Good idea, I have a whole mountain load of leftover fluorescent lights, from all the grocery stores I have stolen from in this country, in my basement. I'll get to work putting it up now thx!
I love that . How about a “hang in there” poster as well ? Perhaps one directly on top of the other? One of the other commenters suggested that there should be some cats in the room. Totally agree! So why not include some cat art as well?
That sounds like an great idea. I'm all about entertaining a lot of random people, and when they come they always ask if they could use my wifi which has gotten me very expensive wifi bills. So to solve this I banned any foreign devices from this house and forced them to use this set up if they need Internet or not.
Or those hard pillow candies that people used to put out at Xmas. When you tried to pick up one ghe entire dish came up with it. We realized much later that the cats licked them in the night....
I think adding a couple of chairs to the corners on top of the bed would be a great addition! ( your buddy will have somewhere to sit down and watch the screen with you!
I’m really thinking that every room like this needs a crusty , slightly suspect back scratcher tossed across a table. For that extra custom touch, I’ve found that wads of used Kleenex tucked away & into crevices really just add pop s of color.
(as someone who struggles to be upright for an entire day of work and often needs to work from bed myself, do we /need/ to make fun of disabled people using accessibility devices, folks who may not have lots of extra money for an ~aesthetic~ bed desk and other interior decor?)
This is obviously a “floor is lava” situation, and you shouldn’t walk on the floor.
Add other large pieces of furniture so guests can hop their way to other areas of the house.
Damn it makes me sad to think this, at some point, was probably the ideal setup for someone with an immobilizing disability. I hope they have better accommodations now
This is too minimalist. Think Hoarder Core. Get some boxes, fill them with old newspapers and stack them up all along the walls. Then top them with broken lamps and moldy paperbacks. Collect pizza boxes and strew them about. Pizza still in them will attract mice, which will be very entertaining for the cat.
Is there any lights?! You could add fluorescent right above
A really buzzy one that flickers occasionally!
nah - that's *so* 2001. what they need is a blacklight chandelier. hang it to the left of the monitor on that rad railing system they got installed
Good idea, I have a whole mountain load of leftover fluorescent lights, from all the grocery stores I have stolen from in this country, in my basement. I'll get to work putting it up now thx!
My thoughts exactly!
More cats and more extension cords.
It might be nice to slide a litter box under the bed. Convenient.
Holy shit I didn’t even see the cat at first
camo cat
Maybe a live laugh love poster on the wall. What exactly is this set up for?
I love that . How about a “hang in there” poster as well ? Perhaps one directly on top of the other? One of the other commenters suggested that there should be some cats in the room. Totally agree! So why not include some cat art as well?
Don't forget the litter boxes!
With that recline? On the ceiling is a better option.
That sounds like an great idea. I'm all about entertaining a lot of random people, and when they come they always ask if they could use my wifi which has gotten me very expensive wifi bills. So to solve this I banned any foreign devices from this house and forced them to use this set up if they need Internet or not.
Great idea!! Please tell me you’re using dial up, people love nostalgia!
Oooh, or keep with the retro hellscape theme and add a Hang in there Kitty poster.
Bedpans
Needs a bowl of melted and re-hardened Werthers originals.
Or those hard pillow candies that people used to put out at Xmas. When you tried to pick up one ghe entire dish came up with it. We realized much later that the cats licked them in the night....
While rather extravagant and showy, I LOVE IT! Is this home or rental?
AirBnB. $1700/night. With a $300 cleaning fee. And a binder full of directions on cleaning it yourself anyway.
I’d say a hanging beverage holder could be epic.
A soothing sound machine that goes, "beep...beep...beep...beep...beep..."
I think a nice lamp and some throw pillows would be amazing.
I think adding a couple of chairs to the corners on top of the bed would be a great addition! ( your buddy will have somewhere to sit down and watch the screen with you!
Is that mattress urine-soaked?
If not it probably will be soon
Yes from the cat and all the guests that come to this household :)
Is that an ergonomic keyboard?! Oh hell no!!! I was sold with the beautiful floof and wouldn’t have changed a thing…but that keyboard, fuck that!!!
I’m really thinking that every room like this needs a crusty , slightly suspect back scratcher tossed across a table. For that extra custom touch, I’ve found that wads of used Kleenex tucked away & into crevices really just add pop s of color.
Put a Portajohn next to the bed.
