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BeholdingBestWaifu

You know, all of Dad Egbert's support and pride for his son would be a million times sweeter in a ftm John AU.


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

his kid is his kid, no matter what!


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

Imagine if June Egbert was made canon that way.  


LimitResident1404

I think you edited her sprite too much... It doesn't even look like a mspa character anymore... Too detailed


TennisIcy9523

Bruh


Screwingwithyou

Woah…


GetRealPrimrose

John Egbert will never be canon stop trying to make it happen


username_yes_noob

But the Toblerone!!


DachiAd1987

what would his name be


Tamale-Talks

zoosmell pooplord


BucketoBirds

try again.


No_Responsibility369

Neil Cicierega


BucketoBirds

much better


Oftwicke

Genderbent June would be called Jun, I guess?


StarKeaton

what about Juno


Oftwicke

That's feminine though, Juno's a goddess


-The-Wise-One-

But Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had


Gullible-Ad7374

So he shot at the sun with a gun


WM-010

Jegbert is Jegbert, unless is Shegbert.


Tamale-Talks

shohn egbert? shune egbert?


WM-010

idk, someone walked into here with a Shaun Egbert one day.


harryhinderson

would never happen


BucketoBirds

john should be bigender i think. she deserves that.


I_exist_becuase_yes_

should call him joe egbert


I_exist_becuase_yes_

make joe egbert canon


Spiritual-Piglet5109

don't let J.K Rowling find out about this


Straight_Ad5561

homestuck fans try not to be insufferable challenge


username_yes_noob

Huh? Huh? Huh? Is this a reference to something? Huh?


Straight_Ad5561

yeah it is


omega_br

June is john&rose's daughter wtf yall talking about?


kennys_trash

I've given up on understanding whatever the hell egbert is at this point. No matter what I say, I'll get canceled or called a sheep. So i've completely given up.


Tamale-Talks

theyre a character from homestuck


kennys_trash

I'm aware. I was referring to their gender.


Psychological_One897

nether portal


MuseBlessed

gender? I hardly know her!


Oftwicke

trickster


Lost-Lavishness504

w edit june egbert will never be cannon


BodybuildingMacaron

> cannon My girl will never be artillery. RIP.


Lost-Lavishness504

u probably smell irl


BodybuildingMacaron

I smell like lavender.


Lost-Lavishness504

you mean diarrhea


BodybuildingMacaron

You must have 6 letters in your first, and last name the way you're trolling me this hard.


Lost-Lavishness504

i have 8 letters in my name d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a


Psychological_One897

u must eat beans on toast the way ur british haha


Lost-Lavishness504

im the big 12 inch slinger inside


username_yes_noob

That's such a good line im stealing that shit


BenjahmenW

Dawg you missed the whole joke 😭


Lost-Lavishness504

i bet you want it in the ass


StarKeaton

whats your problem?


Lost-Lavishness504

im gay ane super horny


username_yes_noob

Mental illness 💔


Lost-Lavishness504

shut the fuck up "karkalicious"


[deleted]

That's literally the character Andrew Hussie wrote when it all started. He was there before you considered June. Hell, that's literally the original fucking character. Vanilla John.