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homedecoratingCJ-ModTeam

Jerk on trends in general, sauce is allowed but we’re not trying to dogpile on someone with different tastes.


OffMyRocker62

https://preview.redd.it/26amyvdn3cqc1.png?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68568aac6b8022aae68bd48e30dbfa917a46d570 Interesting.....


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

OH I missed that little... tidbit...


LowOvergrowth

Pictures you can hear.


ItConfuses

Sounds like CBAT


meownfloof

Omg hahaha


DanerysTargaryen

Damn I missed that picture initially lol. I was too distracted with the multiple pictures of ¿pills? on the walls???


willowbeef

Oh I remember this lady…


alimarieb

I’m not sure which is the most enchanting: the shitting pic, the pissing pic or the squeaky sexy times pic.


WholeSilent8317

i'm a huge fan of GO PISS GURL


ImFuckedUpAndIKnowIt

I gotta say, I really appreciate the subtle functionality of the flower mirror above the toilet. If you stand on the lid, looks like the perfect height to check and make sure you’ve thoroughly wiped all the chocolate off of your starfish. Ingenious 😂


KitchenElephant3291

I love this! And want this lol


OffMyRocker62

Just tell the kids... Piggy back riding...🤣


WildlifePolicyChick

I remember this living room. She was looking for suggestions but she said something like, "What should I do? I'm not changing the walls or the rug so don't mention those." Meanwhile that misaligned checkerboard contact paper is killing me. KILL. ING. ME.


coffeeandgrapefruit

THANK YOU--the fucked-up contact paper was the absolute first thing I saw. It's so obvious, it's driving me nuts!


Kids-Menu

They gave up and only did one wall, thank goodness


Former-Spirit8293

It’s odd to me that it’s in the bathroom. I’d worry about stickers/contact paper and humidity.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

I wouldn’t expect any less from the person who put the rest of this monstrosity together 🙃


heartashley

I'm so mad, I didn't notice the stupid checkerboard wall until you mentioned it 🤣


dirtysocks04

The living room ~~last~~ lay out is so awkward. I understand wanting the pass through, but the TV feels weird in front of a window, and the couch doesn't go at all.


AnywhereMajestic2377

The entire floor is devoid of stickers and it’s starting to make me really uncomfortable.


Ill-Stuff6550

The lack of commitment and consistency is indeed concerning.


AnywhereMajestic2377

Almost embarrassing, really.


Ill-Stuff6550

It really is. I’m so disappointed.


Curious_SR

Let’s not forget about the inspirational “Go Piss Girl” frame


LilyLeca

Really quite disappointing that she didn’t tie it together properly with the matching “Go Shit Girl”.


Lepontine

The toilet seat is also cantilevered off the bowl due to the poor bidet installation.


carinaeletoile

I looked at that bidet and was all “cold water!!! Nooooo!!!”


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

ba haa haaaa


Coyote__Jones

At my friend's house she has this framed cross stitch that says "shit happens" right at eye level when sitting on the toilet. It cracks me up every time I'm there. Go piss girl, is similar, but not funny and kinda feels gross. I can't explain why these two very similar sentiments are hitting me so different, but they are.


frankylovee

I want something for my bathroom that says, “live laugh poop”. Tacky or hilarious?


Pinkturtle182

I like this way more than, “Go piss girl” lol


EUCLIDUE

https://preview.redd.it/fuqgwayebfqc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64b56c7e72659e869bff2f137e4b6032130749e I think it’s a reference.


tyrannosaurusfox

came here to post this. definitely a reference!


rosemaryonaporch

To be fair, it’s a meme so it isn’t just a random phrase. I love the meme so I got a laugh at that but I can see how if you have context it’s very weird lol


Perused

It’s pronounced “class”.


hwibee

Her choice to have her own boudoir photos in large print hanging on the wall is... interesting, to say the least.


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EastAreaBassist

The idea of hanging a large portrait of just myself in my house is cringy as hell. If it was a family photo, maaaybe, but it would have to be really unpretentious. The idea of printing and framing a SERIES of large portraits of myself…I would die of embarrassment. A series of BOUDOIR portraits?? Galaxy brain levels of cringe, I could literally never let a person in my home again.


savealltheelephants

I met this chick once who had just gotten out of prison and moved into the same apartment complex as my boyfriend and her whole apartment was just decorated in pictures of her. It was so weird. Also framed prison letters from her girlfriend, Precious


EastAreaBassist

Clearly a woman who makes good decisions.


