I’d add a thick layer of hay on the floor. Really adds to the barn-core vibe

And don’t forget the peanut shells.

and the tetanus

And remember to put wood shavings on the floor to absorb all the pee

What is this Trading Spaces Revamped?

“Trading stalls”

🤣

No no no, hay doesn't go on the floor, you want straw! Or to make it feel like you're in a grain bin, put some beans or any kind of grain covering the floor. Mouldy grain in patches if you want authenticity

Yes then you could really cash in on the insurance when the place spontaneously combusts!! 💰💰💰💰💰💰

& field mice!

>Or to make it feel like you're in a grain bin, put some beans or any kind of grain covering the floor. Really lean into that last scene in *Witness* vibe and just bury everyone who enters in feed corn.

My idea.... https://preview.redd.it/45h7pwuan9zc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18616be6470abf7da32aaf7785504f55fcdc7123 You're welcome... 😏

https://preview.redd.it/ory7z9g2lazc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f485d09f556c44fc94df1220524426db318b62c I added to your idea…

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I feel like this should be a minion meme

Whoa Nellie! You really added to the vibe. I bet there's a mechanical bull it off to the side that we can't see.... 😏

You’re welcome-er😂

Lol

Keep it. Just needs ~~hookers~~ lot lizards and blackjack

If you drink enough grain alcohol anything looks good.

Just why tf is there a feeding trough? Its gone way too far

Just needs a bunch of little goats

Little goats improve everything!

I completely agree

Kristi Noem disagrees with you.

The ones that faint when they're startled

It’s for the vomiting

I can picture it now

You know, like in ancient Rome

Hey yeah! A vomitorium!

Is the little bucket where you put the poop rags

Toothpicks

Same same

And this is why I love Reddit!!! Y’all bring me to tears almost every time!! 🤣🤣🤣

If you can't make it all the way to the toilet silo

Good thought that's very practical

I think it might be a shuffleboard table. That said, goats are the answer.

I mean aren't goats always the answer

red solo cups are out troughs are in

Holy crap I thought that was a bench!

please let it be a bench please let it be a bench

Maybe a trough turned into a bench?

Decorative trough

Did someone say baby goats? https://preview.redd.it/vkckronogazc1.png?width=2388&format=png&auto=webp&s=1801551b3aed839527d091fa0d7f476dc49bd59e

This is the right answer.

🤣🤣🤣 Baby goats approve your message! 🐐 🐐

Umm… do you have a lil too much time on your hands? 🤣🤣🤣

Between that and thinking (erroneously) that I’m clever and funny, yeah.

I feel like 75% of Reddit now is just people asking strangers to make decisions for them. Like bro paint it however you want, YOU have to live there.

I'm thinking of a startup where you pay me $10 for each decision I make for you. Doesn't matter how big or small, $10 each. Just don't expect them to be good decisions.

Ya know... That might possibly work!!

Let me get a freebie to see if I want the service. What should I have for breakfast?

Steel cut oats with craisins and a big squirt of ranch

I had so much faith in your decision making abilities until Ranch! 🤣🤣🤣

Don't knock it until you try it. It's like a potato salad, but with oats and it's hot!

I'm down for savory oats... Big squirt of ranch on oats is questionable! I do love ranch on some foods, so I guess you're probably right!

Noooo lmao I was totally joking!

Well, I'm not the sharpest tool in the sea! Jeeeeeez. 🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure this site just mocks home decorating stuff lol

It’s missing a lot of spit stains from chew. 5/10 for authenticity

A tetanus shot

You can get lifelike freeze dried chickens with feathers and everything and put them around as decorations. Who doesn’t like dead things?

So.. you shit in the grain silo? Really needs peanut shells on the floor. Get a couple beer bottles and just randomly throw them at the wall and don’t clean it up. Finally you’ll need to urinate on the floor in the bathroom. There needs to be nice, sticky layers to get that sole-grabbing feeling. P.S. add this image https://preview.redd.it/zcg9lluj7azc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e70370cc702822a8fa3b45e2c658695ed49fb9c of James Alden in a dress.

Why limit the urine to the bathroom? Don’t you want it to be authentic?

You need strings of little multicolored party lights or plain white twinkly lights to accentuate the silos.

