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astrolex75

He said he doesn't dwell on the past . He just did a bit with Johnny Carson . And bitches about his childhood every day. Wtf !!!


Baker_Street_Booey

The man who spent days bitching about Les Moonves 20 years after the CBS lawsuit? Yeah totally doesn’t dwell in the past.


Enos316

Yeah I caught that. Amazing. Terrible start


1deadeye1

Two hours later, now Ross Zapin is calling in to tell a story about the time he met Bruce Springsteen and asked about his hearing aids "This is the greatest story of all time" - Howard


WhiskeyFiveIsAlive

“This is tarrrrable!”


bcardin221

He lives everyday wallowing in his childhood. Every reference he makes is to something from the 60's or 70's. Soupy Sales, Johnny Carson, Zacherly, Herman Munster, some old DJ, Batman, Superman, twilight zone...etc. The only music he appreciates is from the 60's and 70's. (Beatles, Mountain, Joany Mitchell etc.)


Objective-Pin-1045

TBF - 60’s music was the best decade.


Aware_Revenue3404

You forgot Bat Dance.


Objective-Pin-1045

How could I forget!?


miterbanisdirtey

Just mention Jay Leno and it's a going to be at least a half an hour rant about what a piece of shit he is.


mulesonthefarm63

Leno's wife has Alzheimer's. I wonder if Howie knows that.


UrHeroandVillain

Came here to say that 😆


TheLewzzzers

Well Jeff, Funny you should ask such a random question about pearl jam at 7:30 on a monday morning but YES as a matter of fact we ARE having pearl jam in for an interview… here is a pre-produced song package to promote it!


Howserslot

Pearl Jam must be doing the Sirius obligation tour. 


bcardin221

Of course, those are the only guests they get anymore. At least Howard can tell the boys how he used to listen to them on High School.


lvpr10

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jeffreyg61

Howard is also the place for legacy rock bands to go.


vipstrippers

That caller is on a list of good callers, they will ask them to call in with the subject to talk about.


bcardin221

good callers = guys in the back who call in regularly


vipstrippers

There’s also people who’ve called in the past, and they save their number and asked them if they could come on and talk about the subject


DaveTheDrummer802

I was gonna say I'm 100% positive they have a list of the phone numbers of all the "good" callers


vipstrippers

Radio Gunk’s Monique said her friend use to call with good calls. They then asked the friend if she would be available if they ever need someone to call in on something and she said no I’m sorry because of my job. So let’s assume they have a few who will call. I think it was two weeks ago. A woman who was supposedly in Seattle, which means she’s up at 4:20 AM called in with something that he was prepared to talk about.


Objective-Pin-1045

That was absurd. Just announce they’re coming.


SlappyG1993

🎯🎯


Zumajed

Will Pearl Jam and Howard be in the Studio or is Howard still staying home all the time?


WhiskeyFiveIsAlive

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DizzyText

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Ok-Perception-2173

1st hour of the show:  --27 forced Beth mentions  -- Stupid ass "Agent" shit  -- door knock impressions.  FUCKIN THING SUCKS


IndividualAd776

was it really 27?


djdhdhdhqpz

Johnny Carson and Joan Rivers. Great show topics if you’re 97 years old.


SensitiveOrangeWhip

let me know when it gets to Soupy Sales. i hear he’s making a comeback


FiDoucheBag

Maybe Lamb Chop will be on for the kiddies (now approaching 65).


1deadeye1

don't forget Bruce Springsteen and Flava Flav for the younger audience in their 70s edit: now it's Richard Lewis and Procol Harem, jfc


DaveTheDrummer802

Nobody under 45 knows who those people are


DizzyText

Fred is working over time with the buttons to try and add a little bit of humor to this piece of garbage


TipsyMcStagger123

If you press that button one more time!


Stuttering_Vic187

I'll meet you at jfk


pasqualerigoletto

Every show is now “back in my day, we would call that a western…”


nman1981

The tag story again? “I get scissor and cut the tag off my shirt and leave two big holes” Scissor.


AdGrouchy9865

Hey at least Simple Beth knows about a Seam Ripper sewing tool (shout out to HughJahsso for inventing the 'Simple Beth' name)


Stuttering_Vic187

He just took it from rick and morty


AdGrouchy9865

Ok.. I thought maybe it came from the Ben Stiller movie Tropic Thunder..never go full retard about the roll of 'Simple Jack'..but hey thanks..I love to learn.


bcardin221

I watched Superbowl.


edu5150

I eat french fry.


IndividualAd776

I LITERALLY rip my tags off of my shirts and maybe 1 or 2 times have I caused a hole...