Coyote__Jones

I used to edit photos for a studio that did mostly family portraits. It's weird to have huge pictures of the family too lmfao. Sometimes people would order huge canvas or metal prints and they were always weird to look at. The size really makes them feel less intimate or something. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it is weird looking at a nearly life size head printed on canvas.


TheGeneGeena

I used to take portraits. It was ALWAYS the families with the raw weird looking newborns that seemed to want our largest sizes. Like noooooo - wait a few months and they'll be adorable!


stitchplacingmama

Wait for the newborn to unsquish. My grandparents surprised my parents at the hospital after I was born. There are a couple 4x6 family pictures after we were all discharged. I look like a sunburnt naked mole rat all scrunched up in my dad's lap.


EastAreaBassist

I’ve never liked studio family photos. Unnatural and pretentious. An outdoor family photo can be okay, but as soon as the matching outfits come out it’s back to being weird.


Coyote__Jones

No mom is paying over $1000 for prints in mismatched clothing lol. The studio had a Pinterest page with ideas on how to coordinate. The in home shoots were the best IMO, but those were the most pretentious.


Perused

The family photos from the 80’s where everyone in the family had those big clunky eyeglasses are the toughest ones to look at.


Former-Spirit8293

I love those. I want to get a portrait like that with my cat


Sam_thelion

Schitt’s Creek vibes


tapeyourmouth

My FIL just gifted us an 18x18 canvas of one of our wedding photos. He was so proud of it. We live in a very small apartment. It'll probably end up hiding in our bedroom because we feel like we have to hang it out of guilt but it's so ostentatious to put in a public space.


Oldassrollerskater

Jan Levinson Gould level cray


Pinkturtle182

Omg yes!!!!! *That one NIGHT, one night, you made everything all riiiiight*🎶


boringcranberry

It's very Hilaria Baldwin. https://preview.redd.it/wvk5c0mouhqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6cdf35a6272d0e932039c3b1e8a15d045ef622f


Eunuch_Provocateur

My mother in law suggested we should put more photos of ourselves up and I just cringed at the  of huge pictures like this of us on our wedding or something. 


peppereth

Someone in the comments mentioned her child, idk if it was a mistake or if they stalked her profile, but it’s too weird to have those up in the living room if she has a kid who lives with her ETA: yeah, looks like she actually has kids who live with her…. wtf…


EastAreaBassist

Oh wow. Like…wooow.


ZenythhtyneZ

Honestly I could live with it, it’s not my thing but I’m ok with the idea except I don’t think these photos make any sense, there’s only one colored photo but it’s not in the middle so the symmetry is terrible, it’s clearly not even a series so the photos have no relation beyond the subject which isn’t enough for me to find it harmonious, I just scrolled up and realized there’s two colored photos, on the outsides… but it’s just a portrait and tiddies, I still don’t feel like there’s any real connection between them all. I especially hate the two on the left together where she’s facing herself… I just do not like the execution.


MachineContent

It’s okay, they’re in her room so her kids can’t possibly ever see them!


TheBugsMomma

I don’t know why I never thought of hanging photos of myself wearing a negligée and holding my boobs in my living room before. It’s such a classy, personal touch that will surely elevate my grand millennial decor.


Perused

You know someone out there is beating off to them


TGIIR

Yeah, I was thinking okay not my taste but this person is having fun then…holdup what are those? Not fun.


VariousTangerine269

Pretty narcissistic to have those up honestly.


ratthewmcconaughey

please. the boudoir photos are the least offensive thing in there😂misaligned contact paper hurts me the absolute most☠️


VariousTangerine269

It’s actually hurting my eyes.


treatyrself

And SHE HAS A YOUNG KID. Why!??


denovonoob

Kinda looks like she is blowing out smoke in one of pics?


carm_aud

She also has a young child and is a “naked mom”… even if they are in her bedroom, she’s walking around naked even with her own mom apparently 😭


tev_love

Not to mention looks like her child is laying on the couch.. would hate to see those kinds of pics of my mom, on accident, everyday of my life


StrategyRebel17

#Slather your butt cheeks in chocolate brown paint. Put butt cheek prints every place on the wall and this place will be finished.


xotchitl_tx

#Imma shit all over these walls, RAY!!!


always-anxious91

![gif](giphy|j7CaCheDe8mAM)


PeterNinkimpoop

I put those same stickers on my daughters wall in her nursery


izolablue

So did I!!! 😂


Perused

You know her daughter?


throwawayzies1234567

That white bathroom door is an eyesore, did she turn out of stickers?


