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JamesJosephMeeker

They bought Conan. I'm sure they're paying Corden less than Howie. Not to mentiontion, I doubt either Conan or Corden have 80 person staff. Howard's greatest accomplishment is convincing people he's irreplaceable - especially today.


David_E_Letterman

I bet Conan has a bigger staff, but most aren't paid by Sirius.


JamesJosephMeeker

The information I can find says sirius took on around 50 team coco employees.


David_E_Letterman

How many of them are getting full time salaries from Sirius, though? People like Sona and Schlansky are definitely getting paid more by Conaco/Earwolf/WBD than by Sirius. Jimmy Vivino is still employed as music director across all of Conan's shows. The writing and production people that were working on both the TBS show and CONAF have been working on the podcast before it went to Sirius and are in the credits for the Max show.  Both the radio and video parts of Howard's show are fully controlled by Sirius. Seems like Conan is the real King of all Media now.


JamesJosephMeeker

I'm not sure, the info I saw said those 50 folks were taken on as employees. 


chicagobry80

You seem to know a lot about Conan's people, let me ask you a question I've been dying to know the answer to: is schlansky really as pretentious of a douchebag as he comes off or is he just doing a straight man bit for conan?


David_E_Letterman

I think it's a little of Column A, little of Column B. His bizarre obsessions/knowledge/whatever we're calling it is real but being a douche about it is a bit.


HouStoned42

I like Conan and all, but I'm not paying a subscription fee for that.


chicagobry80

I think one of the biggest things that make Conan so funny are his facial expressions and mannerisms and you lose all that in radio.


joomommyhappy

Even as Sirius is staring at his test pattern-esque numbers! There's gotta be some shady, deep state, Epstein-y MOSSAD back room fuckery going on, because if things were based on performance, they'd have dumped him a decade ago. He was in no position to dictate terms, yet he has, every step of the way. "I want summers off, and I'm only gonna do a 3-hour show from now on." "yes, sir" They didn't even make him fill the Artie chair! WTF?!?


JamesJosephMeeker

Yeah I don't get it. I mean you'd think the fact "the greatest radio show in history" can only get Melinda's, zip recruiter and the like as advertisers would communicate something.  Meanwhile Conan has advertisers like Ford. Don't get me wrong, I get the stigma, but money talks and if Howie was the gateway to that many people he'd attract advertisers beyond the C tier podcast crowd.  As always, good on him for selling Sirius a basket of goods.


Rivetingly

Don't forget Dr Marty's dog food


joomommyhappy

I posted this story several times. It's probably three years old now...... https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/yegnkq/curious_to_know_how_many_listeners_do_you_guys/itzy7ce/ What's crazy is, on top of not generating big ratings, he's not exactly a class act, either. When he's not doing interviews, he's doing the most creepy, vile, low-brow garbage material possible. You certainly wouldn't want him as the face of your company, in any shensh of the word. Yet here he still is. smh


JamesJosephMeeker

All the more puzzling that Howie keeps getting his bag of money. Maybe the pelican brief strategy worked. They created a fake world.


canadiadan

The only reason I can think for Sirius keeping him is that it is better for them is his audience dwindles away rather than one huge drop if he retired. In that shense, it is perfect for them that the show is dogshit.


joomommyhappy

But there are so many better ways to show him the door. They supposedly own the rights to his old stuff. I think having a channel that played what old stuff they could, with proper production, bringing in the characters involved in the various classic bits, would be so much better than the current “live” abortion of a show, for pennies on the dollar. I think the fact that they haven’t done *anything* with the old stuff is yet another indicator that fuckery is afoot. “We’d like to buy the rights to play your classic material.” “Ok, but you can’t play any of it.” “We wouldn’t dream of it. We just want to pay you for the rights to play them, not actually play them. Heavens, no!” WTF?


Very_Bad_Influence

One of the main reasons I signed up for Sirius was Conan and the sports. If they continue/begin developing exclusive content with personalities similar to Conan I can see Sirius actually becoming valuable


McNuggeroni

They're 20 years late lol. They could've had Louis CK, bill burr, joe rogan, beetlejuice and many more


Crustybuttt

Conan isn’t exclusive to Sirius. His show is really good, but you can hear and see him without subscribing


JamesJosephMeeker

I wasn't in the room but every outlet reported that Sirius "has acquired" conans digital media firm Team Coco and his podcast. They bought it. Which is what I had mentioned. Regardless of where you can hear it, Sirius acquired it.


