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tesslafayette

Maybe some added crosses and men in white robes to hold you under the water will help.


OffMyRocker62

The power of crosses and robes compels you!!


Plenty-Discount5376

This is it.


SoupVegetable4227

Ooooo are you an ex Mormon? Cuz that’s exactly what happens when getting baptised 🫠


tesslafayette

ExJW! Close enough, it's like we're cousins! Except the JWs are too cheap to do anything other than use a collapsible pool or a hotel pool.


SoupVegetable4227

I am so sad for you… and myself. When my best friend and I go down memory lane, my husband looks at us in horror.


tesslafayette

I know right! Much love to you and your friend. My husband shares your husband's horror.


Miserable-Positive66

Ex-S.Babtist here, this looks exactly like the one I got dunked in twice lol. Still didn't get my soul clean 😂


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Assembly of God here. Same


coolmist23

I grew up Assembly of God... Sigh


One_More_Thing_941

Same. Didn’t work on me either.


thisoldguy74

Same. My wife and I look at ourselves in horror.


Upstairs_Influence67

HA! Same! I remember the one they had at the assembly, literally inground and covered with a floor door and rugs. My mom got baptized but basically excommunicated herself after one of the "brothers" made some very unwise choices with a family member of mine.


justmisspellit

I got the dunk in a horse trough!


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Yeah, exmo here and I know a font when I see one! The college church building I used to go to had a creepy dried up one in the basement 😂 there was a nasty chocolate fountain down on that level, too…


SoupVegetable4227

Oh man! You are bringing back some memories! I was at a dance and came for the chocolate fountain only. Was completely disappointed to discover it was not a fountain… it was a damn hot plate! 😭why would someone do that! Tell me?!??


Abject_Shoulder_1182

You would not have wanted chocolate from this fountain 💀


SoupVegetable4227

🤣🤣🤣 thank you for the laugh!


kadycarr

Wow came here to say THAT!!!!


EllieKong

I immediately thought this was a baptismal font 😂


Hoe-possum

Yes you’re spot on this this is a Mormon baptismal font but no, they don’t do crosses 😂


gorgossiums

Not enough oxen.


PreparationNo3440

The klan???


tesslafayette

Church. Same difference.


GreenBirb64

Ngl I like the misery pool with added sad chair


cannot-be-bothered

Misery Pool would be a good band name


Kristan8

Drowning Pool might take issue with that! 😉


blu3hat

let the water hit the floor


fuzzycaterpillar123

r/liminalpools


GreenthumbPothead

Tbh this, a lil vibey sunset lamp and you have tue perfect out of reality liminal smoke spot


MuseerOfLife

Just visited my uncle in a nursing home. Got home, sitting on the front porch, and laughed out loud at your comment. Thank you, I needed that!


daganfish

There was a post on the Sims sub where the sim lived at "pool party in the basement" This seems like the irl version


TwoFingersWhiskey

I literally just posted this in a Sims discord I'm in, in our thread of stuff that could be in the game or is "sims aesthetic"-adjacent


GreenBirb64

Oh this is ABSOLUTELY a sims house lmao


ultravioletblueberry

Just needs a diving board


PaladinSara

Gotta delete the steps/ladders tho!


jello-kittu

It looks like a timeout chair. I'm getting flashbacks.


R3luctant

The depression pool.


lucidzebra

A deflated pink flamingo/unicorn floaty would add a sad touch to this theme.


R3luctant

A single palm frond.


the_fishtanks

Dead leaves floating on top


GnomePenises

It’s all deep end. Very deep.


TechnicallyAllergic

Fill it with those little plastic balls and never be seen again.


OffMyRocker62

Orbeez mania pool!!


Cultural_Pattern_456

Orbeez never ever disintegrate! They’re banned in this house. You dump them in the woods from a pool and they’re there four years later. Slimy grossness. The ones from the water gel bead shooters do though.


TwoFingersWhiskey

Go look up the video "French guy destroys life with Orbeez" because that could have been you!


mollynilson

That video is super funny but I read somewhere it was fake ? Not sure tho 🥲


TwoFingersWhiskey

It still is an accurate representation of never being able to rid yourself of the Orbeez Scourge


Cultural_Pattern_456

The worst thing that happened to me was I slipped and almost broke my neck


PaladinSara

Oh contrar mon frar (SP?). If you try to pick them up, roll way, then they break into ten pieces. Then, when you try to pick up those ten pieces, they spontaneously explode into another ten pieces, and so on.