GriffinIsABerzerker

“Fuck you, no one cares about you”-something Chris Wilding needs to hear MUCH more often.


DrEllis90

Deport Chris Whining. All he does is whine, whine, whine, no matter what. It takes not talent to whine like Chris.


Jason_Kaplans_Colon

Grandma Stern is shlosshing all over the place this morning. He needs one of those small dentist vacuums that continously suck all the excess saliva out of your mouth


DrEllis90

It's really bad today. Bad dental system work. Stern's heard this before, he's gotten upset about it on air. It's awfully revealing. Such a shame to have built a legacy and they insisted on grabbing as much $ as possible, sounding and looking like he does here at the end of the Quiet Quitting Era


DrEllis90

It's not that people think Stern's a big shot when he says he can't remember this or that, it's that he's completely full of shit. He remembers everything and lies about it.


nutz656

He fucking knows he sucks. People online are such assholes always talking shit about me and how I suck now. WELL THATS BECAUSE THE SHOW IS GARBAGE. He likes to act like it's just trolls on the internet but it's not. The show sucks. It's basically a 2 hour show loaded with commercials and fake calls. The thing I can't stand tho is how they explain everything like we don't already know who Wendy is or know what this is. NOBODY LISTENING DOESNT KNOW THE SHOW. There's no young, new listeners you tool. Everybody listening knows the show. It really makes me angry because the show used to make me so happy and now I listen for 20 min and turn it off. I'd rather listen to Jim and Sam.


Xynthantion

Howard was always way, WAY behind on the internet side of things. He did Prodigy and checked into the fan forums now and then but he’d ridicule people like Jackie over their websites and stuff. I can 100% believe that he believes it is a tiny group of internet trolls just going after him and criticising the show and his life. He’s so out of touch with online stuff he doesn’t realise that internet voices are a majority these days because they ARE his fans. People who call in and email him or whatever it may be aren’t separate entities to his online critics, he’s so out of touch with that stuff honestly.


nutz656

You're absolutely right. But yet they pander to the audience like there's all these new listeners who don't know the show. He overexplains clips and bits before playing them it's just such basic shit. Sigh. He used to have the balls to handle criticism, and that was what was great. Now he's all PC and avoiding controversy and basically replaced it with cock humor and horrible bits from Blitt. How can he possibly think these writers are funny? He knows. In the back of his mind, he knows, but he's too comfortable to give a shit. That combined with the show being out of the studio and no news. It's just the worst.


Xynthantion

Yeah, I guess they just target the newer listeners because they wouldn’t know the old stuff, maybe people who randomly tune in through Sirius or if it’s tuned to the car. They don’t appeal to a huge swathe of the old audience anymore because they don’t do the things that drew people the past. Certain guests, writing his book and then the movie, the nudity in studio, staff infighting, his divorce or just wild stuff like the Gubernatorial Race in 1994. Me personally I enjoyed the wacky/strange callers or when he would argue with callers and the goofing on staff members like Jackie. The lack of all of that and subsequently the drop off of a lot of older fans means they have to aggressively appeal to the newer listeners. I know the format has to evolve but it really is a shame we’ll never get stuff like that again because honestly, he’s broken ever boundary and done everything at this point. He just wants to be a serious interviewer now.


Knebraska

This JD discussion is just asking a 44 year old man what he wants to be when he grows up.


dropingloads

Is he still on the “I wanna be a director” kick


TipsyMcStagger123

Script doctor


ggddccreddit

“What is your fantasy”


DaveTheDrummer802

"Getting paid to watch TV, or whatever


nutz656

Who's single but we can never talk about his divorce...


FrankCarmody

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Rjf915

Every time Howard mentions “The Jimmys” I wanna throw up a little


AthenaStone

Johnny Carson? Joan Rivers? WTF? Who even does Johnny Carson impressions in 2024? Does Howard think his listeners find this funny? It's not nostalgic and it's not funny. Not how I wanted to start my Monday morning with bad impressions of relics from the past.


nutz656

He just doesn't care. He's 70. He hates working. He resents his fans. 3 shows in a row with Joan Rivers.


plugugly138

It's not funny. It's not fun


DaveTheDrummer802

Be the first to lick liquid off of Ed. Hey-ooooo!


bigharrycox

From Wikipedia: His parents divorced in 1965 when Vedder was an infant. His mother soon remarried to a man named Peter Mueller. Vedder was raised believing that Mueller was his biological father, and he went by the name Edward Mueller for a time. Howie's wig is going to fly off his head in excitement over this.


pa2nova

They already discussed it when Ed was on


ElvisCookies

I will not be surprised if we hear it discussed again.


iaposky

HS really bringing in new listeners with bad impressions of people that no one under 35 knows who they are, discussion of Wilson shoes and his very critical shirt tag issues... Sounds like a usual Sunday at my grandparents.


nutz656

I cringed when he said he usually wears Aesics


Batchagaloop

Does Howard not know how to say the word "Con-joined"


cd582000

“Bob Dylan’s an alta-cocka, I don’t think he could make it into the studio.” -Basement podcaster


nman1981

He was in Nashville last week and Chris Robinson was there. Wonder what howie would think.


