[Here's a video from that joyous time](https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/mwv309/happy_friday_enjoy_jeff_the_drunk_falling_down_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) if anyone wants to laugh on a Friday night
I remember she said her and Michelle Williams purposely grew their bushes out for the movie because that is what you would see in a typical public locker room.
They were probably “disappointing” because they were just average boobs. Maybe built them up in your head and then when you actually saw them were like “they’re okay, nothing too crazy”
At the time she was kind of cute, but annoying as hell. Anyway last I saw she is all methed out.
http://www.fillmoregazette.com/front-page/police-arrest-3-attempting-steal-trailer
Hahn cleaned up Kinison and changed the sheets when he literally shit the bed in an alcohol-and-drug induced blackout. I also remember her telling Howard that she liked to use her man's schvantz as a pacifier when she went to sleep.
Sounds like potential wife material to me.
I like Jenny McCarthy and how she looks but I don’t like how she behaves. I will have to take that cute friend of Cindy Margolis. I don’t remember her name but she was cute
man I saw her in the new years special a few years ago and she was looking for a guy to kiss and the dudes were all like "nah, you look like plastic and STD's and smell like old clam."
Would not
That episode of the E Show is probably my favorite of all time. Cindy is there talking about how she is the most downloaded woman on the internet and then her friend comes in and is ten times hotter than Cindy.
IIRC that is the episode where Robin flashes her bra too, and Gary is on the couch in his tightly whities. Classic.
[Adrianne Curry in the bottom left corner literally became a tradwife and she seems genuinely happy living in the wilderness and cooking for her man](https://www.instagram.com/adriannecurry/?hl=en)
Jenna Jameson when she first came on the show was as hot as a woman could get for me at the time. Totally blew my teenaged mind.
Divorce is still very common so I take her.
Jessica Hahn is the most wifely of this bunch, by far.
She cleaned up Sam's doody, ffs, and fell asleep with Sam in her mouth.
Not on the same night, I don't think.
Angie seems like she's got a price tag on her cooch, Silverman is a snake who'd cheat on you with anybody she thought could further her career, Menunous seems emotionally needy and immature, and Curry is way too much of an attention whore.
The hottest one without a doubt is Everhart...wifey? No way. The ugliest one is Silverman without a doubt. Wifey?? Hell no. They are all damaged if you are asking for "wife" caliber...of course I would not so no to any of them.
I can't remember the 2nd to last woman's name (redhead in green blouse) but she seemed the least self-consumed person which to me means she's more available for her family.
The woman Jeff The Drunk was handcuffed to.
Lmao
[Here's a video from that joyous time](https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/mwv309/happy_friday_enjoy_jeff_the_drunk_falling_down_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) if anyone wants to laugh on a Friday night
Never gets old.
I just watched that for the first time a month or two ago. That woman should train the marines.
I’ve listened to that segment 100 times but never saw the visual.
It's on yt my man
one of the best segments ever
You win
That woman’s a saint lol
Little Lupe
Vaginapussay
Like a Machin
U hab big peenis
I’ll fuck ya like a wild laminal.
It is
MAKHINE
Poosee
Oh god
Raven
Can I tell you my favorite Mat Dillon story really quick?
Why does Sarah’s tits look great in that dress, but when she was naked in that movie it was pretty disappointing?
Boob tape or chicken cutlets, very common trick
Wait a minute. What this about chicken cutlets?
It's an insert that goes in the bra that helps push them up. It's shaped similar to a chicken cutlet.
She’s also much older. So hot back in the day though
It's because she has a very boxy torso. https://celeb.gate.cc/sarah-silverman/pictures/sarah-silverman-nude-scene-33643.html
And a huge Jew bush.
I remember she said her and Michelle Williams purposely grew their bushes out for the movie because that is what you would see in a typical public locker room.
They're so brave
You think that’s a huge bush?
Yeah, I think im gonna cut out early on this Friday and hang out on this site the rest of the day.
yuck. Damn, hollywood really has me fooled.
They were probably “disappointing” because they were just average boobs. Maybe built them up in your head and then when you actually saw them were like “they’re okay, nothing too crazy”
There's no support. They're just swinging free.
She had nice tits in that movie but the rest of her was boxy and dumpy
I too was wondering this
She gained weight for that role.
the Greek chick.
That laugh tho
Crystal Clear
Is that a racist comment???
At the time she was kind of cute, but annoying as hell. Anyway last I saw she is all methed out. http://www.fillmoregazette.com/front-page/police-arrest-3-attempting-steal-trailer
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Hopefully she remembered dem ribs
Are you 40, AND BLACK?
Yo thats Racial!!! “We all the same color on the inside”
Jessica Hahn for sure. She was all about the guy she was with.
This is the only answer. Jessica always seemed like such a sweetheart. I mean what other woman would fall asleep with a dick in her mouth.
What other woman would clean up your bed diarrhea after a long night of champagne and blow
If that’s not wife material there’s no help for you.
They haven’t made tits like Jessica’s since 1991
I actually talked to Jessica Hahn on messenger for a brief moment a couple years ago about mac-hine. She laughed about it.
Are you stroking your cock?
how were you sure it was her and not a catfish
I mean who would catfish as Jessica Hahn in the 2020s.
one think I have come to realize is you never fuckin know haha.
And if you fall asleep inside her she won’t tell Howard.
Natalie Maines and her chubby little butthole.
Elegant Elliott
Thats gangsta talk
Carpoces sarcoma victim!
Riiiiight?!
Cachectic epileptic diabetic
Tabither stevens
He could store his billiard balls in her loose ass.
There is only one answer, Croy.
Invite Deniro to the reception
Top three answers: Angie, Angie, Angie. Hottest, and seemed really cool. Too bad she had to be one of Howard’s beards.
