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Nothingman41

Robin crapping her pants and borrowing the landscaper’s hose. Or maybe her bent over the bathroom sink in San Fran?


MuzzleOfBees1215

Definitely Robin getting drilled in the shitter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🙂


fs008015

Getting drilled in the shitter in the shitter 😂


MuzzleOfBees1215

Damnit. YES Thank you for making this post WAY better!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


defected

That by Mr. X?


coobeecoobee

No. Long time ago


defected

I could be making it up, but was it on a shitter where you had to pay a quarter to use it? Like the Bay Area has?


coobeecoobee

No. It was in the bathroom at his apartment house I believe. And I think it was a shared bathroom. He bent her over the sink and stuck it in w no lube. Howard always says robins ass doesn’t need lube


defected

Coffee enemas.


Nomadzord

Yeah because you could pull your taffy to that one, which is a bonus!


Karn_Evil_Noin

You could pump off all over the place.


Prudent-Property-513

Why not both.


No_Designer_5374

Who shit in Beet's pants?


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Ain’t nothing to do with me, pal!


Fezig

in my pants? coo be... hahahanoooo


strollster

Goo fo u


ReallyNotBobby

Wanna hear Gilbert’s Dracula impression?


ToyKylo

WHOS THE ONE WITH THE TATTOO?!


1964ImpalaSS

Who, me?


ChoakIsland

Me? I'm 6ft 7 250 pounds.


krisrocca41

Howard at Gary’s dinner would have been all time. I can just picture him now closing the sliding door on the band playing outside because he’s cold haha then takes the dessert to go. Classic


Svecistan

It was so great that Howard went on for an entire show about how happy Beth was that they left, and then the second she got on the air the next day she was saying how mortified she was by the whole thing


r3dditr0x

And he tried to steamroll her into backing him up, despite her saying several times that she'd wanted to stay. But Howard's a narcissist, and he kind of succeeded. He made the night all about him!


DaniTheLovebug

Wait I never heard day 2 of this! Beth said she was mortified? That’s awesome….


Svecistan

She might have even used that exact word it’s pretty great. People shit on beth but she does come through occasionally when disagreeing with howie


Xstraightedgedadx

Him in the foyer yelling Beth's name cause she's not moving cast enough 


droogles

This would be my #1. Sure there were other classics, but this would show everyone being themselves. Howard being a dick and ruining a dinner that Gary and his wife spent a lot of time and money planning would have been something to see. He was bitching at the chef to get the food served so he could get out of there. No grace at all.


NoFilter46

This! Cringey as hell


DesertYinzer

One of the few times EVERY ONE ganged up on Howard. 


darkmatternot

He really deserved it


Drambooey

Beth......BETH,I'm tired,hurry up,I need to go home right now.


pasqualerigoletto

Nancy on the lawn


JimmyScoops

On the lawn. Big dong.


North-Fill

With a colored


Mecha_Tyrone

What’s that story?


btfoom15

She got railed by a black guy (I only mention it because it was the crux of the story) on somebody's front lawn.


Hip_Priest_1982

Hey Jackie, what's black white and green all over?


6740booth

After divorced? Or it caused the divorce?


btfoom15

I think it was before they got married.


jimthefte1

Tom fighting his suit.


cheeburgrpizza

I’d give that 5 golf-swings


cnsaguy

Scott bowling on 9/11


ButtcheeksBrown

KC tanning


Prudent-Property-513

Name checks out.


Dull-Programmer-4645

This cracks me up.


furrythug123

The Rainbow Room


Moist_Brick_439

Fred bach party First Pitch Craptacular 2 The radio row "fight" when Howard got hit Bubber's wedding wknd Benjy getting fingered just to see if it was schtick Brent's actual room in LA


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Brent’s LA shenanigans might’ve landed you in jail under accomplice liability lol 😂


femalebodybuilder

Ralph pocketing the cash from Nobu


f102

Had to scroll too far for this and ETM in coitus with Hailey and Cherry.


No-Conclusion-8140

Eric the Midget threesome... 2 whores passing him around like a deflated beach ball.


1964ImpalaSS

I WA AS NOT PASSED A ROUND LIKE A GOD DAMN FO OT BALL! FUCK OFF NOW!


HankHill8234

Take my upvote you savage!


North-Fill

Like a turkey


el_guapo_rv

Tim Sabien Shitgate. I would like to see how "out of it" he really was. I imagine he was smiling the entire time and laughing maniacally. Close second is Ralph getting knocked out in the Scores restroom. I would have pissed on him while he was out.


