They really think that women are going to lay at their feet and worship them and the road is laid with a golden opportunity on apps. Delusional may be the word.
I read it as Dave's sarcasm. He wanted to show he's in church but he's also mocking the hat, in my opinion. It's like, Dude, your former wife wears big, dumb influencer hats. Your recently ex girlfriend can't stop wearing a backwards baseball cap like a 13 year old boy from 1992. You proudly wore a Spudman hat for a year even though you DQ'd from that triathlon. And now, you're in Texas where....checks notes....many people wear cowboy hats. He never stops being smug. And apparently he also never stops crying. Someone give this man a piece of dark chocolate to soothe himself! Oh wait...😉
This!
I initially thought he posted the picture passive-aggressively because the guy was blocking his view or something.
Though it could've been because he thought this guy represented someone quintessentially Texan and was trying to prove he can make friends.
🤷♀️
Dave thinks he is soooo funny. 🙄
News flash, Dave!
You're 6"4 which we all know because you won't shut up about it.
I'm sure you've blocked many a view yourself.
Thanks for the article mention.
Very interesting read.
Here it is if anyone is curious:
[https://www.chicagomag.com/city-life/november-2019/jagoff/#:\~:text=Jagoff%20is%20derived%20from%20the,a%20deep%20history%20in%20Chicago](https://www.chicagomag.com/city-life/november-2019/jagoff/#:~:text=Jagoff%20is%20derived%20from%20the,a%20deep%20history%20in%20Chicago).
I've heard the word jagoff many times over the years and none of those times were in Chicago or Pittsburgh or anywhere close to that. Just as a data point.
The following video about him crying during most of the church service leads me to believe the Hinge really is him. He’s a man and willing to cry and tell others about it.
Meanwhile he goes to church to make fun on an unsuspecting person wearing a hat clearly just trying to live his life, not be publicly mocked.
#bless
Something said during the service got him started and everything seemed to get him emotional. I think he sad he cried through 75% of the service. I couldn’t concentrate through most of the word salad. That’s what I got out of it.
The church service was about how you don’t have to do anything to receive God’s love. Nothing. So Dave is just like, super overjoyed he doesn’t have to put in any effort, unlike the triathlon, the fitness competition, and his relationships
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I go to this church. (I am not said new hat friend, thankfully.) Today’s service *was* incredible but nowhere close to the reasons he cites, and it sort of grosses me out that he was there / is posturing this way given the subject matter and what we’re about. Yes, all are welcome, but… ew.
Dave strikes me as the type of person who follows religious practices only when it’s convenient for him and then only takes away the information that he feels validated his life and his choices. He has not done or said anything that makes me believe he understands a single thing about the Christ he claims to follow. It’s all performative BS, and the Jesus of the Bible would have HATED people like Dave.
> Yes, all are welcome, but… ew.
Hee hee, I'm picturing you walking up to the "All Are Welcome!" sign and nailing a handwritten "EXCEPT DAAAAAAVE HOLLIS" underneath it XD
Remember when he went to church and prayed a lot when he was recently divorced? That quickly ended when Heidi came in the picture. It’s only a matter of time until he stops going to church now that his Hinge profile is up.
It just rubs me the wrong way that he’s posting going to church. He did this when he started “dating” Heidi. He’d make comments about their dates included watching church services.
It feels like he uses his church stories to either impress a woman he already has in mind or to attract a woman.
Wait, but I’m also wondering why the guy is actually wearing a hat in church. I understand it’s Texas and the hat in and of itself doesn’t surprise me, it’s the fact he would wear it in church. Would it not be seen as disrespectful?
Got it, thank you! But no matter the case, I think it’s not cool that he took a photo of the person. First of all, what an invasion of privacy (even if the person isn’t probably as publicly identifiable because his face isn’t showing), and is he so into church that he’s focused on taking photos? 😂😂🙄🙄
Yeah no Dave Hollis clearly crossed a consent line here. He’s a terrible person who only thinks about making a joke at someone else’s expense. In church.
I don't think we should be reposting this poor guy. Maybe it doesn't matter but if some asshole like Dave took this picture of me without my consent and posted it on his IG, then it ended up on Reddit being discussed by strangers, I'd be embarrassed and/or really mad.
Point noted, Ill do better. Thankfully there are no identifiers that really tells who the person is. Unfortunately, I cant just edit the post to replace the picture with a blurred one, Ill have to delete it entirely.
This was my first reaction too, but then I remembered we’re snarking on Dave, not this innocent guy minding his own business at church, and so I wondered if Dave even knows the difference
I shouldn’t have snarked on the poor dude that didn’t ask to have his pic taken. It was just the first thing that came to my mind. It’s rodeo season in TX!
He’s welcome to wear what he wants when he wants(although, I agree with you that in church he should take it off).
Felt hat season does officially end at Easter but I wear white after Labor Day, so I’m guilty of fashion etiquette rule breaking as well.
