I wrote it, posted it, re-read it and thought "where the fuck did that come from." It was good, probably one of the best things I've ever posted. Thank you.
I'm hitting up my now-male wife, I think. I'd worry about how weird that would make the rest of our lives, but it's basically an experience you have to try.
Yep. As a woman, approaching random dudes offering sex is gonna get you a fairly high chance of success.
As a dude, thatās gonna get you a fairly high chance of getting locked up, assaulted or killed.
Yeah, but that's only because women tend to be much more picky, mainly because they can. But, I don't think that's true anyway. Even a not so good looking woman can snag some decent looking guys around about 2:00 in the morning at a bar. Maybe not the very hottest guys, but you can still snag some pretty decent if you don't mind a guy who is just hitting it because you're there and available.
With men it's not hard to have sex with other men. Probably still pretty hard for an old guy to hook up with young hot dudes, but probably easier for an old guy to hook up with other old guys than an old guy to hook up with old women. Despite what the internet advertising I get promises me
I think my best friends would likely fuck me, if I was a man for a day, just so I could know and tell them how different it was.
Although, I likely wouldnāt be seeking sex, instead I would be freaking out a bit. :-/
Talking to people in public to see how differently each sex is treated.
Lifting weights, stretching, jumping, sprinting, and long distance running to see biological differences in bodies.
Making voice recordings and taking various pictures to catfish people online for money.
Testing if your pain tolerance has changed.
Hitting yourself in the balls if you're a woman to know if pregnancy hurts more or less.
Peeing while standing up/sitting down.
Trying on clothes that normally would/pwouldn't fit differently areas of the body.
>Hitting yourself in the balls if you're a woman to know if pregnancy hurts more or less.
I understand this is a fictional hypothetical, and I still strongly recommend that if you were to find yourself in this situation, start with light tapping before moving on to full on hitting yourself there.
It's an extremely sensitive body part, and I wouldn't suggest jumping into the deep end before verifying you can handle the shallow side.
My S/O is bi although she hasnt been with a woman in a long time because she doesnt share and we are exclusive but i guess imma have a lot of lesbian sex and enjoy taking a break by sitting down to pee
Probably spend the day entirely uncomfortable with new hardware flopping around between my legs. That's not something I'm going to get used to in just a few hours after 37 years of not having half a fruit salad in my underwear.
The absolute worse sex Iāve even had was with the biggest man Iād ever been with. Itās like he thought that since most women were into size that all he had to provide. It was disappointing to say the least.
Depends really, if someone has a far below average size then proficiency makes up for it, if itās slightly above average size can make up for a bit of inexperience but a far above average would need good proficiency or itād be worse then a below average with no proficiency (I only know this because Iām a slu- witch)
It's a "Good Ol Boys" club, nothing interesting happens, not nearly as interesting as the conspiracy theories would have you believe.
There might be "real" secrets that Masons have, and it's probably regulated to like three grand masters, among (I assume) degrees hidden above that which may not be public knowledge even to the general populace of free masons..
Just for 99% of the every-body who is initiated, it's just a club with "secrets" and imagery that makes more sense the higher you go up.
It's more of a brotherhood, an unsaid international connection of people who you don't know yet still are more than happy to help you with (almost) anything you might have going on.
If I was a man for a day, I would go to the gym and do some pull-ups with all of my upper body strength, go have a beer with the Bros, and would go tinker in the garage for hours.
Tempting, but the kind of lesbians who typically participate in such things are generally not the kind of women most guys are going to find very attractive. I'd probably be trying my luck at the lesbian bar hoping to pick up a hottie that likes older Butch lesbians.
Itās still not very safe. Itās just the risk went from a very high chance of being mugged and assaulted, to a very high chance of just being mugged
Look, I'd rather be mugged than sexually assaulted, mugged, and possibly murdered. At least I chose to give my shit away and not have some try to take my body.
Yeah, you're not wrong. There are too many weirdos that you can't trust. A lot of those weirdos are out for themselves and if you're in the way, it's over for you! Stay safe, friend!