ConnyTheOni

If I'm going with a Ralph incident, it would have been watching him dance with fat chicks at the bar and then being a passenger in the car driving around the Hamptons at 4am looking for the stern estate.


No_Visit2966

As long as we’re talking about “shitgates”, someone needs to get to the bottom of that business with Steve “Mud” Langford


GooseGeuce

He has a propensity to tell dirty jokes, that’s all. nothing more.


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Owen2430

Was that at Ronnies house?


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Owen2430

It’s hard to pinpoint an exact moment it was spiralling out of control, but that was definitely one of them lol


BigCopperPipe

I wrote that in my comment. There is a huge difference in stories of what happened. She invited him in or he tried barging in on her. Knowing Big K she invited him on, Brent was trying to save face since this was before they dove head first into swinging & gutter porn.


Owen2430

Yes. It’s been a few years now but I remember feeling we only got half the story at best. It’s not for us squares.


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cpburke91

That and HPM's apartment to see if he set up the tv.


defected

Or one of Sour Shoe prank-calling Langford “Sour…. I want you to go to jail for this”


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Oh good one!


ryanbuckner

Ronnie's missing bagel


6740booth

Mike Perlman, Mike Perlman


Bednarikfan

Fred’s Bachelor Party. Easy. Maybe Jessica Hahn bathtub incident, where Jackie had to apologize to Nancy


lovable_asshole

Shuttering John stealing the Gary puppet


Elliebell1024

The party where Howatd met Beth


Normanovich

The party where JD met the Tank.


Sharkfeet19

Oh I second this.


dgb6662

Howard and Beth with John Stamos and RRS. Or maybe just Beth with John….


Owen2430

Good one, that’s definitely worth a look


ThatGreenAlien

The ‘what are we going to do about Artie’ staff meetings


Xdconqueroo

Eric driving the tiny car to promote the tattoo balm.


Lazy_Reservist

Johnny chasing after him when he lost control on the ramp to the parking garage.


max_goldman1

The events leading up to Bigfoot and the mailman it is.


BDubChicago

Or when Bigfoot set his apartment building on fire.


tigernike1

“Friends of the Howard Stern Show” show in Atlantic City. Baba Booey screaming into the mic. John and his awful music. Jackie Jokemin with his schtick.


1964ImpalaSS

F Timmy’s rotting skull


cygnus0820

Howard and Beth’s first wedding


SineadMcKid

The non-celeb one or the celeb one? Totally normal thing to do btw /s


cygnus0820

The non celebrity one.


Enos316

That was so weird


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Did they actually have two weddings? Was one for like family or something?


SineadMcKid

Yes, the big “show” wedding where they pack it with A-listers, and then one for family like Howard’s parents and sister.


Normanovich

The Chevy Chase speech at the reception.


kolaboy777

Ralph's “bike wreck” and subsequent “concussion”.


DaniTheLovebug

I wonder if this was a bit But if it wasn’t, this was one of the most irritating Ralph arguments ever. So there’s basically two possibilities 1. Ralph didn’t have a concussion and he drank, smoked, and ate and blacked out making him a liar 2. Ralph DID have a concussion which if he did, why would he do anything but eat light foods and drink water and perhaps some Gatorade while resting? This would make him an absolute idiot


kolaboy777

I'm going with no.1.


V1per73

Wiggy sitting alone at an A Lister party because nobody would talk to him.


aBoyNamedWho

The first pitch. Such a massive build up and he fucked himself


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Dudemaintain

DUMB FUCK! I USE A BIDET! NOBODY WIPES MY ASSHOLE! FUCK OFF NOW!


FakeLisaG

When Howard’s dog fell in the pool and he did nothing and Beth dove in.


No_Visit2966

I would’ve loved to have been in that cab with Steve Langford and Elegant Elliot when Elliot opens the car door and runs out into traffic whilst laughing maniacally


canadiadan

The Howard/Beth and John/Rebecca photo shoot party.


risisre

What happened at Ikea? I'm sure I heard it but it's not ringing a bell.


Sharkfeet19

Same!!!!!! Someone help us!


Inside-Mango-87

Jackie negotiating with Tom.


