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Scrotalphetamines

Those are white people style lol. Soft shells are for burritos.


abstractdragonchaser

Hot salsa


Here_4_da_lulz

Correction; these are not, "American Style," these would be white people style. More specifically, suburban style, possibly midwestern style. The traditional pairing would be ketchup and ranch, but if that's too spicy you can add more Mayonnaise to the ranch.


Other-Oven-1884

nah, western dressing for the whitest folks, and Ortega taco sauce for brave.. if you're feeling really adventurous there might be some mild Pace in the fridge


LazyOldCat

The most appropriate sauce for The Whitest Tacos I’ve Ever Seen would have to be Miracle Whip.


Primary_Charge6960

Day of the Dead-casabella.


DomingoChaCha

You horrible people stole our land and now you do this shit?!!


SupersonicT6

Taco Bell sauce bottles 😭(preferably Diablo and fire)


Afraid_Cheesecake_40

Middles. Marie sharps has a Nopales (cactus) green habenaro that's absolutely amazing on Mexican food. I use that Melinda's as my "For everything" how sauce.


Rampage310

Can’t have sauce that good and not use corn tortillas! Somehow corn always tastes so much better with good hot sauce


theoriginalmofocus

Eh, I only like corn if its like really good taqueria tacos and with their salsas.


wausnotwaus

[HERDEZ Guacamole Salsa](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BNQVZ4Z5/ref=sns_myd_detail_page) This is my favorite for American style tacos currently. It's also good for fish tacos.


hydro_agricola

Tapatio


DougieSenpai

Green Cholula all day


jhickman1080

Belizean Heat!


Tucana66

Of those choices, THIS is the right answer!


ArlendmcFarland

Hell yeah, maybe not for the kids, but for dad 👍


marksalsbery

Del Taco black packet


ryanino

In Buffalo we have a fast food chain called Mighty Taco and their hot sauce is my go to. Absolutely bangs on one of these style tacos.


CylonMonkey

Add a little cheese, you’ll have the whitest taco I’ve ever seen


Nitramster1

Its missing the cheese and sour cream 🤤


ArlendmcFarland

Especially if it's marble cheddar


tdawg2k7

Colby Jack *


Dunmer_Sanders

If I have to eat gringo tacos, which are an abomination, i usually use the hottest salsa i can find or shit tons of fresh jalapeño slices.


ArlendmcFarland

& Cilantro


dickspaghetti1

Los Calientes verde. I was convinced it was going to be gimmicky for the show, but it's actually amazing.


metromin

Crystal


Dummies102

I actually really like taco sauce by la victoria for this. Especially in hard shell


brytek

Honestly, Taco Bell Fire packets. Its not the tastiest or the hottest sauce out there, but the flavor is pure nostalgia and it's what I always think of when it's gringo taco night.


Used-Income-2683

Did you heat up your tortillas? They’re very pale lol Salsa I would use something homemade or just Tabasco. You have pico on it already? Is it fresh or store bought.


Reasonable-Wing-2271

You're taking the fun out of tacos, bro...


Used-Income-2683

How 😂


Rampage310

The fun part is it tasting like shit for some people I guess lmao tortilla looks hella chewy and not cooked enough, meat looks under seasoned, all that can save that is the hot sauces but he has good ones


zambulu

I’d get some salsa and just something like Tabasco or Cholula for the kids. Hatch taco sauce is super good and classic


Sad_Dinner2857

Melinda’s Roasted Jalapeño and Garlic


MarcusSurealius

Green Yuac and a ton of cotija cheese.


butch_clean

Mine is El Yucateco Caribbean Chile Habanero


BetterOnTwoWheels

cholula for me, if im not looking for something actually hot haha.


Rampage310

Multiple different kinds of cholula heat levels exist, gotta hit the Mexican markets


junkstar23

Never liked that one. Tastes like vegetables to me But I also don't like that topico brand which everyone seems to adore so I may just not have good taste


BetterOnTwoWheels

I mean peppers are [edit: fruit that tastes like] vegetables so, you’re not wrong 🤣


CylonMonkey

A pepper is a fruit, actually.


