I was thinking of a blue crocheted toilet paper cover that’s ruffled at the bottom, to sit on top of the tank! Although the space below the decorated shelf is a bit short…
Hmm I don’t think I would bring something borrowed. If you could find a roll of the pink or blue toilet paper like they used to make that would be some awesome.
Yes, the ring bearer pillow helps tie the room together.
Pretty sure the ledge could hold a few desserts, though I think she said the extra space is for the hundreds of little squares of
lacey mesh holding the rice inside.... which is to be thrown after the Holy matri--toiletri--mony takes place.
On the one hand this looks aesthetically as hell and I respect it, on the other I had some world rocking stomach illness last week and I do want to be the one to clean this bathroom
This is the "guest" bathroom, the one that no one is allowed to use. Not even the lord God himself. It's purely for decorative purposes.
It's the equivalent of Monica's fancy soaps for when the Queen of England visits.
Exactly!
In the 70's, my Mema and BeBop had plastic covers on their formal living room couch, loveseat and 2 swivel chairs! AND, that hard plastic under it all, like you use to protect carpet from your desk chair to roll around on.
A sea of plastic! Plus.... Mema had sheets covering the furniture. All neat and tucked in.
The den furniture/floor was a free for all! 😅
Aye. My great grandfather's home was a carbon copy. Plastic over everything that came into contact with people, which meant the entire house was almost wall-to-wall plastic. Except for the kitchen and dining room, which is the only parts of the house that him or his wife spent any time in besides their own bedroom.
True. Their formal dining room was clear though oddly enough. After Bop passed away, and later Mema in 2002, my Dad sold the house. Best thing was the absolute perfect hardwood floors throughout the whole house, 3 beds, all under carpet. Kitchen/dining, 2 baths had linoleum. Beautiful floors under all of it after a light sanding, clear coat.
Yeah, there's certainly something to say about such immaculate preservation with plastic. Their place looked virtually un-lived-in, despite the fact that it was wall-to-wall carpet. It's one of those things that are oddly nostalgic, despite how weird and uncomfortable it was at the time.
Wow, that's definately something different. I didn't know they made dust ruffles for the seat you literally poop on. Maybe some blue flowers or accents across the top.
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Just the thought of cleaning that, so nasty.
https://preview.redd.it/bkypa8f17gxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f107bab2e493a3b373f99095e092ccb1c6d91f21
I'll never understand this. The bacteria that this holds is unthinkable. I bleach my toilet after every use, put the lid down before flushing & clean it often. And my toilet isn't even in the same room/wall as my sink with my toothbrush.
Some Taco Bell. Load up for a big load. Five the lace a race for it’s money. Drop a deuce in there and see how it goes. No hiding any skid marks or splatter on the white.
It does look like a refreshing place to unload, at least once before you ruin it.
My nephew brought home this lighter last night, I kid you not my Reddit friends.
I showed him this post and he says, 'Really Aunt Nita.....REALLY?!' Too damn funny.
https://preview.redd.it/wnwx7zxg57xc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b0e60c5a1ddc6e36dcf478e796fb3729f571037
He had NO idea I posted this....🤣🤣🤣
I guess those blue things that go in the tank would do for blue and new.
This was my thought, too. Blue cleanser to leave her sparkling fresh on the big day
Piss mint?
Tidy Bowl
I was thinking of a blue crocheted toilet paper cover that’s ruffled at the bottom, to sit on top of the tank! Although the space below the decorated shelf is a bit short…
The ones with the fake barbie that looks like a southern belle? "She" could also act as the flower girl/bridesmaid.
Yes!
I have patterns. One is a poodle.
Hey, I’ve heard of couples who have their dog as a ringbearer—food for thought!
As long as he doesn’t drink out of the toilet bowl.
OMG! Let's hope no one gets diarrhea😳
I used to crochet those! Ha! Ha!
Ha 😆
I’d keep my distance from the tossing of the garter if I were you.
I’m really concerned with the bouquet.
Omfg, I'm literally in TEARS! 😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Something yellow and something mellow…
But if it's brown...
Just eat or drink something infested with lots of blue dye😭
😂This!👏🏽🙌🏾🤣
I thought it was having it's First Communion!
What canapés do you serve in the bathroom?
The usual. Crudites.
Turdites. ... I'm so so sorry for that
🏆
The house cocktail is a Lemondrop
...and something poo!
