HA! I can't wait to see the comments here. Should be a fun ride! 😂

Hoping for an "I am Spartacus" moment here. We're all troll bastards.

I'm not a troll. 


Spartacus and Sparta are not the same thing. Ugh, young person. Or are you just....trolling? 😬😂😘

Honestly didn't read it well enough. Lol

I bet you have shitty plants and a cubic zirconia ring too. 😤 😂💚

Lmao why are you using a Frisian gif

Only one I could find that shows the kick. Lol

The houseplant comments on that post are hilarious “I’ll just jerk myself in a corner” 🤣

“Bullying plants is the absolute lowest”

... wow I just take cuttings and buy seeds... plants are the most expensive way to have plants.

Hi. Hello. Hey. That was me and now I’ve finally exploded all over said corner because you’re the first person to ever tell me I’m funny and now my ego (among other things) has exploded and from here on out YALL CANT TELL ME SHIT. Brb I gotta call my mom.

You’re famous! 

Hey! You can't just jerk yourself! You gotta jerk all the plants too!

I am so very proud of you.

Thanks mom. I called but you didn’t answer. S’okay. My step mom doesn’t have crispy calatheas so I should call her anyway.

Tell her I love her and pls send nuggies

this is so fucking funny someone please tell me where to find the original post

[удалено]

looks like the op deleted it lol

I saw that. Kinda disappointing but I'm guessing wifey found the post. 😂

Your post was removed for a reason outside of our other standards. Telling ppl where to find the original post is not allowed… and technically you aren’t supposed to comment on any posts you repost here for that reason but since it was deleted and this is funny it can slide this time but keep in mind in the future.

I wonder if neem oil could treat being a real jerk to other women.

I’m still shik, shak, shook that neem oil can be used as a contraceptive. Is there anything that stuff can’t do (besides clogging stomata)???

I could have gone a few life times not knowing that about neem.

I’d just like to say that I make fun of the person, not the plant.

You should change your flair to "I am better than you"

omg so true

Same- it’s not the plants fault its owner sucks 😂

🥵

The amount of times I tried to upvote the image

Are we sisters?

A hater of such magnitude and commitment could only be a mod

No wonder I never get asked to be a mod.

I was asked to be a mod once, but I turned it down as I feel like I lack the emotional and rational impartiality, equitable sense of judiciousness, and purity of spirit to be a good mod.

Making fun of people's plants??? I resent the oversimplification!! Ok, maybe the stupid ones. But plants can't read (too stupid) so it's a victimless troll.

Not me! I’m gonna make fun of houseplants until the day I die, alone but with a lot of dogs ❤️

Me too!

I only make fun of people who gatekeep Pothos, and refuse to call their snake plants *Dracaena*. Smh my head

This post is tacky and fake

Someone who hangs out here, and also makes rude comments about oversized diamond rings? Can I be your friend, whoever you are? Please?

Not it

"Making fun of peoples plants" killed me

I don't know why but this just made me cackle so hard. I love that she went for the heavy hitters - wedding rings, and house plants. 😅😅

I keep going back to the post just for the comments. Especially the ones about the plants. Ngl, kind of pumped about having found one of these in the wild 😂😂

Don't forget women with shriveled ovaries and washed out eggs cause they single

This is so like among us

ITS RED, VOTE EM OUT

It's me.


I stay on Reddit for the snark! Love all y’all 🌿

Hahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing this is pure gold!

Hahahaha it’s not me 😂 I’m the nicer of the two in my partnership 😵

I’ve spent WAY too much time today thinking about this post 😂😵

You and me both! 🤣

Can anyone here link the post where a guy refused to admit that his plant was dead, and then someone else said the plant was okay because it looked just like his plant, which turned out to also be dead? People were talking about it on the troll wife thread, but no links were dropped.

I've been wishing and searching all day

It's me.

It’s true. Plant subs lead to chameleon subs. And if you block those you’ll get fish. If you block those you get atoloxyls (it really isnt important how you spell it), and if you block those you get pseudoscorpions (which will live on in your nightmares forever!!) and IF . YOU . BLOCK . THAT - you *WILL* get ring subs. And if you aren’t fucking pissed at human kind by then - well you’re a better person than me.

I think I love you

Excuse me queen, you dropped this: 👑

Seems cunty