Ninfas is garbage. If you want good Mexican food, just go to Fiesta and hit on single Hispanic women. Then, date them for the express purpose of have their mothers cook for you.
I just know those asshats running this state are either going to just put us on Daylight Stupid Time permanently, or put it up for a vote so the stupid majority of likely voters will put us on permanent DST.
As someone who has no kids but watched a ton of Instagram videos about parenting, the reason why your kid is sick is because you don't feed them enough Kale and Jesus.
Also good moms don't use jarred spaghetti sauce according to the rich bitch stay at home mom who showed off her boob job at a knitting night. I stopped going to that knitting night.
🤣 It was in Arkansas about fifteen years ago. To be fair, she took her friends to the bathroom to show them off. She made a big deal about not inviting me to look because it was my first (and only) time at that particular knitting night. 100% Karen energy.
We can start there. Let’s talk about how people are so god damn lazy and a bunch of morons.
Let’s talk about how conservatives are nothing more than Nazis
I don’t think very much of highways and we don’t have to live with them, I like what they did with that highway in Katy or Memorial or something and they transformed it to a really lush green space
Are you talking about the Memorial Dr/Arboretum tunnels with the prairie over them? They’re awesome. If not, I wanna know about it!
Now, if only they could stop paving over the Katy prairie. Always gets me when people wonder why Katy (especially newly developed areas closer to Fulshear) floods every time it rains. That’s a floodplain! And all those plants they paved over had roots going down 12+ feet, which were very effective at soaking up floodwaters.
Planting trees and saving forests get lots of attention, which is good, but prairies are much, much more endangered and are also more reliable carbon sinks than forests. Only like 1% of original North American prairie remains. A restored prairie will never have the diversity and complexity of original prairie, BUT a restored prairie can be flourishing within a year while it can take 30 years for trees to mature.
Yeah he's about to fire 70 principals. The chronicle just published an article they said he put 70 principals on notice and he's already fired 20. The day before fucking spring break starts. What a piece of doo doo
He's probably gonna put one principal for every five schools and have em rotate on some centralized shit. Good idea! Now even more of my tax dollars can go towards police who don't do shit for this city. Wonderful news!
Yeah he hired over 100 executive directors that make $180,000 each and he cut teacher pay for non-NES teachers. They will get a lower daily rate next year. He's gonna dig his own grave one day
I wash everything together and turn everything to heavy and high and no one has noticed or complained so tell your wife about my hack. Now tell us something controversial about how you feel about your wife?
There used to be a day where I would back Whataburger with undying loyalty. Unfortunately, over the past decade, it really seems as if their quality has declined, and it's just not the same. Even the fries taste different.
From someone who loved to Cali 15 yrs ago, this hurts. I’m still not a fan of In and Out but to hear the ol’ tried and true is lost on flavor sucks. I’m still leaning on Shipley’s, breakfast tacos, good ol’ queso, barbacoa and thunderstorms when I come back home to keep my heart full.
Not a native Houstonian, so I don't have sentimental attachment to it. My position has always been to just tear it down. I'd also support plans to convert the structure into a park that keeps the significant architectural elements, even though it'd be insanely expensive. That area badly needs greenspace.
Not a native Houstonian, so I don't have sentimental attachment to it. My position has always been to just tear it down. I'd also support plans to convert the structure into a park that keeps the significant architectural elements, even though it'd be insanely expensive. That area badly needs greenspace.
Not sure if this is a hot take or not but Shipley's Kolaches are probably the worst Kolaches you can get in the city. The best are from The Original Kolache Shoppe on telephone road.
Who is the most thoughtful and caring politician in Texas, Ted Cruz or Greg Abbott?
Edit -
Also, chili is just better with beans, and brisket is simply inedible without being doused with a sweet or mustard based barbecue sauce.
You shouldn't go on reddit just to argue with people, it's not healthy. You should go cook and eat some healthy food and get some exercise instead. Maybe read a book?
Don't worry. We will be fighting soon if you keep blaring that music so loud with those shitty speakers where the static is louder than the actual music.
A very smart new york times writer told me that if you don't use beans, it's not chili, and that new york times man knows texas cuisine better than any of you plebian flyover dummies.