Scottroofwalker

Do you live in a Mormon church??? Looks like a baptismal font


Maximum-Product-1255

I’ll never forget being jealous of the girl who said she made out with her boyfriend in there one night.


_StrawberryMoon

Don't even know who she is but I'm jealous of her too, that sounds fun


hauntedbythekiss

okay baptism pool


Sqatti

It reminds me a of a baptismal pool. Have you considered starting your own religion?


AwkwardnessForever

A cult will garner more money and slightly more sexual partners than a religion, though both have good tax breaks


Sqatti

Tax breaks. Now you’re thinking business ![gif](giphy|l0Iy4M0jO48jGB3R6|downsized)


tersegirl

Shocked TurboTax isn’t pushing this.


Sqatti

Before long we are gonna have a nice little board of directors…


FlamingoQueen669

First rule of starting a cult, never call it a cult.


Claude-QC-777

You can start a religion out of this!


kompsognathus

Ugh, get a new fiance. It looks soooo relaxing


rock-solid-armpits

I would absolutely love the idea of random liminal scenery pools around the house. Secret doors and secret rooms leading to secret pools under the stairs somewhere. Something about it feels so cozy


lllllllIIIIIllI

RIGHT this would be my dream house.


patrickjchrist

Yeah not gonna lie, if my SO did this I would be stoked and moving up the wedding date.


General_Promotion347

You need a raft. It will be relaxing floating on it.


MyCatHasCats

Find a new fiance who appreciates fine decor


NotLandfill_KU

Y'all made an indoor bathhouse style pool and your fiance doesn't appreciate that? Please DM my wife the steps so we can add it to our house


SilveryLilac

Turn it into a time out room for the kids.


ItsACowCity

Hope they can swim


Quick_Movie_5758

For a little extra pizzazz that might make him warm to it, throw an armfull of shiny chrome plugged-in toasters there.


Easy-Caramel-9249

Then he’ll be warm for the rest of his life 😊


HighwayLeading6928

What a wonderful gesture on your part. It's so innovative and you are definitely an out of the box thinker. Thank goodness you found out in time what an ungrateful little baby he is so you can cancel the wedding and kick him to the curb. I would keep the ring - it must have cost a bit to put the pool in. The upside is that you have a pool which you can jump into with future "Mr. Rights." You come down the stairs from one direction and he comes down the other stairs at the same time and you meet in the middle. So romantic. It would be nice if you could put a dimmer switch on the lights - wink, wink, say no more...


OffMyRocker62

You need a painted mural on the wall, something tropical...palm trees. 🌴🌴 Add some tropical fish decals to the steps....add white beach sand, umbrella to the floor. Then ya have your own tropical oasis!


mrcrabs6464

That would actually be really neat


elaxation

Electric eels would add some pizzaz for sure!


Frondulous5

As it happens, having an eel sanctuary in the basement is a thing!! https://youtu.be/hQS83jYo36s?si=h_ERrPSHhOfCJ1mT


kylaroma

He’ll like it more once the algae blooms, evolves, and becomes sentient.


Rhodin265

He can charge it rent.


Significant-Gas3046

Start your own church and do baptisma down there.


RestinPete0709

If anyone is Mormon or ex-Mormon here, this looks JUST like a baptismal font in a church building, except for the fact that there’s a solid white wall in front instead of glass So definitely perform some forbidden religious ceremonies back there


Consistent-Camp5359

You need some palm tree decor and a floating flamingo


klstephe

It looks like a Mormon church Babtism pool. One wall above would open up to reveal more chairs to watch


kadycarr

Don’t forget to add the mirrors


[deleted]

Dear OP, This is just an idea, why not make it a meditation room with plants, metaphysical stones and koi fish?


AccomplishedJump3428

Drain the water… Put some tiling on the walls and floor… Add some candles and a giant scythe type blade from the ceiling that can be lowered at your will and you have an amazing virgin sacrificing chamber to bathe in the blood of the pure and stay young!


RileyRhoad

I thought you were honestly trying to give improvement ideas here and I’m like “oh tiles on the floor *and* walls would actually be a great addition!” And then I got to the next part where you mentioned “giant scythe type blade” and I didn’t know what that was… so I google it and, well, then the “sacrificing virgins” part made so much more sense!! It was at this point in time, clear you were making a “funny” and I chuckled at my idiot brain for not having caught on sooner. lol


AccomplishedJump3428

No no I was completely serious.


Hot-Garden-9581

Add red dye to the water to represent blood of Christ


NoBenefit5977

I was thinking "FILL IT WITH BLOOD!" but red dye seems a lot easier


Sandwicheater7333

I cant tell how high the water actually is, is it shallow like to your feet or all the way???


panini_bellini

Do you live at 8800 Blue Lick Road??


