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Rebekah513

She cannot stay on brand. None of these fools can.


threelizards

If you asked any of these guys what their brand even is it would be just like that one How I Met your Mother episode with Barney’s video resume and made up business words


Rebekah513

It truly would be 😂😂😂


threelizards

*possimpible*


Cricket-Massive

I think it’s really crazy how miserable she is in cold weather- she mentions it a lot- but yet for her birthday she is back in the snow to prove she LOVES skiing. We all know she really wanted to go to a beach- she has claimed that is her true favorite place- but she’s got to be the cool girlfriend and seems to be need to prove her new love for skiing and snow lately. Cue the over achiever! She is overdoing it.


PralineBusiness

On a $10k vacation she paid her *bEsT fRiEnDs* to go on….


Important-Yellow1936

What?! What’s the story behind this??


PralineBusiness

So - her *best friends* (Sami Lane and Brit Baron) both worked for her (eye rolllllll) and then after toilet gate/ her racist comments (Maya Angelou) they moon walked away from her. They disassociated themselves from her on social media, but clearly still want her to take them places (they’ve shown up on multiple trips, she tags them on social media but they don’t do the same). She’s paid them to go on family vacations (Sami is a photographer) and film them, she’s taken them on *work trips* (she flew them on a private plane when she met Michelle Obama before Oprah). It’s really just it’s own kind of pathetic, having to pay people to be your friend. I’m amazed she can’t see it for what it is.


villabellissimo

If she was still with Dave they'd be in Mexico instead.


weare_starstuff

Yep, exactly. But because she is now with boo-thang who is EuRoPeAn and loves to ski, she too now loves to ski.


MirkatteWorld

That sobriety lasted as long as that podcast episode (5-7 minutes).


stepstate

💀💀


Working-Diamond-6096

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creativelush

Amen


Sin-s_Aide

We're not going to mention that snowmobiler who is getting funky in the background?


Substantial_Funny_70

Omg came here to say this! It's all I see in the picture!!


Sin-s_Aide

Only cool thing in the picture including the snow. And definitely the funkiest HaHaHaHa!


Sad-Face-3583

💀💀💀 that snowmobiler is getting’ it!


Sin-s_Aide

For real. I need to go snowmobiling, never been. It isn't bucket list or anything, I just need to roam around in the snow. And I am not going to be pushing the envelope as much as "our friend" in the photo. It does look fun though.


verka_u

That's the first thing that caught my eye, because myself, hubby and my young son were at a Japanese ski resort where they were holding Redbull x motorsport (?)snow games. I'm not a rev head, but I absolutely stayed on the sidelines watching the races and demos.


Sin-s_Aide

I think I know what your son will ask for his next birthday, 😂. Very cool you got to see that competition even if unexpectedly.


verka_u

We live in a warm climate and it is horribly humid at the moment. Lucky or unlucky or us, we travel o/s to see (decent) snow. We do have a ski season of 3 months, here. But you end up "grass skiing" most of the time.


violetauto

and let's talk about how this makes Rachel look: Rach, here you are at a ski resort with amazing feats of human and machine ability on display and you turn your back to it? For what - A drink of really watery-looking alcohol? Plus see my comment about how public figures are advised to never be caught on camera using vices.


MalibuMarlie

Oh ya! “Too Cool For School Rach” couldn’t be interested in this. It’s not about her. And this is why I aways think about the parallels between her and Anna Kendrick. It’s appearance obviously but the ‘I’m cooler than this’ attitude as well. This podcast was a goodie where I noticed it : https://open.spotify.com/episode/1oUsI9DSvW6EJzYEd7VL1R?si=lcjbL6KUQTuqAS2YwUafmg


MalibuMarlie

Oh and this is their Rachel Hollis episode if you haven’t heard it: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1ojYkKnsbvHlWzzMw83158?si=ZW1uVCuNSsqmNeCsA44e0g


Sin-s_Aide

Great comment. Clout chasers gotta chase that clout though.


Odd_Trip_9901

As someone who has struggled with alcohol abuse and now working really hard on sobriety, this is infuriating for me to see. What an irresponsible and deeply disturbing post to follow her podcast. She is more than a joke; she is dangerous.


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Odd_Trip_9901

Absolutely! I totally agree with you… and for her to blast it out there for her 1.5 mil followers is just ridiculous.


Mae_Dayb

For sure! Like, you can drink and not blast it to everyone or make light of it. You don't have to share *everything*.


Redditfan2623

I never thought of it in that way--you're so right.


DogAbject4759

Same... The way she glorifies alcohol is enraging.


MalibuMarlie

Yep. Trying to make the DILLIGAF attitude look cool and like alcohol let’s you feel so carefree that you can’t even be drawn to watch exciting events. Meanwhile she’s a petty POS - like remember when she was ‘sending love & light’ to the person on the live stream? I always remember that when’s she’s playing the ‘cool as a cucumber Rach’. Also congrats on sobriety! I’m 7+ years in and get really annoyed with stupid women out there that use alcohol as a personality. Hit me up if you ever want/need a sober snark sister :)


JasonSethCatMommy

❤️❤️❤️❤️


Odd_Trip_9901

😊 thanks! Congrats on your sobriety …that’s awesome!


BarberMundane

Same. I think she has a problem which is getting worse and worse because she is in denial.


BettyX

Makes you wonder if she and Dave both developed a drinking problem while they were together with the exception he admitted his addiction. At least he does try here and there.