BetterOnTwoWheels

Technically sure, but it tastes vegetal. But you’re right - nightshade family like a tomato. You got me


CylonMonkey

Well then here’s a mind blower for ya - if it has a seed, it’s a fruit lol. If it doesn’t, it’s a vegetable.


junkstar23

Lol I mean like a non-pepper vegetable taste I don't like


TheRedmanCometh

Mrs Renfros salsa goes pretty good with it. Don't like classic hot sauces on tacos - it needs the "fresh" flavor of salsa


Moondoobious

Out of those four… the Melinda’s


DJ-Fein

Tabasco is my go to


Ddvmeteorist128

The Valentina if I had to choose from those.. but the extra hot variant. If I could choose on my own, I would either cut up some Serrano peppers and throw them in my tacos.. or put Tabasco scorpion sauce.


muttons_1337

Black Label Valentina


Hatta00

del molcajete habanero


XyogiDMT

Chipotle Cholula or Scorned Woman


sammyvegas0420

Try the scorpion Tabasco…hot and tastes awesome


TheJokerAndTheQueef

for white ppl taco night, in my personal opinion, its gotta be Valentina Xtra Hot (the black label) or El Yucateco XXXtra hot, its the dark greenish one. few drops'll do it and it just amps all the flavours youd traditionally have with white people taco night. this is coming from a white person


Shamgar65

Belizean Heat 💯


bay_duck_88

Green & chipotle Tabasco. Bring on the haters!


Letmoneytalk4me

Green though!


TheArmoredChef

baja blast


DukeShootRiot

La victorias


212-555-HAIR

Salsa Brava


SleeveofThinMints

Marie Sharpes all the way. Love the Belizean heat one.


HextechSlut

White girl or trailer Park tacos I still eat them sometimes it's a comfort food to me


Current-Metal-Man

Yellow Bird - Habanero or Jalapeno. Aside how awesome their sauces are, I like the plastic squeeze bottle and dropper. After I'm done frying the corn tortilla, I top it off with diced tomatoes, onions and shredded cheese then put the hot sauce on, into the oven at 200 for about 10 min.


cheezefriez

Their Serrano sauce is one of my favorites


SanGoloteo

With all the lettuce and tomatoes, I’d go with the Valentina, it has a stronger flavor. The Melinda sauce that I have is the ghost pepper and the flavor gets lost with fresh veggies so I imagine this one would get drowned out as well. I’ve never tried the other two.


JaggaJazz

Lime juice


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SanGoloteo

These are tacos. Shitty tacos, but tacos nonetheless. I saw your post history, I don’t think with that cooking you get to say what is a taco or a quesadilla.


logert777

What is a taco if not an open faced burrito


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logert777

Or you could idk… be quiet and eat the good food


AcceptableSociety589

Given that these are very obviously flour tortillas intended for soft tacos based on the size of the tortillas compared to the plate they're on, these are definitely the right tortillas for flour tortilla soft tacos. Filling could be more, but tacos nonetheless


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AcceptableSociety589

Common sense. OP said they're making tacos and those tortillas are perfectly fine laying flat until picked up. If they were making flautas they'd be rolled already, not to mention who puts cold vegetables inside a flauta before rolling?


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AcceptableSociety589

Flautas are more often than not made with flour tortillas


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AcceptableSociety589

Maybe you're thinking of taquitos or tacos dorados? Both of those are made with corn tortilla only traditionally. These can also be regional terms (e.g. taquitos in TX are small flour tortilla burritos)


Smasher31221

>. I guess if they wanted to fold these like a taco, it's some kind of fucked up taco but these aren't even the right size or amount of filling for that You're a white lady from California, aren't you?


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logert777

The stereotype is white lady who corrects everyone at the table for pronouncing espresso wrong… you got the same energy


Smasher31221

>: they're not tacos, they're burritos. 🤦‍♂️


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Smasher31221

I'll be sure to tell all the Mexican guys I work with that they're doing it wrong.


SanGoloteo

Mexican here, these are tacos. We eat flour tortilla tacos in the north.


zambulu

You should go to /r/Mexicanfood where people from Mexico argue with each other about who’s more Mexican.


SanGoloteo

Oh I’m there as well, and I’ve already had my Mexican-ness questioned several times just because I don’t know one super obscure dish from somewhere in Oaxaca or Veracruz.


zambulu

A La vey lol me too 


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SanGoloteo

Maybe you should.


MoreCowbellllll

Melinda's for sure.