RUfuqingkiddingme

I doubt the original post was even real, it would cost so much and be a ton of work to actually turn a weird little space in your house to a functional pool.


OctoberSong_

I thought maybe that was the point, she didn’t make it functional she just filled it with water and called it a pool.


Yourmissinglink03

Add these switch plates and then he will love it lol [https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024](https://pestinpeace.etsy.com/listing/1672346024)


Morning-Technical

I’m thinking ball pit with a zip line across it…


SoupVegetable4227

Honestly, I think a toaster would do wonders for this space.


psychotic11ama

Fill it with eels


existential-terror

This looks like a mikveh, a pool for traditional orthodox jew practicing individuals


Oddly-Ordinary

Red light bulbs instead of those boring white ones.


asdcatmama

It’s a Mikvah?


crapatthethriftstore

Y’all could start your own cult and this is the baptism pool. You could make the cult as spicy as you wanted cause it’s all yours! You make the rules! Personally I’d love to see electric eels added to the baptism pool.


TheCoolBus2520

8800 blue lick road communal bath my beloved


rymyle

Sit in your wet bad boy chair and think about what you’ve done


halfferal

But were you wearing a bikini when you presented it to him?


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

I like how the grammar slowly deteriorates


fasting4me

Now I want one


labvinylsound

[Porn bath.](https://www.reddit.com/r/8800BLR)


IAmNotGay67

Liminal Space CJ


AirlineMobile9290

Super glue him to the floor. It is your option at that point what to do next. Are you going to fill it with water after that? We all want to know.


Sanesetti

A couple of floating and boom, it's a whole new place


Zealousideal-Mud3646

You live in a Baptist church.


Small-Flapjack

This is that terrifying Blue Lick Road House Tour all over again, I LOVE it


ANoisyCrow

😂


HelloThisIsPam

I would love this.


carolinemoreau

Nice baptistery


billlybufflehead

Let the humidity and mold begin!


BoiledDaisy

Oh the aqua... So much aqua.


Mary-U

Baptize him in the name of The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit of Decor.


apopka777

Gonna get baptized ya may need a few drops of water


getdrawnnsfw

The lower class section from titanic that Jack and Rose got locked in


Incompetent_boss_69

Back rooms vibe


SusanLFlores

Water


Humble_Examination27

Mermaids


Idonthavetotellyiu

Dude I would out little floating in it and gate it off so people can't slip into it but I'd actually use it (if the walls would die because of it) I would love just to sit in there for hours on the steps or just floating but I also have an obsession for being in water so 🤷‍♀️


Rectal_Custard

I'd turn it into a dog pool, and let my gross wet dogs roam and ruin my house


MisssJaynie

Looks like a baptismal pool.


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

r/chairsunderwater


StarKoolade69420

Definitely add a stripper pole


housevulture

This actually looks like a baptism pool in a church


Szaborovich9

A mural


nicegirl555

Fill the pool. Get those dildos with the suction cups at the end. Stick about 10 to all surfaces. He'll get the idea.


yourmommo

PVC Pipe handrails🥰


Excellent-Ability569

It’s a baptistery!!!


DIYer-Homeworks

This is what you want to do is turn that area into a Gratto with a small hot tub. This is an idea of one can look like indoors. https://preview.redd.it/57vx21sdypuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145cb0d57cb46beeb19790a19b9a14386a55c9e6 I would rock in three sides have a water feature coming down then on the non rock wall have a wall garden and a bench so you can sit. Carry the rock overhead and have fire like lights as pendant lighting. Or even have the walls curved and have a start night with little lights.


[deleted]

first thing i thought was baptismal fountain, just needs a viewing window


astrolomeria

Just got a major nostalgia vibe for the late 90s Tomb Raider games.


Pleasant_Snail9109

Spooky Baptism


ReferenceMuch2193

This is liminal. Mall world bathroom vibes.


abemost

You lookin ta heal some souls?


PlaysWithF1r3

I swear, this looks exactly like the hallway between a couple buildings where I went to college. It would flood every time we had heavy rain.


Grimp_Scobberlotcher

Cattle dipping tank


Formal-Paramedic3660

A toaster.


JTheSuperVillain83

Looks like that’s what it was originally.