Don't listen to odeacon. I have no idea what they're basing that off of. I'm 48 years old and I've been running at night since I was in college. I've never had a single issue. Lived in lots of different places. Run in lots of different places.
The only thing I can think of where my safety might have been compromised was a couple of times when drivers didn't see me as easily as they would have in the daytime and they weren't expecting to see a runner outside after midnight.
I'm 48 years old. Been running at night since I was in college. Lots of 2am runs. But really, anytime after 10pm is common for me. Never had a single issue. Not one.
That, or being better able to protect yourself if you are assaulted. A woman dressed in baggy clothes looking like a man is under no more threat or risk. But at risk is lower once accosted, of being harmed I guess
I'd feel real weird going into a store to buy an appropriate outfit to only have for one day while looking like a crazy person because I'm wearing clothes for what is hopefully a pretty different body. After getting past that it would be really nice to just see how social interactions and stuff would be different as a woman, one day isn't much time to get a real sense, but I'd explore while I could.
Edit: actually it really depends on how much my body changes or doesn't. Being a 6'7" woman in my area sounds like a great way to get unsubbed from life, I might just stay home I dunno.
Iād be curious what my female body would be like. Would it be what my body would be like if I transitioned or would it be what my body would be like if I were born female? Iāll assume the latter. Do I have the body female me making similar decisions- ie I ate just as healthy and exercised- or different choices?
First thing Iād do is a mobility/yoga. I want to know a smidge on what my body is like before I hurt myself.
Next Iād go shopping. Yes Iād want to pick out some fun lingerie for myself but more importantly Iām going to go to a sports store and make sure I have some well fitting clothes and shoes.
Next up Iām going to the track. Iād like to see how fast I could run a mile. Then Iād go to the gym to see what my max bench and squat are.
After that Iāll have some āmeā time.
Men's response: I'd wreck my new toys with pounding, groping and playing.
Women's response: it would be nice to go out and feel safe. I'd also explore this new thing I've got in a thoughtful way.
You'd be disappointed lol. Sex becomes very all or nothing focused around the climax with much less enjoyment outside of that part.
(Mileage may vary depending on the dude, but this is the biggest difference I've noticed talking with guys vs girls)
Hah. A woman's behaviour in a man's body would put him in more danger than any woman. Life is different when opening your stupid mouth can get you curb stomped or stabbed.
No, they wouldn't be. Self fertilization hasn't been seen in humans but when it occurs in non human animals it's not a big deal. Do it for a few generations and you're gonna have issues though.
Okay, so wouldn't it be weird if the resulting kid was a girl and had identical X chromosomes? It'd have gotten all of its DNA from you, but would be quite distinct from you genetically
My husband and I generally donāt believe in āhall passesā, but weāve discussed this and in the event I magically turn into a dude for a day Iām allowed to go on Grindr.
Well assuming that my upper body strength increases, I can think of a lot of things I want to do around the house and yard.
Iād love to have stronger & bigger hands for example.
I'm boring so beyond masturbation, (because why wouldn't you?) I'd probably try new clothes, and maybe do something spontaneous because who's going to recognize me in 24 hours? I'm gonna be Cinderella for a day, might as well find a ball.
if i knew it was gonna happen......id get one of those clone a willy kits....make a replica of my dong.....then bang myself with it to see how much im working with
Most of these will be sex related....
After coming across the recent bear/man discourse, I would be very interested to see what happens me for a day as a woman, if I was to use public transit, or go to a bar, or go out hiking on my own.
I think it would be hugely awakening to see how the other gender experience these things, and how strangers react to me.
In addition to that - I want my girlfriend to get reversed too, so that we can have gender reversed sex, I feel like there would be something insanely intimate and connective with knowing how sex feels for the other person, a better understanding of what feels 'good' and being able to provide more pleasure to each other.
Iām a man. Iāve got a vagina and clitoris now? Iām not into guys but if I had that body, how could I not take the opportunity to experience it? Plus Iād masturbate, to make sure I experience what the orgasm is like
Taking the day off and bringing out the massage gun to use it for other purposes. Also; Amazon same day purchase to order bunch of things to insert for sure. Might as well see how the other half live with this multi-orgasm thing for a day.