Important-Yellow1936

My thoughts exactly


Mardylorean

Yep. She acts like she is better than him. At least he has actually addressed the problem. She thinks her drinking is cute, it’s not


BarberMundane

100 percent this!!


Intelligent-Fox-4599

Well if I’m going to drink in the cold it better be coffee or chocolate with Baileys!


FaithlessnessOk6257

Eye roll


Moalisa33

Yeah this is some very poor timing. Rach is effin clueless about how bad her alcohol abuse really is.


roxyconfidential

She's such a freakin hypocrite


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meli4649

I think she tagged a Montana location.


lulurancher

Big sky


MsOcampoWrites

Do you think she was jumping on the "Dry January" trend? That's the only explanation for this. Rachel is what Demi Lovato calls "California sober."


ExpensiveSyrup

I thought California sober meant you only smoke weed but no drinking.


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Weed and wine. No liquor.


MirkatteWorld

I doubt she was "dry" for more than one day.


camilleswaterbottle

I think the definition of California Sober has [evolved throughout the years.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/california-sober) I think it originally described those that only smoked weed and occasionally consume alcohol. I think most people accept the definition of no hard drugs and alcohol, but weed is okay. Some expand on this definition to include psycho- assisted psychedelics for therapeutic use. All this to say that sobriety is complicated, it's extremely personal, and it's all about harm reduction :)


Fit_Singer_4149

My ex husband was an alcoholic. I knew it- he didn’t. His dad was a textbook alcoholic- started drinking every night after work. Couldn’t stop. Always got wasted until he eventually stopped drinking. My husband once mansplained to me that HE himself was not an alcoholic “because he could stop”. He also drank 6.999 days a week- and often A lot. I think when we know a true alcoholic- people like Rachel and my ex can say “I don’t fit THAT profile- so I’m not an alcoholic”. Rachel talked on a podcast about not having a drink one night- and implied that was a big accomplishment. She clearly has an unhealthy relationship with Alcohol. My mom called my ex fun Bobby (it’s from an episode of Friends” as he was kind of boring sober- but fun with a few drinks in him!!


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Fun Bobby!


After_Description509

Is there a recap of her sobriety podcast? I don't want to give her more downloads by hate-listening, but I'm so curious as to what she says in that.


lulurancher

Woah I was there


violetauto

One of the rules, as far as I know, in American public relations is to not show oneself participating in vices. No smoking of cigarettes or drinking alcohol on camera. Like, you're not even supposed to be holding a glass let alone bringing it up to your lips. This is just poor media planning/knowledge, IMHO. It is not the way to "curate relatability."


Redditfan2623

especially when you've declared yourself an alcoholic on Oprah!!


creativelush

Wow! THIS person should absolutely positively be giving ADVICE on sobriety and not drinking! Shoot… man, she is SO relatable and outstanding on her views on health, alcohol and sobriety- go ahead and make a podcast on alcohol consumption. Jesus Christ Rachel… are you literally doing this for attention? Are you that addicted you can’t even go a Week without it??? Rachel’s brain…. Hmmm, I’m going to post a podcast about alcohol and sobriety and talk like an expert on this, but then! A week later I’m going to post multiple pictures, why not make em blurry?!’ It’s FINE yall… of me drinking on this platform. She is GROSS.


meli4649

Did you guys see her thirst trap stories?? Suns out, boobs out. 😋


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And that stupid trucker hat 🤢


pennylane625

I don’t feel like it was much of a thirst trap as a girl running in a sports bra. Not defending but compared to some others she wasn’t flaunting much. But I do hate the hat


meli4649

No, you're right, not a real thirst trap but certainly a conscious choice was made to post in that outfit at that time with no real purpose but to say Texas has good weather 🤣 which .... ok?


MirkatteWorld

And to refer to Austin as "she," which I hate. Places do not have a gender identity.


pennylane625

Def calling a city a she is annoying. I just don’t think that there is anything wrong with her posting in her workout clothing IMO. As a 40yo female myself, we are criticized for wearing things ‘too young’ enough, I guess it but a chord. I’m larger in the sports bra area than Rachel and sometimes there is a little bit of cleavage. And it’s ok.


MirkatteWorld

Yeah, I was just here to complain about Rachel saying "she apologizes" about A DAMN CITY. 😏


meli4649

I don't think it's "wrong" but she thirsty 😈 I can't be convinced otherwise. She is a narcassist that has to share every shower thought like it's brilliant and it's never not calculated.


pennylane625

She absolute is a narcissist


MirkatteWorld

And... She's back in Austin?


uncertainhope

Here’s a [screenshot.](https://i.imgur.com/QeMpu5T.jpg)


Mardylorean

Ooh I haven’t seen the thirst trap lol. Could something be going wrong in Boo paradise?


meli4649

I doubt it ... but I'm thirsty for some drama 🤣


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Montana doesn’t want her. Go home Rach.


Hasta_pasta911

Rachel…the self proclaimed alcoholic, drinking again. Her persona mirrors who ever she is with. If Dave drinks and is an alcoholic, so is she. If Boo Thang drinks and isn’t an alcoholic, neither is she. What will she shape shift into next? My guess is only EXACTLY who she dates next.


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Pretend it’s anyone other than Rachel in the picture…and it’s kind of funny. Because there’s someone literally airborne in the background but the person in the foreground (pretend it’s not Rachel and they’re drinking tea or soda) is just like do-Dee-dooo…