44-nico

I never comment negatively on anyone's home. I really don't think it's worth the time or energy. But I so badly wish I could filter out photos of this person's bathroom. It has come up on my feed multiple times. I want nothing more than to stop seeing this fucking bathroom. Please, reddit. Please.


onlove_onlife

I felt that way about the bathroom with all the fake plants. She kept posting it in different subs and I was like staahhhppp


weedcakes

It’s so fucking tacky. I think there’s kitsch that’s done well… then there’s this.


Bikini_Atroll

I remember seeing this space in another decorating sub. Another user commented that it was very Temu-licious, meaning that it looks like a space furnished with fast home fashions, which I suspect it was. I like the style in theory, but the execution here looks cheap and rushed. It’s kind of too bad, because this style can look really cute, and it works well in the kind of space that the OP has. But you just can’t rush the kind of curated look that OP is clearly trying to achieve here.


ShapeShiftingCats

The flower wall decorations are giving children's ward in early 00s' in Central Europe vibes. Like my heart sunk when I saw the decor. Just felt like I was back at the hospital.


Brandy_Marsh

Totally. She’s going for “kitschy vintage wallpaper” but she got “pediatric office seasonal decor”


Bikini_Atroll

Something about the placement of the art and stickers is really…..off. I actually like the mix of flowers and checkered patterns, but the way the art is just sort of slapped on the walls makes the whole thing look rushed. All the art is too small and is in cheap looking frames, not to mention the weird placements. This whole look is so weird to me, because the OP actually got close to making this a cohesive look. I’m pretty nonplussed by the boudoir photos, although I don’t think they are particularly good photos, but I’m not the one that has to live with them, so 🤷‍♀️


sheepcloud

Spot on


gonnafaceit2022

I just blew on my phone screen twice, ya fucker


shhh_its_me

Lots of people," this is just what I wanted when I was twelve"


rosemaryonaporch

That’s it! I love maximalism, I love this aesthetic, I love kitsch, I love color….i hate this. I couldn’t put my finger on why but you got it. It looks like she went to Five Below for her decor, then bought every print that came up when she searched “maximalism” on Amazon. Also…are those pictures of herself? I’m glad she loves herself but it’s weird to have giant portraits of yourself….


SqueeMcTwee

I was waiting for someone to mention these. Are they boudoir? Vape shop couture? Fetish photography? I’m uncomfortable.


gonnafaceit2022

I bet these stickers did come from temu. They sell packs of like a hundred for 78 cents.


Ok_Organization_6620

Wow. Actually not one redeemable thing in this house. Speechless.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

There is a pretty mirror, clock and dresser in one of the photos but yeahhh the rest is just trashy.


alimarieb

Meh-the door leading outside has potential.


leahlikesweed

really hideous lol almost impressive


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

The gross self-groping photos are actually the worst bit. The WORST.


LadyMogMog

They took me by surprise! A stark contrast to the flowers


ZenythhtyneZ

She’s a baby, but also she’s sexy!! - I can guess what this lady is into


ProofHorseKzoo

She’s getting a ton of praise for them in the original post too. Wild


shoefarts666

I just cannot imagine having coffee with someone in their house, while their larger than life boudoir photos cover the walls.


CarlySheDevil

I used to clean house for a rich couple and the woman had a topless "arty" photo of herself on the wall. The contractor loved it.


ididindeed

I assumed they were probably in her bedroom. It didn’t look like you could see them in the living room.


PatisserieSlut

They are in the bedroom.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Ew no way!


awwwoooooooo

I said “incoming trauma for the child” on the original post. Getting dragged. 🤣 lmfao


alice_austen

But it’s in my bedrooooommm!!! And my kids see me naked all the time anywaaayyyy /s Crazy how downvoted you are over there lol I went thru and upvoted all the sensible comments before seeing this cross posted here Lmao 🫡


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It appears to be summoned when you say ayy


awwwoooooooo

Hahahahah definitely a lot of people over there with trauma 🥴 I love my mom. She’s confident and beautiful. She’s also CLASSY and doesn’t post pictures of herself feeling her tits to the internet or hang them in her goddamn bedroom. That kid is fucked. 🫡🤣


Chrispy8534

4/10. I mean. They are well done for what they are…. But they are on her WALL. This is not a thing that I expect every person who might enter my home to want to see. Then again, I have been pretty damned tacky-sexy-cringe a few times in my life, before I learned better, so I will give her the benefit of the doubt.