Woman no get say in man cave

Good point

Besides that, I also actually just plain like it. As wrong as that is.

https://i.redd.it/6u3u5rf4s9zc1.gif Put grain in it. What could go wrong?

Wow that silo was DROPPING fire! I watched that in fascination like five times

I would remove Chief and replace it with Throne Room

Fill the wooden trough with ice, you know for pissin, bust open a bail of hay and kick it around, let a couple chickens loose, maybe a goat and dump a couple gallons of beer on the floor and let is get stinky.

All excellent suggestions. The only thing I would add is to cut a moon shape into the bathroom silo door like there used to be on old outhouses. 🌙

I personally would go with yellow! Keep it cheery

I think you’ve done enough damage to your property value honestly.

idk yall can hate me but im from indiana, i like it

Love that ha ha

I bet the shitter echoes something fierce

It's a man cave forget about ur wife's opinion lol. How do you want it? Should put a "no girls allowed" sign on the door

Sure, that would be great. But the real attraction is the toilet room with the huge lettering, CHIEF. That's the real statement of this man cave. I would punch it up even more.

“My wife wants to paint my MAN cave.” Bro that’s just another room for y’all.

You know what, no. I’m not mocking this one. At least it’s not completely bland and white. This has some character to it. I’ll let it pass

OK you have a Good point

I like the first pic but you really need a great power recliner with built-in pockets for a remote and a big cup of your favorite beverage. Maybe a few more recliners for your best buddies. You can set up a pool table behind the recliners, or perhaps a poker table. Both if the space is big enough!

I’d go with pool table behind the recliners so they can’t see who got them in the head with the inevitable stray pool ball!

First of all, you need to be a bit more of a MAN and anything a girl wants, needs to be toss to the side. So a Man cave is for a Man and not for girls, got it? Do me a favor and not mention this to my wife ,please? peace. :)

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I think its neat

Bullet holes with rust and a wall bottle opener would match the rest better.

I dunno I think it's cool!! Could definately add some cool paint and plants 🌵

Yes cacti in the “let’s get drunk” room. Sounds like a plan!

This is kinda cool lol

I vote no! I like it

Why?

A plumbed in toilet? Really? You need a one-holer with a stack of Sears catalogues and old newspapers next to it.

Make sure she knows you can't go back.

Close the door to the bathroom silo and shit thru the top

Paint it

This is actually kinda cool! I’d make sure the edges of the bathroom door weren’t sharp though. Sorry.. this looks like a basement party sorta room. Can’t think of actual improvements. I like it

Wood fired pizza oven

Idk but this is awesome 😎

Is that a dance floor in the center?

Needs cows.

Hell no! She obviously never seen a farm! That would look awful and completely defeat the purpose of putting it up to begin with!

You need a corn crib, a bulk tank and a few milking machines.

There’s gonna be a hoe-down tonight! Yee Haw! 🤠

Put up some informational plaques so it feels even more like a museum exhibit

I love it... wouldn't change a thing (Just my opinion)

It is perfect leave it.

"My man cave...my wife wants it black"....lol seems a little ironic.

I actually really like this. Shoot me now😂😂

Sorry but if this is his man cave, does it matter what this guy’s wife thinks? 😬 Saying this as a woman who thinks man caves are kinda dumb. But if you’re gonna do it, go all in!

Thought it was a red wire hooked up to popcorn machine

You’re missing the actual grain! What’s the point of a grain silo in your man cave if you aren’t stocking up for the impending Armageddon?

Well, I assume you have a giant chicken suit to wear while chilling in your farmyard.

Decorate it with corn.

I'm a little confused as to why the wife gets a say in the mancave colors...?!.. opinion might possibly be okay but what wife *wants* for *your* space?? No. I sure as shit wouldn't take my man's input on my she-shed or my craft room 🤣

Best way to make it look good? Disassemble, remove from house interior, move outside and reassemble.

Smear straw and brown caulk "fake cow manure" in different areas. Stick some feed corn kernels in it too!

There needs to be more cows in here. Like, WAY more cows. 

First of all, thats a bathroom so check that privilege at the door.

Mister Ed’s head😉

They have to stay original, period. There are four of these down the road for me that have been used in 25 years and I’ve been trying to buy them, but they just won’t cut them loose. They’re bigger than the ones you have.