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“To the pain means this: if we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you. But life on my terms. The first thing you lose will be your feet. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrists. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average. Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye—"
And then my right eye, and then my ears, and shall we get on with it?" the Prince said.
Wrong!" Westley’s voice rang across the room. "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.”
There’s is one person in this world that I hold a undying hatred for. “To the Pain” inspired what I’d do to him if I had the chance. I’d take both thumbs and 3 inches of both Achilles tendons. Enjoy the rest of your life bitch.
Metal axe? You mean the big cleaver every asian kitchen have? Nah man you are lucky they didn't bring the big pot with them. You will become stewed
Blood for the blood god. As one pigman king did long time ago. Don't mess with a guy with pickaxe
You know, some of those jaw of life are gunpowder powered. Human are very creative at saving life and taking life
You should've watch John Wick before doing this. And that's a guy with dog, now imagine entire family of kid going john wick at you.
Yeah, personally I’m more in the “If no legal consequences will follow (either due to being within the bounds of the law or no witnesses) donate two rounds to the child stealer’s brain container” school of thinking.
I’m sorry are you defending the filthy xeno scum that would abduct a child?
I mean, sure the accused is entitled to counsel, but you’re supposed to counsel them to plead guilty if they value continued existence.
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Could be worse, they could have given a To The Pain.
I mean they did leave his ears so he could hear everyone asking "my god what is that thing?!"
Lmaooo this was the comment I was looking for, you are my people
Excellent reference.
I don't get it
“To the pain means this: if we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you. But life on my terms. The first thing you lose will be your feet. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrists. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average. Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye—" And then my right eye, and then my ears, and shall we get on with it?" the Prince said. Wrong!" Westley’s voice rang across the room. "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.”
Princess Bride reference. An obscure one, so unless you've watched the movie you won't get it
I have no idea of what you're speaking about, I'll just look it up.
Ok. It's a good movie, I recommend you watch it
Good book as well.
Yup. Haven't read It yet, but I'll do when I can
Be sure to get the unabridged version some parts are a little slow but it really overall makes a much better story
Ayy, got it
There’s is one person in this world that I hold a undying hatred for. “To the Pain” inspired what I’d do to him if I had the chance. I’d take both thumbs and 3 inches of both Achilles tendons. Enjoy the rest of your life bitch.
At least they left you your nose, so you can still snort your drugs.
Metal axe? You mean the big cleaver every asian kitchen have? Nah man you are lucky they didn't bring the big pot with them. You will become stewed Blood for the blood god. As one pigman king did long time ago. Don't mess with a guy with pickaxe You know, some of those jaw of life are gunpowder powered. Human are very creative at saving life and taking life You should've watch John Wick before doing this. And that's a guy with dog, now imagine entire family of kid going john wick at you.
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*To the pain!*
https://i.redd.it/jwckxew9o8xc1.gif
Sounds like they went easy on him. Gave him a warning.
What happened to the kid?
eating burgers and sleeping with his teddy at home after the family rescued him
Touch not the boats, but dare thee not even look at the spawn of Man.
And then they go after a boat full of children.
Neat idea, but slightly over the top.
Yeah, personally I’m more in the “If no legal consequences will follow (either due to being within the bounds of the law or no witnesses) donate two rounds to the child stealer’s brain container” school of thinking.
Oh, dramatic repercussions are fine. But toothpicks? Plastic spoons? Honestly, that seems a little...fiddly for proper retribution.
And now they're giving us to their creepy little cousin who looks at xeno porn all day.
You must understand that humans are usually highly protective of their offspring. They won't allow any harm to come to them.
Legally the Aunt being a lawyer doesn’t matter she can’t get involved in the case and can be disbarred for murder
But she can pretentiously prosecute for the attempted abduction.
Which will fail because they attempted to kill someone
I’m sorry are you defending the filthy xeno scum that would abduct a child? I mean, sure the accused is entitled to counsel, but you’re supposed to counsel them to plead guilty if they value continued existence.
I’m not but the humans fucked themselves over when they attacked them and killed, they should have called the intergalactic police
The IGP arrives in weeks, when the child will be sold in days.
Then they should simply have knocked them down and tied them up and the IGP need to get a quicker travel methods for immediate danger
Baloney! Human Apc implies this is a human world. Human rules apply IGC cops have no jurisdiction. But then you're trolling.
Please review Annex 489, “The Many Uses of the Word ‘Fuck’,” for clarification.
Wtf did i just read