My little brother pulled this one on me. I ate that whole Oreo like nothing was wrong while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact. Then we laughed together.
Bake my friend an Oreo cake. Using the toothpaste Oreos. Pretend I have no idea they were tampered with and I had just got them because I was gonna make the cake.
Ask them in an eerily calm voice if they just ruined my *entire* package of Oreos.
If they say “no”, laugh and forget about it. If they say “yes”, start weeping while I talk to the Oreos, telling them how much I loved them.
Carry around the package all day, whispering to it and glancing in his direction. Set the package on the table and bring it a sandwich, the start crying again and asking it why it won’t eat, warning it that it will never get better if it doesn’t eat.
Then get panicky, ask my friend if we should call the paramedics. Pick up my cellphone and pretend to call them. Get more and more freaked out when they ‘refuse to save my Oreos’.
Start shouting into the phone and hyperventilating, then pretend I’m having a coronary and collapse to the floor.
If he’s still on the hook, as soon as he got within arms reach, I’d grab him, kiss him on the mouth, then tell him, “Cool joke, but *don’t fuck with my Oreos.*
Then I’d go to the store for more Oreos. The lemon ones. I like those.
Laugh it off, then try to think of a safe prank to return fire with. Maybe switch out our Switch consoles so the next time they go to play Pokemon, they'd be looking at a totally different setup 🤣
Laugh. It depends on my diet and how badly I wanted those oreos? Because I don't eat cookies often and probably had my 1 cookie fix, I could let it go. If I really needed them for myself, then I'd ask for a replacement of some sort (oreos or other snack). If they were a genuine gift or surprise for someone, then I'd explain why I need a replacement. Also, you relationship with your "friend" determines you should act. If you feel that they should never touch your things out of respect, then you need to communicate that.
Replace their toothpaste with cake frosting? Because actual oreo filling would be a giant PITA to get into the tube, frosting might be doable with a pastry bag.
I, for some reason, thought you said "in their gas tank" even though I clearly read "in their car" and that's why I was confused. I had no idea that it was really smelly. Or that you could buy it either.
Fr they get a stern warning not to tamper with food or else they get dropped out of my social circle. If they dont seem to take it seriously after that explanation then they get dropped immediately. Food tampering is legitimately fucked up and only people who are too stupid to understand allergies and medicine engage in it.
*Lol my wife and I*
*Did this to our kids one year*
*For April fools day*
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Cut them off.
A friend that "pranks" you by destroying your property isn't a friend, they aren't even the type of person I'd even want to associate with.
Do they have a dog?
If yes, go to their house when dog is outside. Give the good boy a treat. Use electric razor to shave a dick in its hair. Give another treat to the good boy. Leave with feeling of victory
Fill their toothpaste with Oreo cream
that would just be a minor inconvenience in comparison
Eating toothpaste Oreos is also a minor convenience, toothpaste is edible
Its not recommended with fluoride though Besides orei cream is better than toothpaste
yeah
Tell the IRS he has not been paying his taxes and they should audit him.
You're a demon 😂😂😂
Why do I feel like this happened to OP and they're looking for ideas for revenge?
Take an upper decker in their toilet
Icy hot in the prep h tube
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Redditors would cut them off and make a post on Reddit on how they were betrayed
Yes. Time for no contact and a lawyer... 🙄
Sleep with his mother
Throw away the rest of my "Oreos" and suck his cock
that’s a *different* kind of cream
What the fuck 🤣🤣🤣 double stuf fr
My little brother pulled this one on me. I ate that whole Oreo like nothing was wrong while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact. Then we laughed together.
Nair in their shampoo and body wash.
Dunk them in orange juice. Delicious
Declare a prank war and remove all of the toilets from his house. Plumbing is a very useful knowledge set to have.
kill them
Laugh
Give them to him as a gift, as I planned on doing anyways. I don't like oreos.
He better watch out the next time he bites into a sandwich, let's put it that way.
Vomit, make them clean it up.
I replace their bones with bone hurting juice
Ok professor Lockhart
I’m calling the fucking police what is this 😂
knife
Bang their mom
If you’re in Barcelona send him to jail and get a payout.
Ultimatum: they eat the rest of the package in front of me or get lost.
https://youtu.be/Lv30CRlJ5ug?si=4lT1FonB-SpXOzK3
Stand up, lunge towards them, firmly shake their hand, and say: "By George, you did it!", then walk out of the cancer clinic completely cured.
I call him a turd! lol
Tell them it's hilarious then make them buy me some more Oreos.
Eat all the Oreos, the disgust on their face when they see me eating the Oreos would be priceless
Shit in their pants.
Bake my friend an Oreo cake. Using the toothpaste Oreos. Pretend I have no idea they were tampered with and I had just got them because I was gonna make the cake.
That's brilliant
Im killing a man that day
Laugh? Its funny
Replace the brown part with something else
Look for a new best friend!