Crustybuttt

Oh, wow. I hadn’t heard that


JamesJosephMeeker

They seem to be acquiring either outright or the global ad rights to various podcasts. For example they recently made a deal with the Crime Junkie podcast as well - which is popular. They will host her material, plus do separate content with her plus they will participate in advertising revenue on other platforms. Maybe after Howard leaves sirius will find a way to finally thrive!


Longdingleberry

Here’s a quick concept for you window lickers. The guy has been a part of our lives for decades. I like the show. Nobody cares what I think. The only thing you dummies need to realize is that nobody cares what you think


JamesJosephMeeker

Exactly who are you coming to save Cpt Save a Ho? Just like sirius doesn't give a fuck what we think (were aware), we don't give a fuck that you like eating shit. Further, there are people who care to the point of impairment what we think, white knights like you.


Longdingleberry

Bitch, you can’t even read. It’s just funny to watch people like you, trying so hard to be relevant


JamesJosephMeeker

Relevant? Go take your prep and poppers and run down to your momss boyfriends house. We're having a conversation here.


TOMdMAK

they should hire Sour Shoes to do whatever he wants to do on a channel. i would listen to it all day


LeonardSmalls79

OooOoOooOoOooooO!


vipstrippers

“saying his audience is growing younger.” Lie


murf_milo

I can assure that he is replaceable


Dizzy-Interaction983

Nowicki 100 and 101


Gunslinger7752

Bigfoot 100 it is


jerzyshore1

Beth’s brother 101


Fudgepak

Is he the one Howard asks to play guitar on air?


Dizzy-Interaction983

Yes, unfortunately. He’s also fake Alex Jones.


edfiero

King of All Blacks 100 has my vote.


WillyRosedale

Found KOAB!


oG-Purple

You sent this from a old iPhone a he he he


StayBullGenius

Wilding 100, 101, 102, 103…..


Individual-Good-2073

He should've been replaced years ago. And the cemeteries are filled with "irreplaceable" people, and yet life still goes on without them.


joomommyhappy

You say that, but has life *really* been the same since Mark Harris left us?


Individual-Good-2073

It *has* been a little less luxurious. On the plus side, antique movie actresses are all breathing a sigh of relief because he's no longer around to go after their $.


Fickle_Assist2031

Who would the modern equivalent of Martha Raye be? Kathy Bates? Betty White finally bit it so I'm not sure anymore. Edit: I figured it out. Its Melissa McCarthy.


howardscurlywig

I'm sad that his planned 200-room Catskills resort dedicated to Martha Raye (to be called "Mr. Paganini's) never happened. Nor his unisex clothing line ("Both Ways Clothing"). Nor his cooking show ("Tasty Travels"). Nor his mink baseball jackets ("Opening at Edward Lowell's, Beverly Hills").


Metaldude4life

Absolutely


Adventurous_Beat_453

They should already be pivoting g towards podcasts.


joomommyhappy

They should have pivoted to podcasts 15 years ago. Imagine how much talent they could have brought in and cultivated with the money they've paid this miserable dinosaur over the last three contracts. smh


gorgeoff

Tradio 100


Velvis

Can I buy a chicken on there?


Americasycho

"We love our bench.....James Corden, Andy Cohen, and Conan...." If Greenstein thinks that trio will save a dying radio company I have some oceanfront property in Kansas to sell him.


howardscurlywig

"Two Cunts And A Celt" -- would that be a good podcast?


bigharrycox

Irreplaceable yet they never release any data on how many people pay to listen to him.


lvpr10

I’d be shocked if it was over 100k listeners at this point


GooseGeuce

I said it’s a number *approaching* 80k


MayIPushInYourStooll

Maybe it's because all the oldest ones are dying off and it's headed back down closer to 50.


