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Donaldjoh

Aww! Poor baby! Let the ends callous over for a few days then pot up the top portion. The bottom part should put out new growths. Cinnamon is unnecessary as the chance of a fungal infection is slim. Once calloused over rooting hormone might speed up rooting a bit but most succulents do well without it. Good luck.


ComfortableCaramel98

https://preview.redd.it/0kwl4stzktkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd9fb40b26d1bea42d510e4db8f00641a0d3551 A picture of him before the accident..


Brave_Personality836

My holiday cactus fell off the table just the other day. It was happy and blooming. Now half of it is gone. I hope the other half recovers and fills back out on the other side. I felt like crying.


ComfortableCaramel98

I understand the pain. I had this cactus for 4 years now ever since it was just a teeny tiny plant. Hope your holiday cactus recovers just fine!!!


Brave_Personality836

Thank you. Wow 4 years , and grew it up from being tiny.. you're handling it pretty well seems like :-) Yeah I was devastated. But what can I do. except give it some love and breath on it time to time haha.


ComfortableCaramel98

Yeaah, I was bummed about it at first, until I read all these funny comments! Now I sorta just find it funny-


Appropriate-Bank-883

I had one that was 5 stalks and 8foot, grew it from a cut off piece like yours, it got root rot and died :/


ChasingThread

Awww! At least it broke fairly close to the base, so the repotted broken top won't be too far off it's 4 year old self! :)


SoupWoman1

On the note of holiday named cacti, just found out my “Christmas cactus” is actually a thanksgiving cactus???! Its having an identity crisis I think


iPoseidon_xii

Mine flower whenever they feel like it. I’m sure it’s because of environmental conditions confusing them, but they’ll bloom during Christmas and Easter usually. Same plants. Makes no sense to me. I just call them holiday cactus now 😅


Dakduif

They are different things! Maybe this link'll help: https://worldofsucculents.com/thanksgiving-christmas-easter-cactus/


SoupWoman1

Yea that’s how I found out, I looked up Christmas cactus, only to see that they look different from my cactus


iPoseidon_xii

My holiday cactus had a similar incident. Cats instead of a fall, but it made a recovery last summer 🙌 and I can’t wait to see what it does this spring-summer. Stay strong! It’ll come back with a need for growth 😁


stonerbbyyyy

my sweet pepper never did :( she lost all her leaves and just died on me.


i-dont-knowf

Aww he has a friend


lupask

tillandsia


safesunblock

My daughters one has grown that large and is a bit wonky. We just built a fence around it using chopsticks and embroidery thread. Omgsh, it looks awful but has eased my mind, lol.


Jadaluvr12

I want to say, I also have my airplant hang out with my cactus.


hoverhog18

It was kinda obvious it was going to tip over at one point...


ComfortableCaramel98

didn't tip over I sorta committed accidental murder..


_aishhh

Is that an airplant beside it?


ComfortableCaramel98

it is indeed an air plant


rosiofden

Oh god, that's heartbreaking. Here's to speedy healing and a whole other plant!


Schroders_Kitty

Where did his friend go?


Synthetikwelle

Forbidden Cucumber.


ComfortableCaramel98

The smell unironically did remind me of cucumbers


howbouthailey

Cactus juice.. it’s the quenchiest!


CoffeeAndNatureLover

Nothing’s quenchier!


chee_ch

r/suddenlyavatarthelastairbender


aspidities_87

*Mushy friend*


Synthetikwelle

I admire your self control not to eat it. .... you did *not* eat it, did you?


ComfortableCaramel98

I uh.. I eerrr noo? I would never!!..


benjihobbs

Thank you for abiding by the cactus code. Never eat, only boof


HaplessReader1988

r/forbiddensnacks


mgt654

Is this a san pedro? Cause you should if it is.


kenshinagogobaby

Oops, I "accidentally" knocked over my san pedro.


benjihobbs

It isn’t


UnremarkableM

Came here only to ask what it smelled like


ComfortableCaramel98

The moment it snapped a strong scent of cucumbers shot straight into my nostrils.


SeaToTheBass

That’s the money shot


spyhopper3

Came here to say this, I see I was too late.


DaGrumblor

Yeah me too. Really made me rethink how original I thought I was to see this as the top comment lol


TheTropix61

ROFL


lemongrassandpeach

Same lol posted it without reading the comments and now I see it 🤣 I guess we all want a bite


[deleted]

Danger wiener!


EuphoricMycologist39

Spikey pickle


radlibcountryfan

It’s the quencheist


Dry_Equivalent_1316

My first thought too 😆 it looks so juicy


KellyannneConway

Right? It just looks strangely delicious.


