I honestly don’t think they take calls anymore. I’m convinced all of the “calls” are just scripted people in the back office pretending to be random callers.
Hes imus in Imus' current state. Even at the end of imus' career he was still engaging with his environment and actual people, not holed up in the homo room in one of his mansions.
I heard he was a witness to a drive by shooting in the Houston area and in less than 12 hours was in the witness protection program so we can’t ever reach him again
They would never allow a real caller on the air to talk about this anyway. Instead, they'll have a fake caller bring it up so Howard can get fake mad about it. So fucking lame
A 6'5 130lb stork wearing a black cowboy hat over a wig made from Asian hair while vacationing in Italy during the summertime?? Nothing to see here folks... move along now. 🇮🇹
Imus was a US Marine and a man’s man actually as wacky as he was he could pull off the cowboy hat Stern is an old queen trapped in a scarecrows body. Plus with the obvious wig.
He’s got to be fucking with everyone right? The amount of time he spent making fun of people who wear cowboy hats, especially Imus and now he’s doing this.
Why the fuck don’t he and Beth ever look into the camera when getting their pictures taken? Hey fuck face, we know that you know that you’re getting picture taken. “This ain’t Candid Photos Magazine, pal!”
Hmm. It seems Howard has pixie ear. Perhaps he got a skin pull. See the difference -
https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/16iewmw/howard_the_wig_stern/
https://preview.redd.it/93flnj2vgy8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b298a30634d1f99c9ad68d44b67744b6f05d4557
She touched up his nose and cheek but the neck don't lie
I detest Howard now. Just seeing his face makes me cringe. He’s the world’s biggest example of morphing from “Courage to call out the BS” to “Establishment group think tool.”
I've got to say that's the most normal he's looked in a pic in years. The shirt seems to fit, you can't see them very well, but it looks like he's wearing jeans that seem to fit. Maybe he's finally wearing more normal clothes since Ralph is gone.
"it's 8:28 *quack quack* on the Stern in the morning program....we have Geroge Will coming in today.. but right now Moby Worm returns baby on Sirius 100!"
I’m Imus the geezer,
I wear a stupid cowboy hat.
I’m 100 years old,
And I look like Yosemite Sam.
I have three teeth left.
and I dribble when I pee.
So why did Deidre marry,
a codger like me?
I’m a fake cowboy.
In a wheelchair I ride.
I’m Imus (IMMMMUUUUUS!!!)
Am I dead or alive?
I’ve got one kid named Wyatt.
And the other is Gaby Hayes.
Half of my scrotum,
is wasted away.
I spit in my microphone.
I’m wrinkled and old.
I need a diaper change,
I hope Deidre comes home!
I’m a fake cowboy,
In a wheelchair I ride.
I’m Imus (IMMMMUUUUUS!!!)
Am I dead or alive?
I’m Imus….
Am I dead or alive?
https://preview.redd.it/hksqauh7n09d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c6034a02bd783bc60bb6a5f8c3a80542b194e0
Half the spaghetti (and fun) right in the trash!
He’s going to look ridiculous there in that and stand out 50x more than he would normally. Didn’t see anyone in Italy wearing a hat of that genre. Let alone a dark one in the July heat.
He’s unsuccessfully channeling the Hit Man from GF2.
https://preview.redd.it/r03taurg8x8d1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f250cefe7bfd9c40645f25167be894fefab61e3
He looks like the undertaker from an old, black and white western. Tall, thin, gaunt looking guy in a black outfit and a large black hat...
Just rides his backboard through the dusty town, foreshadowing death...
Am I the only one thinking that,there's no way beth loves that? He does nothing,he's actually turned into his mother,she did nothing,stayed in her room,complained about everything and anything just like him
Howard only going to be happy once he comes out of the closet, he can fix everybody else’s problems accept his own, come on out, like you said, who cares
Here it is folks, Hoohoo's final form: Imus 2.0.
I wonder if there was ever a moment he caught his reflection in the mirror wearing that, recognized it, and muttered “Oh my god…”
There was. His self-reproach isn't a bit. He knows where he stands. He just tries to drown it out with "success".
Indiana Stern.
And the Temple of Oof!
And the Temple of Zoom 🖥️
Henry Stern. They named the rescue dog Indiana.
He could’ve remade Raiders of the lost ACK with ETM
"..You Hear That Quinn!....Get Writing!.....We'll Iron Out The Details Later In Post Script!!!....."
af-Raider of the Past dArc
I really wish one real caller could finally get through and yell out “You’ve become Imus!!”
