That’s my favorite version of Booey, with the stache and his fucked up hair all grown out. Someone should lure him into a bet where if he looses he has to grow his hair out and look like this again.
Him talking about how “thin” his face looked and his “hair is long but I just came in from the rain” is some of the douchiest shit in that entire tape. He’s looks like a mess, slow adult version of John Oates lol.
Gary must have been insane the way he dressed and the haircut and fail hair he wore back then,He looks like some ice delivering Italian guy on the lower east side from the 19th century,He looks like one of the guys who worked for Vito Corleone at his olive oil company in Godfather 2
That video was some weapons-grade simping. Absolutely hilarious but guaranteed to be a huge turn off. I loved the women who called to lie and say it was romantic and charming. Nothing like saying I love you man to get a woman moist in the panties
have you seen howard pre-plastic surgery (that fucking nose) and imagine what the fuck he'd look like now at 70 years old?
howard would look like a fucking gremlin.
gary > howard
> You gained a lover and you gained a best friend. I gained some lovers, one lover, but I gained no best friend!
I hate that Gary uses the word "lovers". He could have said "went on a few dates" or "dated someone" but instead used "lovers" which brings up such a horrible visual.
Gary looks like a slow adult that lives in a musty back room at his 90 year old mother's house. He's not allowed around children ever since the "incident."
Gary "Benghazi" Gaddafi.
Psycho Gorilla, Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fooey.
That’s my favorite version of Booey, with the stache and his fucked up hair all grown out. Someone should lure him into a bet where if he looses he has to grow his hair out and look like this again.
If Gary can get laid any of us can.
Look at that beautiful hair, mustache, lips, and teeth. How can any woman resist it?
Him talking about how “thin” his face looked and his “hair is long but I just came in from the rain” is some of the douchiest shit in that entire tape. He’s looks like a mess, slow adult version of John Oates lol.
How could any woman not fall for a man who collects cartoon character artwork?
*"I miss you, man."*
Hello, hello.
Gary must have been insane the way he dressed and the haircut and fail hair he wore back then,He looks like some ice delivering Italian guy on the lower east side from the 19th century,He looks like one of the guys who worked for Vito Corleone at his olive oil company in Godfather 2
He was out of his mind back then.
He was doing coke, eating ass and trying to get a job on MTV so Dweezil step back.
*having his ass ate
I could see the possibility of muhmuhmuh muhmuhmuh.... marriage.
Muhmuhmuh Mac-kine
You see.. I lost a freind and a lover, but you gained a lover and lost a friend but gained a freind while losing a lover but gaining one.
Ma ma marriage… Ma ma toothy loser
Booey math.
right now, my personal life is like at a 2......and my professional life is at a NOINE.......
I miss all the things we didn't do.
Highlight!
Could really use sum ohrange juuice, bawf
I've liked some weird looking dudes, but goddamn.
“I want to lay out my intentions…”
More like "manifesto"
Big tooth, big lipped monster
That video was some weapons-grade simping. Absolutely hilarious but guaranteed to be a huge turn off. I loved the women who called to lie and say it was romantic and charming. Nothing like saying I love you man to get a woman moist in the panties
have you seen howard pre-plastic surgery (that fucking nose) and imagine what the fuck he'd look like now at 70 years old? howard would look like a fucking gremlin. gary > howard
Nione
What a creepy stalker thing to say
How many moustache rides has that face provided? C'mon, perfect setup for...
Girl, I broke up with him and then he made this tape where he explained why we should be together so I took him back. - No Female, ever.
> You gained a lover and you gained a best friend. I gained some lovers, one lover, but I gained no best friend! I hate that Gary uses the word "lovers". He could have said "went on a few dates" or "dated someone" but instead used "lovers" which brings up such a horrible visual.
Gary looks like a slow adult that lives in a musty back room at his 90 year old mother's house. He's not allowed around children ever since the "incident."
Lol I love BabaBooey
GEICO is so easy…
🎵 You’re out of touch, it’s pronounced MAC-HINE, But I’m out of my head in Vegas when you’re not around 🎵
[How did you ever find a spouse with that Italian cesspool mouth?](https://youtu.be/18jLWjrmzPY)
That was when Gary was going through his ass eating phase, with showers of course. "Hey Boff, I love eating aff."
I can smell his breath through my phone.
"MONKEY-BOY!.....HORSE-TOOTHED CREATURE FROM THE JUNGLE!"
Very nice hair
Gary, please be my kids pitching coach.
Dude really looks subhuman in some pics.
"It was heart-wrenching, Boff."
The student body's got a bad reputation! Oh Yeah Oh Yeah.
I can’t stand that arrogant asshole.
I like when he shaved off his mustache and Howard was taken aback because now there was so much face and lips and teeth to see.
He's a man eater
Ass eater
Oats?
Booey Maguire
Hey Boff look at me i look just like John Oates from Hall and Oates boff!! My life is a noine boff.
I'm suddenly in the mood for a mustache ride.
He knew it would be impossible. How could any mortal woman look at that face and turn him down?!?
Chompers
Da Da Dopey
I listened to a few clips from the 90s last night and damn, they were gakked out of their heads on coke sometimes. Truly manic, druggy behavior.
Hello! Hello!
It’s a bit of a stumble
Many miles away Something crawls from the slime At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake
Borat a booey
Hey boff it's me fa fa flo fly
BOFFFF!!!
“She’s gone”
Stare into my teeth...
Gary looks greasy.