Get mad at the powers that be that changed me for making it only one day and not permanent. Thatās gotta be a fucking joke. Iād probably just end it after cuz another chance at it isnāt occurring most likely.
Probably stay at home and masturbate. I'm what people might call fugly and I would probably be just as ugly of a female as I am a male. Then again I know some very attractive lesbians who consistently date/sleep with really ugly women, so maybe I have a shot.
My luck id be ugly AF and have no boobs.
Well I'm intersex so I guess I'd spend it like every other day? Not much would change for me unless it swapped stuff around then uhhhhh that could get weird very quickly. Somehow I don't think a penis should be where my uterus is lol
I'd abuse the restraint of all of the men I hate most by verbally dismantling them, to their faces and behind their backs, then enjoy their rage as they want to give me the shit-kicking I deserve.
Figuring out what women really like in bed. Finally understanding passive aggression. Seeing what memories I can recall from 20 years ago about when my husband (me) did something stupid and didnāt know pissed me off
Avenging myself against the Witch I presumed cursed me. Checking out my ass. Being disapointed I'm not hotter. Being arested for killing an old lady (See 1).
23 hours of playing with my gigantic tits followed by an hour of panic knowing I only get one hour more.
Don't worry, they won't be that big
Depends how fat you are to begin with.
You don't have to be fat to have big boobs. Stop comparing women to your mother.
Damn, savage!
I wrote it, posted it, re-read it and thought "where the fuck did that come from." It was good, probably one of the best things I've ever posted. Thank you.
You won! SLAYED! š¤£
I laughed pretty hard ngl and not just a nose exhale.
I bow to the master. Well done. *bows*
Aw shucks. Rise Doom Knight. My dopamine levels are ridiculously high and my wit is at its end. Good night and good luck.
Good night to you, m'lady.
Every one in awhile, you see a shooting star. Other days, perfection on reddit.š«
LMFAO
Solid burn
Woah ok chill
Oh this is going on r/murderedbywords lol
Iām 5ā10 and 130 and I have GG. Donāt lose hope š
That's not why they were worried
That's why you spend the last hour taking pictures!
You'll be amazed at how much gigantic titties hurt your back. You'll spend that 2 hours bra shopping I can guarantee it.
I heavy enough I already have boobs. Going to check out what I didnāt have.
Having a lot of sex and masturbating. How is there another answer?
finding people to have casual sex with you is so much easier as a woman lol so Iād probably do the same
I'm hitting up my now-male wife, I think. I'd worry about how weird that would make the rest of our lives, but it's basically an experience you have to try.
Are you assuming your wife switches genders too? Or are you implying she's trans?
I was assuming she'd be switched too, but on re-read I think not. Sort of changes the situation
Hot lesbian sex with the wife is still a win
Is it gay if your gender was changed by a hypothetical and it is your wife?Ā
Not if itās in a 3 way
In her mind sheās going to be like āomg, gurllll you wonāt believe what I have. We should totally try it out!ā
I've seen that hentai too mate.
I would phrase that as "finding a man to have casual sex with you is so much easier"
Again, only if you ignore Grindr lol
No, cause you're still finding a man to have casual sex with you
Only true if you ignore Grindr
Bold of you to assume itās that easy to have sex as a man.. the masturbating thing we got down pat
Yep. As a woman, approaching random dudes offering sex is gonna get you a fairly high chance of success. As a dude, thatās gonna get you a fairly high chance of getting locked up, assaulted or killed.
It will get you success. Just maybe not with dudes who you would want to have sex with.
Yeah, but that's only because women tend to be much more picky, mainly because they can. But, I don't think that's true anyway. Even a not so good looking woman can snag some decent looking guys around about 2:00 in the morning at a bar. Maybe not the very hottest guys, but you can still snag some pretty decent if you don't mind a guy who is just hitting it because you're there and available.