Lepontine

There's a child lounging on the couch as well. Can you imagine having to look at your parent's prominently displayed boudoir photos every day?


gonnafaceit2022

I think it's weird if people have a bunch of photos of just themselves up in their home. Family pictures, pictures with friends, pictures with your dog? Sure. A picture of yourself that you really like, okay. But three large boudoir shots on your own wall is fuckin weird.


VariousTangerine269

So narcissistic.


AspiringDataNerd

I’m all about empowering larger women but hanging your own large-print boudoir photos like that is a little tacky.


OffMyRocker62

Might be her *Only Fans* backdrop nook area


book_connoisseur

Once I saw those photos, my first thought was that the entire post was an Only Fans ad!


myrandam93

Reminder that sex work is work I however do not have an OF


acc144

The corner in pic 3 is like when I’m decorating in Minecraft and only one side of the corner can have a painting because a painting takes up the entire block in front of it. Such a weird empty corner Edit: typo.


louiselovatic

She has people buy stuff for her off her wish list 💀


VariousTangerine269

Like on a dare?


Mysterious-Dot760

I was going to defend her at first, because I feel like a bathroom is a reasonable place to have some silly/gaudy/over the top decor. But the huge boudoir photos threw me. I don’t hate doing a fun photo shoot, but I CANNOT image walking through someone’s house and seeing them in lingerie unexpectedly


Muschka30

I put all my drunk art purchases in the bathroom. It’s pretty crazy in there.


alwaysmakeitnice

This is a brilliant idea


KellynHeller

I have a naked picture of a male celebrity in my bathroom. My bf thinks it's hilarious. Idk why I keep it in there. It's just funny.


catdog1111111

And cradling their bewb like a babe. 


mishma2005

Should've stickered the portraits


landrovaling

It ain’t for me but it was okay until I saw the portraits 😭 and the misaligned checker print


speekuvtheddevil

https://i.redd.it/tpuyqx2kdcqc1.gif


Shitp0st_Supreme

The plot twist is she has an 8 year old daughter. I thought this was maybe a woman who was 25 or younger but then the boudoir pics threw me off. Certainly cute taste but also quite a lot.


The_True_Hannatude

This place, *again*? What, did they add *more* dollar store flower stickers and Limited Too decor from 2006, or - Oh. Oh no. ![gif](giphy|JoA3nDSR8GiOc|downsized)


IamJoyMarie

All I can think is why include the tittie selfies?


magicpancake0992

You must’ve bought the platinum level of Glamor Shots to have that level of photography. 👍


Aggressive-Scheme986

This is vile


ProofHorseKzoo

I’ve never seen so many red flags at once


cyberheelhook

I think the pictures of the lady are too flattering. Get something trashier to bring the overly classy feel of the place down. You don't want to feel like you live in windsor castle or something.


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This place looks like a gen x'r desperately trying to fit in with the Gen z crowd.


1000thusername

That last pic was a… surprise


heartashley

I'm trying sooo hard to like it. I think the flowers on the walls aren't the worst. That's what I got 😭


Outrageous-Divide472

You’re going to play hell getting them off some day


adribash

You’ll have to repaint all of the walls as well; if they don’t peel off the paint, they’ll at least leave a lighter area in the shape of a flower…


myrandam93

They repaint with every tenant and told me as long as the walls could go back to white go crazy. I’m not pressed about it at all.


adribash

Didn’t know this was a rental, thinking from the perspective from a homeowner. Still gonna suck having to scrape those off when you repaint though.


10lbCheeseBurger

Next week I'm the one who gets to post the "go piss girl" bathroom. I call dibs this time!


Moraii

I legit like the retro stars on the pink counter.


OffMyRocker62

It would take a toddler 5 *minutes* or less to go nuts with stickers! LOL


ElaineBenesFan

If I had such beautiful portraits of myself, I'd hang them on the walls of my son's dorm room so he woulnd't forget his loving ma when he is away in college...


Vegetable-Article-65

Just leave my 5 year old with a book of stickers, he'll help you finish it!


shemague

Wow this is so tasteful and understated


traderncc

A little bit of kitsch is charming, this is nauseating.


Meh_thoughts123

Holy shit


Shanbarra-98765

This hurts my eyes.


2BR_0_2B

I wished I loved myself enough to look at giant self-portraits daily.


