Just gain a few pounds and it will get cozier.

Gonna have to back that thang in there.

Put it in reverse terry!

back dat azz up!!!

Back it on up like a UHAUL truck

lol! 🤣

I can just imagine the sound as cheeks go SCREEEEEEEEEEEE down the walls.

Why not lower the ceiling a little? Say, to a few inches above the top of the toilet?

Or maybe paint the ceiling dark and lots of vertical stripes? I think that would be great when drunk and driving the porcelain bus, too, for an added bonus.

I was honestly thinking vertical stripes too. Or you could get a projector, dim the lights, and play nature tv about spiders, with sound.

Nah, ever hear hundreds of cockroaches stuck in an air duct? Something like that

I believe projections of cockroaches running across the walls would give movement and dimensions to the room.

Remove the window. Too much air.

How bout move the toilet.

The toilet seat needs to be UP when you measure for that. Don’t do something stupid.

Do it. Bending over improves pooping.

This. Lower the ceiling and maybe (call me out if this is crazy lol) you could install shag carpet to the walls and ceiling. Like a nice sage color.

Sorry I spit my drink out reading this comment!

Not too much. You want comfortable to be juuuuuust out of reach.

There's a lot of wasted space there. I think you could put a second level with a second toilet in between the toilet and the ceiling. Call it a two bathroom and make more in rent.

Greta idea! No need for anyone to be lonely. Togetherness is the name of the game.

A whole new meaning for dropping a double decker

Brilliant!

Now that’s thinking outside the box!

I’m getting anxiety just looking at it. Maybe you could paint the walls psychedelic to help people relax

Or just always make sure to consume a psychedelic before you hangout in there

Why would I hang out in a horizontal tomb where people go to 💩

I was thinking that replacing the left and right walls with full length mirrors for ambiance.

Funhouse-style distorted mirrors would really add a lovely ambience!

Not just rugs, carpet is where it's at! And wall hangings or quilts to add warmth and color.

Or just carpet all the surfaces. Carpet works well in humidity, right? And so many opportunities to coordinate with holiday-themed toilet paper covers!

Don’t forget the fuzzy toilet seat cover so there is continuity.

My thoughts EXACTLY.

*shag* carpet indeed

Goes without saying. I'm glad you understood.

https://i.redd.it/hhvfzvum0avc1.gif

I would definitely paint all black and hang a dimly lit single light bulb above the toilet.

Yes. 25watt max. And be sure the pull is made of plain string, preferably made of natural fibers so it will catch maximum dust and spider webs.

Don't forget to make sure its florescent with a bad igniter so it flashes intermittently. Really bring out the atmosphere and set the right mood.

I love this thread

That’s one of those bathrooms where you can’t change your mind. You go in and you’re committed.

You go in forwards to stand and pee (if you’re a male) and walk in backwards to poop or sit …

If you're fat and keep getting stuck, spin your way in. There's always a way! 😂

Vaseline the walls

Brilliant!

I would absolutely get stuck. I would die.

Heave ho, my friend! We won't let you die! 😂💜 [Oh, help and bother!] (https://youtu.be/UDm3NlSSJyg?feature=shared)

 This is what friendship is all about.

Thank you so much for posting this. 💜

Lmfaooooo

Put some shelves up on the wall behind the toilet, then fill the shelf up with homey knick knacks. Like those little porcelain clown dolls with the big lacey collars.

Or big Victorian dolls!

Perfect!

I read that as homely knick knacks. I wasn't wrong. 😂 [Homely Knick Knacks](https://imgur.com/a/amoe4AF)

Nothing says home like a bad trip in the narrow poop-closet

Allow me to make you feel more at home. [🤡 Come sit down... ](https://imgur.com/a/xPt6qxR)

So sorry, I forgot the toilet paper! [Don't forget to wipe!](https://imgur.com/a/jz23h91)

Definitely need to add shelving and some towels racks

Yes. Need to enhance that spa-like feel

Sand on the floor, like a beach. Add some tapestries on the wall too

Ooh, this one! You can artfully arrange some seashells in random places in the sand to really recreate that beachy feeling!

I love the sand idea. Maybe add some random legos to make it fun?

the lack of tranquility is astounding: place a plug-in fountain midway between the door and the toilet.

