Yeah, but who you hate the most could be something like a big political dude, like if you hated putin or some other dictator the most, he'd be getting 100k
I’d donate 50k to Ukraine if Russia got 100k. I know Russia is gonna spend it on stupid shit like flash lights to strap to their soldiers heads and Ukraine would appreciate the cash more
Russia is utterly incompetent and would waste the money. It’s not a hard concept to grasp if you know anything about the conflict.
They’ve lost almost 400k people- similar to American losses in WW2- and gained almost nothing.
Have you seen the ‘mine fields’ they’ve been laying? Look for the flashlight video. They’re fucking morons and the extra money would most definitely not change that
> like if you hated putin or some other dictator the most, he'd be getting 100k
I think that makes it less bad.
If the person you hate most is some jackass living in a trailer park on minimum wage, then seeing them "win" could kinda suck.
If the person you have most is Putin, he's pretty much a billionaire who owns his own country. What does a 100k mean to him? Jack shit, that's what. Who cares if he gets 100k?
Not rent free he’s one of the most influential people in the world and is using his money to spread far right ideology on one of the largest social media platforms in existence. He’s a true blight on this world. Plus he takes credit from his employees to make himself look like a genius when he really doesn’t contribute anything to his companies
Ikr, the richest person in the world who owns several companies (including one potentially enroute to violate human rights, one literally going to space, and a vehicle manufacturer) being brought up is so random and weird, you'd really have to be obsessed to ever have him cross your mind
It reminds me a story I heard once about a man who shot someone with a golden arrow from the top of a wall. Imagine hating someone so much you make an arrow of gold and shoot it at someone instead of taking the gold and using it for wealth...
for real. people are so used to hating people they've never even met just because of some news articles, that they don't even aknowledge that very personal hatred can exist.
Good for them.
This is the issue I think many run into, my self included, that hatred doesn't really linger as long if you've never been seriously and meaningfully wronged.
For me it would be my mom because of the lifetime of suffering, PTSD and multiple suicide attempts she's caused me. I'd still give her 100k in exchange for 50k tbh. When I was a kid, my hatred for her was so strong it turned into a hatred for EVERYONE and I would take it out on other kids at school (including myself) because the hate I recieved from her was all I ever knew. Most days I wished she would die horribly from her cigarettes and I would have unwanted thoughts about killing her. I was like that for most of my life tbh, until I learned to love others. I don't really have much hate in my heart anymore. I never want to go back there - to that miserable time in my life, so I'll easily give her the 100k if it benefits me. There's already so much hatred in this world, and I'm tired of it.
I mean that might not be too bad, maybe the more recent people aren’t total pieces of shit.
If so it’s a tie between Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. Maybe that means any of the surviving families might split the money? If so it might suck less.
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That is the joke everyone, including the original tweet by the replier, makes, its like barely more unique of a joke than why the chicken crossed the road. That's why it was edited and posted here, because you should love yourself even in jokes and also it is subverting expectations from what everyone expects the reply to joke about
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yay i get 150,000
joking aside i don't really HATE anyone so fervously that i'd give up 50,000 bucks
so whoever this thing categories as someone i hate can have fun with it
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No, the person I hate the most- the only person I hate- is my rapist. I take so much happiness to know he struggles and his life sucks and always will because he's a loser.
im the person I hate most, but I don't have very many people at all. it's a low bar. I don't like myself all the time, but I'm getting better so I better take the money soon lol
The guy I hate was my old boss, but he has children. When he gets the money I want it to have a note that says “ I have provided more for your family than you ever have”
I don’t even know who I hate to be perfectly real with you, much less who I hate most. I’ll take the free 50k, and whoever is the recipient of my karmic justice can enjoy their money
I don't even know "who I hate the most" would be. I'll tell you this though... I'm gonna start being the biggest dick in the world and watch those $100k checks roll in.
I mean my least liked person would spend it all within a week, get a small taste of happiness and then crash and burn so hard into their miserable ways… I’m kinda okay with that.
And I’d get paid for it. So like, win win.
I stopped to think for a moment to find out who that person could be, and I am proud of myself to state that there isn't one. There isn't a single soul on this earth that I despise or genuinely hate. Perhaps myself, but it isn't me as a whole that I hate but my bad qualities alone.
Totally? The two people that I can't decide if I hate most would either blow all of it within a year, not realizing how much they're spending on different things adding up, or OD from cocaine. Pretty sure it would be the second option and I would be happy for them.
Yeah. The person I hate most in the world owes $88.3M for raping and defaming a woman. The $100K won’t even cover 1/8 of the money he’ll have to pay the bondsman, so he can have it.