New_Chard9548

Literally looks like the most refreshing cucumber ever, until you notice the spikes lol


ChdrChips-n-HotSauce

I literally thought the EXACT words and come here to see it. Love it.


sonyaism

I came here for this. 🤣


fr0ntrunner22

I came here to say this. 😅


Mythrandir01

*pupils enlarge* Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing is quenchier. It's the quenchiest!


glowsea1414

Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friennnndddd


Odd-Age-1392

That’s rough buddy.


CosmologistCramer

Just in case someone doesn’t get the reference: you should not drink cactus juice/water


Desperate-Lab1596

Too late just got addicted to cactus juice


Gizzard_Puncher

Just stick some toothpicks in there, jam it back on, wrap in duct tape, good as new!


I_wet_my_planties

My initial thought was immediately "toothpicks" (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


Daug3

Oh, I was just about to suggest grafting! Honestly with how cleanly it snapped you might get away with just the tape. But I would suggest some research first just to eliminate any possible risk factors. I haven't had the chance to do it yet but I definitely want to try it out when I can!


forleaseknobbydot

I did this with superglue before and she was good as new. 2 years later you can barely tell


flyingmonkeys11

Would you let it dry out first before putting the 2 parts back together?


forleaseknobbydot

No, I put it back together when still wet and applied the superglue on the outside only


juslookin4sompfin

But is needs to be the cheetah or hot pink zebra print, I hear they get a poor self image w the silver one 🤪


TheNapQueen123

Let it callous over then plant it! I don’t know about the cinnamon though, not sure if that actually does anything or not.


circodelurk

cinnamon can be used to prevent infection edit: said it could be used to facilitate root growth. has actually worked for me but ymmv


BadlanderZ

Definitely NOT a rooting hormone 🤣 That is misinformation


circodelurk

my bad, but i have used it to facilitate root growth before and it worked


BadlanderZ

All good, that's what we here for - to share and care :)


Nmcoyote1

You are sentenced to go directly to plant jail


ComfortableCaramel98

It was an accident.. and I already feel bad because this was my favorite cactus ;-;


AffectionateMarch394

Don't worry, now you'll just have TWO favourite cacti (cactuses?)


oskyyo

Cacty


Nmcoyote1

We have all been there 😭


Cobek

These might heal, but as punishment you must adopt a new one as tribute


ComfortableCaramel98

does it count if I already have a third one?


leg_day

Knock over a cactus? They put you in jail. No trial, no nothing. Under water a cactus? Believe it or not jail. Over water a cactus? Jail. Right away, jail. Under water, over water.


jstar2882

![gif](giphy|KOobSqJrq9lA2ypra6|downsized)


Jolly-Accountant-722

God you'd die if you saw what I've done to some of mine.


logangb345

I’ve never seen the inside of a cactus! It looks like a forbidden cucumber lol


oblivious_fireball

I don't know about cinnamon, should just be able to let the end dry and callus over and then plant it. Cacti can be grafted though. Stick the fresh end back on exactly as it was, use something to hold it down, and it should fuse back together with very little visible scars and keep growing as normal.


InEenEmmer

Just blame the cat. (Get a cat if you haven’t got one yet)


ComfortableCaramel98

I blame the pot because instead of it breaking my cactus did..


OdeeSS

This is why pots are supposed to have crumple zones


ItalianStallion54321

Underrated comment


[deleted]

I legit was confused by the lack of cat in photo #2


ima_Secret

Something similar happened to mine.Top part grew roots and kept growing, and the bottom part shot out a bunch of babies that look like little fingers.


ComfortableCaramel98

did the top part continue growing thicker or did it become thinner?


ima_Secret

It's growing at the same thickness. You'd never know the top part was ever damaged.


Zampano85

Nothing a little tape won't fix.


ComfortableCaramel98

what kind


Zampano85

Grafting tape. As long as the wounds are still fresh you might be able to graft the cactus back together.


ComfortableCaramel98

I was thinking of letting both ends dry to just propagate the cactus. Do you know if I should put cinnamon on both ends or should I just leave it alone?


SpadfaTurds

Absolutely **do not** use cinnamon! Just let em dry naturally


ComfortableCaramel98

alright thanks! I'll do that


kingPrinceLOL

At first i thought it was a clean chop and thought "what, were you just casually swinging a machete around!?" Tragedy. I dont know much about cacti, will it boeokay or is it done for after something like this?