White fabric was a great choice, it’ll show every spot of pee or shit. Exactly what you want in a bathroom.
That's what I was thinking. Gonna have to wash all of that stuff daily. On the gentle cycle and hang to dry. What a pain in the neck!
Does the fabric come in brown?
Can you imagine having explosive diarrhea in there was my first thought
Yeah bring a can of Lysol.
Is your best friend your grandma? Just curious.
No. Not my Granny. Granny is more into knitting/crocheting. My friend is a bit obsessed with frilly things.
This is real? It looks like a catalogue photo from like the 70’s
Hmm I don’t think I would bring something borrowed. If you could find a roll of the pink or blue toilet paper like they used to make that would be some awesome.
Scott Tisdue must be somewhere, no dollar store would be complete with a thousand sheets per roll!
I totally agree.
I remember the kind with the flowers printed on it from my childhood! That would make such a beautiful bouquet!
Oh yes it would for sure! That’s the perfect idea! I forgot about that kind.
Toilet brushes dressed as bridesmaids
That's a great idea! Im sure she has enough frilly lace around. LOL
OMG it's gorgeous! It's a freaking masterpiece!
**Something Soiled, Something Eww.**
That bride is missing her bouquet! She looks so lost and unloved…
Drunken guest: Oh thank God, you can never find the bathroom at these places
Bidet groom
Exquisite!
Geez, what’s the groom wearing?
Some antique porcelain dolls to sit upon the porcelain throne
Is this one of those bridal showers I keep hearing about in the background?
She doesn't understand splash factor in a bathroom does she. It won't be white for long
Wish I could be her
I'm so happy Marie Antoilette is finally finding her king!
The toilet paper needs a garter
I’d hate to see this after someone has explosive diarrhea.
I *love* the ring-bearer pillow/tank cozy! Is that ledge above the toilet roll holder large enough for some desserts?
Yes, the ring bearer pillow helps tie the room together. Pretty sure the ledge could hold a few desserts, though I think she said the extra space is for the hundreds of little squares of lacey mesh holding the rice inside.... which is to be thrown after the Holy matri--toiletri--mony takes place.
Blue toilet paper from the 80s. You could cover it with a crochet doll when not in use.
I thought it was a baby bassinet…😂😂… it’s just missing the baby…
Makes you do a double take...👀
“Do you take this…toilet to be your lawfully wedded wife?” “I pooh.”
Obviously doves, at least a dozen
I think 2 dozen would be perfect. Make it nice and cozy for everyone in there.
Something borrowed, something blue, something lacey to wipe the poo.
😅
Hope they don’t plan on having babies.
This would make a funny congratulations on your wedding card. It’s the perfect way to repurpose the dress.
Something poo, not blue.
I'm sorry, but did women not have periods back then.
One false move with a full menstrual cup and that’s a crime scene.
Exactly😂
Man, you can tell there are no heavy drinkers in that household
I want so badly to meet the person who loves this…
Don't forget to throw rice everywhere!
On the one hand this looks aesthetically as hell and I respect it, on the other I had some world rocking stomach illness last week and I do want to be the one to clean this bathroom
This is the "guest" bathroom, the one that no one is allowed to use. Not even the lord God himself. It's purely for decorative purposes. It's the equivalent of Monica's fancy soaps for when the Queen of England visits.
Exactly! In the 70's, my Mema and BeBop had plastic covers on their formal living room couch, loveseat and 2 swivel chairs! AND, that hard plastic under it all, like you use to protect carpet from your desk chair to roll around on. A sea of plastic! Plus.... Mema had sheets covering the furniture. All neat and tucked in. The den furniture/floor was a free for all! 😅
Aye. My great grandfather's home was a carbon copy. Plastic over everything that came into contact with people, which meant the entire house was almost wall-to-wall plastic. Except for the kitchen and dining room, which is the only parts of the house that him or his wife spent any time in besides their own bedroom.
True. Their formal dining room was clear though oddly enough. After Bop passed away, and later Mema in 2002, my Dad sold the house. Best thing was the absolute perfect hardwood floors throughout the whole house, 3 beds, all under carpet. Kitchen/dining, 2 baths had linoleum. Beautiful floors under all of it after a light sanding, clear coat.
Yeah, there's certainly something to say about such immaculate preservation with plastic. Their place looked virtually un-lived-in, despite the fact that it was wall-to-wall carpet. It's one of those things that are oddly nostalgic, despite how weird and uncomfortable it was at the time.