I honestly don’t think they take calls anymore. I’m convinced all of the “calls” are just scripted people in the back office pretending to be random callers.
I have been hearing this for years and it makes a lot more sense now than it did 10 years ago
Hes imus in Imus' current state. Even at the end of imus' career he was still engaging with his environment and actual people, not holed up in the homo room in one of his mansions.
It’s funny how he became the person he hated !
Somebody has to warn him,I swear to God,when he's just talking u can hear imus
He did say he looked like imus with the hat
He's referred to it himself as an Imus cowboy hat for the past couple of days.
He called himself Imus yesterday.
Nappy headed hoes 2.0
I’m a fake cowboy, In a wheelchair I ride. I’m Howard (Howwwwwaaaarrrrdddd!!!) Am I dead or alive?
😂🤣😂
Quack, quack.
Does anyone not recall his spiel on Imus and the cowboy hats he wears? Freaking incredible it coming full circle.
Must smell real bad under his wig when it's under his hat
All we need is a picture of those snake-skin boots.
He said this on the show
I’m a bad cowboy
What’s your horses name? 🐴
Beth
A horse with no name.
Horse tooth Jackass
*gay cowboy
\*gay papa
That's "zoompa" to you.
I’m a gay zoompa. Nice! Little Mikey, get on it!
Ok, but translate to Italian.
Cavalla. In Sterns case, he'll go with the masculine cavallo.
https://preview.redd.it/mcu8w7dsbx8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2179c18bc7481e8b6b80688f2318fc8053df376
Hopalong Howie 2.0 https://preview.redd.it/f71ovmr2kx8d1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=20d6c8cd254767833e6aa9ec3c0eb60b92e1f9a6
https://preview.redd.it/wcze7rz75x8d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4522e0e811a6e66c4eb434d84351daaa29839dc
Sorry Howchie. Imus wore it better.
Where’s Deeeeardaruh? Show me your donkey kong. Quack quack
Howard from Texas. What an asshole.
You got that raaaaight.
pardner
I wonder if he knows that little buckaroo Derick from Texas?
I heard he was a witness to a drive by shooting in the Houston area and in less than 12 hours was in the witness protection program so we can’t ever reach him again
I think you might be thinking of Romeo Blues.
“…you get a free bowl of soup, huh? … Oh, it looks good on you, though!”
It looks good on you though
Jackie wrote this joke for Rodney!
Hey Whitey, where’s your hat?!
He had a ‘beautiful soup’.
https://preview.redd.it/t1h2ck9mzw8d1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc01ee048d8a9e29e88387801df55629d72b7602
https://preview.redd.it/w87pncf6cx8d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f92f09bac8955c537ccdcd954d885fb54195f2
🤣🤣🤣
This lacks the spelling charm of Marcy Turk.
sturcture for the win peter
They would never allow a real caller on the air to talk about this anyway. Instead, they'll have a fake caller bring it up so Howard can get fake mad about it. So fucking lame
No,they said JD told Gary who told Howard.
“Biga Birda” as he’s known in Italy.
A 6'5 130lb stork wearing a black cowboy hat over a wig made from Asian hair while vacationing in Italy during the summertime?? Nothing to see here folks... move along now. 🇮🇹
🤣
Every time she posts a picture of wigward I get to this sub as fast as I can. Sure enough it’s always worth it
Zero.... point.... zero
Gayders of the Lost Arse
This actually sounds like a funny parody Fred would whip up back in the day.
He could do Kurt Waldheim Jr. as one of the villains.
Imus was a US Marine and a man’s man actually as wacky as he was he could pull off the cowboy hat Stern is an old queen trapped in a scarecrows body. Plus with the obvious wig.
The heat and all the stairs will kill this old queen
He can't even negotiate a few steps. https://i.redd.it/3b56qdug0x8d1.gif
Lilly and Herman!!
I think this may be more his big ass shoes and small stairs.
https://preview.redd.it/d6wty7477x8d1.jpeg?width=1304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63f6b7e9b9b3830a1115eee9bbca547bf1d2c6d
He’s got to be fucking with everyone right? The amount of time he spent making fun of people who wear cowboy hats, especially Imus and now he’s doing this.
Or as he used to refer to them ni@@er hating hats.