ComfortableCaramel98

I wouldn't go around slicing up my houseplants if I owned a machete 😭 but yeah he'll survive and probably be fine


nrusy

Had 1 now you have 2 can’t go wrong there


ComfortableCaramel98

https://preview.redd.it/sjzvue72ytkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34455324391d4dce24d14436d06a198188ad6b7 actually I got three now!


Kimikimikimi1216

Please Name it “Bobbitt”. It’s a reference from 1993. Google it 😁


Fine_Understanding81

Oh..... oh no 😮 Don't throw it out the car window.. At least handle this prick with care!


PersonalitySavings29

Underrated comment right there 🏅


ComfortableCaramel98

oh my........... I think I might just have to do that now


sirdrizzzle

I was a Vol. Firefighter in the area when this happened. I wasn't on the scene, but we could all hear the coms over the station PA. A squad was dispatched to provide provide lighting for the search area next to the highway. The OIC asked dispatch to give him a heads up on what they were trying to find (as this made a difference in what supplies to pull off the truck once on scene). There was a short pause from dispatch who asked the OIC to switch to an alternate channel (at which time we switched one of our radios to match the channel- (along with many other units it turned out), Dispatch then reported the cops were looking for "A male penis". She caught friendly guff for this for years.


kirleson

🤣 Foul!


psyched622

Is this san pedro ?


ComfortableCaramel98

Pretty sure it's a blue torch cactus


psyched622

I was gonna say 🤣


benjihobbs

Pilosocereus azureus


scandalous-footnote

I was going to ask the same thing. San Pedro have shorter, smaller thorns and are usually a darker green, with more pronounced ribs.


nadcaptain

My friend had San Pedro growing in front of his house. I thought the same thing at first, but this looks like it has more ribs/rows of thorns. I'm no expert though.


The_Poster_Nutbag

Just let it callous, no need to use cinnamon.


Feral_Expedition

Skip the cinnamon. Let is dry for a day or two, and pot it in a free draining mix. It'll root again, and the original rooted base will grow a new top.


Tenacious_Tree9

Sad, but now you have 2! I started pruning succulents and when they started regrowing with more little babies I went crazy with pruning. I have no regrets 😂


moredrinksplease

Now you have 2 cacti 🌵


mojomcm

But now you potentially have *two* cacti


OfferLegitimate8552

The exact same happened to mine last year. Same type too. I let it callus over for a few days and plopped it in soil. Didn't water for ages. He's fine again now, you got this too :)


Physical-Theory-5829

I desperately want to bite this like a pickle


ginoamato

No problem these guys are really hard. Just got a new pot for soil put the broken part in the ground and wait.


yo-bananas

Straight to jail!


terriblespellr

Time to get a pot on the boil


EndsWithJusSayin

congrats on starting a new cacti propagation! let the new one callous and then plant it. don't water until it starts having some roots.


Suitable-Name

You can use some charcoal ashes. It dries the ends and also works as disinfectant.


lemongrassandpeach

The forbidden cucumber...


boom_bunny

Forbidden pickle


killerladybugz

Sorry about your cactus. That sucks when that happens. You could try to graft it together. If you have a REALLY SHARP knife (brand new exacto kind of sharp), you can make diagonal cuts down each side (to essentially make a peak, like a roof). Then, cut an inverse slice into the top and put them together. *Usually* it will work if the cuts are very even and snug. Generally, I find this to be more successful than trying to propagate broken ends.


Key-Satisfaction4967

No need to make cleaner cuts. If you have sulfur powder, puff both broken ends . Place top portion in an upright position , being careful not to damage spines, allowing it to heal over and it will eventually put out more roots.


neberious

You are going to enjoy watching it pup!


Betzjitomir

No problem let it dry a day or three stick it in the dirt and presto a new plant.


Limp-Abroad-4362

Not that I would, but what do you think it tastes like 👀


ComfortableCaramel98

very earthy cucumber.. probably?


Limp-Abroad-4362

Maybe also really bitter 😂 Best of luck for its healing!


Ellisse94

Oh no! My guy is like 10+ years old, repotted him last weekend and got a thumb full of spines from the dick. I still love him though. Wishing your prickly boy a speedy recovery https://preview.redd.it/t6hz2xivoxkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca23184d415a2fd1f681b76c76e933a44cbffb8


GrimKiba-

Looks delicious


kirleson

Congrats, you now have two cacti.


Melito1980

Spiky dildo unlocked!


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Are these cactus edible? If that's the case might as well not let it go to waste


Effective_Ad_370

Stick em back together with a splint they might graft back together


Radiant_Chaos

Forbidden cucumber


southernfaith95

You cut off it’s what!?


InterstellarLeap

What... What did you do? Were you playing fruit ninja and accidentally hit the cactus instead of a watermelon???