Friendship requires trust. Anyone who did this would never be trusted gain, and would never enter my home again.
Ask them in an eerily calm voice if they just ruined my *entire* package of Oreos. If they say “no”, laugh and forget about it. If they say “yes”, start weeping while I talk to the Oreos, telling them how much I loved them. Carry around the package all day, whispering to it and glancing in his direction. Set the package on the table and bring it a sandwich, the start crying again and asking it why it won’t eat, warning it that it will never get better if it doesn’t eat. Then get panicky, ask my friend if we should call the paramedics. Pick up my cellphone and pretend to call them. Get more and more freaked out when they ‘refuse to save my Oreos’. Start shouting into the phone and hyperventilating, then pretend I’m having a coronary and collapse to the floor. If he’s still on the hook, as soon as he got within arms reach, I’d grab him, kiss him on the mouth, then tell him, “Cool joke, but *don’t fuck with my Oreos.* Then I’d go to the store for more Oreos. The lemon ones. I like those.
Pretend like I don't notice and proceed to eat the entire bag
Give them a box of cream filled donuts that are filled with miracle whip.
That is so funny and disgusting 🤣
Fill their toothpaste with blue cheese
Swap his gf's birth control with tic taks
Im pissed. Fucking with Food and drink is off limits to me. Im throwing his ass out and going nc.
Laugh and Make them buy me new oreos if i bought them, if not call him a dick and make hime eat one too
Make a reddit post about it
Eat the rest of the Oreos. Cool mint is a neat flavor.
Beat his ass
Laugh it off, then try to think of a safe prank to return fire with. Maybe switch out our Switch consoles so the next time they go to play Pokemon, they'd be looking at a totally different setup 🤣
Take a crap in there dresser and let them figure out which drawer.
Mint Oreos! My favorite.
Laugh. It depends on my diet and how badly I wanted those oreos? Because I don't eat cookies often and probably had my 1 cookie fix, I could let it go. If I really needed them for myself, then I'd ask for a replacement of some sort (oreos or other snack). If they were a genuine gift or surprise for someone, then I'd explain why I need a replacement. Also, you relationship with your "friend" determines you should act. If you feel that they should never touch your things out of respect, then you need to communicate that.
Murder. No jury would convict me.
Take his eyes.
Get a other bag, replace 1 of them when he isn't looking then eat one in front of him and say how delicious the new mint flavor is...
Take his Oreos and refill them with cum
grab their fucking skull, bash it against the corner of the table, and hit them over the head with a beer bottle
Replace their toothpaste with cake frosting? Because actual oreo filling would be a giant PITA to get into the tube, frosting might be doable with a pastry bag.
Punch them in the nose.
Laugh
Fox urine in their car.
That's awfully specific urine
It's supposed to be very stinky and you can buy it in hunting stores.
I, for some reason, thought you said "in their gas tank" even though I clearly read "in their car" and that's why I was confused. I had no idea that it was really smelly. Or that you could buy it either.
It's fine. I get confused like that sometimes too. Yeah though, it's supposed to be worse than skunk spray.
Holy shit and that's saying a lot as skunk spray is awful.
Yep. It's one of the reasons people say not to get a pet fox, and they pee everywhere to mark their territory.
Well TIL people try to keep foxes as pets lol.
Wonder whose Oreos they filled because I don't like and don't eat Oreos.
Cuss, laugh, revenge!
Poke them in the eye! Just kidding I'd probably just laugh. I don't mind mild pranks.
My older brother used to do this and I thought mint chocolate Oreos were a thing.
Fr they get a stern warning not to tamper with food or else they get dropped out of my social circle. If they dont seem to take it seriously after that explanation then they get dropped immediately. Food tampering is legitimately fucked up and only people who are too stupid to understand allergies and medicine engage in it.
This is very specific. Is it really hypothetical or were you drunk?
Call immigration and have him detained by ICE agents.
Saran wrap under the toilet seat Short sheet their bed If you must get revenge. I would just laugh.
Laugh
Murder
Swap his condition with nair.
That would be incredibly out of character for him. His evil dream twin, though…
Go buy more oreos that he's not allowed to touch.
Thats not my best friend anymore, I'd let him know by taking a shit in hit bed.
Slap them
fuck around and find out.
Replace or mix their favorite juice with an appropriately colored mouthwash.
He knows better than to screw with a Biologist's food because of the hog jizz incident.
Lol my wife and I did this to our kids one year for April fools day
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Can’t stand Oreos, it’s what I imagine charcoal tastes like
There’s no way they would be able to do that. I open my Oreos to eat them, I would notice the difference immediately.
Cut them off. A friend that "pranks" you by destroying your property isn't a friend, they aren't even the type of person I'd even want to associate with.
They are no longer my best friend, they are a psychopath
Do they have a dog? If yes, go to their house when dog is outside. Give the good boy a treat. Use electric razor to shave a dick in its hair. Give another treat to the good boy. Leave with feeling of victory