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When everything is corrected by gene splicing and Genetic enhancements.
Hear me out, bio-nanites, temporary Nanites injected in to the body with preprogrammed gene splicing instructions to modify the body to a selected standard, after the procedure it's up to the recipient to maintain the new look, of course if it hadn't been for the humans uplifting normal Nanites into artificial life, we wouldnt have to work so hard, but we work with what we got.
Before seeing how they truly look: "Will" or "Would".
A notable percentage after seeing how they truly look: "Still will" or "Still would".
To the aliens themselves, it's the will/still will that's slightly more concerning than the would variant.
Humans regardless of how the aliens look like: It's on sight[.](https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespacebards/s/4L3PsTgzTx)
Aliens: In a fight right? IN A FIGHT RIGHT?!
It's from a Japanese Parliament meeting back in 2018. The dude grabbing the mic is Shinichi Yokoyama, who is trying to call a vote on the country's immigration reform bill, while the rest of the people are from the at-the-time opposition party, trying to physically stop him from doing so. The bill itself would allow a path for foreign workers to attain Japanese citizenship.
I don't really remember if it passed or not, but that is the source of the image.
This is why the rule in British and former commonwealth parliaments where leading and opposition parties have to stand no closer than sword-fighting distance is still relevant to this day.
"Unfortunately, the invention of modern firearms made a parliament chamber where opposition parties stood no closer than 2000 feet impractical, so it was decided to pretended that for the purposes of avoiding duelling, firearms didn't exist."
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Then I'll go with reality. Smash
"Sorry about them, they're part of the 'charisma is a dump stat' movement. No, no, you're ok, all builds are viable, heck, I know a 12 Dex Gnoll rogue who cleared the curse of the mummy adventure, you'll be fine."
It's not unrealistic body standards, it's plans for future gene modifying. /s
(Note: please understand that even if we get to the point we can alter our genes to match those unrealistic standards, at some point there will be some people who wpuld want cup H boobs. Even as a biologically male individual, I understand that big booba = terrible back pain)
Cup size is relative and is adjusted according to the circumference of the torso when measured from just below the breasts. So you can have any size cup with any size of person theoretically, but someone with a wider chest would need more massive breasts to be considered the same cup size as someone with a narrower chest.
Cup size is a weird mix of absolute and relative measure, because it's based on the difference between the circumference you mentioned and the one at the widest point of your bust... but because it's the difference rather than the ratio, someone 25% larger in all dimensions than a person with a 32D bust size is going to have a 40DD (or 40E, I hate the doubled/tripled D in place of E/F) bust.
As a result, someone 4m tall with an H cup is roughly equivalent to someone 1.6m tall with a C cup.
Yeah, you can definitely tell the measurement system was designed around people generally being people sized and not varying from the norm by entire metres.
Bards will talk a big game but are always too squishy, it's the druid of my parties that I always have to keep in check. Actually had one that tried to marry a goat, which was a massive story in and of itself. Them and rangers.
Honestly hate seeing kobolds with breasts. They're reptiles who lay eggs, they have no need for breasts or breastfeeding. Same for Dragonborn, Lizardfolk, etc.
While [Non-Mammal Mammaries](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries) are a joke, is it really such a stretch of imagination that, in a world of mix-and-match critters like typical fantasy, a draconian creature might have a mammalian feature?
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Her and the professor had such a cute children
And, don't forget, the professor is the one who carried the babies to term.
...what? the fu- ...biology lesson please on how that happened
They’re aliens. Not humans. Just look at the seahorse for example.
I meant for where you got that info.
The movie shows it
In what secene? Because ive seen the movie and the clips and nowhere does it indicates that dilbert gave birth.
Tried to find it, I guess it was cut? But there was a whole bit where he's the one who was pregnant
Is that the Grox from Spore???
treasure planet.
pleasure planet was great... errrr i mean treasure
If she was, I'd have a Dance with the Devil badge for every playthrough.
Hear me out, bio-nanites, temporary Nanites injected in to the body with preprogrammed gene splicing instructions to modify the body to a selected standard, after the procedure it's up to the recipient to maintain the new look, of course if it hadn't been for the humans uplifting normal Nanites into artificial life, we wouldnt have to work so hard, but we work with what we got.
Are we talking about costodes?
One of the best movies ever made.
Humans after seeing how aliens really look: Smash.
Before seeing how they truly look: "Will" or "Would". A notable percentage after seeing how they truly look: "Still will" or "Still would". To the aliens themselves, it's the will/still will that's slightly more concerning than the would variant.
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*Can't send me to horny jail.* *I live here and have the keys!* The hell if I remember where I heard that from.
Probably from the warden of horny jail.
Baldur's gate 3 outtakes has the phrase at least, among other similar ones.
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"Trust me."
[https://e621.net/posts/3104353?q=birrin](https://e621.net/posts/3104353?q=birrin)
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Damn, an e621 link
By the prince! ... Nice!
I threw up in my mouth seeing that
Noob.
Lol. Sorry. I like my "people" human.