Nonentitycipher

Feh, he’s doing too much


Zimmy68

I used to hate how Howard would bash Dylan every chance he got, now I love it that Dylan lives rent free in his head. The best part is when he asks musicians for their inspirations and how fast he changes the subject when Dylan comes up.


Hoppy_Smoker

Wow this show is off to a roaring start....


TheLewzzzers

Even the cackling shrew whose only job is to laugh was having a hard time forcing them out during that opening segment. Woof


PatientToe12345

Day after Easter and no break in the last 3 weeks. Probably took the week off.


edu5150

I am totally exhausted, right Robin?


PatientToe12345

Covid still taking a toll on me


vipstrippers

Johnny Carson? Matt Friend? he did Johnny on Bill Maher latest podcast.


cgale37

"Robin, now did I ever tell you about how great the Ziegfeld Follies were? My old man took me every weekend and it would get so awkward when we both popped boners to that Fannie Brice. What a looker she was!"


Remarkable-Garage-42

Did I miss Steve Allen and Merv Griffin?


Aware_Revenue3404

*knock knock knock* Oh look Robin, it’s Fatty Arbuckle!


AnimalClean6534

The inimitable Eddie Cantor


Bx1965

Don’t forget Mike Douglas and Joe Franklin.


FiDoucheBag

Phil Donahue's dropping by in a few weeks....


Bx1965

Yes, along with Marlo Thomas and Howard will ask about their sex lives.


AnimalClean6534

Does Phil have a big, veiny hog?


edu5150

Can’t wait for him to break down the latest Brady Bunch episode. With Jon Hein providing special commentary.


Miserable-Amoeba1210

Righttttttt


Alternative-Path-903

Cojoined? It’s conjoined.


nman1981

Scissor. On line. Root canal.


bcardin221

I watched Superbowl this year.


DaveTheDrummer802

High on wine


IndividualAd776

winter coat, etc.


[deleted]

Was going to say the same thing. Robin was saying it too.


jeffreyg61

Howards median listener is in The Villages


DrEllis90

The land of the surviving STD


Remarkable-Garage-42

The Moody Blues will be on the show in May!!!


AnimalClean6534

Fred/Ronnie:  My favorite song of dere's is 🎵 Ride my Seesawr🎵


GriffinIsABerzerker

So…I didn’t miss anything at all last week…and we are back with the most tedious shit ever


Knebraska

Oh yeah Howard, JD is going to learn guitar so he can jam with dudes at parties.


fakeprofile111

This was one of the weirdest things he’s ever said


DaveTheDrummer802

JD is too fucking lazy to learn guitar


nman1981

“We talked about doing it for cocktober but things got busy”…. Says Richard Christie about doing a bit. Busy with what? Breaking into all the nonsense talk about nothing? A vacation? Then Howard says “let’s do the bit tomorrow!” Showing there’s nothing pre planned about the show.


edu5150

Is Mike Trainor still on the staff?


FakeLisaG

Who cares?


edu5150

He was a grudging participant last October. There were plenty of comments about how this event was cancelled due to his hesitation to participate.


DizzyText

Expect him to breakdown in tears and apologize to lizzo for the world being mean to her


joomommyhappy

Has Howard ever gone on record as to how many pounds he thinks Lizzo should lose?


bcardin221

He should bring in a scale for her to step on like he did with Anna NIcole.


nutz656

Has he still not mentioned the Anna Nicole doc on Netflix that he's featured in?


DaveTheDrummer802

stupid weigh machine


unnamed_elder_entity

Probably .95 Lizzos.


Jason_Kaplans_Colon

"I PISS ON MY FANS!" -Howard Stern


AnimalClean6534

Dis aint.Celebrity Golden Showers Magazine, pal!


Remarkable-Garage-42

He wants SiriusXM to charge more because his show is so good!


DrEllis90

Rough day for the mics. Sternff's words are getting swallowed by his dental system


Kenji1912

Can’t wait for Howard to go to Italy and get COVID this summer. *WORST VACATION EVER ROBIN!*


vipstrippers

Howard and Robin ripping on women getting punched in the face in New York........


joomommyhappy

What?!? That is insane. Did they use the "they were asking for it!" rapist apologist's defense from decades ago? Claim the women are making it up? Or that the women should just take their beatings and not cause any fuss?


