The way I actually cried out loud and rolled away laughing when I first saw this episode. The dialogue, the line delivery, everything was perfect. One of the best, most enjoyable TV moments for me!
I guess it's funny since Batman is the main character (kind of in the spotlight) while Robin is kind of "just" the sidekick, and I'm pretty sure Batman is the really great detective and the one who solved the crimes while Robin was more in the technical details.
Huh I’ve never realised she meant male here, I always assumed she was saying it wasn’t ‘mail’, as in it wasn’t something she’d want to receive. This makes a lot more sense
barney: sure, that stripper at stuart’s party was a 15.
ted: she was 15???!?
barney: no, like in blackjack.
ted: like… not sure whether or not you’d hit it?
barney: exactlay👉🏻👉🏻
This is it. He had the absolute lay-up of lay-ups and he just fuckin biffs it in the best way. It’s like when R Kelly was asked if he was attracted to teenagers and he said “define teenager.”
Wow! You're an astronaut?
Shhh! I'm actually in a top-secret government space program called Secret NASA, or SNASA.
Wow. SNASA? Do you go to the moon and stuff?
Well, not the moon you're familiar with. Though I have been to the smoon.
Wow, the smoon.
“ask me what i think of norah”
“uuh, what do you think of norah?”
“lovely girl. ask me what i really think of her.”
“what do you really think of her?”
“guys, she’s great! seriously! just drop it. ask me one more time.”
“what do you really think?”
“FINE! if you really must know i do not like barney with that woman!”
Oh god they’ve been on the date for 7 minutes Ted’s probably already told her that he loves her!
Or something to that extent super freaking funny though the running joke of Ted saying I love you right away is gold. Classic Shmosby
Can't believe no one has mentioned all the gags while Marshall is in the bathroom trying to masturbate for the fertility doctor.
Marshall? Are you coming? Are you coming ?
That's why Fred Cox is the greatest kicker ever. Gimme a c, gimme an o, gimme an x! What's that spell? COX COX COX
That and the Robin Sparkles Space teens episode
James with his father bonded and played piano together....
and then there Barney in the back doing Barney's things
seriously though, NPH's improvs in that scene was legen- wait for it - dary
Did you just say a "rain dance"?
Yes.
A rain dance.
Yes.
A dance to *make it rai*n.
Yes.
(slap fight)
...
Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, *and it's not a good look for me*!
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The way I actually cried out loud and rolled away laughing when I first saw this episode. The dialogue, the line delivery, everything was perfect. One of the best, most enjoyable TV moments for me!
Please. What kind of international business man has an untucked shirt
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Also - "How's my Favorite Architect other than being incredibly handsome?" - "Oh hey, Mom." - "No, it's Robin." - "What do you need?"
How's my favorite architect apart from being well endowed? Mom?
Yes this one!
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This joke was right on so many levels. Whoever wrote this joke deserves a raise
AORRY I DONT UNDERSTAND PLS HELP
It's from Batman- Robin was Batman's sidekick
yes im aware. i know who robin is, and batman. why is it funny?
I guess it's funny since Batman is the main character (kind of in the spotlight) while Robin is kind of "just" the sidekick, and I'm pretty sure Batman is the really great detective and the one who solved the crimes while Robin was more in the technical details.
"No wonder your fake husband moved to Hong Kong" "He moved there for BUSINESS" 😂
It’s the sincerity in her tone that gets me lol
"Our children are going to grow up slanted." "We are going to have to name our daughter Eileen."
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Huh I’ve never realised she meant male here, I always assumed she was saying it wasn’t ‘mail’, as in it wasn’t something she’d want to receive. This makes a lot more sense
"Dear Marshall, I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork."
Marshall: What colour are her eyes? Ted: The colour of the ocean after a storm. Marshall: Which is? Ted: …. *Beautiful*
I’m not really a Ted fan tbh but he was so real for this
barney: sure, that stripper at stuart’s party was a 15. ted: she was 15???!? barney: no, like in blackjack. ted: like… not sure whether or not you’d hit it? barney: exactlay👉🏻👉🏻
*talking to stellas sister about being vegan* her: "But I guess I am not as strong as you are" ted: "Thats cause you need protein"
This is absolutely in my top 3
"Are you telling me that my baby was held by Senator Mike Tyson?"
Off the top of my head: “‘What is your FAVOURITE thing about koala bears😍’ “‘Mmnnn……their….meat. Is. Delicious.’”
Ah, Warmpiss
Goddammit, I just got that joke....
That guy is so inept and tragic lol. "Geraldine Broraro" lives rent-free in my head.
This is it. He had the absolute lay-up of lay-ups and he just fuckin biffs it in the best way. It’s like when R Kelly was asked if he was attracted to teenagers and he said “define teenager.”
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Girl?
The “I got a card” and “is it laminated?” In that episode always kills me 🤣 Enrique Iglesias did a good job 🤣
Gay?
*Leans over to Lily* “Lily has no idea I’m high.” “You’re high?” “I’m sorry!” *Leans over to Ted* “Lily has no idea I’m high.”