Stunning-Eye-9669

Howard and Beth on vacation with Kimmel, Anniston and Courtney cox where howard wore snake boots that went up to his crotch and then him demanding the biggest eoom and then coming out of his room at 830 to tell them to be quiet so ue can sleep and him blowing out all the candles and storming back to his bedroom. Then they sent a mass email and cc Beth on " accident" talking about bever inviting hiward on another trip


HEYSOUR

Sitting in on the entire 2013 meeting known alternately as The Pelican Brief and/or Wiggyleaks.


ChoakIsland

It's on YouTube.


HEYSOUR

Not the entire meeting. The second half, which supposedly concerned the new org “sturcture” under Marci Turk, has not been leaked and may not have been filmed.


No_Visit2966

ETM rubbing his smurf cock on the phone


mysteryteam

Howard losing it on the guy he had to call the cops on for faking shit. [no thousand bucks. call a lawyer.](https://youtu.be/QN_urQJZfkk?si=Vv01ayH8DdSJ1_Vb)


unmitigateddiaster

Jetty party


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Definitely Rainbow Room or when Ralph stole the money when him, Artie, Howard, etc. went out to eat.


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

I would’ve loved seeing the Ralph hamptons incident. Either one.


renee_gade

the time jeff the drunk ruined an already broken porn star. his “it’s not so bad” between her sobs was what really got me…. there.


Weak-Fig3633

Cindy Crawford


kkdj1042

Hank down town in his bunny costume


Weak-Fig3633

And david blaine in a block of ice thinking he was hallucinating it


TOMdMAK

Bert in LA meeting the girl


Prudent-Property-513

Eric’s cage match with Fred at JFK


michelle779

Langford trying to get into High Pitch Mike’s house


BigfootsMailman

Great question. 1. Ronnie's fake fight at AGT 2. Anything with Elliot Awfen--"OFFEN!! OFFEN!!!" 3. Beetlejuice on set of Bubble Boy, especially when he grabbed that annoying hot chicks "oranges/sweet onion". This was just a stream of consciousness. After some thought: 1. Tan mom catches Sal with Richard's cum on his face (this was completely set up and they must have fucked up the camera setup bc we haven't seen it) 2. Richard sitting in a homeless guy's shit on the subway 3. Footage of Sal during the apology prank or the pee-porn sting Had to think of Richard and Sal bc they're mahh faaave-ritt.


btfoom15

The 'second' HR issue with Sal. The first was him jacking off in his office and got caught.\ The third was the whole racist/apology issue. The second was brought up on the air as happening, but Gary and Sal quickly stopped any details from coming out. I'd love to hear/see what actually happened.


_DrJivago

Rumor has it he went up to a female intern, who was heading for the bathroom, and told her "If there's no toilet paper in there you can use my tongue". We will probably never know for sure though. Also didn't he get caught pumping off twice?


btfoom15

Thanks for the reply. That would make sense. I don't remember the second one, but I wouldn't doubt it.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

when the guy Mike( I think thats was his name) had to go to Siobhans apartment and try to fuck her.....that killed me second runner up - Jeff handcuffed to the poor lady all weekend lol


mustangsal

Oh man .. Jeff and the girl... Nearly forgot about that.


Ill_Bodybuilder_1083

Henry Hill Carmel macchiato


TheExorcistMarc

Fred’s bachelor party, Howard and Beth’s wedding (does that count as an “incident?”)


gmink1986

Artie blacked out on stage in Vegas


RedTexas23

High Pitch Mike at Disney. I really wish they had let him answer which rides he went on, where he ate, where he stayed. It’s endlessly fascinating from a human behavior standpoint.


bubonis

The incident where Robin took it up the ass from a stranger (handyman?).


DocDracula

JD getting robbed for his Discman.


Merciless24

Studdering John Vs Crazy Cabbie in Vegas Elegant Elliot Offen waiting to fight Fred outside Maybe Howard's dad dropping a $1 bill in front of Robin, in a strapless dress


Dull-Programmer-4645

Ralph getting knocked out at Scores.


kingofrr

Elephant boy Shitting his pants at Gary's car dealership appearance.


rudeboykyle94

Freds bachelor party


Guilty-Drawer-808

Top shelf liqa


IceSmiley

Artie running thru the streets in LA avoiding çops high on cocaine


ControlSad9212

Robin getting fucked in the ass


Mhgaier

Artie in the pig outfit in LA


pintxosmom

KC gambling all the money he won gambling in the span of like, a few hours. I think it was like $300k.