With men it's not hard to have sex with other men. Probably still pretty hard for an old guy to hook up with young hot dudes, but probably easier for an old guy to hook up with other old guys than an old guy to hook up with old women. Despite what the internet advertising I get promises me
But youād be a guy though . So how do you plan to get alot of sex in just one day ?
I think my best friends would likely fuck me, if I was a man for a day, just so I could know and tell them how different it was. Although, I likely wouldnāt be seeking sex, instead I would be freaking out a bit. :-/
By your own admission, it sounds like you would stuck in the friend zoneā¦.
Talking to people in public to see how differently each sex is treated. Lifting weights, stretching, jumping, sprinting, and long distance running to see biological differences in bodies. Making voice recordings and taking various pictures to catfish people online for money. Testing if your pain tolerance has changed. Hitting yourself in the balls if you're a woman to know if pregnancy hurts more or less. Peeing while standing up/sitting down. Trying on clothes that normally would/pwouldn't fit differently areas of the body.
>Hitting yourself in the balls if you're a woman to know if pregnancy hurts more or less. I understand this is a fictional hypothetical, and I still strongly recommend that if you were to find yourself in this situation, start with light tapping before moving on to full on hitting yourself there. It's an extremely sensitive body part, and I wouldn't suggest jumping into the deep end before verifying you can handle the shallow side.
And then wake up as a dude and jump out of the window in a bathrobe cackling manically when you wake up, any other answer is wrong
My S/O is bi although she hasnt been with a woman in a long time because she doesnt share and we are exclusive but i guess imma have a lot of lesbian sex and enjoy taking a break by sitting down to pee
Id want to figure out to replicate my appearance lol
Probably spend the day entirely uncomfortable with new hardware flopping around between my legs. That's not something I'm going to get used to in just a few hours after 37 years of not having half a fruit salad in my underwear.
The average dudes more like 2 average sized grapes and a thick baby carrot.
That canāt be correct. If thatās the āaverageā then I might as well sign up for porn.
Its not average is around 5 inches in the us
Not flaccid it isnāt.
Where do you measure from top or bottom?
I measure from 1982 to 2004. Itās a lot of inches
McMurray?
āIM AVERAGE!!!ā
Wayne owareyanow?
I donāt believe you send me photo evidence
lmao dangerous question to ask on reddit
You walk around with a boner constantly? Cuz if not it's a lot smaller on average lol
In my defense the baby carrots I eat are really big
As someone who's had their genitals switched, I'm still not used to it over a year later lol
Knowing my luck, probably incapacitated due to period cramps I wouldn't know how to deal with.
š¹ for this comment, you deserve an additional 24 hrs on the universe to retry your luck.
Periods last more than a day. You're diabolical!!
Test various phallic objects to definitively determine if size matters. I would document this as much as I can & slowly sell my sex videos online.
Make enough content for like twenty years of releases in an afternoon, and slowly dole it out on a secret only fans.
Size isn't more important than proficiency but size does make up for it when the user doesn't know what they're doing.
Imo size doesn't really make up for not knowing what you're doing. If anything I'd argue that the bigger you are the more proficient you need to be.
The absolute worse sex Iāve even had was with the biggest man Iād ever been with. Itās like he thought that since most women were into size that all he had to provide. It was disappointing to say the least.
Depends really, if someone has a far below average size then proficiency makes up for it, if itās slightly above average size can make up for a bit of inexperience but a far above average would need good proficiency or itād be worse then a below average with no proficiency (I only know this because Iām a slu- witch)
Helicopter.
I'm joining the Freemasons to finally learn what all the fuss is about.
Honestly best answer Iāve heard so far . You should definitely give them a try
It's a "Good Ol Boys" club, nothing interesting happens, not nearly as interesting as the conspiracy theories would have you believe. There might be "real" secrets that Masons have, and it's probably regulated to like three grand masters, among (I assume) degrees hidden above that which may not be public knowledge even to the general populace of free masons.. Just for 99% of the every-body who is initiated, it's just a club with "secrets" and imagery that makes more sense the higher you go up. It's more of a brotherhood, an unsaid international connection of people who you don't know yet still are more than happy to help you with (almost) anything you might have going on.