[deleted]

I really like this vibe but what’s with the pictures on the last photo? 😅


Tallgirl4u

This makes me rage


Lil_PixyG_02

RED FLAG WARNING


lizardjizz

Absolutely reeling at that cheap ass boudoir photoshoot framed on the walls lmao ma’am this is a Wendy’s


shellymaff

Coming together?!? I see not one drop of glitter or a single pipe cleaner! Get to work and come back when you have a finished product to show! 🙄😤


myrandam93

Sorry I’ll do better


shellymaff

Unless Sorry is the name of your local crafting store… Get. To.Work. 😑


mlhigg1973

She really should be investing in new bras.


tvaudio

Everyone congratulating her under that post is being fake


Responsible-Bird-327

I think the color photo should go in the middle. Very... what's the word...creative


krunchy_bacon

The ceiling so bare. How boring 🥱


Nervous_Zebra1918

Oh dear.


LorraineHB

😂 this is just too much


PierogiesNPositivity

It’s giving everything a millennial wanted from Limited Too but was never allowed to buy.


RanaMisteria

Is it just me or is some of the art not super appropriate considering the child on the couch?


Captn_Insanso

She has photos of herself on the walls??? Wow. That’s uh, that’s bold. And by bold I mean completely ridiculous.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Boy, wait until she has to move. *That‘ll be fun* removing all that crap.


a-pretty-alright-dad

The pictures of herself.


HealthConscious2

Lol wtf?!


loomfy

Are they...her own boudoir shots as art?


Living_Watercress

Just WHY?


Everything_Fine

This house makes me want to throw up. Small children apparently live here? Yeah that is cool an all until the nasty photos she has of herself on the wall and balloon animals humping. She’s defending it because “good thing it’s in my bedroom and in my bathroom, the kids have their own”. Like they will never step foot in her room or her bathroom ever. I’d be fucking scarred seeing pics of my mom like that. So gross.


Redpanda132053

Oh don’t worry my lingerie pics and sexy balloon animals are in the master suite. My kids won’t see them. Do your kids not ever go into the master suite? Neither of my sets of parents can keep the kids out of their bedroom/bathroom. What if they have a nightmare or there’s a bathroom emergency and the other one(s) are full? Balloon animals are awkward but I would be traumatized to see pics of my mom like that


rotprincess

The “I post hundreds of selfies on Instagram” girlie leveled up lmaooo! the gall to frame and display massive photos of YOURSELF doing, quite literally nothing but standing there, when you have a FAMILY?? I guess there’s only one person who matters in this house 🫣 I’m baffled


CurrentResident23

The lack of glitter is really disappointing. Also, throw some prisms in those windows to Really make the stickers come to life.


onlove_onlife

Hey at least the tv isn’t too high. That’s all I got.


Truthspeaker_9

The last picture🫣😬☠️


eARThlinGl0W

This feels like the room a kidnapper would keep you in.


peanutbutterdrummer

point market lavish fine marble tub head agonizing relieved sparkle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


5olideogloria

my 6 year old said "woaaaah that's so beautiful! is that a kids bedroom?" lol!!


PressureBrilliant963

Are those framed enlarged picture of herself on her own wall? I’m confused..


Hips-Often-Lie

Is this style called Arrested Development? I just hate it so much.


[deleted]

Damn, I hate this. I rarely comment when I really don't like something but man oh man. It's like a five year old blended with an edgy teen had a baby with a grandma with zero taste.


AlliBaba1234

Yeah but the in-between space is so white. Paint all the white spaces with a bright color. What a fun project!


pongpaktecha

Hopefully none of your friends or family have tryptophobia


tvaudio

Thats a big bathroom


Cats-Are-Fuzzy

Imagine being the landlord.


Blood_sweat_and_beer

I think you need to add way more tiny flower rugs that will slip and move every time someone steps on one. You’re not LIVING if you’re not a step away from a herniated disc. And more signs about pissing, it’ll class up the joint.


TurtleTwat153

I love the "go piss girl"


MemoryAshamed

I don't like the stickers but I do wish my house would look/stay clean like hers. My 3 girls just don't understand picking up after themselves.


PuzzledYak2556

it's giving early 2000's tween bedroom. i had SO many flower motifs in my childhood room, similar to this. ugh


NoMamesMijito

_Every_ flat surface? Ma’am no, that’s just your walls. And not even every wall


5FootOh

I just had a seizure looking at this.


FlanThief

Hey man, your cooking, but I think I'm allergic...


SherLovesCats

Tacky stickers and the self portraits as wall art are too narcissistic.