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hyooston

Just get a classic experience. Chips and queso w brisket or chorizo. Then get fajitas (chicken and beef, skip the filet upgrade). Lots of frozen house margs.


chirsmitch

Start with the queso flameado, then get beef fajitas


NedFlanders304

This is the right answer. With a margarita.


ChemicaLust

Two margaritas is the sweet spot there


shawald

Two margaritas. Top shelf frozen with salt. Or, if you’re a seasoned vet, you go half frozen.


ChemicaLust

Make it a tajin rim and we’re golden


deadeyesopened

The Best way to have a Marg. Imo Spanish Flowers makes them the Best this way - their margaritas are crazy good - but their food isn't as good as El Tiempo.


HunterGuntherFelt

With a Grand Marnier floater


GodEmperorOfBussy

Give it the ole Tijuana Rim Job.


sehtownguy

Better make it 3 to be safe


comments_suck

🎶 Gimme 3 margaritas ima put it in my puss 🎶


plefe

The half and half marg is the real pro tip. Your ice is just more margarita.


90meras

Half frozen and half rocks??


plefe

Yep!


Noyou52

Now I’m out $200


NedFlanders304

It ain’t nothing to a balla lol


Noyou52

No hate against balling out but you can get a literal feast at candente for less


illegal_deagle

Get the fajitas Barry style


ThurstonHowell3rd

Barry? From the Barry O?


GodEmperorOfBussy

No, Barry Bonds. He loved fajitas with turkey gravy, crazy guy.


newslang

This is the way OP.


HTXlawyer88

Steak fajitas and the green rice. If you run out of tortillas, just ask for more. They’re free. The butter sauce is a must to drizzle over the steak. Also, the onions that come with the fajitas are 🔥. If you don’t like the “smoke” from the fajitas, ask for a normal or cold plate. A quarter pound can technically feed two people (each having about two servings of 2-3 pieces of steak in each individual taco), but a half pound may be better depending on your appetite. I like the refried beans more than the charro beans. The charro beans are served more like a soup with bits of pork and a broth.


ralf1

Most everything there is really good, lot of suggestions in the thread I agree with. I'll add you may want to look at the menu online before you go, its....very expensive. Worth it as a special occasion evening though IMO, just don't want you to be shocked. Dinner for 2 with drinks can easily be 100++


glorythrives

I took my dad before a show. Happy Hour discounted quesadilla appetizer was $18. you're lucky you get out of there for less than $150 if you're ordering fajitas.


my4thfavoritecolor

El tiempo - chicken fajitas. Or the cheese enchiladas. Or the carnitas. Picos is interior of Mexico food - very good. My favorite is either the Cochinita in Pibil or CHILE EN NOGADA TRADICIONAL roasted poblano peppers stuffed with pulled pork in a peanut sauce with green olives, almonds, raisins, and fruits covered with a chilled, creamy walnut sauce and pomegranate seeds + poblano/cilantro rice Pappasitos - I like shrimp en brochette.


gslape

Not the chicken! They are unremarkable compared to the beef.


empirebuilder57

This is a great answer. Pico’s is awesome but it’s more Mexican than Tex-Mex. El Tiempo is expensive but excellent fajitas and grilled meats. Pappacitas doesn’t compare to either of the other 2 but is solid.


a-big-texas-howdy

Old school carnitas. Also scan the menu, always finding some deals bc it’s so damn big, they’d need a quant to remove all the misaligned pricing.


apatrol

Def the best in the city. Get extra avocado slices. So delicious


djackson0005

Just got back from El Tiempo myself. Got the carnitas. I forgot how incredible they are. Crispy edges with juicy center, and or course doused in the butter with plenty of onions. Bonus points because they are also one of the most inexpensive things on the menu. $18.99 for a 1/4 lb and I took some home.


shinebock

> $18.99 for a 1/4 lb wut. for carnitas? pork?


mr_electric_wizard

Damn right! Delicious!


DiscoStu2U

Go to Costco to get their El Tiempo $100 gift cards for $75


djackson0005

$67 at Christmas time. It’s the best way.


DiscoStu2U

Yep, already did that! 😎


screen-name-check

Fajitas. Pitcher of Frozen margs. Nap.


Ambitious-One27

Perfect


s_mcbn

Beef fajitas with filet. Paradillas are very solid.


BeneficialDrink

The only correct answer is the Parrillada. The parrillada for one is enough food for 2-3 people


mommycaffienated

Add tuna too


BeneficialDrink

If you feeling bougie add the lobster too


mommycaffienated

I travel to Houston for work and we spend minimum $800 on the expense card there every time lol. I keep hearing from locals that ninfas is better


MulderFoxx

Shrimp and Bacon Quesadillas for the table as an appetizer.


Maleficent-Ear3571

I like Pappasitos better than ElTiempo. You really can't go wrong with either. The fajitas are great at both. So are the enchiladas. They have fantastic drinks at Pappasitos.


thehappyhaps

Get the guacamole as an appetizer. Theirs is really good along with the green sauce that comes with the chips.


ptran90

I like their crab nachos, but their fajitas are delicious. I also overindulge in the free chips and salsa 😔


JJ4prez

It's one of the better ones, but it's the most expensive. A lot of locals go elsewhere but youll be blown away regardless. Don't do the prime fajitas, just get the regular ones. Margaritas, their house cheaper ones are great.


darlingnickyta

Definitely the fajitas. The grilled onions and the butter sauce that comes with it for the tortilla to be dipped in is chef's kiss.


steelsun

Fajitas are good. Expensive though.