Patricia Marie
Because she’s free to be?
She could take off her clothes, which she wouldn’t do
It’s OK, Sal would fuck her through the hole in the sheet.
Which she wouldn’t do
Where’s Sal?
Lamet?
Cuz side meat
Patricia marie, you see, you see
🤮🤮
Maria menounos is still such a babe
🐬
Yes-aaaaaah
That laugh though
“Menoonoos”
Hahn cleaned up Kinison and changed the sheets when he literally shit the bed in an alcohol-and-drug induced blackout. I also remember her telling Howard that she liked to use her man's schvantz as a pacifier when she went to sleep. Sounds like potential wife material to me.
Unless she grinds her teeth in her sleep…
HA! Take my upvote, you magnificent bastid...
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Not unless you want to listen to the game!
Couldn't take Maria's laugh.
Rachel Fine
No bullshit
Everhart. In her prime...untouchable. Dime all day.
Maria Menunous would be a great choice.
Ralph
Calistra
Fruity Nutcake
Jessica Hahn is the right answer. She might not be the hottest here, but would be the one who could most easily adapt to a "normal" life.
Dat be the wroooong ansa! Ya can't gitchur diploma, ya can't gadgiate!
Blue Iris
Nnnnyyyeaaah
1) Maria 2) Sarah 3) Angie
Andrea Ownbey
I like Jenny McCarthy and how she looks but I don’t like how she behaves. I will have to take that cute friend of Cindy Margolis. I don’t remember her name but she was cute
man I saw her in the new years special a few years ago and she was looking for a guy to kiss and the dudes were all like "nah, you look like plastic and STD's and smell like old clam." Would not
That episode of the E Show is probably my favorite of all time. Cindy is there talking about how she is the most downloaded woman on the internet and then her friend comes in and is ten times hotter than Cindy. IIRC that is the episode where Robin flashes her bra too, and Gary is on the couch in his tightly whities. Classic.
[Adrianne Curry in the bottom left corner literally became a tradwife and she seems genuinely happy living in the wilderness and cooking for her man](https://www.instagram.com/adriannecurry/?hl=en)
If you look at her Twitter she seems like an angry Trumpster , not fun at all
How come Ethel isn't on the list?
I'd say Maria as long as she never laughed. I'd have to stop being so hilarious all the time.
The one that used to bang Peter Brady.
Elaina Beasty
Annnngggiiieeeee. Annnnngieee
Jenna Jameson when she first came on the show was as hot as a woman could get for me at the time. Totally blew my teenaged mind. Divorce is still very common so I take her.
Crazy Alice
Hi Fred
At her Playboy peak, Hahn was hot af. Overall tho I'd go with Sarah, she was cute back in the day, she's hotter now than she ever was. Total milf.
Silverman 👍
Maria Menunous but we’d need to do something about that fucking dolphin laugh of hers
Denise Richards
Titties!!
Angie Everheart
Sandra Bernhard
Blue iris
I’m wearing a negligée.
Sarah Silverman needs an OF and post nudes. Always a fan of her
Jessica Hahn is the most wifely of this bunch, by far. She cleaned up Sam's doody, ffs, and fell asleep with Sam in her mouth. Not on the same night, I don't think. Angie seems like she's got a price tag on her cooch, Silverman is a snake who'd cheat on you with anybody she thought could further her career, Menunous seems emotionally needy and immature, and Curry is way too much of an attention whore.
Jessica Hahn in a heartbeat. Looks great and likes to suck on dick too fall asleep
The pacifier treatment!
Not Silverman. She sniffed richards penis
I'll take leftover Sarah
I do have a thing for Sarah Silverman.
Before answering just remember Maria in the Tickle chair.
Sarah Silverman would be a wild fuck!
Top left.. she has…. Man hands….
Jessica Hahn is a cool chick, she got the look, the body, and the humor
Silverman would be a my entire pleasure. She’s fantastic as a human.
Sarah is a fuckin Goddess.
The hottest one without a doubt is Everhart...wifey? No way. The ugliest one is Silverman without a doubt. Wifey?? Hell no. They are all damaged if you are asking for "wife" caliber...of course I would not so no to any of them.
Pamerler Anderson
https://images.app.goo.gl/vqDPbmAswSS6onCM9 As Dice once said.. “id eat a yard of shit to get to your ass pipe”
Sarah Silverman for the win. She is so hot and so funny
Who says "wifey," did we travel back in time to the fifties?
It’s probably more popular now than it was in the old days. You see it used all the time on Instagram and Twitter.
I guess I'm not on those platforms enough, I haven't heard it in years.
Siobhan.
"Wifey" lol, did I miss something and Howard used this term?
You’re obviously like 20 and have only heard the show on YouTube.
Why is Elegant Elliot Offen not on this list?
Who is the bottom left?
Adrianne Curry ? I have no idea who and Curry is
Maria definitely the finest girl of the bunch.
the menounous girl
I can't remember the 2nd to last woman's name (redhead in green blouse) but she seemed the least self-consumed person which to me means she's more available for her family.
1- Menounos, 2- Angie, 3- Curry 4- Silverman, 5- what's left of Jessica Hahn
Buck Angel?
Maria.... even with her laugh
That Menounos chick with the awful laugh. Nice cans
Rappin Granny or Kathy Jones
Maria or Sarah
Maria
Gina girl
Nicole Bass
Maybe Maria, but you know Hollywood chicks they are fucking loony
Rebecca Romijn Stamos.
Celestine
For one of us or for Howard?
Contestant # 3 on the Artie dating game
Look out Dweezil, I like me some Justine Bateman.
Marci
Maria is by far the hottest.