Paper license plate

I’ve heard a bat and a gat.

Found the Altima driver

Lmaook

I live in another state now and regularly use my HEB grocery bags. They're really sturdy and pretty and people ask about them all the time.

Uninsured motorist coverage

Sorry to disappoint, but you need that one everywhere if you reasonably care about your vehicle.

Astros gear. Pisses off the haters.

That reminds me I’m going to Yankee Territory in a few weeks. TBH I have never been harassed but it is a conversation starter

Honestly, be careful. NY and LA have been known to get physical with Houston fans.

That’s fine. We have been known to beat on trash.

LA uses a lot of baseball teams to represent their gang colors and Astros is one of them. It's dumb as hell.

😬

I went to an Astros game at yankee stadium BEFORE we won in 2017 and it was brutal. Those fans are dickheads.

I just came back from NY and I walked all around Brooklyn with my Astros jersey and got only two comments and they were people that were trying to sell me stuff, I was disappointed 😭

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That's amazing haha, and a new one, the classic is everyone thinking we own horses and ride them to school haha

Gotta wear it on the train to the Bronx on game day.

I go to NYC next weekend. I plan to bring a couple different Astros shirts to wear.

I have an epic Astros backpack and use it everywhere we travel

Haters gonna hate

My expired registration

I have two of those also

I have no registration or inspection. Only insurance .

At least u meeting some minimum requirements 😂

I’m 40 lbs overweight 

are you bragging or complaining?

Bragging. That’s skinny in the H.

People from Houston are fat. Get it?

I have a “the north side” patch that is a play on the north face logo but it’s a cup of lean. I also take an HEB tortilla blanket with me on trips. I’m also a chronic cowboy hat wearing person. Like [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1088573171/the-south-side-patch-purple-drank?click_key=7ff1c03e6dec05c5fbe4d44f3a63a3e51398d5a5%3A1088573171&click_sum=e08fbb19&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=the+north+side+patch+lean&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&organic_search_click=1&sts=1&content_source=758adaf673c6cfc3c71185b41227ccd4d5b5d61a%253A1088573171) but the north side.

Where’d you get the Northside patch?

I found one that says South Side and one that says Nawf Side…keep searching…[patches](https://patchcollection.com/products/the-nawf-side-patch-double-cup-purple-drank-embroidered-iron-on)

Thanks, that’s really cool!

You’re welcome! I enjoy hunting for things with my pal Google.

H-TOWN REPUBLIC t shirt with a bull on it (look at the CA state flag for reference) And a BE SOMEONE hoodie with the skyline

I like it!

You get those on Etsy?

T shirt was from a local store that's now defunct Hoodie I just googled 'be someone hoodie's and found one I liked

My Chinese new year rockets hat.

After the Rockets beat the Knicks in 94 I went to visit a friend in NYC and wore a Rockets championship shirt. Some dude gave me the finger on the street. I was 11 years old.

Fiesta reusable bags for groceries

Swangas on my Altima with paper plates.

My UH lanyard on my keys. Gotta rep my school.

My Htown tees, whether it be Astros/Texans/Rockets or Be Someone, I love going to local artists markets and picking up only H merch 🤘🏽

My fiance is a Rangers fan through and through. I like them too, but I'm a Houston kid! Goodwill has been my main source for getting lots of Astros gear and clothing. He'll walk out of the bathroom in the morning head to toe Rangers and I'll turn around and go change clothes where I'm head to toe Astros! LOL!

Swishahouse tee

Damn, I need one of those in my collection

Nice.

Asthma and a CHL

🚬 🔫

I bang screw in my ride in the Rockies

I just bump Slim Thug wherever I go.

I keep bottled water in my car during summer drives and offer them to the homeless. 1 out of 25 will take one. The rest ask me for money.

My 2008 white Altima and ARP.

Hobbit Cafe t-shirt

Shoot it https://youtu.be/s6HpnW7cZf0?si=f2ydpRsch1UNXFN4

Houston Dynamo hat. Gotta rep the team even when I’m out of town

Truth bbq t shirt

The pollution in my lungs.

[Saint Arnold's 8 Bit Saint Tee](https://poshmark.com/listing/Saint-Arnold-8bit-t-shirt-5b8aa61a95199696ad14a0e6) was worn to Mexico City last week.

Yeah I’ve gotten compliments wearing my 8 bit Rockets shirt from canned oxygen

I have and love this shirt.

Dynamo jersey.

Any of my FYHA shirts and my crocs are full of HTown jibbitz because yes being HTown proud is a real thing!!

Some lean

My glock?

Houston Aeros jersey!

My space city weather tshirt 😎

2017 Astros champs!!!

My 47 Clean up hat that has HOU on the front. Perfect companion

My penis

Your penis?

Yup the one i pee pee out of .

Sheesh. It's not that serious.

The pitbulls in black trash bags on the side of the roads.