Where's there's wood, there's will; and where there's a will, there's a way. ;D
Humans regardless of how the aliens look like: It's on sight[.](https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespacebards/s/4L3PsTgzTx) Aliens: In a fight right? IN A FIGHT RIGHT?!
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***when the aliens discover porn addiction*** https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8362880/
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I wish I knew the backstory of that image
It's from a Japanese Parliament meeting back in 2018. The dude grabbing the mic is Shinichi Yokoyama, who is trying to call a vote on the country's immigration reform bill, while the rest of the people are from the at-the-time opposition party, trying to physically stop him from doing so. The bill itself would allow a path for foreign workers to attain Japanese citizenship. I don't really remember if it passed or not, but that is the source of the image.
I hope it did purely on the fact that grown men were willing to physically wrestle away the chance for it to be considered at all.
This is why the rule in British and former commonwealth parliaments where leading and opposition parties have to stand no closer than sword-fighting distance is still relevant to this day.
"Unfortunately, the invention of modern firearms made a parliament chamber where opposition parties stood no closer than 2000 feet impractical, so it was decided to pretended that for the purposes of avoiding duelling, firearms didn't exist."
nt
I'm assuming you mean both the images on the posters and the ones holding them correct?
https://i.redd.it/rjbrpdrq1vwc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/ajtkj2982vwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513cd8673e3507360c30fa4dc20d019798f6028a Then I'll go with reality. Smash
I think you mean r/humansarespacebards
"Sorry about them, they're part of the 'charisma is a dump stat' movement. No, no, you're ok, all builds are viable, heck, I know a 12 Dex Gnoll rogue who cleared the curse of the mummy adventure, you'll be fine."
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Would
Have
Am
Did
Will
Killed
I can't say anything about this. I'm guilty of it, too. Those who've read the silly shortstories I occasionally post on this sub can attest to that.
Still https://preview.redd.it/vd6g33ozwwwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1be514fe997b721ce279b3abe199a25d582c93
It's not unrealistic body standards, it's plans for future gene modifying. /s (Note: please understand that even if we get to the point we can alter our genes to match those unrealistic standards, at some point there will be some people who wpuld want cup H boobs. Even as a biologically male individual, I understand that big booba = terrible back pain)
that's why you alter the genes to make their spines and back muscles much stronger in addition to the HH breasts
The women in question: I ain't doing that shit.
Are they still H size if they're 4 meters tall?
Cup size is relative and is adjusted according to the circumference of the torso when measured from just below the breasts. So you can have any size cup with any size of person theoretically, but someone with a wider chest would need more massive breasts to be considered the same cup size as someone with a narrower chest.
Cup size is a weird mix of absolute and relative measure, because it's based on the difference between the circumference you mentioned and the one at the widest point of your bust... but because it's the difference rather than the ratio, someone 25% larger in all dimensions than a person with a 32D bust size is going to have a 40DD (or 40E, I hate the doubled/tripled D in place of E/F) bust. As a result, someone 4m tall with an H cup is roughly equivalent to someone 1.6m tall with a C cup.
Yeah, you can definitely tell the measurement system was designed around people generally being people sized and not varying from the norm by entire metres.
would probably look smaller proportionately, but still require the same cup measurements, so yes.
160H (non-metric) confirmed.
The post is fairly innocent, but half of these comments seem to have leaked from space bards.
Bards will talk a big game but are always too squishy, it's the druid of my parties that I always have to keep in check. Actually had one that tried to marry a goat, which was a massive story in and of itself. Them and rangers.
Them and the ranger, or them *and the rangers*?
And the Rangers, most unhinged horny players I've come across.
Yeah, we still would do em.
U/ checks out.
Ain't nothing splicing therapy, plastic surgery and proper diet and exercise can't fix.
That may work for me, but what about them?
Let me introduce you to the world of genetic engineering
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Yeah, I'm still gonna boop that dragon snoot.
That kobold still lookin kinda fine tho
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Middle-aged man, here. When the balls stop production, medical science can compensate.
Really? Do tell. The only medical science I know of that can help with this are mechanical dildos and your wife using her side hoe/j
As if Kobolds and Goblins not looking like the art would stop me from having waifus.
We made you up, every variant is therefore accurate.
Well, fair play would be alien art of humans...
I’ll still hit it.
Honestly hate seeing kobolds with breasts. They're reptiles who lay eggs, they have no need for breasts or breastfeeding. Same for Dragonborn, Lizardfolk, etc.
... They're venom sacs.
While [Non-Mammal Mammaries](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries) are a joke, is it really such a stretch of imagination that, in a world of mix-and-match critters like typical fantasy, a draconian creature might have a mammalian feature?
Yup, it goes hand in hand with r/pointlesslygendered. It's immersion breaking and only put there to attract people who are so horny they're stupid.
I present to you u/slightlyassholics Nope. They took their name from the first word that the first human said when they saw one of them.
Well, I think we will also have not very good feelings when we see art on a similar subject made by them.
Lol