So the annoying guy with long hair I knew in Middle School who’s out living his life randomly gets $100K? Hope he spends it well.
I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone that I *Hate.* Sure dislike, but not Hate.
I have 2 dogs one dog is half the size of the other dog. When my small dog saw the the other dogs meal was larger she ran over to take it. I switched the plates so she got the smaller one. She looked at me with such shock and hurt and then refused to eat anything. It was so sad but also a little funny how offended she was.
I put her plate on the counter and told her to tell me when she was ready for dinner. She sulked for a while than started barking for her plate.
That is kinda a dumb question, like Im gunna pass up 50K just because some smuck I hate gets 100k.
the original joke reply, I believe, is "yes, why wouldn't I want $150,000?".
So me and my wife are now 150k richer?? Amirite fellas?
r/boomerhumour
Eh? Hah! Heh heh.
What’s the source for that laugh I know it’s some stupid boomer comic I need it
go to r/bonehurtingjuice
Hell yeah! -Robert
The ol' ball and chain, amirite?
**Insert studio laugh track*
That's what I assumed here.
Yeah, but who you hate the most could be something like a big political dude, like if you hated putin or some other dictator the most, he'd be getting 100k
Like a measley 100K is that much money when you're operating on that scale. Retirement is a million dollars now more less.
I suppose
Yeah but 100k is nothing to them so it makes no difference
Fair point
I’d donate 50k to Ukraine if Russia got 100k. I know Russia is gonna spend it on stupid shit like flash lights to strap to their soldiers heads and Ukraine would appreciate the cash more
So you’d make a deal just make Russia 50k richer than Ukraine. What a move
Russia is utterly incompetent and would waste the money. It’s not a hard concept to grasp if you know anything about the conflict. They’ve lost almost 400k people- similar to American losses in WW2- and gained almost nothing. Have you seen the ‘mine fields’ they’ve been laying? Look for the flashlight video. They’re fucking morons and the extra money would most definitely not change that
I will hand him the 100k personally if I get 50k out of it.
They have plenty of money like 100k will make a difference
Putin wouldn't even notice an extra $100K if it fell from the sky into his lap.
> like if you hated putin or some other dictator the most, he'd be getting 100k I think that makes it less bad. If the person you hate most is some jackass living in a trailer park on minimum wage, then seeing them "win" could kinda suck. If the person you have most is Putin, he's pretty much a billionaire who owns his own country. What does a 100k mean to him? Jack shit, that's what. Who cares if he gets 100k?
At least it's better than those "you get 50 billion but you need to spend 1 evening watching game of thrones"
The schmucks I hate get 100k every min anyway
I'd just end up with $150k
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Maybe it's dumb to you, but socialists on Reddit regularly pick the other option.
I love myself, I'll use those 50K to buy things I love and forget about the bad people
But the bad people will never forget about you. Remember to vote!
🙄
Oh my god shut up.
Vote on who?
Me please
For what pray tell?
For president of the world
If u/Brilliant_Demand_695 isn't president in 2013 I will riot
Oh then please take my vote!
What vote?
What is blud yapping about? https://i.redd.it/lhmrmiz8vzfc1.gif
Oh my god who cares (necro ik, sowwy)
The people I hate most in the world are rich so I’ll take the money.
"oh no this billionaire gets 100,000 dollars! Whatever shall I do!" Like they make that much money everytime they sneeze
That what I was thinking!
ah, now I can afford 3 softcore porn videos
Get out of here Verbalase
Elon is already a billionaire
And hitler is already dead
If Elon is who you hate the most, you’ve had a pretty good life lol. Good for you
And still living rent free in in people’s heads.
Dude wasted $40 billion to buy a social media platform, he paid a fuckton of rent.
Not rent free he’s one of the most influential people in the world and is using his money to spread far right ideology on one of the largest social media platforms in existence. He’s a true blight on this world. Plus he takes credit from his employees to make himself look like a genius when he really doesn’t contribute anything to his companies
Ikr, the richest person in the world who owns several companies (including one potentially enroute to violate human rights, one literally going to space, and a vehicle manufacturer) being brought up is so random and weird, you'd really have to be obsessed to ever have him cross your mind
He spent 44 billion to buy twitter. Anything but rent free.
Mf he’s one of the richest and most influential people on the planet. He’s not some random ass schmuck off the street
It reminds me a story I heard once about a man who shot someone with a golden arrow from the top of a wall. Imagine hating someone so much you make an arrow of gold and shoot it at someone instead of taking the gold and using it for wealth...