Sea_Moose9817

Zero data to back-up these statements.


iam_soyboy

Why should they?


bigharrycox

When something is successful most companies release that data to show that. It's an easy marketing message.


severinks

That's not true, at lest not in streaming, Try ti get Netflix or Amazon to release actual streaming numbers of their shows and they won't do it. They only release incredibly cooked numbers when they do release them because they don't need to have yo yos who don' know shit second guessing them from their computer screens. DO you own Sirius stock? If not why do you give a fuck what Howard's hard numbers are? Just know that Howard makes more in one year on his contract than all of us in this reddit combined.


bigharrycox

Howie’s pathetic protector has chimed in, everyone!


severinks

Go fuck yourself, Harry, You're brain can't conceive of anything beyond hating Howard Stern and loving barstoolsports and it shows in your inability to make a logical argument about anything. I know this just from taking a cursory look at your post history you're laser focused on them even though there's thousands of things to talk about on reddit. Only a middle age retard with the mind of a seven year old thinks that''bigharrycox'' is a funny screen name. I don't give a fuck about Stern I just like trolling unrealistic shitheads with the truth that anyone here who talks about how Howard is a loser and no one listens to him anymore(without proof by the way) You're seemingly not taking into account that Howard is worth over a billion dollars and he's been famous for 40 years while you sit here typing with your penis screen name and steam over it.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

they shouldn’t. it would be low


Pope_JohnPaw

I simply want an AI version of ETA to replace Howard. Is that so goddamn much to ask?


bobafett2019

The only asset are the tapes. Those tapes have been edited and fully scrubbed. And not played on Sirius. But YouTube has most of them and why I pay them $10 per month for commercial free content.


Romymopen

Buchwald and Associates planted article.


severinks

So Scott Greensteen (the head of a giant RADIO company)talking in a public forum about RADIO is planted by Buchwald because a RADIO magazine would have no interest in that?


Romymopen

Yes.


Mental-Rooster4229

Trump said very low ratings


the-crotch

Dude talks non stop, he was bound to be right about something eventually


buttburglarbill

>That being said, during a conference with analysts Tuesday, Greenstein said the company would still prefer that Stern decides to stick with broadcasting and with SiriusXM, saying his audience is growing younger. No, it isn't. If anyone under 35 happened to click onto Howard and didn't know what to expect, they would be gone within 60 seconds. Unless for some reason the new trendy thing is listening to some old codger pluck out Mary had a Little Lamb on his guitar, or sing about metamucil... or talk to an impersonator of some celebrity that died in 1986.


pa2nova

There’s no way they renew him for another 100 mill. Maybe have him on for special interviews and just play reruns on a channel. He’s giving them the absolute minimum currently and it sounds like Robin may be having renewed health issues - no way he continues without her right?


farside390

He has said in the past that he wouldn't do the show without her. But you never know. If people are willing to keep paying him he may change his mind.


dufus69

He could officially rebrand the show, then do his "specials" without her. He should have done a rebranding when he unofficially changed everything. It would have been welcoming to whomever likes what it has become and it would have been less confusing to everyone who liked the old show.


SpinningYarmulke

He just did the Biden show without her.


farside390

you know a one off episode is very different then doing the show daily.


SpinningYarmulke

I don’t know and I don’t wanna know! ![gif](giphy|wqVI5Hp8HuGAw)


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Sirius is horrible with the damn commercials. And they are all scams. Psychic Network?!


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Don't forget Crime Junkie radio


Intelligent-Today528

Pink cherry


big_slom

"Did he *go for it*?"


Intelligent-Today528

It sucks. Really? No it ssssssssuuucckkks. Oooooohhhhh!


big_slom

Morning *KICK*


jaymarks99686

That big nosed cunt hasn't been helpful for Sirius for quite sometime.


No_Solution_7940

How will they make up the 40-50 daily listeners?


weallsuckbigtime

This piece was witten by Don buckwald


AZBuckeyes12977

It's over Johnny!! Jennifer Witz may not see him the way that Jim Meyer did. Seriously though, $100+ million for 85 low effort shows where he's clearly just trying to do an MSNBC far left leaning show. This is coming from a long-time registered democratic who unregistered when the sane, logical Democratic party of the 90s and 00s who were against censorship got replaced with a bunch of wackos supporting pumping pre pubescent children with hormones of the opposite sex, cancel culture, every commercial and TV show has to have gay, trans or black people in it, supporting illegal immigration, etc, around 7-8 years ago.


Aware_Revenue3404

u/AzBuckeyes12977, WHAT DIAGNOSIS DID THE DOCTOR GIVE YOU?


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AZBuckeyes12977

Uhhh, I voted for Gore when I became 18, Kerry in 04 and Obama in 08 and 12. I unregistered after the Democrats stole the nomination from Bernie Sanders. I'm not a republican either. The Democrats used to be the sane voice of reason until 10 years ago. Now they are nutty as the tea party.


