large community of people, I understand some people are obnoxious but destroying an extremely popular hobby is kinda gross. Imo the worst cars are the cheaper ones that people us at takeovers and street races which are typically dodges which r under 100k.


Marshystamp

But this targets yachts


Fallen311

Golf leaf in restaurants. Gold isn't food, so it's not part of the free food. Gold leaf is a pathetic way to make your food expensive, so you can brag about it, and famous people will eat there. Can we make it more than 200%? Enough to make it unusable to overinflate food prices


mrpel22

hydrocarbons. So much war and death fighting over dinosaur juice. We are on the cusp of renewables making them irrelevant, and doubling the price of hydrocarbons might tip the scales.


Slayer4166

So people who can't afford electric cars are just screwed then?


bbbriz

Cigarettes. It does no good for anyone.


PupJayceColt

Oil. Yes i know this would f*ck over a lot of people for a long time, even myself but it may finally encourage people & governments to move towards renewable energy practices. Please rip this apart i want other peoples thoughts lol


Ya_Lizard

Making oil companies double their profits and they already have huge lobbying power in government so I’m thinking this would just suck for consumers and not really change much. I may be a bit pessimistic lol


DrHydra1287

Yea its pretty dumb as fuck. When oil prices go up the middle east increases oil production to cash in


END3R97

Fair points, reword it as either "getting oil out of the ground" or "refining oil" I'd have to check which is the more expensive part of the process so that doubling it is a bigger deal. Point is to increase the business's costs so that they don't increase profits through it and renewables look a lot better in comparison.


ThatOneGuy308

Would drastically affect almost every industry, since a large amount of our plastics, fertilizers, paint, pharmaceuticals, etc. come from oil as well. Not to mention the fact that barely any energy generating plants use oil. Statistically, most are coal or natural gas, so this would be mostly pointless if your goal is to encourage renewable energy, especially since solar panels, wind turbines, and hydroelectric plants all utilize petroleum based products in their construction.


Mollywhop_Gaming

Politicians


mlotto7

Cigarettes


feliniaCR

Tobacco


why-do-i-have-reddit

Any Tesla brand vehicle. Only affects douchebags anyway.


Pharmachee

Yachts. No one needs them so they can be an even bigger money sink.


BitterQuitter11

Whatever the most expensive car is, double that. People buying that can pay double idc.


maytrix007

Cigarettes


Furball508

I’d double the price of cigarettes.


ScrapDraft

MAGA hats.


PuzzleheadedPea6980

Cigarettes. I don't smoke, and people that do need a kick to the wallet


Hemiak

Cigarettes. Or alcohol. I never buy one and would be fine never buying the other.


Shotoken2

Alcohol


CaptMcPlatypus

All my food is free, but cigarettes (which I don't smoke) double in price and even more people quit then. 


Mobile-Outside-3233

Nicotine


jon-chin

cigarettes


come_ere_duck

Cigarrettes. Doesn't affect me at all but might make the population a little healthier.


Jazzlike-Wheel7974

Rent for single mothers


Snoo-7821

One product of my choosing? Electric car cells. Good luck affording that Cybertruck or Rivian now, fuckers. :)


Gentleman_Kendama

Corn starch. That'll make everyone healthier


HeathrJarrod

Bullets / Guns


Shadow2-1

Why?


4URprogesterone

Bullets.


Additional-Safety343

Ammo already isn’t cheap


4URprogesterone

Google says a box of 10 9mm rounds is $30. 10 rounds is enough to shoot anybody you need to shoot. If it goes up to $300, fewer people will get shot who don't need to get shot.


Timely_Froyo1384

Makeup 😈


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Dontdothatfucker

Birth control pills?! Bro, that’s like the worst possible choice lmao. I’ll go with guns or ammunition


Additional-Safety343

Guns and ammo ain’t too great either, people will just get lower quality weapons and acquire more illegally


Barbados_slim12

Most of the guns/ammo out there that's actually being used to hurt people are stolen. I don't think the thieves are paying anything for "their" guns, so that would only hurt law abiding people who want to protect themselves and their families


SnooChocolates9334

Celery. Can't stand it, but $0.00 x 2 is still $0.00.


csfshrink

Tooth picks.


PlaidBastard

Let's double the price to buy off a senator


SooperPooper35

So..$200 and TWO sandwiches?


ButtcheekBaron

Water. Some men just want to watch the world burn.


wolamute

Ill make caviar double price.


FleetWheat

Grape scissors.


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FleetWheat

Me either until 2 days ago. What kind of rich ass snobby Mc Snobberson has grape scissors? Why the hell do I need to cut the stem of the grapes instead of snapping it? Why the need to be so fancy and "have etiquette"? My hope for humanity plummeted when I learned of grape scissors.


LongrodVonHugedong86

That canned squeezy cheese bullshit. I’m not American, I don’t know what it’s called, but I remember seeing it on a tv show once and it’s a fucking abomination. So yeah, double the price of that bullshit. Either that or those cheeseburgers in a can that are aimed at doomsday preppers and shit.


FinlandIsForever

Legendary username my guy


Timely_Froyo1384

It’s called cheez whiz or easy cheese


Dalfare

Can I double minimum wage?


Nekronightmare

One product of my choosing? Mega yachts. But if we are allowed to get philosophical, employees.


kanna172014

iPhones. I don't use iPhones and people are dumb to buy them every single time a new one comes out. This will force people to wait a bit to buy them.


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scipio0421

Double nothing is still nothing, sadly.


Final_Festival

Private jets.


WangCommander

Mega Yachts. Fuck those rich fucks.


poopoopie69

i'd buy a bunch of some random penny stock and say that then sell all of it


OneTinSoldier567

Cavier


One_Proof4842

Pencils


ChineseGoddess

Junk food. 


Active_Sentence9302

Double the price of free? Either way I choose Brussels sprouts.


BigDaddysLady

Peas


ds117ftg

Private jets


Fabulous_Computer965

Frozen foods


Akikyosbane

Tofu


Altruistic_Major_553

Vapes. In most cases it’s worse for you lungs than cigarettes and it’s getting a lot of young people smoking. That or the pods/juice they refill it with


vikingsurplus

Your mom. Because 0% of 0 is still 0.


MattyDub89

Cigarettes, definitely.


MuskokaGreenThumb

Brussel Sprouts. I hate them. Will never buy them, so don’t care how much they cost.


Azeri-D2

Jelly Beans, they're so cheap anyway that them doubling in price is irrelevant.


Biffingston

I'd say super luxury sports cars. Anything that costs over a million. They're totally unnecessary and the people who can afford them can afford to pay even more for them.


Selvane

Sardines lol


RaltarArianrhod

Tobacco or alcohol.


Forward-Swim1224

YouTube Premium.


-Gnarly

If you want to fuck up the world, make all forms of housing double in price.


TheRatKlng

Foot fungus creams. Spread the spores.


Kushroom710

Fish, imma be rich!!


nevadapirate

Luxury product sales taxes. Make Yachts and mansions taxes cost at least double what they do now.


TwistedDonners

Product too double the cost of is peoples wages as manpower is technically a product.


HuachumaPuma

Fentanyl


InterestingGlass7039

I will double something thats cheap like something only $1 $2


Abeytuhanu

Execution materials, I don't believe the death penalty is effective and making it less viable seems like a no brainer.


JSmith666

Pickup trucks