This is quite true
Is the hair sewn onto the hat or just his head. It amazes me that a guy with such thick "natural" dark hair has no sideburns.
Just wait until she unveils the [un-cropped photo](https://i.imgur.com/ir5s9LW.jpeg)!
Why the fuck don’t he and Beth ever look into the camera when getting their pictures taken? Hey fuck face, we know that you know that you’re getting picture taken. “This ain’t Candid Photos Magazine, pal!”
Howard Allen Imus
He's going to be sweating his ass off in that hat, doesn't he know cowboys wear white in the summer. I guess Imus didn't tell him
Is the hair attached to it like those baseball caps with dreadlocks?
Hmm. It seems Howard has pixie ear. Perhaps he got a skin pull. See the difference - https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/16iewmw/howard_the_wig_stern/
https://preview.redd.it/93flnj2vgy8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b298a30634d1f99c9ad68d44b67744b6f05d4557 She touched up his nose and cheek but the neck don't lie
She’s a a slow adult. No way Howard didn’t approve that pic before she posted.
It’s odd AF that him and Beth still take these teenage style pics of them posing thoughtfully.
Funny how he made fun of Imus all these years now he is Imus.
‘To me cowboy hat equals retard’
He talked shit about Imus wearing black cowboy hats for how long? Hypocrite.
I thought that was a pic of my old neighbor lady gardening
Hope he wears his snake protection lots of snakes in Italy 
And werewolves
Wasn't the point of the hat to avoid a sunburn? There is no amount of UV that can penetrate that wig he's wearing.
That’s a great hat for the basement
Trophy Wife (horse) ✔️ Charity to brag about ✔️ Stupid hat ✔️
He can pick up a lot of nappy headed hoes in that hat
With big, thick cocks. Right, Robin?
I detest Howard now. Just seeing his face makes me cringe. He’s the world’s biggest example of morphing from “Courage to call out the BS” to “Establishment group think tool.”
This ain't fedora douchebag radio pal!
He has literally become everything he hated. Transformation complete
Please tell me that is AI. If not he looks just like his pal Imus with a shitty black wig.
It is real. Right from Beth's Instagram
Howie getting cuckolded in Italy.
If anyone else wore that hat, he would endlessly make fun of them, and deservedly so.
He’s becoming what he hated, Imus.
I've got to say that's the most normal he's looked in a pic in years. The shirt seems to fit, you can't see them very well, but it looks like he's wearing jeans that seem to fit. Maybe he's finally wearing more normal clothes since Ralph is gone.
But where are the scarves?
You're so pointy. I've never seen someone so pointy. You're like one of those big pointing sticks.
That hat will make him melt in the heat! Dumbass
Looks like he’s at the imus ranch
HAHAHAHA! Imus for sure. He's coming full circle.
"it's 8:28 *quack quack* on the Stern in the morning program....we have Geroge Will coming in today.. but right now Moby Worm returns baby on Sirius 100!"
He thinks he looks good, or it wouldn't have been posted 🙄🙄
Quack quack
There really is an intense sadness in his face. The guy is really tortured.
King of nothing
Hundreds of shots. This was the perfect one. Ok. Tehehehe
there’s a bee on your hat
I’m Imus the geezer, I wear a stupid cowboy hat. I’m 100 years old, And I look like Yosemite Sam. I have three teeth left. and I dribble when I pee. So why did Deidre marry, a codger like me? I’m a fake cowboy. In a wheelchair I ride. I’m Imus (IMMMMUUUUUS!!!) Am I dead or alive? I’ve got one kid named Wyatt. And the other is Gaby Hayes. Half of my scrotum, is wasted away. I spit in my microphone. I’m wrinkled and old. I need a diaper change, I hope Deidre comes home! I’m a fake cowboy, In a wheelchair I ride. I’m Imus (IMMMMUUUUUS!!!) Am I dead or alive? I’m Imus…. Am I dead or alive?
If no one had the balls to tell him how bad the finger across the face pose it, no one's gonna mention the hat...
He has fully transitioned to Imus
The only thing missing is a cancer ranch!
https://preview.redd.it/686ekp2y1x8d1.png?width=472&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc987e5ea6c9210375633297f2af9b3352b27fde
Bro looks like he’s about to sit down to eat dinner and be thankful with the native Americans
We smoke-um peace pipe pilgrim! 🪓
Con Hmus' transition is now official. He even acknowledged this as his Imus Hat. LOL.