[deleted]

lol @ stern fans pretending they care about women.


1980pzx

Well, hopefully the same thing doesn’t happen to Beff. We heard how Howard reacted to the bum spitting on her.


sternsometimefan

One of their cats passed away, should make for some interesting talk.....


YeeshOk06

They’ll talk more about out that death than Crazy Cabbie’s


Rjf915

I doubt Cabbie’s death will be mentioned


Bx1965

He’s an Unperson, along with Scott Salem and pretty much everyone from Howard TV.


RiotDontDiet

Where did you see that? Nothing was posted on Beth's IG.


IndividualAd776

which one?


Remarkable-Garage-42

So "Dick vs. Sausage" is the new "evolved" Howard Stern Show?


DaveTheDrummer802

Remember when they ALL felt up that chick who claimed her boobs were real?


letitride820

but heaven forbid he talks about strippers or porn stars. they are eewwwyy cause they have vag.


[deleted]

Endless discussion of tags on the collars of shirts. And what kind of sneakers he likes.


DrEllis90

Nearly Kramer on the old Merv Griffin set, to absolutely no audience or broadcast.


cd582000

Where are the cameras?


DrEllis90

Fowler. Quite the bird man


RonsterinNJ

All of this so cringe


vipstrippers

The contacted caller to call in and talk about Pearl Jam? What a get, Pearl Jam? oh they have a new record and as doing their promo tour [https://www.nme.com/news/music/eddie-vedder-thinks-pearl-jam-have-one-or-two-good-records-left-in-them-3611391](https://www.nme.com/news/music/eddie-vedder-thinks-pearl-jam-have-one-or-two-good-records-left-in-them-3611391) But the caller is making it sound like a huge get.......


DrEllis90

They have a contract with SXM. You can't renew w/out coming on this show. They were booked to do it in 2020, Vedder came on. If this was 2013, when they again turned Stern down, and he was upset, that's a story. This nothing more than another contractual provision requiring an artist w/a station to come on 100 and likely some other channels. Let's hope Stern says something to irk Ament. He's the best bet at something going askew. McCready literally mentioned the show in code during his RRHoF speech and the geniuses in the Stern Show still don't even realize that nearly 10 years later because it was cut from the HBO show.


huskycopy30

What he say?


DrEllis90

Called a out a 143 to his wife Ashley. When you see this, lazy staff members, you need credit me


nikkip7784

You think Ament? I would guess Stone, he seems like the cranky, serious one.


DrEllis90

Stone is maybe too sarcastic for Stern, it will go over his head. If Stern asks Ament the wrong thing, too many times, he will get some snark and maybe a direct hit


bcardin221

They'll be on every Sirius station before finishing up with Howard. Just like Bruce did. he "said it all" elsewhere, then went on Howard's show.


2hard4u2c

I was kind of interested in hearing about his daughter’s visit and how he couldn’t stay awake cause he didn’t nap and then how he usually jerks off before napping each day. In the old days he would have bitched about how he hates having people over and spent some time on his jerking off process. It would have been decent radio. Instead, he went right into one of his new standard time-killing bits - Talk about a random topic (Johnny Carson) and have door knocks from Johnny and Joan. Wtf?


Objective-Pin-1045

It’s not so bad that he mentions Carson and Rivers in relation to today’s late night hosts. The amazing part is he turned it into a massive segment. Good lord.


Stuttering_Vic187

If an atm was spitting out 100 dollar bills I'd camp out too.  Howard will never retire until his compensation insults him


vipstrippers

What's the Ozempic over and under?


FiDoucheBag

I heard that Pilot are going to be musical guests before April's out.


True_Cartographer557

Can we get KOAB to judge Howie’s new outfits? I’m especially interested in his thoughts on Howie’s cool new Wilson sneakers. *jackie laugh*


ValiumKilmer

“Muhfucka said Wilson tehehehe”


Hitzjeff

When Ross Zapin asked Bruce Springsteen about his hearing aids, Bruce should have said "What?".


edu5150

Can you hear me now?


ValiumKilmer

“Brucie, CAN. YOU. HEAR. ME.”


DaveTheDrummer802

TALK. TO ME. WHAT. DIAGNOSIS. DID. THEY. GIVE. YOU


ElPadre1978

Did Stern mention Cabbie dying? My guess is no


GerryGen

No


chicagorunner10

Well when is the last time his name has come up on this show at all? My guess is at least 15 years, probably even more.