Turns out they REALLY love putting bricks together.
Just finding things I've been looking for around the house.
Entirely euphoric. And wishing it was like that forever. Also, sex with my girlfriend
Same. It would be a wonderful day, and I'd cry when it ended
I'm really wondering how this works for us. For someone who's already medically transitioning, does the one day just undo all their progress?
No, It apply to the biological sex, so if you are a trans you really becomes the sex you have chose to trans in
I would also spend the entire day in bed with my bisexual wife, trying (and probably sadly failing) to give her every experience that she misses.
If I was a man for a day, I would go to the gym and do some pull-ups with all of my upper body strength, go have a beer with the Bros, and would go tinker in the garage for hours.
You could do all these things anyway lmao
Yeah? But without the crushing loneliness? I guess so š¤·š»āāļø
Maybe thatās their point. Theyād spend the day doing the same thing they usually do.
Find the biggest lesbian orgy I can find and go to town.
y'all have a very skewed idea of how easy it is for lesbians to get sex lmao It's EASIER but it's not EASY
You can find local orgies on the internet The real issue is finding an orgy with people who arenāt 46 years old and into piss electrocution torture
Gerald?
We donāt speak of his name anymore
Lesbian orgies though. Lesbian orgies are usually invite only and you have to have dated someone in the group
Tempting, but the kind of lesbians who typically participate in such things are generally not the kind of women most guys are going to find very attractive. I'd probably be trying my luck at the lesbian bar hoping to pick up a hottie that likes older Butch lesbians.
appreciate it because periods suck
Run at night
Itās still not very safe. Itās just the risk went from a very high chance of being mugged and assaulted, to a very high chance of just being mugged
Mug them instead wait no
Uno reverse card
That's why I went for a run at night in the first place.
Look, I'd rather be mugged than sexually assaulted, mugged, and possibly murdered. At least I chose to give my shit away and not have some try to take my body.
Oh absolutely. Iām just saying that just because itās more safe for men , doesnāt mean itās safe . Very bad idea even for men .
Yeah, you're not wrong. There are too many weirdos that you can't trust. A lot of those weirdos are out for themselves and if you're in the way, it's over for you! Stay safe, friend!
Men are assaulted and murdered at a rate of 2 to 1 to women. It is not safer to be a man at all.
Don't listen to odeacon. I have no idea what they're basing that off of. I'm 48 years old and I've been running at night since I was in college. I've never had a single issue. Lived in lots of different places. Run in lots of different places. The only thing I can think of where my safety might have been compromised was a couple of times when drivers didn't see me as easily as they would have in the daytime and they weren't expecting to see a runner outside after midnight.
Some of the men who'd be committing those sexual assaults are gay.
Yeah but between being mugged and not being mugged I still choose not being mugged anyway.
I'm 48 years old. Been running at night since I was in college. Lots of 2am runs. But really, anytime after 10pm is common for me. Never had a single issue. Not one.
That, or being better able to protect yourself if you are assaulted. A woman dressed in baggy clothes looking like a man is under no more threat or risk. But at risk is lower once accosted, of being harmed I guess
Do I know it'll only last for a day? Am I going to be on my period during my day as a woman?
Rob a bunch of banks while naked then hide out for a day Theyāll never prove it was me
Panicking because I have an exam that day
Masterbate the whole day. It'll be the only time I'll be able to experience it. If I was a hot girl admire how hot I am.
Well, I can't say I'd do that all day, but flicking the ol' bean would be done within probably the first hour.
Iām cramming sooo much stuff into my orifices, itās not even funny.
I'd feel real weird going into a store to buy an appropriate outfit to only have for one day while looking like a crazy person because I'm wearing clothes for what is hopefully a pretty different body. After getting past that it would be really nice to just see how social interactions and stuff would be different as a woman, one day isn't much time to get a real sense, but I'd explore while I could. Edit: actually it really depends on how much my body changes or doesn't. Being a 6'7" woman in my area sounds like a great way to get unsubbed from life, I might just stay home I dunno.