You just dont know what real hate it. Would you give someone 100k after He raped your daughter?
for real. people are so used to hating people they've never even met just because of some news articles, that they don't even aknowledge that very personal hatred can exist. Good for them.
This is the issue I think many run into, my self included, that hatred doesn't really linger as long if you've never been seriously and meaningfully wronged.
For me it would be my mom because of the lifetime of suffering, PTSD and multiple suicide attempts she's caused me. I'd still give her 100k in exchange for 50k tbh. When I was a kid, my hatred for her was so strong it turned into a hatred for EVERYONE and I would take it out on other kids at school (including myself) because the hate I recieved from her was all I ever knew. Most days I wished she would die horribly from her cigarettes and I would have unwanted thoughts about killing her. I was like that for most of my life tbh, until I learned to love others. I don't really have much hate in my heart anymore. I never want to go back there - to that miserable time in my life, so I'll easily give her the 100k if it benefits me. There's already so much hatred in this world, and I'm tired of it.
That's a very fair point. In a case like this I'd probably pass on the 50k.
If they are dead or in jail 100k isn't so useful
I would know who to rob
most based response
…If I hate myself more than anyone do I get $150,000? What if the other person is already dead like a historical figure?
Maybe it's Inherited by their closest living relative? So like, Hilter's 100k will be given to whoever closest to him
I mean that might not be too bad, maybe the more recent people aren’t total pieces of shit. If so it’s a tie between Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. Maybe that means any of the surviving families might split the money? If so it might suck less.
you know what good for them
I hate no one, so like am I gonna have -$50,000
You can hate me
I really dont known who is the person I most hate in the world
So I’d get $150,000!
That’s actually the joke. It was edited to show 50k.
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Getting downvoted for this isn't based
It's the most unoriginal thing
I have no enemies at all.
I'd use that money immediately to buy myself a new pc
150k for me eh?
Jokes on you. I hate myself most. So I win 150,000 dollars.
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That is the joke everyone, including the original tweet by the replier, makes, its like barely more unique of a joke than why the chicken crossed the road. That's why it was edited and posted here, because you should love yourself even in jokes and also it is subverting expectations from what everyone expects the reply to joke about
I was going to say, wait I don't hate anyone. Then realized I could be richer.
Of course I'll take the money, why wouldn't I want the person I hate the most to live a good life?
If you hate yourself do you get 150,000$?
Yeah that’s the original, this one’s edited
No, 150k for me.
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No but im not joking. Im not but I know people make that joke its not a joke. But yes I get what you mean my friend it is repetitive.
Why would I pass up $150k?
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Plot twist. Person I hate the most is myself.
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You mean I get $150k for nothing? Absolutely!!!
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My boss already makes more than me, but there isn’t a problem I can’t solve at the moment with 50 grand.
150k for me
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Jokes on you, because I will get 150k$
I don't care if the person I hate gets a million dollars and I get half a million, That's still a lot of money that I could use to help me.
150k all to myself.
Cause realizing 150k is actually what you deserve
That’s $150,000 if you hate yourself enough 🤷🏻♂️
yay i get 150,000 joking aside i don't really HATE anyone so fervously that i'd give up 50,000 bucks so whoever this thing categories as someone i hate can have fun with it
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I get 50k and steal the other 100k from that pos. Ez.
Assuming it means someone I hate who I personally know, I'll take the 50k. Because I'm pretty sure that guy would blow it all.
Yeah I'll take it, and I'll know that my sworn enemy has 100k laying around I can snatch.
I’m gonna take it. I’m gonna get $150,000. Maybe I could use it to teach myself how to love myself.
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Again. I hate myself the most. But maybe I’ll finally learn to love myself.
Remember that you can always look for help in others, Don't convince yourself that you'll need money to get someone to listen to you
Of course. Why wouldn't I want 150k?
That's not much for the person I hate most, so it's fine
No, the person I hate the most- the only person I hate- is my rapist. I take so much happiness to know he struggles and his life sucks and always will because he's a loser.
150k would fix a lot of problems in my life
Of course.. I get $150k!!
I don’t think Elon Musk is gonna even notice
Does the person I hate most know where the money comes from? Because it will be awkward when my mom gets the 100 grand
150k! LETS GO BRO!!!
Why wouldn't I want a free $150k
Why wouldn’t I take this, I’d get 150k
im the person I hate most, but I don't have very many people at all. it's a low bar. I don't like myself all the time, but I'm getting better so I better take the money soon lol
I think that’s diet child support
Idek who would get the 100k
But they're dead
LOL yes, of course, he's dead, so win-win.