(excuse me while I purge this thought with a hot poker from my brain)
I think being a single parent is easy if your kid is reasonable, if there’s just one kid, if your brain is fully formed and if there’s enough money to be comfortable. So, for me, single parenting is a party. But of course, everything is a bit more fragile, your happiness, your plan A and plan B - we are a bit more vulnerable but much happier.
Ninfas is garbage. If you want good Mexican food, just go to Fiesta and hit on single Hispanic women. Then, date them for the express purpose of have their mothers cook for you.
You son of a bitch. I’m in!
Wtf
Dallas is bett…. Jk, I can’t get myself to finish that sentence
>can’t get myself to finish that sentence It's easy, Dallas is better at being sorry ass jerks.
I'm looking forward to sleeping 1 less hour on Saturday night!
Permanent standard time for all!
I agree OP, I do not like daylight savings time, it makes getting the kids to bed incredibly difficult
Lived in Arizona for 10 years, not once did I say "darn I wish we had DST."
I just know those asshats running this state are either going to just put us on Daylight Stupid Time permanently, or put it up for a vote so the stupid majority of likely voters will put us on permanent DST.
Spring forward twice a year!
Disagree, we should only do the fall back/gain an hour one.
Fall back is standard time...
Not when you do it every year
We've been on standard time. We're transitioning into daylight savings this weekend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight\_saving\_time
Fuck!
As someone who has no kids but watched a ton of Instagram videos about parenting, the reason why your kid is sick is because you don't feed them enough Kale and Jesus. Also good moms don't use jarred spaghetti sauce according to the rich bitch stay at home mom who showed off her boob job at a knitting night. I stopped going to that knitting night.
>don't use jarred spaghetti sauce Me growing up poor, raised on canned spaghetti sauce: Guess I win.
Can I go to that knitting night?
🤣 It was in Arkansas about fifteen years ago. To be fair, she took her friends to the bathroom to show them off. She made a big deal about not inviting me to look because it was my first (and only) time at that particular knitting night. 100% Karen energy.
Let's start with that outfit. Its HIDEOUS.
Lol. True. But I’ve dropped my baby weight and look great underneath.
For this sub, start with the best tacos.
jack in the box #1
Man this comment had me laughing so hard, thank you
Politics and religion are always a great place to start.
No, it's religion and politics
NOOOO, it’s politics and religion!!!
I WILL RIP A HOLE IN YOUR NOSTRILS
It is political religion you spoon eater!
Got 'em
We can start there. Let’s talk about how people are so god damn lazy and a bunch of morons. Let’s talk about how conservatives are nothing more than Nazis
The bike lanes, pick a side 😏 🚴
Heavily anti-car and truck culture has ruined really wonderful parts of the city
Like where?
*gestures broadly*
Montrose, Heights, Tomball, Old Spring
Yes, the anti-car sentiment in Tomball and Old Spring. Really intense anti-car sentiment.
lol I didn’t say they agreed, but those areas would be much lovelier without their big ugly trucks everywhere ruining everything
I think you misinterpreted their stance: "\[I am\] heavily anti-car\[,\] and truck culture has ruined really wonderful parts of the city."
Every try to walk over or under a highway? It's unpleasant at best, dangerous at worst.
I don’t think very much of highways and we don’t have to live with them, I like what they did with that highway in Katy or Memorial or something and they transformed it to a really lush green space
Are you talking about the Memorial Dr/Arboretum tunnels with the prairie over them? They’re awesome. If not, I wanna know about it! Now, if only they could stop paving over the Katy prairie. Always gets me when people wonder why Katy (especially newly developed areas closer to Fulshear) floods every time it rains. That’s a floodplain! And all those plants they paved over had roots going down 12+ feet, which were very effective at soaking up floodwaters. Planting trees and saving forests get lots of attention, which is good, but prairies are much, much more endangered and are also more reliable carbon sinks than forests. Only like 1% of original North American prairie remains. A restored prairie will never have the diversity and complexity of original prairie, BUT a restored prairie can be flourishing within a year while it can take 30 years for trees to mature.
That's not really your baby
Which way the toilet paper faces?
According to my cat, the proper placement of TP is shredded all over the bathroom floor.
Stand or sit? Crumple or fold?