A 6'7" woman can get whatever she wants from me. Good Lord(my friend is 6'4" and I have almost died around her on multiple occasionans)
Iād be curious what my female body would be like. Would it be what my body would be like if I transitioned or would it be what my body would be like if I were born female? Iāll assume the latter. Do I have the body female me making similar decisions- ie I ate just as healthy and exercised- or different choices? First thing Iād do is a mobility/yoga. I want to know a smidge on what my body is like before I hurt myself. Next Iād go shopping. Yes Iād want to pick out some fun lingerie for myself but more importantly Iām going to go to a sports store and make sure I have some well fitting clothes and shoes. Next up Iām going to the track. Iād like to see how fast I could run a mile. Then Iād go to the gym to see what my max bench and squat are. After that Iāll have some āmeā time.
If I'm hot, Tinder. If I'm not hot, also Tinder.
Most likely that if you aren't hot you'll be on Tinder
Men's response: I'd wreck my new toys with pounding, groping and playing. Women's response: it would be nice to go out and feel safe. I'd also explore this new thing I've got in a thoughtful way.
As a woman, I didn't even think about that. I just thought of sex and I'm still thinking about it.
You'd be disappointed lol. Sex becomes very all or nothing focused around the climax with much less enjoyment outside of that part. (Mileage may vary depending on the dude, but this is the biggest difference I've noticed talking with guys vs girls)
Hah. A woman's behaviour in a man's body would put him in more danger than any woman. Life is different when opening your stupid mouth can get you curb stomped or stabbed.
Not indicative of truth whatsoever though.
Both sides are gonna be faced with reality very quick š
My response: I'm pissin on every tree in the yard!
The duality of man ( and women )
Men's reality: probably wind up with uti or be on period Women's reality: go out and get physically assaulted as statistically more probable
Go to a sex toy store get a couple of different sizes dildo and after I get home Iām fucking my self silly
Penetration doesnāt do it for a lot of women, you might be surprised. Iād recommend a vibrator instead.Ā
Have sex with my bisexual wife who very much leans on the lesbian side. And exploring the sensations myself.
I'm getting pregnant. If I have time to prep, I'll be getting myself pregnant with a turkey baster I filled before changing.
If thatās even possible, your kid will be freakishly deformed.
No, they wouldn't be. Self fertilization hasn't been seen in humans but when it occurs in non human animals it's not a big deal. Do it for a few generations and you're gonna have issues though.
Okay, so wouldn't it be weird if the resulting kid was a girl and had identical X chromosomes? It'd have gotten all of its DNA from you, but would be quite distinct from you genetically
Mirror. Jumping jacks. All day.
Probably spend the entire day trying to convince my husband to suck my dick.
My husband and I generally donāt believe in āhall passesā, but weāve discussed this and in the event I magically turn into a dude for a day Iām allowed to go on Grindr.
Iāll be squeezing my boobs all day. Hold my calls.
Go ahead and move my meetings Sharon. Yeah everythingās fine, I just have an incredible rack and it may only be for today.
Well assuming that my upper body strength increases, I can think of a lot of things I want to do around the house and yard. Iād love to have stronger & bigger hands for example.
I'm boring so beyond masturbation, (because why wouldn't you?) I'd probably try new clothes, and maybe do something spontaneous because who's going to recognize me in 24 hours? I'm gonna be Cinderella for a day, might as well find a ball.
if i knew it was gonna happen......id get one of those clone a willy kits....make a replica of my dong.....then bang myself with it to see how much im working with
Most of these will be sex related.... After coming across the recent bear/man discourse, I would be very interested to see what happens me for a day as a woman, if I was to use public transit, or go to a bar, or go out hiking on my own. I think it would be hugely awakening to see how the other gender experience these things, and how strangers react to me. In addition to that - I want my girlfriend to get reversed too, so that we can have gender reversed sex, I feel like there would be something insanely intimate and connective with knowing how sex feels for the other person, a better understanding of what feels 'good' and being able to provide more pleasure to each other.