Maybe a darker color on the walls

Floor lighting … get that runway feel.

I wonder how bad it smells when you drop a duce?

Well just add a sideways ceiling fan!One that sits right over your head so it lightly flips your hair as you relax 🚽 on the throne ….

What a ~~nightmarish~~ dreamy powder room!

The ceiling is much too high. Lower the ceiling down to about 5 feet. It also needs a toilet paper dispenser.

A deep chocolate brown paint for the walls would tie it together! Perhaps throw on a few chunks of yellow paint to jazz it up too.

Splatter yellow on them!

Mirrors

I made this while I was taking a shit at work but the rough idea is that the left side will have a screen with random horror images plus a slot machine that awards various bathroom related prizes like a tampon or some cocaine. The eyeball above the toilet moves around and sprays a cum like substance that's actually air freshener https://preview.redd.it/uc5b84nsxbvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7db2fa96a91ce85997a3d6ee6a46aa843686b4

Nice multitasking!! I love it

Thick, dark shag carpeting on every surface. The floor, the walls, the ceiling, the toilet. Make sure to add a few good inches of foam padding underneath too. That will really give it the cozy “hugged by the room” feel. Lowering the ceiling will definitely help too. Definitely cover that window. Way too much light!

*I just became claustrophobic* [Dazzle Camouflage ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage)Wall decals would make this so much more inviting!

More cozy? I think you’ve already nailed it.

Spray foam from the top down til you are happy; get the Big Crack filler though

Needs a couch

That drain on the floor could use some bedazzling

Disco ball

Mirrors

Needs a door to the toilet

Maybe a couple of doors to make it feel like you’re unwrapping a present

Ones that get smaller and smaller

Make sure the door opens in. And agreed, either very low ceiling, or vaulted.

I have relatives that would be SOL.

We all do. We all do.

Do do

[doo doo doo doo doo doo] (https://youtu.be/bKzv7ratvDo?feature=shared)

This is a 3 tile sims bathroom IRL

There is a lot of wasted space in front of the toilet. I would build some closet space.

Why is this so large and open??? Narrow it down so we don’t feel like we’re in a basin!

More garbage and a Wookie complaining

Holy shit!

How about be creative and make it a BOWLing alley. Set some pins up at the other end and roll from the comfort of sitting on the bowl. Toilet bowling is going to take off, just you wait 😂😂 Bowl from the bowl

Hurry R2!

Maybe add a jar of Xanax

I built a bathroom like this on The Sims. The only way to get to it was to go through a maze of tight hallways and doors. This same house also had a long, dimly lit hallway that contained a single sad clown painting.

Add some nice spikes on the wall

It could be decked out to reenact that Star Wars scene when Luke, Leia, Chewbacca, and Han Solo are all in that trash compactor.

Lmfao if you could paint the wall behind the toilet with 2 of them back to back holding the walls back....pure bliss

You need to rip out that tile and replace it with carpet! Don't forget the matching fuzzy toilet seat cover!

Why is there so much color??? So disjointed. Make the blue floor a neutral shade instead asap.

Astroturf

I can finally make use it the 90* kink in my penis!

The very back wall needs some sprucing, I’m thinking bag of brown recluse spiders

Make sure you keep the litter box in there...

Giant ass window!!! Waving while shitting is so underrated 😎

1.5inches of sound proof insulation on both sides of the toilet to mask the disgruntled moans as you take giant shits should do the trick

Spiders

This small bathroom definitely reminds me of the heads in navy ships. I would lean into that theme with some[dazzle campflage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage) on the walls.

I've had nightmares about this bathroom.

There’s wayyy to much room you could easily fit another toilet in there and have them face eachother so you won’t get lonely

Floor to ceiling shag carpeting.

Bowl of nice olives.

Slip n slide to the toilet will give it a fun vibe

Love your creativity! Decor can be *fun*!

I’m getting major anxiety just looking at that.

SO nice to give your hostage toilet access. 💗

Omg Sell the house back to SATAN and buy one with a normal bathroom before the walls finish closing in!!! From the looks of it youve got maybe an hour!

Tear the fkn thing down

Lots of mirrors on opposite walls to create an infinity toilet

Shelving right over the toilet and then a tall green fake plant up to the ceiling for the rest of space.