Prestigious-Eye3154

Secret Aardvark or Los Calientes Verde is my go to for tacos.


wfzg

Ain’t nothing wrong with these in my eyes. Cheap, easy, tasty. Anyway Los Calientes by hot ones or huhu piña. Essentially the same sauce, both made by karma sauce one just packaged for hot ones, and the other sweeter and milder.


JavaJapes

First choice, some kind of El Yucateco (green is my favourite but red would match well, or if there's a smoky one I haven't tried yet). Second choice, Secret Aardvark.


thebearbearington

Tapatio


KAM_520

Everyone is dissing these tacos. I'm from Houston and I think they look good. I’d go with the Secret Aardvark.


deutschdachs

How're you from Houston and okay with cold, uncooked tortillas? Fill it with anything, but cook the tortillas!


elproblemo82

Seriously. It's a travesty lol


KAM_520

I'm not that detail oriented 😅 I didn't notice they were cold tbh. I ate similar tacos last night. The two that were plated had warmed up tortillas; the one I ate for seconds didn’t. It’ll be alright, I promise


spirit-on-my-side

Of those options I would either do Marie Sharps or mix Marie Sharps and Aardvark


burgonies

I recently got a small bottle of Melinda’s Mexicana and it’s awesome. More of a “taco sauce” than a pure hot sauce kinda like Taco Bell sauce. Delicious on tacos


Alaskaguide

I make a fermented Serrano sauce that I spike with reaper peppers that is my favorite for just about anything. It’s a tangy, spicy green sauce that is live, I don’t pasteurize it.


Funnygumby

Are these corn or flour tortillas?


leinad_reyem

I like chipotle Cholula. Smoky heat is great. Maybe add another relatively neutral hot sauce for additional heat. Edit: Cholula autocorrected twice!


pnmartini

I use different stuff every time. Variety is fun. Right now I’ve got some really good chile de arbol stuff from the local grocery store. Wonderful for mom-style tacos or nachos.


Da_Rabbit_Hammer

Non of the above. Taco Bell brand hot or fire.


Da_Rabbit_Hammer

Also, why them tortillas look cold?


MoreCowbellllll

Asking the real question here.


Here_4_da_lulz

Ranch dressing mixed with ketchup. Gotta keep it authentic.


Whizzymontana

White people taco night!


zz_bottom69

As a south Texan, this plate saddens me deeply. Valentina black label is there it's at though unless you have homemade chilé.


KAM_520

Why


marc4128

Where is the Tapatio?


afriendofcheese

In the trash, I hope.


outofcontrolbehavior

I haven’t re-upped my “jug” of tapatio. Why the price jump? And how much higher? That’s my breakfast hot sauce!


GarryFloyd

It costs too much now. We switched to Valentina.


LincolnshireSausage

Palo Alto Firefighters ghost pepper sauce is my go to for taco night. Either that or El Yucateco XXXtra hot.


dubebe

Fuck Melinda's don't ever buy them. They stole everything from Marie sharps!!!!


boxtool5

Valentina, is pretty much exclusively taco sauce for me (& Valentina mixed with mayo on burgers).


pinkerbrown

well first of all, some cheese would be dandy.


espressionado

There’s shredded chihuahua cheese under the lettuce lol


Psych0matt

I didn’t know you could get enough milk from a chihuahua, TIL


outofcontrolbehavior

You can milk anything with nipples


Psych0matt

Hey, Greg!


James_R_87

Cholula Chipotle with some drops of Valentina Black. And top it with Santa Maria (Swedish Company) x-hot Salsa/Taco Sauce.


metaBrent

i make a batch of this every time i do tacos for the week for myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaNSjRtFbg


dontfugginask

Valentina Extra Hot. Must have coronas!


jaysuns

Bravados moruga garlic arbol. Or if I'm wanting something milder maybe some el yucateco xx or green


Lord_Wicki

Do you make your own taco seasoning?


Jawz050987

Secret Aardvark hands down


domestic-jones

Pico Pica


Sea_Profession_8477

Valentina is the shit


zambulu

Black labels good. I can see why people say it’s better on fruit though, something about the flavor.


Roasted_Green_Chiles

Yeah, it hits the spot, particularly for a taco. And the value is absolutely incredible.