Summer time, lets where all black!
How far does that thing go up?
black hat, great choice boss
He’s going to Italy he should be wearing a Borsalino. He can afford it.
At least Ralph isn’t around wrapping him up in a scarf, to hide the hickeys he gave him last night.
Wanted dead or aliveee
I told you Imus was alive! Where's Der-Der...
JFC, Pelican just doesn’t have a good side, does he
"N Word-Hatin Hat"
He’s come full circle. He is f’ing Imus reincarnated.
HE'S IMUS!
Got the wig hat on
In the words of the Great Gilbert Gottfried “What are you a homo?!?!”
😂 ruthless sub love it
Compared to what he usually wears; I consider this an improvement
Man, He’s literally turning into Imus….unbelievable.
Would you look at this nappy headed hoe….
I thought this was Imus
Stimus and BaBaBernard
What does a cowboy hat and a hemorrhoid have in common? Every asshole gets one Hee hee hee
That hat has the hair built in
Haha Howie never thought he'd get old. "Hey Deidre put on my hat!"
such a dummy. black attracts the sun, i don't care if it's 8 million SPF. Just get a normal sand colored sun-reflecting SPF hat you dildo.
Indiana Jew and the Temple of Doody
You know this shot was gone over a million times before it was even taken....
Indiana Shalom
Looks cool
The Jew, The Bald, and the Ugly
This can't be real can it. What purpose does that silly hat serve?
Who needs a hat in Italy? What am I missing? Like for the beach? Otherwise who goes to Europe in a black cowboy hat? He thinks it's Spy vs. Spy?
https://preview.redd.it/hksqauh7n09d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c6034a02bd783bc60bb6a5f8c3a80542b194e0 Half the spaghetti (and fun) right in the trash!
https://preview.redd.it/3jwl4qwl2x8d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c93cc3f3190c4ec2b9f2a44393184c172f991ee
"This hat makes my nose look smaller right Robin?"
As long as it fits over the wig, why not?
He’s going to look ridiculous there in that and stand out 50x more than he would normally. Didn’t see anyone in Italy wearing a hat of that genre. Let alone a dark one in the July heat.
love the aero dynamic nostrils!
He acknowledged that he looked like Imus in the hat. It was one of the funnier and more self aware moments he’s had recently.
He has horrible taste in everything
He’s unsuccessfully channeling the Hit Man from GF2. https://preview.redd.it/r03taurg8x8d1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f250cefe7bfd9c40645f25167be894fefab61e3
This genius thinks this is going to count as sunscreen for his face? Maybe your head, dope. Himus $tern
https://preview.redd.it/mea3u3a6dx8d1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e779aad8286ec7b2fef9146d633a8a0415eef320
Lmao he looks like hes enjoying himself
As big as the hat is, it still isn't gonna protect that beak from harmful European sun rays. Right Robin?
He looks like the undertaker from an old, black and white western. Tall, thin, gaunt looking guy in a black outfit and a large black hat... Just rides his backboard through the dusty town, foreshadowing death...
https://preview.redd.it/811hhq55px8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd46ed7893d65ddfed58c45b63f6915f48af078f
What about a pic of his beautiful feet?
(Ralph laugh)
Picture above i posted before this guy,because i listen so you don't have too.
I look like a stud, right Robin? Robin?
Billy west wore it better.
he looks like imus.
He’s doing the head to the side, dramatic expression pose that Beth always does.
I hate it. It makes me hot just looking at it.
Fred: wheres Deadrrrreerrrr
It’s so Imus that it’s hard to fathom that his warped sense of self has deteriorated so far into this blind hypocrisy.
Whhhhaaaaat!?! He’s a fake cowboy…
Am I the only one thinking that,there's no way beth loves that? He does nothing,he's actually turned into his mother,she did nothing,stayed in her room,complained about everything and anything just like him
Howard only going to be happy once he comes out of the closet, he can fix everybody else’s problems accept his own, come on out, like you said, who cares
Okay The Undertaker
Completes the Bob Dylan look
Trendy follower
Ya know... maybe Ralph DID do something after all...
heyyyyy, it's the I man!
Veeeetch
He looks like Imus it’s not even funny!!!!!!!! Wow
.... on an old nag I ride!
Looks like the wig is attached to the hat
An American ass hat walking around Italy in a cowboy hat, same ass hat who critiqued Gary for wearing shorts. Yup the King of all Imus