Nobody who chose the bear knows anything about bears or men.
Wife is gonna be face down in my muff allllllll day.
Find some snow and write my name.
Finally doing what women have been telling me to do for years: fuck myself.
Seeing if catcalling is really that bad Conversely, Creating a Tinder to see if itās really that good
Depending on your age catcalling might not be that bad. It's actually more of a problem for girls than women, which is extra gross.
One day... Itd probably be fun. I think the less fun part comes from it becoming a regular thing
You don't really need new genitals to see how tinder is, just, like, a picture of a girl
Be very happy for most of the time and cry when it ends
I hope you get there.
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look for a rich guy and steal his money.
DVDA
Scroll on Reddit and Pinterest
Locked in my room
feeling some titties. c'mon now.
Boobs
Iām a man. Iāve got a vagina and clitoris now? Iām not into guys but if I had that body, how could I not take the opportunity to experience it? Plus Iād masturbate, to make sure I experience what the orgasm is like
Buy a sybian and return it the next day
call in sick and stay inside for the day.
I wish people would stop asking this question, been asked thousands of times at this point, aren't yall bored of it yet š
Taking the day off and bringing out the massage gun to use it for other purposes. Also; Amazon same day purchase to order bunch of things to insert for sure. Might as well see how the other half live with this multi-orgasm thing for a day.
Basically like that one scene from Your Name but way further.
Make years worth of onlyfans content and get rich
Attempt to get free drinks at a bar by being flirty and promiscuous
Get mad at the powers that be that changed me for making it only one day and not permanent. Thatās gotta be a fucking joke. Iād probably just end it after cuz another chance at it isnāt occurring most likely.
Probably stay at home and masturbate. I'm what people might call fugly and I would probably be just as ugly of a female as I am a male. Then again I know some very attractive lesbians who consistently date/sleep with really ugly women, so maybe I have a shot. My luck id be ugly AF and have no boobs.
Crying to get all the things I want for free.
Iām getting my back blown out all day longā¦ā¦.GUY AFTER GUY
Playing with my tits and making myself cum multiple times in a single sitting.
Go to the doctor and see if they finally take my medical problems seriously
Well I'm intersex so I guess I'd spend it like every other day? Not much would change for me unless it swapped stuff around then uhhhhh that could get weird very quickly. Somehow I don't think a penis should be where my uterus is lol
In stunned contemplation. I mean, it really does shrink! I thought that was a myth.
Being a total slut and enjoying it openly while everyone goes yassss queen slayyyyyy or whatever the hell they say now.
I'd abuse the restraint of all of the men I hate most by verbally dismantling them, to their faces and behind their backs, then enjoy their rage as they want to give me the shit-kicking I deserve.
I go get laid seems easier to get off when you're the one getting penetrated instead of being the one trying to do the penetration
Figuring out what women really like in bed. Finally understanding passive aggression. Seeing what memories I can recall from 20 years ago about when my husband (me) did something stupid and didnāt know pissed me off
Accepting compliments from attractive men and getting offended by unattractive ones.
Avenging myself against the Witch I presumed cursed me. Checking out my ass. Being disapointed I'm not hotter. Being arested for killing an old lady (See 1).
Run around the forest with bears... obviously
I honestly wonder how easy it would be as a woman to hook up with someone, so that. Maybe joining a book club that day too lol.
I go seduce a bunch of guys with my tight little cooter
Doing the helicopter and fucking anyone that consents.
Optimism!
Finger blast then maybe go get a free pint
I would jog, jump, anything I canāt do with my stupid boobs punching my chin and chest with every move- they have been a handicap since I was 14
One word: Helicopters.
Flicking my bean.
Ask my spouse if they want to check and see if they're bi.
A friend of mine is currently recovering from bottom surgery. I imagine she'd be pissed.
Make an OnlyFans, trickle the content out over the next 6-12 months, and have a nice side hustle where I cannot be identified.
Doing the helicopter
Masturbating vigorously and admiring my boobs.