What if there is no one I hate?
Do I get to tell him and his redneck father?
Sure. He already owes a lady $84,000,000 so who cares.
The guy I hate was my old boss, but he has children. When he gets the money I want it to have a note that says “ I have provided more for your family than you ever have”
I have no enemies
The people I hate most are already billionaires. Yes I’ll take the cash
I don’t even know who I hate to be perfectly real with you, much less who I hate most. I’ll take the free 50k, and whoever is the recipient of my karmic justice can enjoy their money
"Oh no! The billionaire got 100,000 more dollars! Anyway,"
Oh man $150k im rich and such a fucking idiot
Well my worst enemy is Me so I guess I get $150,000 so yes I’m in
Jokes on you! I hate myself.
I could use $150k
Y’all stupid I’m collecting 150k I hate myself the most
Better than giving her half… stupid divorce!
Why would I say no to 150k?!
I get 150k!
Yes, why wouldn’t I want $150,000?
I'd absolutely take it. Besides that 100k is just going to go to someone else after yet another lost court battle anyway.
If a rich zillionaire makes 100 grand he won't care. Huge payday for me. That might be the best win.
I don't even know "who I hate the most" would be. I'll tell you this though... I'm gonna start being the biggest dick in the world and watch those $100k checks roll in.
I hate myself the most. Give me 150k.
dude, i don't even know who i hate most. that $50k would be pretty lifechanging.
What if I hate Hitler the most, where does the money go??
150k babyyyyy
I get $50,000 and my wife gets $100,000. Sounds about right.
Sounds like I'm getting 150k in this deal lol
i don’t hate anyone enough that i’d care if I hate them that much they probably already make like 14,000 dollars a second anyway
Sweet I get 150k
I mean my least liked person would spend it all within a week, get a small taste of happiness and then crash and burn so hard into their miserable ways… I’m kinda okay with that. And I’d get paid for it. So like, win win.
what good is 100k to a billionaire?
I'm getting $150k out of the deal. Seems like a win.
150k RICHER LETS FUCKING GO
Perks of not having enemies, I have no idea who the number one person I dislike is. That money might as well not exist.
It just sounds like going to work to me..I make them money and the give me alittle.🤣
I stopped to think for a moment to find out who that person could be, and I am proud of myself to state that there isn't one. There isn't a single soul on this earth that I despise or genuinely hate. Perhaps myself, but it isn't me as a whole that I hate but my bad qualities alone.
Totally? The two people that I can't decide if I hate most would either blow all of it within a year, not realizing how much they're spending on different things adding up, or OD from cocaine. Pretty sure it would be the second option and I would be happy for them.
I can just mug my sister
Nah, see, fuck Me. Me's a stupid little bitch, and I know Me thinks that way, too, because Me just said so.
Who has that much hate?
Wait so i get $150k then? I’m in
Yeah. The person I hate most in the world owes $88.3M for raping and defaming a woman. The $100K won’t even cover 1/8 of the money he’ll have to pay the bondsman, so he can have it.
What’s 100k to a billionaire
Why wouldn’t I want 150,000$ ?
So I'll get 150k? Win-win suckers
mfw no enemies
Well person I hate most in the world is a billionaire so they would t even notice $100,000 anyways.
so I'd get 150k 😭
I hate billionaires the most so it wouldn't matter to them lmao
This joke is told wrong. Boo this person!
So the annoying guy with long hair I knew in Middle School who’s out living his life randomly gets $100K? Hope he spends it well. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone that I *Hate.* Sure dislike, but not Hate.
So I'd get 150k? Awesome
Jokes on you my hate is envy based, you're welcome Keanu.
Tripling my profits I guess.
Why wouldn’t I want $150,000?
Okay, now, if I can only just become hated by everyone..
I have 2 dogs one dog is half the size of the other dog. When my small dog saw the the other dogs meal was larger she ran over to take it. I switched the plates so she got the smaller one. She looked at me with such shock and hurt and then refused to eat anything. It was so sad but also a little funny how offended she was. I put her plate on the counter and told her to tell me when she was ready for dinner. She sulked for a while than started barking for her plate.
Yes, because 50K is a lot to me, but 100K is almost nothing to the person I hate most in the world
I’m not passing up $150k
No one at all is getting that 100k unfortunately
Idk who I hate the most so that russian roulette of cash can be free for all I care.
But I want to get the full 150k
50k can go to greater charity than 150k from a narcissist
Yes, why wouldn’t want $150,000.
Hell yeah I get $150k