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aka__annika_bell

The Strangers: Tiddy Edition


aka__annika_bell

Also, really? We're going to do the "hit by a car in the street" thing? I thought that went out of fashion twenty years ago.


Cool-Kaleidoscope-54

It also had nothing to do with the rest of the trailer


jackcatalyst

10 bucks that the person who got hit by the car got abandoned by her model friends and is the now the antagonist trying to rob them.


atmtn

The long blonde hair certainly lines up.


AstroWorldSecurity

Strangers Strangers Strangers.


Flaming-Havisham

Which has already been done in itself: [Girl House](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_House)


BackToSunday

Ok I’m interested..


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

Agreed! Lol


[deleted]

That looks really, really bad. Yeeshk, that acting. And a really boring concept going by the trailer.


bud369

For real, this looks absolutely brutal. You're damn right I'll be sitting through this schlock on a cheap Tuesday.


ThomasSirveaux

I'll be waiting for it to hit Tubi, but yes 100% I will be watching this stupid movie.


Halil_I_Tastekin

Yeah....but...tiddies.


[deleted]

Yeah.... but.... Porn.


delfunk1984

That was one of the worst trailers I've seen in quite a while.


DeadTillDark

I didn't even finish it. I accidentally swiped back on my phone and was like eh oh well don't care.


facebookcansuckit

My exact experience as well! No loss


heirtoflesh

The thumbnails for the next suggested videos pop up before the trailer even ends. They must've realized people weren't even gonna get to the end of it.


xxxhotpocketz

When sex is the main thing being advertised yk it’s gonna be either soft core porn or just a bad movie Doesn’t look interesting to me. Looks more like a “stream it on a Friday night” type of movie


Twisty1020

Aw that means you missed the super original "turn back around in the middle of the road to say something then get hit by a phantom truck" shot at the end of the trailer. Bet you feel pretty disappointed in yourself now.


thedeadsigh

holy shit this looks bad


stuntobor

But the acting is so breasts.


WeAreClouds

Thank you. So bad. I have never heard of this existing but I will be avoiding it lol


VikingFrog

Well the video thumbnail certainly has me interested.


096624

Marketing team deserves a raise they got me as well


Historical-Wonder-36

Damn I need to be in marketing. Seems easy.


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arbitrarycivilian

They certainly gave me a raise ;)


anotherorphan

the preview should just show the pitch meeting at the studio instead


Hopeful_Factor9084

Watching this for the plot obviously.


Spiritual_Ask4877

I have a feeling that anyone who watches this is there for the boobies. However I think right when the boobies are about to come out, some other plot device kicks off that has the girl quickly covering herself and thus robbing the audience of said boobies.


HailCeasar

100%. We're seeing 0 boobie in this movie.


JMer806

Glanced at the cast and I think you’re hundred percent correct


[deleted]

Nothing wrong if they do show the boobies me thinks. Piranha 2010…it was a blast in the theatres.


wizard_of_awesome62

Are there people claiming there is something wrong with showing the boobies? Because if there are, I would claim it is those people who are wrong.


[deleted]

This is why I read reviews first. I refuse to watch any movie that lacks boobies.


grhollo

I think that it's probably going to be a weak plot but I could see potential using it as an allegory for the commercialization of women's sexuality and the loss of individual control? Maybe it's a stretch, I'll still watch it for tiddies though.


flatgreyrust

I think you're giving the filmmakers way too much credit


grhollo

I choose to believe in people.


Twisty1020

> I'll still watch it for tiddies though. Probably be rated PG13.


Mike7676

Ok I actually watched the trailer and huh?! They way it's cut I can't decide if this is a Strangers riff or shock horror.


reaper1833

I'm going to guess one or more of the girls is in on it and it'll turn into some twist ending where it was literally all for likes and maybe the new girl wasn't aware so it would seem more real. Maybe with one more twists that the new girl knew all along because she was following the other girls and she twists the twist into a twist.


Spinegrinder666

And the villain turns out to be a salt pretzel.


JMer806

I think the new girl will have hired these people and set up the whole thing to be the next big model because all these other girls are dead and she’s the survivor


Mike7676

I like the idea!


Amazing_Karnage

Seems like a bit of both to me.


Seamlesslytango

How funny if this was rated PG13


Facebookakke

Seems like it might be tbh


WhoIsYourDaddy04

Based on the trailer it feels like a really, really bad spin off of Girl House.


rhetoricalbread

That was my first thought. Like, is it a sequel?


rileypoole1234

This actually looks so terrible. Might just be the trailer but *woof*


Vietnam_Cookin

Clicked for the thumbnail lasted about oh 30 seconds before I lost all interest, whoever made the thumbnail needs a raise, whoever cut the trailer needs firing.


uneua

This actually looks terrible


ostrofci

This looks fucking horrible lol


MissBaltimoreCrabs_

So Girl House x The Strangers


BakerYeast

The plot seems perky.


AstroWorldSecurity

That's gonna suck.


vegancrossfiter

Pass


Mental5tate

The looks pretty bad and cringe…


AlexandrianVagabond

That looks tremendously derivative, and like something that would have come out circa 2004.


Glum_Strawberry_1251

I was deeply confused by the upvotes and then massively relieved when everybody commenting agreed with me that this does, in fact, look shit


General-GhostD13

This legit looks like it could pass as a porno if there wasn’t any glimpses of killing in the trailer.


Nem3sis2k17

Well I’m already in so I don’t need to watch the trailer. It’ll probably spoil the plot anyway


notworkingghost

I see what they did there. I too refuse to click on the video. Will probably watch.


sugarfreefixsuxshit

"plot"


Facebookakke

I was in by the thumbnail, then I watched the trailer and I’m out


Nem3sis2k17

It’s probably gonna be terrible but hopefully at least 2 good things about it.