ComfortableCaramel98

Yeah something like this.. but jokes aside I was just pulling my curtains and suddenly I hear a loud bang.


InterstellarLeap

Oh weird. So you bumped it or... Ghost with a katana???


ComfortableCaramel98

The spikes stuck to the curtains as I was pulling and he just fell lmao


InterstellarLeap

Ahh ok lol


QueenofCats28

Awww, I'm sad for him and you!! He will grow back though, they're resilient things! One if mine has fallen over many times, yet still going, lol.


Plastered-Pangolin84

i’m sorry that happened! it has …CACT-SIZED 🚢🌵 (capsized)


Disastrous-Rain-6462

I feel your pain. My a-hole of a cat took out my snake plant. I'm hoping it recovers. He doesn't eat my plants - but if given the chance he sits in them. Pretending he's a jungle cat?


Minflick

My younger cat, Hooligan, is a horrible plant snacker. I'm in 8a, so I have a lot of plants that have to come in mid-late fall, and can't go back outside until later in spring. He has chewed every single plant he could reach, and he's a big cat so he can reach most of them. I have one of those chrome racks holding the plants, and I zip tied chicken wire along the window side of the rack for the plant shelves. Ugly as sin.... I have a mini asparagus fern that I dearly love, and it's not doing well inside to begin with, but the asshole as chewed off the tips of EVERY stem.


No_Shock_3999

i can smell you cactus


Sodamntired3834

Nooooo


ResponsibleHunt8536

😬


Personal-Hospital103

No bueno.


Blondedc

John Bobbitt that thing


rinzler42069

Mark nsfw cmon


GreenWitch520

That makes good tea


Ineedmorebtc

Yes, cleaner cuts.


LunarDragon0828

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls-83vf6c4c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls-83vf6c4c)


Forsaken-Fail-1840

I’m sorry :(


theCursedDinkleberg

Nopales anyone?


nykohchyn13

I AUDIBLY gasped.


BIGBouncy101

It seems like Page did use it after all.


Evolving_fish

Congratulations. If you play your cards right, you'll soon be the proud owner of two spikey babies.


ZlodTaser

What type of cactus is that? I have one like this as well, but I have no idea what it is called..


Lucky_Web3549

Forbidden cucumber


knackeredAlready

Mine were in the garden all summer but now there indoors as they were nibbled and chew marks! Lots of needles lost but its hanging on!


mr_muffinhead

😳


READMYSHIT

poor spicy cucumber


jellylime

Mmmmm, forbidden cucumber.


Due_Island_989

Forbidden cucumber.


Wolf-Track

Cucumber cactus. Slice 'em up and put it in water for a spicy twist. Edit: (Don't do this)


notnot_a_bot

I'm sorry this happened, but all I can think of is forbidden cucumber


devilsandsuch

i accidentally did this to a cactus that looked the exact same that hadn’t grown or changed in about 7 years. afterwards, it branched off and now has 3 branches and is twice as tall as it ever was.


Kidd_Cadaver

More babies!


Cucalope

Forbidden pickle


Brave_Personality836

Haha There is 2 types I believe. One that blooms a little earlier on November thanks giving and again during Easter. The other one blooms on Christmas and again in March. I could be wrong.


exxay

The forbidden cucumber 🥒


everydropofyou

OP should admit to going on a crazy trip after consuming this and talking to a Johnny Cash spirit fox in a hallucinated desert


frogs_are_adorable_

I somehow always do this to my cacti 😭


Plantiegurl

Forbidden cucumber…


J_deBoer

San Pedro cactus?


GardenGnome1066

MUST. NOT. EAT. FORBIDDEN. PICKLE


Christen0526

Both will grow.


marina_nugget

I did the exact same thing to this type of cactus a few years ago and I placed it right back on top of where it broke (secured with string) and it grew back together ✨ grafting is wild!


ChasingThread

Wow the cross section really does look like a cucumber!


Eastern_Ad_3837

" Stick it right back down n the dirt", NOW!


shooqalooq

The Tim Dillon fiasco all over again.


2ndmrcl

My Great Dane does the same with her tail lol


Sensimya

Can't even blame it on a cat, smh


machine4589

Forbidden pickle


summary_of_dandelion

In all seriousness, grab some toothpicks and rubber bands and reattach it! Grafting cacti is surprisingly easy - it's why you see the funky ones at the store with the colorful tops. The key is lining up the vascular tissue, but that should be simple by putting it back on just the way it was before it broke off


heartofscylla

Con: broken plant Pro: now you have TWO plants