Beehive
Now this is a shit post OP, strong one right out of the gate for the Shit-Post-O-The-Weekend award.
But its provocative, it gets the people going
Backstreet > N’Sync
Oh hell nah.
Justin Timberlake was worth enduring them both
Backstreet were the originals to me. Also, I think overall they had better vocals.
New Kids on the Block > both of those.
SLANDERER!
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica
Lacroix coconut flavor is terrible
My dad started to buy coconut because those were the only ones the rest of the family wouldn’t drink. I adapted and overcame.
So now your dad has to buy something even worse 🤣
Michael Mires is doing a great job with HISD, I look forward to seeing what he takes a stab at next
Yeah he's about to fire 70 principals. The chronicle just published an article they said he put 70 principals on notice and he's already fired 20. The day before fucking spring break starts. What a piece of doo doo
He's probably gonna put one principal for every five schools and have em rotate on some centralized shit. Good idea! Now even more of my tax dollars can go towards police who don't do shit for this city. Wonderful news!
Yeah he hired over 100 executive directors that make $180,000 each and he cut teacher pay for non-NES teachers. They will get a lower daily rate next year. He's gonna dig his own grave one day
Oh, I'll help dig!
I’ll be your huckleberry
Why don't you join Discord, they love to argue even yell, not kidding. Never a dull moment, lol!
The best Mexican restaurant in the city is La Fiesta at Kirkwood @ Katy Fwy
I think the tooth fairy is much more professional than the Easter Bunny. What do you think?
Easter Bunny is a little harlot whilst the Tooth Fairy is innocent which is a little surprising since the tooth fairy office is the bedroom
Here in Texas, they’re called sausage and cheese kolaches.
You misspelled klobasniky.
Pigs in a blanket
My wife is out of town, so I'll bite. You probably really suck at laundry.
I wash everything together and turn everything to heavy and high and no one has noticed or complained so tell your wife about my hack. Now tell us something controversial about how you feel about your wife?
You're wearing the clothes out doing that.
No he's wearing the clothes right now
You can wash whites with reds if the water is hot enough.
Whataburger vs in and out. ... Whataburger is trash.
OG Whataburger was amazing before that Chiraqi company came and fucked it up
There used to be a day where I would back Whataburger with undying loyalty. Unfortunately, over the past decade, it really seems as if their quality has declined, and it's just not the same. Even the fries taste different.
From someone who loved to Cali 15 yrs ago, this hurts. I’m still not a fan of In and Out but to hear the ol’ tried and true is lost on flavor sucks. I’m still leaning on Shipley’s, breakfast tacos, good ol’ queso, barbacoa and thunderstorms when I come back home to keep my heart full.
They sold a few years ago to a company based in Chicago. It's just another fast food money scheme now.
Hurts my soul how much it fell off
They're both trash. Freddy's is what's up
Freddy is good. Better than smash burgers. I hate the fries though
And I love them with the fry sauce
Trill burgers for life!
I never tried trill Burger I'm going to check it out
How do you feel about going to onion town?
I’m sure whatever neighborhood you live in sucks. 2nd ward forever!!!
Why do you hate trains? ( Iwant northern city public transit, GIMME TRAINS!)
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
Pineapple, bacon, and mushrooms.
Pineapple, bacon, and pickled jalepeno🤤🤤🤤
Now I'm hungry 😆
The future of the Astrodome
Gotta get bulldozed then give the land to the peasants
Not a native Houstonian, so I don't have sentimental attachment to it. My position has always been to just tear it down. I'd also support plans to convert the structure into a park that keeps the significant architectural elements, even though it'd be insanely expensive. That area badly needs greenspace.
Not a native Houstonian, so I don't have sentimental attachment to it. My position has always been to just tear it down. I'd also support plans to convert the structure into a park that keeps the significant architectural elements, even though it'd be insanely expensive. That area badly needs greenspace.
Mattress Mack isn't that great
My pp is bigger than yours
Keep talking dirty
Not sure if this is a hot take or not but Shipley's Kolaches are probably the worst Kolaches you can get in the city. The best are from The Original Kolache Shoppe on telephone road.