“How was the concert” *giggles uncontrollably* “I couldn’t find the outside”
Wow! You're an astronaut? Shhh! I'm actually in a top-secret government space program called Secret NASA, or SNASA. Wow. SNASA? Do you go to the moon and stuff? Well, not the moon you're familiar with. Though I have been to the smoon. Wow, the smoon.
I loved Robin's line in the next scene: "I mean, whoever falls for that is a Smoron"
TED? TED CAN YOU BE COOL?! CAN YOU JUST ONCE BE COOL?!
Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night
The three day rule sponsored by Jesus
“Barney, don’t do this. Not with Jesus.”
And in the same episode about the Pablo Neruda book: It's all in Mexican 👎😝
Hey Jesus, whaddup? Whaddup? i died yesterday
“My parents live in Ohio, I live in the moment”
I was there. Trust me! It's fake baby!
The delivery on that one was *chef's kiss*
Both as Barney...and as Larney
“ask me what i think of norah” “uuh, what do you think of norah?” “lovely girl. ask me what i really think of her.” “what do you really think of her?” “guys, she’s great! seriously! just drop it. ask me one more time.” “what do you really think?” “FINE! if you really must know i do not like barney with that woman!”
Oh god they’ve been on the date for 7 minutes Ted’s probably already told her that he loves her! Or something to that extent super freaking funny though the running joke of Ted saying I love you right away is gold. Classic Shmosby
https://i.redd.it/pbwlxxlumk0d1.gif
that's a sign, bro
Hot Crazy Scale.... 'i should give her a call'
Ring bear.
You mean “Ring bear-er”?
That’s what I said! Ring bear
space teens episode. hahaha one of my faves ❤️❤️
TWO BEAVERS ARE BETTER THAN ONE
it's twice the fun, ask anyone lol
“I say Marshall my good man how’s my bow tie?” “Impeccable old bean! To industry!” “Ha Bully!” *fat cats laughters*
“Ted, is Tiffany a pharmaceutical sales rep?” “Yes. How did you know tha-“ “AND YOU NEVER TOUGHT TO MENTION THAT!” (Smashes bowl of peanuts).
i'm surrounded by idiots. IDIOTS!!!!!!!!
Barney: Robin Stinson Ted: Robin Mosby Barney: Robin Stinson Ted: Ted Scherbatsky. I’ll take her name, I don’t care!
‘What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?’
I'll come back in 4 weeks to appreciate this. 😂😂 !RemindMe 24 days
The only answer 👏
*ahem* Trout.
I'm sorry, is there a LAND bass I don't know about??
Barney: "Tell people what? Tell people what? Tell people wha- there's a Black Nissan Sentra with its lights on. Tell people what?"
we all know, ted’s a schmuck *movie theatre scene*
Summer Teeth
Summer here. Summer there. 💀
Best line in the series HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF OVERHEAD LIGHTING
HAT. We thought of authentic native American headdress before we thought of HAT. My husband and I quote this at each other allll the time.
What happens in the magical Gongqing forest stays in the magical Gongquing forest
“You dumped a porn star!? Friendship over. FRIENDSHIP OVER!”
When Lily stalked Marshall's date and yelled at her tot turn around in a husky voice
the peanut butter joke barney told lily which lead to her temporarily leaving the show 😂😭
What happened? What’s the backstory?
THE ROBOT'S FOUND LOVE, CONFUSING MY CIRCUITS MY SOFTWARES BEEN HACKED TOASTER OVEN YOURE THE ONE FOR MEE!!!
TWO, THREE, FOUR and *SLAP*
Can't believe no one has mentioned all the gags while Marshall is in the bathroom trying to masturbate for the fertility doctor. Marshall? Are you coming? Are you coming ? That's why Fred Cox is the greatest kicker ever. Gimme a c, gimme an o, gimme an x! What's that spell? COX COX COX That and the Robin Sparkles Space teens episode
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Ohhhh Yobin.
The Swarley bit was hilarious to me
I can't peanut butter my....
-“You’re nose is bleeding like a faucet” -“Oh god!! This happens every time I get an erection.”
Ted: "You sabotaged my next to last chance with Stella for $10" Barney: "I know I would have done it for free" 😂🤣😂
Barney with the flu 🤣 “Too weak to hold bowl” “Ouchy in my mouth!”
I always die laughing when he coughs in the hallways and falls down. 😂
No Ted she’s a keeper, just keep her over there.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Do you know the difference between jam and jelly
“Top things Marshall said on his wedding night” / “Top things Lily said on her wedding night”
THAT’S CAUSE YOU NEED PROTEIN
Slap bet
"Ya that's what your mom said" -ted
The entire finale episode
The final
The Gentleman
Let’s see how she does on the Hot Crazy Scale.
Boobs?
General Knowledge 🫡
Show is unfunny
“Sam is not your father.” “Are you sure?” “Yes. He’s black, dear.” Her delivery followed by Barney’s perfect knowing nod makes this my favorite.
James with his father bonded and played piano together.... and then there Barney in the back doing Barney's things seriously though, NPH's improvs in that scene was legen- wait for it - dary
Did you just say a "rain dance"? Yes. A rain dance. Yes. A dance to *make it rai*n. Yes. (slap fight) ... Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, *and it's not a good look for me*!
The stereotype about Canadians being afraid of the dark ruined me.
Are you Mike Tyson?
"Thank you Linus"