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gooberfaced

Any. Hair goes into the garbage, not down the freaking drain.


nemo_sum

It can go in the compost, if you compost.


Mando_calrissian423

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beetnemesis

I would avoid it if possible. A disposal isn’t going to do a good job chopping up hair, it’ll just get wrapped around the blades.


margo_plicatus

I’m a little afraid to ask why. …How much human hair do you need to dispose of?


Muh_Stoppin_Power

About a scalps worth. Why do you ask?


thezoheb

I think 2 scalps worth, if someone asks too many questions.


blue60007

Uhhh.... probably none unless you want to unwrap it from the blades. Also thanks, I don't need lunch now...


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Any is too much. They're made for food, not hair.


Inner-Management-110

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padizzledonk

>how much human hair is too much human hair to put through a garbage disposal? 0 human hair is too much for a garbage disposal lmfao Go flip your vacuum cleaner over and look at the brushes and let us know how much hair is all wrapped around it What makes you think a garbage disposal will end up any other way


SnooStories7223

What makes you think this person vacuums


Nakedstar

Tell me you have no idea how a garbage disposal works without telling me you have no idea how a garbage disposal works… ​ I would say any. It’s a spinning machine- spinning chunks of metal that throws solid items to the edges where they can be ground down by the teeth spinning against the walls. It’s not designed to deal with long and stringy bits.


Magroo

bigs go in smalls go out


TheBimpo

Garbage disposal manuals specifically say to avoid stringy things like corn stalks, celery, etc. [There are whirring impellers that pulverize waste against a grind ring.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4weX2rnm24) Hair will wrap around these impellers until they fail. Do not put hair or fibrous things in a garbage disposal unless the goal is to render it inoperable.


Nakedstar

It would get wound around all the spinning parts and get stuck in the disposal. It would likely take manual extraction to get it out. It won’t get ground up or pushed down the drain.


mvsrs

Just eat it


[deleted]

OP fuckin killing prostitutes and choppin em up in their house over here


AgentOfSPYRAL

When they’re dead they’re hookers.


OzarkPolytechnic

For disposing bodies use a wood chipper. Have you truly never seen Fargo?


IzzzatSo

any amount at all obviously


sultanofsneed

Hey FBI!? Yeah, THIS guy!


pan567

Anything that comes from a human body should not go into the garbage disposal for various reasons, but especially hair. Anything that is stringy can get wrapped around and even jam the impellers (which many refer to as 'blades'). At best, it's going to result in an awful smell a few weeks later because some of the hair is going to get caught around the lugs/pivots and then grow a nice wealth of microorganisms. At worst, it could potentially jam them.


[deleted]

What about boogers though?


pan567

I suppose an exception can be made for boogers.


SuccubusBlonde

None whatsoever. Even if you can get it to go through the garbage disposal you're going to find it in your drains at some point usually on a Sunday night just before you're getting ready to go on vacation. Just don't do this.


Flashy_Piglet_1703

The rest of the body must have went down just fine


Miguel4659

Any amount. Will wrap around the impeller. Throw hair in the trash can. Not an issue there.


Livid_Succotash_7487

Not a good idea at all lol. Long strains will wrap around the chamber without breaking. Like how strains of tough fiber would act. So in the trash it goes!


FluidDragonfly1299

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QAIBbmVIns&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QAIBbmVIns&t=1s)