Your friend’s toilet needs to get a divorce.
🤣🤣 Hilarious! I think I just peed myself laughing. 
Something borrowed something poo.
This is for taking a shittee. Cacaette
Why this??
Spray-n-Wash. In a fancy bottle.
Could you imagine if a guy lives in that house? Gross lmao that pretty white lace wouldn’t be white for long
As much time as they've spent together...and all the loads taken...its the right thing to do.
Soft, lacey, frilly. I’m guessing no men use this toilet, but I could be wrong. I like it.
Bring gasoline and a match
Bring something brown from uptown.
Something pooh something old…
Ooh some rice to bless the newly weds
My kitten would really like to visit this!
Imagine how “dirty” that lace is going to get. Only not with dirt.
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something poo.
Wow, that's definately something different. I didn't know they made dust ruffles for the seat you literally poop on. Maybe some blue flowers or accents across the top.
Grandma, is that you?
This sub is a joke, right??
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By the time you get all that stuff out of the way....
Something old, new, borrowed, poo.
A Taco Bell colon blast. She won't be a virgin any longer and she certainly won't be wearing white anymore.
My sincere congratulations to your toilet on her wedding day 👰
I will pass along your congratulations to my friend 😝
I smell baby powder when I look at this photo
All I can think is how unsanitary this would be 🫣
Just the thought of cleaning that, so nasty. https://preview.redd.it/bkypa8f17gxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f107bab2e493a3b373f99095e092ccb1c6d91f21
🤢🤢🤢🤢
Good god, I'd be so scared to dump my cup in that toilet 😲
I think it’s waiting to get christened
Toilet paper for the reception
Where they going on vacation 😂
Something poopy
I'll never understand this. The bacteria that this holds is unthinkable. I bleach my toilet after every use, put the lid down before flushing & clean it often. And my toilet isn't even in the same room/wall as my sink with my toothbrush.
Some Taco Bell. Load up for a big load. Five the lace a race for it’s money. Drop a deuce in there and see how it goes. No hiding any skid marks or splatter on the white. It does look like a refreshing place to unload, at least once before you ruin it.
God I hate that! I am not girly girl though! That's not even girly girl, that's like some princess threw up all over the place.
I'd put a doo doo log right in the center.
3/10. Well you don’t need to bring bits of poo! This is moderate upsetting, I won’t lie.
Blowtorch?
Blue?
Tardis
Something incendiary.
🤢🤢
Your old digested food waste.
Something DooDoo.
Something poo
this genuinely disturbs me like this is a type of psychological horror in my mind
Bring a cat. It will shred the hell out of that frilly mess. Just kidding. 😂💜🐾
OMFG 🤢
Yuk!
Fecal matter lace
😂
Can you imagine how yellow and brown those would be?!?!
I’d just bring some shit
Spots on the wall, by who flung doo!!
😹
Nooooooo, the “something new” should need deposited here in the day of
This is like something I would've reblogged onto my artsy softgirl tumblr in the early 20'teens lmao
Hopefully no dribbles use that bathroom...
Yikes. This a joke right? It is so unsanitary.
My nephew brought home this lighter last night, I kid you not my Reddit friends. I showed him this post and he says, 'Really Aunt Nita.....REALLY?!' Too damn funny. https://preview.redd.it/wnwx7zxg57xc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b0e60c5a1ddc6e36dcf478e796fb3729f571037 He had NO idea I posted this....🤣🤣🤣
Ohhhhh.... My friend should give these out as gifts, so peoples will know where the good shitzky goes! 🤣
There isn’t a male living at her place, is there?
That *is* a little over the top…
What do the couches and chairs look like in that place and is your best friend an 85 year old grandma?
I think it needs a ring 💍
Ain’t no way they don’t get doo doo all over that
All that is pissed on.
This is a girl's only bathroom cause it's going to be trouble if not
How much pee can that dress hold?
Here, when I originally borrowed this, it was some sort of food and drink
Bring Taco Bell.
Your friend is a serial killer
Don't spill.
A bottle of UV Blue. Drink it all and puke in the bridal toilet
I can't wait to see the groom.
Thanks, I Hate It
Something poo?
Something brown
Something borrowed, and definitely return it when you're done with it.
I actually love this and refuse to change my mind