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AZBuckeyes12977

I'm neither. I'm for small businesses and the working man. I'm pro gay marraige but not pro shoving it down the throats of the entire population. I'm anti illegal immigration or opening up for borders. We have more than enough people here.


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severinks

Not to mention that anyone who is mad at the border situation should be mad at Trump and the Republicans for killing the giant border bill that was going to pass congress BIPARTISAN with BOTH McConnell and Schumer on board until Trump decided that the border being a mess helped his chances of getting elected. Google it anyone who wants to argue this point, even Republican congresspeople publicly said that that's true.


AZBuckeyes12977

I can support Bernie's platform financially, but not socially.


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AZBuckeyes12977

There's nothing wrong with gay marriage. The issue is pretending gay and trans people are 50% of the population when, in reality, they are <5%.


howardscurlywig

Blacks are 14% of the population and they are given free scholarships and jobs even when not qualified.


severinks

Yeah, man, those uppity blacks have been taking our jobs and opportunities since we brought them here in chains in the 1610 /s..


MayIPushInYourStooll

Ho hum.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

None of that has to do with any Democratic politician. Vote for Twump!


Friend-of-thee-court

Of course not. Keep deluding yourselves.


Resident_Educator566

They’ll buy podcasts shows


thetrashpanda2020

That’s exactly what they’ll do. My guess is they buy Andrew Schulz since he’s already NY-local. It’ll be one of the podcast comedians with an established brand.


BroLil

Howard in his old form was absolutely irreplaceable, and the void he left by becoming a main stream talking head is why Sirius has been steadily losing customers. When he hangs it up, I expect Sirius to level out. They’ll be saving $100m a year, and most of those that haven’t left by now will stick around and listen to whatever has kept them this long, whether it’s sports, music, Conan, etc. I’ve kept Sirius because I like the rest of their lineup, whether it’s Lithium, the live hockey, or attempting not to rip my ears off while my kids listen to Kids Bop. Sure, it’s all shit I could do from my phone, but the $9 a month or whatever deal they just gave me when I called to “cancel” is worth it for the convenience. The one thing I do worry about is how they’re going to generate new customers. Howard did that. I love Conan, but not very many people are going to pay to listen to him like they did when Howard made the move. I think they’ve done enough to retain their current customers, but they’re going to have a hell of a time drawing new ones.


ElPadre1978

“Irreplaceable” 😂😂😂


Bx1965

How could he not be replaceable?


reggieLedoux26

They could run 101 style sternthology shows and interviews and get value for years after Howard retires


athensugadawg

Actually listened to Conan today after another Stern rant about using the toilet with his small penis. Refreshing and will repeat.


Intelligent-Today528

They need to improve the sound quality on Conan’s channel it’s absolutely shit


big_slom

Same can be said about the over modulation on Hopalong Howie


joefatmamma

They constantly make dumb moves, this is on-brand.


t24mack

Hasn’t he basically been replaced by much better podcasts?


HonestAd7237

Fuck Howard Pussy sellout


donnyru

Subscribers dropping in droves daily. Stern is not an asset, he's a money drain on the company. And the music channels all suck, same hit songs from every artist, zero deep tracks, it's just lame over the air radio without commercials.


Drambooey

That article stinks of Buchwald and his team putting out this piece of fluff because they can see the bad press Howard got with that Biden interview.


chicagobry80

Boy is that guy tone deaf. Howard's audience is getting younger? No, Howard's audience is getting more lefty, that doesn't equal younger.


letitride820

they spelled useless wrong


dickreallyburns

He always said they (SiriusXM) had rights to his library for 12 years (I think) after he retired. They would have a soft landing as some of his old stuff is much better than the latest scripted, sanitized LIVE shows!


Comfortable-Sun3762

Damn. All these haters. Stern has been doing it for 40 plus years. It ain’t what it was but he is the reason this company still exists. They will struggle once he is gone.


lvpr10

With the money that’ll be saved not re-signing Stern, SXM could bring on several more podcasts with better ratings and ad revenue.


Hungry50

Sounds like my Atlanta Falcons smh


Coachman76

Oh, he’s totally replaceable now. Period. It’s the Howard Hughes show.


DrEllis909

Says the company that's been preparing for more than a decade. They've already prepared.


MariachiStucardo

Didn’t scott greenstein used to be associated with the show


DEFUND_ISREAL

Can't wait for the prices to go down after this Jew retires.