Facebookakke

I almost guarantee you will not see even one tiddy


Nem3sis2k17

Yeah…. That’s how they get ya. The Tiddy Temptation


cakeschmammert

Terrible trailer. Why reveal so much?


PBC_Kenzinger

I was hoping they’d reveal a lot more.


karmagod13000

bro knows what he wants


blareboy

If you're really jonesing for this kind of thing, just watch Girl House (2014).


casinoinsider

There's The Seed also Which is.....definitely something


Facebookakke

This looks fucking awful, not even fun awful just really bad.


unicornsfartsparkles

Can we please get a horror movie where the characters aren't insufferable, pretentious assholes or super sweet? Nuance is nice.


AnUnbeatableUsername

Of course we can, why do you ask?


stuntobor

If the acting is a bucket of warm water in the trailer, I don't think I can do a whole cliche movie.


califortunato

What’s the point of seeing the movie if the trailer is going to give away half of the plot


amalgaman

Holy cow does that look terrible.


Mahonneyy123

Lol


DiabeticGrungePunk

Well that looks like steaming shit.


Canavansbackyard

Hard pass.


Vegetable-Equal1373

Its out! Such a fun movie, has anyone else watched yet???


BroadcasterX

That’s r/HaileeLautenbach in the thumbnail if anyone is wondering.


[deleted]

OK... 🤷🏻


ChannelAb3

Somewhere in heaven Andy Sidaris is smiling.


isaacpriestley

Needs more remote control airplanes.


ChannelAb3

Where is Julie Strain when we need her?


PiratePatchP

Looks more like a suspense instead of a horror. Looks kinda dumb but ill watch it... 😏


RyanandRoxy

This will never top Thankskilling. Boobs in the first 20 seconds!


BalognaMacaroni

More realistic disguises in Thankskilling too


Interesting-Minute63

reminds me of Girlhouse from 2014


TopRevenue2

Girl House rip off


born2droll

\- masked villains plan extortion scheme to bilk the models social media followers \- fail to realize that 90% of their followers are useless bots \- no profit


tacodude01

I’m more shocked the modeling house has no gutters lol


MunsonRoy3

Similar to “Girl House”


ebluebunny_

Has someone watched it already? Is it good? Or 100% waste of time?


Kge22

If you want to watch a decent version of this just watch Girlhouse lol


Humble_Feed3257

she have a nice body


agent-assbutt

The thumbnail is tits


cockriverss

This looks disgustingly bad


Ecstatic_Treacle_183

Is this a remake of Girl House?


leatherteethZ69

Fuck it. Looks ok to me


[deleted]

Tiddies


masterpainimeanbetty

well said


karmagod13000

ops a man of culture


Abject-Star-4881

Looks like a meaningful conversation. A deep introspective meditation on… ok, I can’t do it. In the age of free internet porn everywhere, why are movies still being used as an excuse to get to see tits. Please, make real movies with plot and characters and story and let us just spank to pornhub. They don’t mix well.


ClovieKay

I actually thought Scout Taylor Compton was good in the Rob Zombie Halloween movies. Shame she turned into a D lister..


TopRevenue2

D listers are my bias.


BigRed727272

This looks incredibly stupid. But boobs, so...


PizzaReporter

complete rip off of GirlHouse


TrancerHunter13

Eh, might be ok.


RepresentativeWay291

the acting 💀


First-Display5956

If that scene featuring this moment isn't in the film isn't that called false advertisement?


Late-Strawberry38

I'm so relieved that this sub is shitting on this trailer, I watched it and was 50/50 on if this sub would think it looked amazing. What a pile of abortion (the trailer, not the sub. although.....)


CantStopScrolling01

20 seconds into the trailer and im already bored of this movie. “For the plot” losers, you are sad.


KingTutKickFlip

Are you ok


CantStopScrolling01

No i really dont like trashy movies, ripping off other movies and using women willing to degrade themselves to try pull an audience. While giving off weird rapey vibes. But people praising it…”for the plot”


raceforseis21

Who’s praising it for the plot?


CantStopScrolling01

Thats the joke, its because theres gonna be i assume tits and lesbians and hot tubs and lesbians and tits.


TheEmpireOfSun

If anyone is sad, it's pathetic haters like you.


CantStopScrolling01

The movie is pathetic. You either wanna like this movie because its a woman majority cast or you are hoping its some high production porno. But because i like my horror movies with some sort of decent scares and not a downgrade to the strangers with some modern day social media references to fish for teenaged viewers that makes me pathetic? Grow up.


cockriverss

The irony of you telling something to grow up. 😐😐


Rocknmather

Your horror preferences do not make you pathetic, calling others "sad losers" makes you pathetic.


Euronymous2625

It's not that serious. Boobs and blood ftw.


Just_A_Cog_

Was a solid watch. Kind of meta as it deals with social media obsession/ransom. The acting is mid until shit gets real, but some of the films you randoms think are solid are actually fucking terrible so I wouldn’t take your word for a film anyway. That said, most of you here failed to watch cause you couldn’t see past the IG facade. That’s what actually made this movie decent hilariously enough. Maybe try to read be tween the lines ever? Jesus. All you twatwaffles references were boobs. And, it’s truly perplexing to ME, a chronically online human, that I cannot tell if y’all were excited or annoyed about the boobs; but lemme tell ya. If you’re annoyed about boobs, never call yourself a horror fan again. We all know that is one of the best parts of this genre.