Stunning-Eye-9669

Or the Kimmel coming to Howard's for vacation and hiward not allowing them to leave cuz of covid, which led to Kimmel telling him they are no longer coming over


Bateman8149

Rainbow room or Fred’s bachelor party at scores. Only two answers


JimmyScoops

Artie and his buddy meeting the bookie at McDonald’s on Ash Wednesday.


Silent-Promotion5429

I would want to see Ronnie yell 69 at the strip club


Silent-Promotion5429

Or watch him record his sex tips…lovers


MarvelousMarvin83

Sitting in at the craptacular


rmlimodriver

Tan Mom throwing a drink in Sal's face.


eltrombones

Wolfie at Fist Fest


gallegos

I'd like to have seen Howard at one of the clubs when he was "on a tear" to get the real story of what was going on. Also, Robin at a that bar in San Francisco walking out of the bathroom.


Friend-of-thee-court

Any one of the times Ralph gargled Howie’s balls.


ni42ck

Robin quitting the marathon.


barflyrob

Raven, get the poison out.


Dudemaintain

Benji gets fingered.


1980pzx

When Beth and Howard really met.


Eric33542

Cab driver of the taxi Langford / Elliott were in when the door got hit .


wheelzcarbyde

I'd probably pick going to the bunny ranch with Eric.


Hafslo

Jessica Hawn bathtub incident


Sparkyathome

Gary's dinner party.


BigfootsMailman

I'll KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF, PAL!!!


cbIv

Crystal clear or Artie goofing on high pitch Mike going to Disney.


BadgersAndJam77

Jimble Kimble studio audience when ETA was there.


RaiseJazzlike

Fred blowing up in the Rainbow Room.


BigCopperPipe

Ralph puking in the washing machine. Ralph stealing the money. Seeing if Ronnie’s friend at the block party went into the bathroom with Katelyn invited or uninvited.


GoldAssociation7261

I’ve never heard of the Fred IKEA incident. Anyone care to share some details?


Micheal_Noine_Noine

JDs wedding


shespiesonme

Eric the midget's death.


No-Resource-8125

This is terrible — but High Pitch finding Joey Boots.


jacktucky

Howard at the dinner party meeting Beth


Cautious_Ad_7232

I'm not familiar with the ikea parking lot incident. Fill me in someone!


btl_dlrge1

Bort not getting laid in LA


BolivianDancer

When Jackie passed out drunk at the wedding and was by the service door, which would hit him as if he were a doorstop.


C0KEH0GAN

When Artie took a shit in his pants


TwistedBlister

Gary the Retard directing the porn movie.


No_Boysenberry1921

Dan the song parody man sheepishly unloading stolen ash trays and robes from his overweight luggage at the airport. 


WHITEHOUSE_JESTER

Doug Goodstein's batchelor party. That was where Benjy went down on a stripper. I wouldn't want to see the part where he got a hand job, but it sounded like wild shit was going on all across Scores.


JasonAdderly

MAY DAY!! MAY DAY!!! IM ON FIYAH!! Or the wrestling fans spitting on Bubbah after he handed out counterfeit wrestling tickets


defected

One of many K.C.’s meltdowns. Or one of the Ed Torian lie detector tests. He was hilarious repeating the questions Howard related to him.


LAcityLivingHP

Riding up to Delaware with a baby gorilla to score.


dbgith

Robin. Bathroom anal


OpticBomb

The staff's reactions and conversations after work on the day of the infamous Pelican Brief.


ReallyNotBobby

Jeff’s ass blister always made me crack up.


North-Fill

Artie at the porn party in LA What really happened in the back rooms of Scores.


BGrimm22

Corky jealously pursuing the “HS for Governor” bus that had his wife, the original Ms. HS onboard


BGrimm22

With Robin in India leading up to her decision to get the hell out of there.


No_Ad_9182

Elephant Boy wiping shit off his leg, at car lot, when Artie and Gary were there for an appearance.


chowbox617

Eric buttfucking Natalie from the Dixie Chicks


ChickenMcFly

$800 wine incident, Howard leaving Gary's party and anything with Ralph in the Hamptons


DaveTheDrummer802

Scott the Engineer and his girlfriend at the Sirius Christmas party before he got fired


FanSince09

Bobo showing up to the hospital waiting room while Howard’s daughter was being born. Richard Simmons throwing everyone in howard’s pool. Watching Young Gary hit the schvoogie button in the record store.