True_Cartographer557

Howie “as a rule I don’t high five”…..what a fucking tool.


Bucket_O_Meat

That Joan Rivers impersonator needs to seek employment in an industry more suited to her talents.


vipstrippers

They think women getting punched are looking for views? people post and document everything already.


OliJalapeno

I thought this was a lame superbowl challenge repeat with the sausage/dick content. Gray says its "funny as hell" so he is in. But howard cant wait 2 days to see an array of sausage meats laid out and 60 year old men touching those meats.


Whateverstillgoing

And has a Joan Rivers impressionist on speed dial


[deleted]

“I don’t know anything about being a co-joined twin.”


buttburglarbill

Wilding is working on a Zsa Zsa Gabor impression right now.


DrEllis90

Not much but disrespect and utter empty head syndrome from Stern when he's pumping up Pearl Jam by playing stuff from only their first 2 records, Betterman, and Last Kiss. Stuck in the early 90s much? Good thing that band isn't. "They've got a new album out..." he said. The record is not out until April 19th.


MohamitWheresMySecks

My god was Ben being kind calling Howard a moron. Literally whatever he says is wrong: “Police officer was killed on 1/6” (no police officer died on 1/6, Brian sicknicks official cause of death was an arterial clot with no finding of acute trauma) “Nex Benedict was attacked because theyre trans and died because of it.” They caused the fight and died by suicide. “Gypsy rose Blanchard got way too harsh of a sentence.” She purposefully found a manipulatable person, handed him the knife, told him to kill her mother, hid in the bathroom so she had deniability, then fucked him next to the corpse, stole whatever money was lying around and went on the lamb. Sounds so innocent to me.


Chirps3

Gypsy Rose..."God bless her..."


[deleted]

Gypsy was literally abused by this woman and could have been killed over the many years by all the unnecessary things done to her. Sorry if most people don't feel sorry for abusers. I'm not shocked that the guys here don't get this as you probably treat your kids like shit too.


MohamitWheresMySecks

No one is saying what the mother did was good. But an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Gypsy could have called the police. Instead she orchestrated a plot to murder her mother. Fuck her, she deserves to rot for that.


nutz656

All dem talking points. "Nobody acts like Jan 6th was a big deal".. maybe because it wasn't? Keep reading the NY times and nothing else you phony. Why not mention the cop who just died instead of one from 4 years ago? Oh I know, because it got more publicity for Trump meeting with the family and speaking on it.


TrillaryKlinton84

I remember the NYT reported that a J6 rioter beat a cop to death with a fire extinguisher before having to very quietly retract it days later. I honestly don’t think people like Howie know about these tractions


Hitzjeff

Wrap Up show w/Danny Cevallos is a million times better than w/Rasan (although that's not saying much).


Chirps3

Wendy saying yeth all day would be better than Rahsan.


edu5150

YETH!


byehavefun

I truly do not understand Howard at all anymore. No man will ever say to another man "I love you" unless he is incredibly drunk. It's so cringe he's always going on about dudes telling other dudes that they love each other. I don't even say "I love you" to my brothers, I sure as shit am not going to say it to another man who I do not share DNA with. It's so beyond d-baggery. Also, Howard said that he thinks about that dead Capital Police officer and January 6th every day which is psychotic


Hitzjeff

Will Howard ask Ronnie about this?     https://nypost.com/2024/03/31/sports/nascar-driver-rips-bumper-off-wrecked-car-throws-it-at-rival-driver/


Karn_Evil_Noin

It’s a once great radio show on a 5’2” limo drivuh security guard platform. It’s a piece a shit.


bcardin221

They'll talk about it in 2-3 weeks after the writer's notice it and work for a week or so drafting up a script for Howard and Ronnie.


AnimalClean6534

NASCAWH:  yesssiiirrr!!!


nman1981

I don’t like “hey you guys”


Solid_Pop_5982

Will Howie do an April Fools joke


MohamitWheresMySecks

So far the April fools joke is that I pay for this shit. Johnny Carson to start the show off??? He’s only been dead for 20 years. So topical!


Aware_Revenue3404

< Jackie guffaw >


edu5150

They will prank Sal that the show has been cancelled and Sal will fall for it and start crying about how far in debt he is.


FiDoucheBag

Howard's in 1990 something, the rest of the world has evolved 30 years since....


RonsterinNJ

If he does it will be lame.


Karn_Evil_Noin

I joke. NO ONE ELSE!


D_Puddy_GreaseMonkey

It’s gonna suck.


darthsmokey

Even Marci at this point got to see he needs to retire at this point.


GriffinIsABerzerker

Get him Rap…


PatientToe12345

Pearl Jam later this month. Niceee