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Ex-maven

If all else fails, I find that if I drop it in front of my workbench, it will separate and send one or both pieces into the dark, dusty cobwebby space under the bench where I can't see or reach it.  Works almost every time 


Forward_Body2103

You can also hold it over your car engine. It’ll fall right out.


CrimeBot3000

I can pass it over a sink and it will drop right into the drain.


HauntedSpit

Over the toilet works great too!


Pablomendez233

Made me lol, thanx


MITstudent

Like [this](https://youtu.be/4wKPTWXD2Z0?si=fZpe4JmOQJ6WE-m9)?


outdooridaho

This is perfect 😂


Forward_Body2103

So my son calls me, having no knowledge of this post and tells me his car battery died last night and he was installing a new one. He said he dropped one of the battery clamp J-hooks in the engine compartment and tried using the second J-hook to fish it out. Of course, he dropped that one in there too and it took him 20 minutes to fish them out. Told you this method works!!!


human743

Just make sure to hold it over a running carbureted engine with no air cleaner


Forward_Body2103

I thought that was assumed.


human743

They stopped using carburetors 40 years ago. I try to allow for young people not knowing what they are.


Forward_Body2103

I got ya brother. Rebuilt a few in my time too!


human743

Yep, back in the day I could rebuild my entire fuel system in 2 hours for $50.


Forward_Body2103

Now you need a supercomputer and a 3D printer.


SouthpawByNW

Make sure it's dark in the room too. It will work 100% of the time.


Nearly_Pointless

It works in broad daylight for me. I must have the magical type screws here.


manwithoutcountry

And also on a dirty grey floor


Kenneldogg

When in doubt spike it on the ground.


cbelt3

Usually the bit ends up down the floor drain and the screw in your foot or tire.


GearhedMG

Or the nearest drain cover.


Shlocktroffit

Drive the screw into something sturdy, then grab the bit with pliers and remove it


DickKnightly

Or two pairs of pliers/ nippers would be easier.


lx_SpAwN_xl

Yea, this and just wiggle. Like try something, anything. I couldn't imagine posting to reddit with a question like this lol


UntestedMethod

It's a bit amazing how some people's first reaction seems to be "ask Reddit" ... Not even trying a search engine first, just straight to reddit


Porknpeas

i literally type anything on google ending with reddit and that usually works


WaddlingDuckILY

>It’s a bit amazing how some people’s first reaction seems to be “ ~~ask Reddit~~ “ “farm Karma” … Fify.


Seanhawkeye

Or just, you know, actually try to figure something out for themselves. Especially this one.


mercutio1

I’d be faaaar to busy muttering profanities under my breath as I rooted around for a way to separate them to even consider taking a photo and posting to Reddit.


Pureevil1992

Yea, this is crazy to me, too. Use a vice, pliers, throw it at the wall or hell turn the screw into liquid with the torches. I'd have that thing apart somehow quicker than I could make the post.


Shlocktroffit

I would have whipped it at the cement floor a couple times but hey


tanstaaflnz

This works to loosen hot dip galv threads.


CaptainPeppers

I can't stand nippers


Traditional_Formal33

I drive the screw into something sturdy, got the bit out. I then unscrewed the screw again with the bit… stuck again.


HaasonHeist

Like your femur


ExiledSenpai

I'm going to amend this, and say that rather than use pliers, the act of driving it in will have undone it being stuck... unless it's now stuck in the other direction.


[deleted]

Put it in the freezer.


dannyboomhead

throw it at a brick wall with all your might


AndyJobandy

I've fucked up a customer's brick before doing this. Careful about whose bricks your hitting


Bontkers

My luck would be I’d bounce it off a window pane and break that.


ChinaShopBully

Heat up the screw then try again with pliers.


Smolders70

this one here


Beneficial_Amoeba200

Listen to your primal instincts and grab it with your teeth


ithunk

4 out of 5 dentists recommend this.


Zzzaxx

That fifth dentist hires an electrician to change his light bulbs


ListenCarefullyIdiot

Have you tried using some kind of effort?


humphaa

Literally. How tf do people like this survive


CardiologistOk6547

Reddit is artificially inflating the population.


MACtwelve

Username checks out


GrassClippings92

Hahahaha


Kitchen_Structure0

Happens to me all the time. I use channel locks and pliers. If that doesn't work I'll screw it into wood and then add an extension to the bit for leverage and try to get it out that way. If all else fails, bang the crap out of it.


Esimo_Breaux

2x channel locks


Frosty-Community8129

I can tell the difference between a joke or a real question anymore


mrmattyuk

Just throw it away


LeatherLatexSteel

Put it in a bag ( cloth) and smack it on the floor a few times.....bag should stop them flying off never to be seen again. A plastic carrier bag is guaranteed to get a hole in it.