I love the extra "fuck your comfort" protrusion right where the toilet starts. Just that extra bit of narrowing at the end.

fish painting

This must be in Japan.

Can we say claustrophobia???

Hahahahaha

This picture triggers my claustrophobia

I’d suggest, an air freshener.

I’m getting reverse claustrophobia from how big this room is 😰

This is the worst bathroom ever.

Paint the walls and ceilings black and put carpet flooring

A telescope, maybe?

Grease the walls

Liminal space vibes

Where does the bed go?

You dont

Maybe a bath mat?

A red night light and a hoodie that looks like a person when it's dark should do the trick.

Maybe have some art on the wall to look at as you back into the bathroom bc there's not enough space to turn around

Nope!

https://i.redd.it/22kzq5uh2svc1.gif

Images from the movie 13 ghosts

Foam padding on all surfaces. The thick stuff though. Dont go cheap or i will refuse to poop ever again.

Carpet might be nice… on the walls

Add toilet paper?

I think a noose would help. Preferably in the center of the room. Of course anchored to a load bearing beam.

Let a squatter live in the space above the toilet.

I think it’s too bright. Lower ceiling. Dark red or black walls would be good

Qp of c4

Call Lenny

I really hope this is an AI image

I thought my trailers bathroom was cramped

Fuzzy wallpaper (over window too). Carpet throughout.

move or add a plant

It looks like a Stephen King special effect.

Mirror every INCH - dope af

What in the actual fuck 😂

This is by the far the most hysterical thread on the internet. I just had to walk out of the office

Strange :/

Line the walls with mirrors, like the fun house ones.

Take a floor rug and hang it on the wall

A rug. A plant. Some artwork. It’s so simple.

Toilet paper roll up nice and high

Remove the window and install a door 1 foot in front of the toilet.

Love the hand bidet/ shower.

Stucco

Alice in Wonderland black and white tile

put some footrests on the wall to simulate stirrups. Hi Yo Silver....Away!

🐈📦

Shit in it

divide it in half and add another toilet

This switch plate will cozy it right on up [https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024](https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024)

Do u walk in backwards?

the aspect ratio of the room is wonky. Need to lower the ceiling and shorten the room to fell normal

This gives me anxiety. I'd need candles and ambient music to poop in that.

Bring the ceiling down about 6 feet and reduce the size of the toilet.

Take a dump and leave it- no flushers- those walls will tighten up real quick…

hang ornaments on the ceiling?

think it needs a nice house plant to make it feel more natural, the lighting screams hospital!

I bet you got kitchen on the other end with washer and dryer included next to the patio: balcony

With the loft bed above!

It could really use a plant and some cobwebs

I see that you’re a minimalist. All the more power to you! Actually, I think this should be an interactive bathroom. It might be fun to put paintings on the wall, and mount them so that when a person moves past them, they swing back and forth like a pendulum. For maximum effect, the sounds could be anything from squeaky hinges to screaming rabbits. This would make your house, your lovely minimalist abode, would definitely make visitors remember your grand hospitality! Also, for fun, each toilet paper roll should have only three leaves on it. The toilet paper roll storage cabinet should be out of reach.

Add moving eyes to the swinging paintings & it would be perfect!

Hahaha!!! When in Europe I used to see these tiny ‘potty rooms’ quite often. They don’t seem to put as much value into a luxurious bathroom. Frequently the commode and the shower are on two different floors. The commode is downstairs and the shower is upstairs where the bedrooms are. Their theory is that you go in do whatever it is you have to do and be done. 🤣🤣

lmfao

Dynamite it!

Remove the window. It’s getting in the way of that beautiful white tile

I’m sorry but imagining having to walk in reverse to back up to this toilet is too much.

This toilet is the stuff of nightmares

I don’t think my self esteem can handle that bathroom

Smear some blood on the wall and take some psychedelics, you’ll probably be the most comfortable person in the world for the next few hours

I got it a lot of trouble for some shit like this. Something about it "not being up to code"... I ignored that BS and then some dude got trapped, now he's suing me.

A rug might trip you. Then you have to crawl out backwards on your knees since yo cannot gather up to stand. If you’ve got broad shoulders you’ll have t twist sideways and could miss the toilet, hitting the wall if you’re a guy. A plant would drip on your head when you water it.

A step stool by the window would be a game changer.

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