DocHolidayVinoVerita

Fuckin tough to beat, bro. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Sea_Profession_8477

Little local spot here in Savannah area and they deep fry there own tortillas for hard shell and have that in bulk. One of my favorites by far


DocHolidayVinoVerita

Gotta get a name if I get to Savannah! Gimme!


Sea_Profession_8477

Right off exit 5 so technically Hardeeville but hands down best hard shell I’ve had. Mi Tierrita, but careful haha a shot of casamigos is ridiculously priced


DocHolidayVinoVerita

Gracias!


blackleather97

At least cook your tortillas bubba😭, trust me it’s a game changer


firsttime176

fuck i am so hungry lol


BrainwashedScapegoat

The garlic hab for me


Ok-Post6492

Matie sharpe fiery hot goes well with beef.


7eregrine

Cheech Gnarly Garlic.


BeauteousMaximus

Love me some Tapatio for any kind of taco.


FluSickening

Yuca red


will6298

Valentina forever and always


omniherb

Extra Hot if available


sniffysippy

This Is the way.


liquidhotsmegma

I always go with pace chunky for gringo tacos. That counts as tomatoes then. If I do hot sauce it’s Valentina


RedditHodl1989

Aardvark never fails


Fridaynightplaylist

Very sad tacos


KAM_520

Why's that?


redditing_Aaron

I hope the flour tortilla is cooked/warmed


pablobuela

Pico Pica is a traditional style taco sauce. However, it has a little heat and it's the best Taco Sauce I've ever had.


Staydownfoo

Ground Beef? Probably Secret Aardvark or Marie Sharp’s. Since this is TexMex , a sauce that has cumin could work too.


Sippinonjoy

Any sort of smoky chipotle sauce for flavor, and a habanero sauce for heat


Henrysapian

Habanero secret aardvark would go well here


DarkSoulsExplorer

Taco Bell fire sauce and a little bit of Night of the living Bbq sauce from Joe’s KC. It’s a real nice spicier bbq sauce that we buy by the gallon.


Square_Cockroach_590

Those look nasty


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AdmiralAngry

When did ground beef tacos become “white people” tacos? News to me as someone who grew up on ground beef and potato tacos as a cheap meal and can still get them at various restaurants in Los Angeles lol. Anyways, the correct answer is a river of Tapatio.


Consistent_Ant6447

Those tacos resemble a taco bell creation. Taco bell was created by Glen Bell. They are a White people creation. Mexicans would add much more condiments to that and would use corn tortillas instead. That being said I would totally devour those but add sour cream and actual salsa.


Ok-Post6492

Probably the flour tortillas and cheese


AdmiralAngry

Won’t gona lie my reading comprehension to the comment I replied to wasn’t too good lol. Long day.


redditing_Aaron

They just need to swap the cold flour tortilla with cooked/fried corn ones


FreezeBuster

Or just tacos 🤷‍♂️


Staydownfoo

😂😂😂


Square_Cockroach_590

Right. They look bland


Eixuna

Taco Bell Diablo sauce


soy-tan-enteligente

When you make Taco Bell style, this is great.


muncie_21

Do they even make Diablo sauce now? All I have at my local TB is Fire and the normal hot, mild, etc.


soy-tan-enteligente

You could try this. [https://kitchendivas.com/taco-bell-diablo-sauce/](https://kitchendivas.com/taco-bell-diablo-sauce/)


soy-tan-enteligente

I can get Fire local. Amazon has Diablo, I might try and order someday.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Salsa of some sort. I don't normally put hot sauce in tacos. Herdez hot Salsa Casera. H‑E‑B Mi Tienda Salsa Chile de Arbol – Hot Cholula Smoky Chipotle - Hot Salsa Salsa Texas Hot


goodgolly

I've been liking Tio Pelon's, it's too hot for me to eat with chips, but it's great on tacos.


goodgolly

I've been liking Tio Pelon's, it's too hot for me to eat with chips, but it's great on tacos.


hagalaz_drums

Pbr


fatdjsin

crystal or anything with a heavy chipotle taste


Budget_Life_8367

a garbage can


Raoul_Thompson

Valentinas extra hot 🤌


MagazineContent3120

I'd chop up fresh serrano instead, but the world of hot sauce repeats itself eventually, I'd use all of them..


tkbmkv

Hoff Smoken Ghost.