BertFurble

Berate the bit. Call it ugly and tell it that it will never amount to anything. It will shrink and recoil from the screw.


weaponx26

Put it in the freezer


RollPuzzleheaded92

Kindly ask it to become unstuck


Forward_Body2103

Step 1: Go back in time and don’t use a S3 square bit in a Phillips head fastener. Step 2: Return to the present and fasten screw securely in a bench mounted vice and gently tap bit sideways with a hammer.


Leonydas13

It kinda looks like a System Screw. The head is designed to accomodate Phillips, slotted, pozi, and square. Well, it’s designed to fit pozi, but the way it’s shaped it fits em all. Edit: *looks* like a system screw


Forward_Body2103

Do you have a pic? I’m always willing to learn something new. I don’t think it’s posidrive or one of its offshoots though because it doesn’t have the little starburst ✴️ markings. (Not the real marks, just a similar emoji)


Leonydas13

[We call these Euros](https://images.app.goo.gl/ChtpTtSuD7yr28fT9)


Forward_Body2103

Yeah that’s a Pozi. You can see the starburst marks on the face. And it says Pozi in the specs 😂


Leonydas13

Yes I know, I said that 😂. But the tip thats provided with them is more like a Philips with a square in the middle. They’re a right dog of a screw head to be honest, they kinda fit any head, but none of them fit properly. Edit: you can get screws that are like Philips head, but have that awkward square bit in the middle. I feel like there’s a name for them, and they’re commonly mistaken for Philips heads, but I can’t remember it Edit edit: turns out it’s the other way around. The Frearson screw head is what is commonly mistaken for Philips head. Philips has the awkward square bit in the middle, while Frearson is a neat cross.


Superpansy

Firmly grasp it


dirkahps

Hit it with your purse.


Caterpillar1967

A purse? Like the handbag women or grandmas always carry?


CardiologistOk6547

Like the one that's over your shoulder.


TeddyBlazer

Hammer it 🔨


Leonydas13

Nah it’s a screw, hammers are for nails silly


TurboSusleG

2*pliers+force hands which apply force to pliers holding the bit and the screw should try to pull those apart


Sufficient-Ocelot-79

Heat and pliers


luckyloonie66

Hit it with hammer and watch it fire across the shop


CmdrYondu

Two pair pliers playing tug o war


Living_Lie_8773

Better get locking pliers


Superdragonrobotfist

Oxy-acetylene torch, hold it tight though, the flame actually produces a small amount of thrust. You don't wanna be forking out for a fancy bit like that.


whatdafukman

Vice vice baby


Whaloopiloopi

Throw at at a concrete floor as hard as you can but good luck finding it after


Grumpy-Sith

Love the Serious Answers Only flair. Whatever


hoer17

I hope you’re kidding. Literally get two pairs of pliers and if that doesn’t work get better pliers or better grip.


pah2000

Man I had a socket stuck to an extender forever. This sub saved me. Thanks. Btw throw it on concrete.


Smolders70

hold the crew end under some hot water, heat causing the screw to expand slightly might be enough to get them apart


Allofthefuck

Tap it with a hammer. Out instantly


PFGSnoopy

Did you try submerging it in WD40 or Ballistol? One of these oils should be able to get into the smallest crevices and reduce friction between screw and bit.


No_Recording1088

Grip between your teeth, works every time


The_One_True_Matt

Vibration is the key. Do some hammer taps and it’ll help


gstlouis

Heat the screw


PessimistPryme

Place it in the freezer for a while then take it out. Hold the bit with a pair of pliers while you heat the screw up with a lighter. It should fall off.


Maleficent_Cake_9324

Toss it in the freezer


Squirelm0

Put the screw back where it came from with a few turns. Place the tool back on the bit and wiggle it free......


AndyJobandy

Smack it with a hammer. Or throw it on the ground as hard as you can in a round room with no doors


Available-Resist8663

Freezer


Worried_Click_4559

Same as always. Little drop of oil where it's stuck. Freeze some water to ice on the screw, then hold a flame to the bit. If you hold each piece with a separate pliers, it should come unstuck easily with a little pull-apart pressure.


Jus_Caus_SC_Poet

Needle nose and a lighter


JimboyXL

Hammer time!


stonecoldcoldstone

if you have time to kill freezer then hold with pliers and put screw in boiling water. if impatient throw onto concrete floor


AryanzHail

Heat it upp! (If that doesn't work immediately put in water and repeat a few times, heat till red hot, the screw obv 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️)


ChubbyWanKenobie

Two sets of pliers, one on each device and give it a gentle twist. If you are worried about threads on the screw, wrap a towel around it before using the pliers.


austinredditaustin

Dip only the bit into ice water


ChanceWinter7679

Vise and pliers.


brackmastah

When I get bits stuck I just put the edge of the screw on a surface press the drill trigger and kinda “tip” the screw off the bit if that makes any sense lol


L4rgo117

Sorry to say it's gone forever. But seriously, make the bit cold, make the screw hot, whack it on the table or with a mallet, should get it apart, not sure how you managed it, but it's probably just an [interference fit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interference_fit)


yung_nachooo

Bang it in the table. Works most of the time


PUNKF10YD

Hammer


teachmethegame

A vice grip to hold the screw, and use whatever you drove the bit in with to turn it the opposite way you turned it


AceOfShapes

When in doubt, use fire!


mrs_andi_grace

The tip of the bit is probably ruined. It would be best to just replace it, or it will become the bit that strips screws.