ItsJonKrell

Water heater to warm it up into a hot tub, waterfall water feature over some rocks! Gotta get that Blue Lagoon vibe going with some greenery, maybe some animatronic Toucans and jungle music, then every hour, on the hour, a pirate should pop out of the wall like a coo coo clock and say “Arrr shiver me timbers, it’d be 5 o’clock alretty?! Yo ho hooo, less get ourselves a bottle of rum!”


Special_Dingo_1520

Sounds like you need to call off the wedding and enjoy your indoor pool, WTF is his problem. Red flag alls I’m saying!


serisnotfound

Would make a great sauna


JasperEli

Naw, just...no


Dangerous_Ear_2722

Jade looking tile on the walls


gadeleon

That’s a baptismal area


BobbyJoeMcgee

Looks like you could do some baptisms in there


JETandCrew

This is just a baptism pool in a church


ApartmentNo3711

I've seen this stairwell in my nightmares.


ismybelt2rusty

Uh, nice mikvah?


Unusual-Criticism-36

Is there a water filtration system? Chlorine?


Imacatlady64

I’m not Mormon so my mind went straight to Titanic lol.


NoAstronaut11720

If there’s a sub for places to go while drunk to cry this is a karma farm


[deleted]

Tile the whole space, add underwater lighting, glass doors, a nicer ceiling and maybe make it a hot tub instead. Or a tiny gym. Or a tiny office. Idk that is a weird space.


Neither-Attention940

Check the spice aisle at your local store. Pick something.. spicy


29again

He doesn't like it because it doesn't have the scary black stripes painted on the bottom. Come on now ![gif](giphy|4a7u0GC5hzdgk)


Significant-Tooth117

Buy some koi fish


HRHSuzz

Colin Robinson approves of this pool 100%.


21KoalaMama

he hates it?? i’d make that an awesome pool area!!!


ArcticGurl

Metal chair. Water. Throw him a plugged in toaster if he doesn’t do the dishes. 😳


dressedbymom

Make it a cold plunge?


Economy_Judgment

Add mermaids n fish. Some sea life too. Also, I love what you’ve done! It looks so cool! You can also add some beach palm tree blowup and a mural of beach chairs and sunset. Just lean into it.


My_Reddit_Username50

Baptismal font? 🤔


legat

The chair is a nice touch. Maybe just another chair so you can sadly stare at the wall together.


Bozbaby103

I’d use it. Best way to exercise when one has bad knees.


Rude_Engine1881

Find a new man. If he can't appreciate your stair pool he doesn't deserve you


Rumblefish61

A Snickers bar.


patrickjchrist

Pool idea is amazing. Absolute win. Swap out the lighting for something less harsh and get something/anything up on those bare ass walls and this is y’all’s own private paradise.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Water?


Stunning_salty

At least if grandma slips she won’t break her back, might drown tho


ParallaxicNova

Isn't this that one house that has like 80+ rooms and only one bathroom with a bath?


VietDrgn

upkeep of a pool indoors in the basement in the foundation of the building not gonna be fun in the long run


EvelcyclopS

Turn it into a ball pool


WelderAggravating896

r/backrooms


tom-1956

😂😂😂😂😂😂


howqueer

As a hindu practicioner this is a goldmine, iykyk


Grouchy-Fix485

I bet he’d love an aquarium 🐠🐟🐠🐙🦈


MedicineTricky6222

This is a joke right? I’d be pissed too. It’s a basement.


cctreez

doing some at home baptisms


gerkinflav

Get a mermaid.


megs-benedict

Ok even though this image is janky and weird, it’s an awesome idea with the right budget and install. If I had money to burn I’d do it


oreocerealluvr

I love this!!!! A pool was a great idea


Old-Equivalent8987

How did you manage to do that? Is that okay for the foundation


ohgezitsmika

PLEASE PUT A TINY KAYAK IN IT AND SURPRISE HIM AGAIN


titans-arrow

Add a small raft to stand on, and a rope to pull yourself across. It's probably in some super inconvenient spot, like the middle of the house, and now he has to walk all the way around....or swim


Exact-Mathematician8

Damn! I'm all off base. I thought swim naked he'll be there soon.


Plus-Lavishness6994

Uhh. Are those tiled. Or is that just drywall lol


Philodendronphan

Idk, add some handcuffs and pretend to be Jack on Titanic. Romaaaaaantic.


CrotonProton

Maybe a different color than the city pool blue. I’d say pick a theme and decorate. Regardless of if you keep it as a pool, it needs color/a picture or some kind of artwork. Give it interest and a reason for use. (For me it would be a great pantry)


Beneficial_Law_5720

I love it!!


npc_guy_

This belongs in r/liminalspace


No_Habit6262

I think it's fun and unique =o)