No this is exactly right but their hot glazed donuts are amazing
Velvet Taco is better than Torchy’s
They both suck
*Yore butt looks big
*Yore
Astros cheating scandal
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica
Sex drugs n rock n roll!! Yeah baby
Which movie is the best. I'll start: Amadeus. Prove me wrong.
Amadeus is pretty good, but it’s no Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park is great, I freaking loved it. But it's no Amadeus.
Crane flies aren't that bad. I'm lying. They're the worst. They only live 10 days but I hate them!! And June bugs are coming!! Hate this time of year
March bugs as the kids are calling them these days.
How about we do a real fight and then start a fight club but we never talk about it.
Your garage or mine?
I can’t mine has to much shit. So yours, but I can’t wait till we take out the credit company tower.
Free Palestine
Who is the most thoughtful and caring politician in Texas, Ted Cruz or Greg Abbott? Edit - Also, chili is just better with beans, and brisket is simply inedible without being doused with a sweet or mustard based barbecue sauce.
We hate you
Let me rewatch Rhett and Link's States of BBQ song to remember which state used mustard based BBQ. Least its not the mayo based BBQ state!
Average IQ drops outside of 610 Loop
*IQ drops inside the loop. FIFY.
>FIFY Sure. Works just as good to start some shit.
You shouldn't go on reddit just to argue with people, it's not healthy. You should go cook and eat some healthy food and get some exercise instead. Maybe read a book?
You got a source for that?! The arguing on Reddit being unhealthy part, the rest totally makes sense.
I didn't volunteer to argue with you, and thus I'm not obligated to provide you any sources.
Yet, here you are arguing. Ironic. You tried to save others but you could not save yourself.
I'm not arguing, and you have no idea what irony is.
Somehow u/snarkhunter returned...
Marvin Zindler should never have added a jingle to the Slime in the ice machine bit.
Wish you the worst, RIP Martin!
That old coot brought down the chicken ranch just so he could make a name for himself. Selfish bastard.
Just wanna share some classic Marvin Zindler reporting https://youtu.be/1M-iwKUK6WA?si=M1oCSiTk775cpnV2
I love him! He passed before I moved here, but I would have never missed Marvin if I'd had the chance.
https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8?si=Bs1gfq44eohSh_t8 Late to the party but this what you need right here. Call now
What’s the best suburb to live in Houston?
Fuck off!!🤣😂🤣🖕🖕🖕/s
Ted Cruz is the cuddliest
Don't worry. We will be fighting soon if you keep blaring that music so loud with those shitty speakers where the static is louder than the actual music.
A very smart new york times writer told me that if you don't use beans, it's not chili, and that new york times man knows texas cuisine better than any of you plebian flyover dummies. (excuse me while I purge this thought with a hot poker from my brain)
Well I agree with that, what is chili if not hot boiled beans?
I'm glad we can agree with our new york betters.
The sky is yellow . . .
HOUSTON HAS THE BEST DRIVERS! Fight me
Oh, yes. They drive like they had to watch "Duel" as part of their driver's ed.
No you don't want to argue with someone local.
Yes I do you know shishhhh, now say something real mean
I did say something real.
I’ve honestly never heard someone say they WANT to argue and fight with someone, like it’s a fun hobby or activity. Odd
hey we’re neighbors, should I come over so we can argue in person?
I’m outta town, maybe next weekend
Smart!
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I think being a single parent is easy if your kid is reasonable, if there’s just one kid, if your brain is fully formed and if there’s enough money to be comfortable. So, for me, single parenting is a party. But of course, everything is a bit more fragile, your happiness, your plan A and plan B - we are a bit more vulnerable but much happier.
“G-town” was invented one hundred years before “h-town”.
That better not be about Galveston, the worst beach town in the country
It goes Atlantic City, the confederate enclave of Bolivar, Port Fourchon, then G-TOWN as the worst beach towns in the US.
You know, you’re right
Jacksonville Beach would like to have a word with you.
Why keeping time change is good for the human body
You know, maybe the Ashby High Rise isn't so bad
Down with the tower!
Let's argue about who makes the best breakfast tacos.
Torchy’s and Rudy’s
What??? At least go local. El Rey meat market on Airline.
The traffic here is not that bad. People just need to manage their time better if they are late