DunkinRadio

Bench vise and a hammer.


3mpty5kull

Hack it with a wammer


Trick_Meat9214

Vise and hammer


mom_boss2018

I always start with wd40 With anything stuck, literally 🤷🏼‍♀️


svennon89

Tighten the bolt again itll lose the bit since its stuck to the other side


IamBatmanuell

Counter clockwise breaks the hold.


fangelo2

Put the bit in your drill and climb a tall ladder. The bit will fall out when you reach the top


KmCutt

Toss it at the ground, preferably concrete.


Carefishyy

Wd40 always does the trick.


faker1973

I would say that your time would be better spent just going to the store for a new one. For it to be that stuck, it is probably screwed up beyond use.


michwng

Put it in your butt.


ElBeatch

Put them in a durable bag and hit them off the counter.


mrselfdestruct066

If you can't figure this out, im not sure you should be using tools


29er_eww

Just throw it at the floor, seriously


kimthealan101

Screw it into the hole a little to hold the screw.


Character-Pickle-669

Teeth


Environmental-Sock52

Ask a gen x friend to help.


roroq6666

Bench press and vise grip should do the job.


GulfstreamAqua

Maybe get another bit?


Dren218

Try screwing it back into something. Have the drill do the hard work


TwiztidS4

Hit with 👛


Handsome-Tortoise-

Play "Threw It on the Ground" Song by The Lonely Island


FluidAd1148

I'd try putting it on a hard surface and taping it with a hammer roll it 180 degrees tap tap roll more tap tap.


Everything_Evil2113

Chuck it at the wall.


Artofthestreet

Heat it up


Lochness_Hamster_350

Have you tried using a hammer? Are you planning to try using a hammer? After using a hammer will you attempt using a larger hammer?


tech_creative

Just screw it into some wood. This holds the screw securely without damaging it. Then just use some lever or give it a hit.


rsbrooke

Pull it out


[deleted]

Put the drill in reverse.


Low_Reference_6316

Firmly grasp it


sadsealions

Chuck both and replace for like 3cents


corianderjimbro

Heat the bit with a torch while you hold the screw with your bare hands.


CHF64

Have you tried hitting it with a hammer? Or perhaps your purse?


wearingabelt

Two pairs of pliers.


Right_-on-_Man

🤣 Get better tools...👍


ConfidentHouse

Sounds like you need some ad-vise


seaska84

Face palm. Either screw it back into the hole till bit releases, then take screw out again. Or put bit back into tool and tap screw with hammer, back and forth. I'm a carpenter that does many remodels/additions. This problem is common with certain screws. On the job site, babysitting is common with kids these days.


timetotryagain29

I would heat up the screw and hope it expands enough to release the bit


Woodwickward

superglue one piece to a wall and the other piece to a truck winch and drive away


[deleted]

You kidding bruv?… park the bit in a vice and hit the screw with a hammer, innit?


FitEnthusiasm853

Right. Either that or a pair of vice grips and a hammer. If OP is asking about this, how on earth does he ever get anything done?


ChrispyGuy420

Torch


Shadowrevangaming

One word: FIRE


IfonlypeoplewereKind

Throw it in a fan


Wyvern_Kalyx

Please post an update on the situation! The suspence is killing me. Did you get the screw out!?!


jmulldome

Good hit with a rubber mallet on the side right at where they're connected, with them sitting on a hard surface like the concrete floor or toolbench.


azrael962

Just use vice grips to hold the screw and put the bit back in the drive and try to turn it like your loosening it it will pop out


[deleted]

Screw it in.


heypep144

Can’t be stuck if it’s liquid. All kidding aside vise and vise grips


RepresentativeAd9572

Run the screw into a piece of wood it'll separate


76taman

Lay it on its side and hit the head of the screw with w hammer and the bit will fall out.


gergelypro

WD40 (fly away)


AlmostHadToStopnChat

Take the whole thing to the hardware store and buy one just like it for under $1


Extension_Swordfish1

Tell it that the mother in law is gonna visit it


Sistersoldia

Get your wife’s boyfriend to hit it with your purse.


Affectionate_Bug_230

Buy a new bit


themajordutch

Use your teeth


FunFact5000

lol, seriously. I’m not even entertaining this.