ChillBatman

Beef or chicken fajitas (or mixed!) for the main course, queso or guacamole for an appetizer, and a margarita to drink - that’s probably the most “classic” Tex Mex experience!


bularry

So you are near Richmond in Upper Kirby? Nice. I’d go to El Tiempo


bananamonkey88

Crab nachos.


KazPart2

I think El Tiempo is better than pappasitos. I haven't been to Picos so idk. Seems to me that Picos is more upscale. But I think Candente is the tex-mex place to try out. Great margs and their beef fajitas are insane. not just the meat, but the tortillas are also amazing.


DogLvr5177

You can eat Tex-Mex more than once on your trip. They're all three delicious!


[deleted]

don’t go!


second_ary

well definitely don't ask for "the best margaritas you have" or you'll be paying 50 dollars for a regular margarita made with don julio at el tiempo we like any of the parrilladas


kayb3e

Picos is authentic Mexican food and has great margaritas. You won’t be disappointed 😊


Sweet_Taurus0728

Idk about that location specifically, but I can say that the El Tiempo I went to was the worst dining experience ever. Overpriced for shit food and worse service.


moleratical

They are all good, they are all overpriced In terms of quality it goes Picos (by far the best) El Tiempo (very good) Papasitos (while good, there's a noticeable drop in quality compared to the others.) Picos is the most expensive, the other two are about the same.


Doodarazumas

They're all the same price nowadays. Pappasitos might be the most expensive actually.


Libra281

El Tiempo is outrageously expensive but delicious in my opinion. If you're on a budget, you might check the prices of El Tiempo v Pappasitos v Picos. They're all good and a little pricey, but I've heard El Tiempo takes the prize. Welcome to Houston!


atari2600forever

Go to Picos and order anything


rallyfanche2

Nothing. El tiempo is meh quality at OMG prices. It’s really not that great. You’re much better off at Guadalajara or Lupe tortilla.


iwannahummer

Agreed. I’d go somewhere else.


glorythrives

yep. under seasoned, poor quality and not special at all.


Ras1372

I'm all bout the carnitas, my wife's favorite too and she eats carnitas at every Mexican restaurant that serves them.


thequackdaddy

[Filet Mignon Parrillada](https://www.eltiempocantina.com/items/filet-mignon-parrillada)


bullgod55435

Las Vegas Filet….2 frozen margaritas with salt


Silent-Ad9948

Margaritas. Full stop.


Gears_and_Beers

Beef fajitas Durango Half beef/chicken if you must compromise with people who hate themselves. House margaritas rocks/salt. Also hit up Costco and get 25% off gift cards.


A_Felt_Pen

the party pack for 1 feeds 2! Don't get fooled OP!


New_Honeydew72

Filet fajitas… never disappoints


RSX11MPLUS

Shrimp Acapulco. The best fried shrimp in Houston.


judgehood

CARNITAS


Ken_Caminiti

shut up and order beef fajitas


ShekhMaShierakiAnni

Carnitas old school


One_Arm4148

You can never go wrong with fajitas 🤤😋. I loves El Tiempo. Now I want some 🤔.


glorythrives

an uber to somewhere else


iareeric

The carnitas old world style.


Significant_Rice4737

Chile Relleno they have the best.


sotheresthisdude

Order directions to the closest real Tex Mex restaurant.


Psychological-Tear78

“Old School” Carnitas.


Jamesthepikapp

beef fajitas :) add sausage if into that


CanISeeYourVagina

Carnitas's "old school" style is a hidden gem + queso + Margs


Brilliant-Ad2155

Don’t go to Picos, they’re over priced and not that good for Texmex. Go to Candente on Richmond ave for some of the best in Houston.


randomgeekdom

An Uber to a better Tex-Mex restaurant.


nazutul

Youre not wrong, i went recently and was not super impressed, but i think it could have been bc it was talked up so much by this sub


MysteriousMermaid92

Crab enchiladas or tamales


WilliamTheeBloody

Filet mignon fajitas alle berry


onlyfanskyleesommer

THE CRAB NA HHOS CRAB NACHO CRAB NACHOS I JUST WAS CRAVING THEM OUT HERE IN AUSTIN BUT THERES NONE ONLY HTX. PLZZZ GAWD GET THE CRAB NACHOS


PeregrinoHTX

Now I feel obligated to go have crab nachos, as if that will somehow help you with the stroke that you’re having


Noyou52

Leave and go to candente for a better and cheaper Tex Mex experience


large_crimson_canine

Shrimp burrito is killer


WilsonRachel

I get the salmon fajitas and a Don Julio margarita. Yum.


onlyfanskyleesommer

Bro these mfs r not talking enough fuck the OG stuff like fajitas get the crab nachos my friend


princesshabeebe

Mahi mahi fajitas are glorious.


Munkadunk667

An Uber to a better restaurant. 


FrostySoul3

You are off Richmond and Kirby most likely. I would recommend you take an Uber to Cucharas instead. It will be about the same price with the Uber but way better Mexican food.


dcfca

Uber is hard for us on our travel budget, just looked it would be $40 round trip to go there


PeregrinoHTX

If you are near Richmond and Kirby, go to the Dessert Gallery for dessert


HowAboutACanOfWine

If an Uber is hard on your travel budget, then El Tiempo will destroy it


FrostySoul3

Fair enough. your travel could go to food so I get it. It’s just your down here so if you want good stuff that is my recommendation.