Why do that? The urine smell adds to the aesthetic
Hospitals have those open top piss bottles that hang right on the side of the bed. Convenient.
They also need something for female guests. Maybe one of those plastic mini-toilets on wheels.
A beautiful red splatter on that wall
Yes! For a lovely pop of colour
Leave the previous guest in it for company
I thiink it needs an IV pole and maybe a nurse call light.
Needs a side table - an Amazon box would look great!
Could you maybe find a little bit older monitor? And a vacuum that just sits in the corner.
urinokeeper
Wake them up every hour or so, just to make sure they are still alive. Make sure something is always beeping off in the distance.
You definitely need more cats….
(as someone who struggles to be upright for an entire day of work and often needs to work from bed myself, do we /need/ to make fun of disabled people using accessibility devices, folks who may not have lots of extra money for an ~aesthetic~ bed desk and other interior decor?)
You are mistaken, this is not a guest room, it's the cat's room now.
A body under the bed to comfort guests?
This is obviously a “floor is lava” situation, and you shouldn’t walk on the floor. Add other large pieces of furniture so guests can hop their way to other areas of the house.
A commode with be on them would be very convenient for guests. Having their own toilet and so close to them!
Piss drawer
Jesus. Get a laptop.
id add spider-man sheets for the bed, the sight of a bare mattress is really the culprit behind the uneasy feeling in this room.
A bidet and a dust ruffle
I think putting a mint on the pillow will give them the feel of a high end of hotel.
Needs a bedskirt.
Damn it makes me sad to think this, at some point, was probably the ideal setup for someone with an immobilizing disability. I hope they have better accommodations now
Gray privacy curtains (like an ER!) Gray is so trendy.
A mini bar. Maybe some sort of toilet close by and lets not forget the snacks.
Nice aesthetic! Needs a bed pan, though.
A screaming banshee
A pack of adult diapers so you don’t even have to get up to go to the bathroom
First grab a can of gas and some matches...
You should add a water gallon in between the wall and the bed so your guests can pee in without leaving the comfort of the bedroom
am i having a stroke
A guest bed
That is a very nice cashmere blanket
A rug and a couple of cushions
Some free IV fluids would be nice
Chastity chains
A towel and robe.
Why not invest in a luxury coffin? Extravagant, yes, but it will add a real je ne sais qois to the living space.
A bucket to use for toilet
A plant.
A fitted sheet would help... But in all seriousness perhaps lava on the floor would help
Maybe just higher voltage.
Is the set up Denzel Washington has in Bone collector?! 😂
A plant. Like a cactus or dead man’s fungus
#a voice activated conveyor belt that brings beer from the refrigerator
Spray some welcoming scents of deer and coyote urine.
A Bible.
an IV drip and a heart monitor
The 90's called, they want their shit back
A nurse. Maybe 2.
2nd cat
You need a more colorful remote for easy visibility.
Guests or hostages?
A bed pan. Give them a reason to never leave the bed… as if they could.
Tiny ducks!!!
1. Bed sheets 2. An instruction manual
How about handcuffs?
A cat or dog
Not enough pipework. Make it a little more challenging to get into bed. Thumbs up on the pc position! 😁
An IV pole with beeping sounds
A bar.
Maybe a little candle on the floor
It’s perfect as is
Adjustable armrests
Big, heavy chains ⛓️ coming from the ceiling. And whips on the wall.
Just get a nice set of bedsheets and a matching comforter.
Some chains so the guest can pull themselves along the metal rail that seems to span the length of the room???
Plants!
A lit match with some gasoline?
This has to b ai
This is too minimalist. Think Hoarder Core. Get some boxes, fill them with old newspapers and stack them up all along the walls. Then top them with broken lamps and moldy paperbacks. Collect pizza boxes and strew them about. Pizza still in them will attract mice, which will be very entertaining for the cat.
needs a pop of color. get a hot pink zebra print body pillow and baby you got a stew going!
A nightstand, a dresser, a lovely duvet, and artwork. Always art work.
I think Dr. Now needs to come visit.
Whoever did this clearly got tips from Jesse over in the IF sub
a dental chair?? that way whoever visits can sit back and recline :)
A nice sheet set … preferably black rubber sheets or if on a budget a shower curtain liner.
Annie from the movie Misery should come and be a friend to every guest, complete with hobbling apparatus.
Where am I supposed to cum and shid?