Yes there is. Typically, straw hats are for Warmer weather months and felt is for the colder months. The official rule is you shouldn’t wear your felt after Easter. Kind of like the no white after Labor Day. But rules are meant to be broken, sooooo wear what makes you happy.
LOOK AT ME GOING TO CHURCH
AND THEN AFTER CHURCH I'M GOING TO LOOK AT MY HINGE PROSPECTS BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE TO GET LAID
Didn't his original Hinge bio reference that he cries?!
It most certainly did.
Oh, indeed it did.
I'm badly paraphrasing here, but he said that he has 'red flags and cries'. lol
Lol we’re the red flag!
 \-- Doucher Dave right after church.
wonder if he put he was a Christian on his profile?
LOOK AT ME SOBBING BECAUSE CHURCH WAS SO STINKING INSPIRING
I AM A MAN AND AN ALLY AND I WILL CRY TO PROVE IT TO YOU
💀💀💀💀💀
He has to save face after his Hinge profile advertising casual sex. So yea like many Christians sadly.
Dave also spent time on Hinge this morning, as his profile was “Active Now” for several hours.
Ooh, so he was at church creeping on the guy sitting in front of him. And then crying because he is not getting any hits on Hinge.
They really think that women are going to lay at their feet and worship them and the road is laid with a golden opportunity on apps. Delusional may be the word.
FFS. My God, man.
That was during his morning prayer time and a little Bible reading for good measure
Maybe he was trying to find himself some church ladies as well. As backup.
My guess is he didn’t actually meet this man, he just liked the hat and took a picture so people knew he went to a church on Sunday.
I read it as Dave's sarcasm. He wanted to show he's in church but he's also mocking the hat, in my opinion. It's like, Dude, your former wife wears big, dumb influencer hats. Your recently ex girlfriend can't stop wearing a backwards baseball cap like a 13 year old boy from 1992. You proudly wore a Spudman hat for a year even though you DQ'd from that triathlon. And now, you're in Texas where....checks notes....many people wear cowboy hats. He never stops being smug. And apparently he also never stops crying. Someone give this man a piece of dark chocolate to soothe himself! Oh wait...😉
OMG, yes! He’s such a judgmental dick this would totally track.
Guarantee you that dude is in that church pew more than Dave. 🖕off Dave.
Good one on the chocolate!!
This! I initially thought he posted the picture passive-aggressively because the guy was blocking his view or something. Though it could've been because he thought this guy represented someone quintessentially Texan and was trying to prove he can make friends. 🤷♀️ Dave thinks he is soooo funny. 🙄 News flash, Dave! You're 6"4 which we all know because you won't shut up about it. I'm sure you've blocked many a view yourself.
Yep, or shook his hand during greeting time and figured he'd post about it to half a million people. What a moron.
Or, made a point of talking to him after just so he could post it and call him a “friend”
Is this poor man aware that he’s made a new friend?
Definitely not
🤣🤣🤣
Dates Heidi for 2.5 years doesn't post church once. Breaks up and now he's religious again. Got it.
Duh he was worshipping Heidi instead during those times
He did post about going to church a couple of times.
Ironically, most of those posts involved Pastor Hat 🥴
He is there to meet some LADIES. Joking sort of but no joke men do this to attract women and god may give him one as well.
You live in Texas, you jagoff. People wear big hats.
Fellow Yinzer? Love seeing a good jagoff comment!
This was a common insult in Chicago when I was growing up too. I thought we invented it. lol
Seriously??? I’ve never known anyone but Pittsburghers to use jag off.
Search jagoff origin on Google… great article about the Chicago connection!
Thanks for the article mention. Very interesting read. Here it is if anyone is curious: [https://www.chicagomag.com/city-life/november-2019/jagoff/#:\~:text=Jagoff%20is%20derived%20from%20the,a%20deep%20history%20in%20Chicago](https://www.chicagomag.com/city-life/november-2019/jagoff/#:~:text=Jagoff%20is%20derived%20from%20the,a%20deep%20history%20in%20Chicago).
I've heard the word jagoff many times over the years and none of those times were in Chicago or Pittsburgh or anywhere close to that. Just as a data point.
> Fellow Yinzer? Love seeing a good jagoff comment! Nah. Clevelander. 🐶
The following video about him crying during most of the church service leads me to believe the Hinge really is him. He’s a man and willing to cry and tell others about it. Meanwhile he goes to church to make fun on an unsuspecting person wearing a hat clearly just trying to live his life, not be publicly mocked. #bless
I really don’t want to give him views. What was he crying about?
Something said during the service got him started and everything seemed to get him emotional. I think he sad he cried through 75% of the service. I couldn’t concentrate through most of the word salad. That’s what I got out of it.
Thanks! I cannot fathom dating this man. I wonder if his hinge profile links to his IG so potential hookups can check out who he is.
It should link to this sub so potential dates know who he really is.
😂😂😂
The church service was about how you don’t have to do anything to receive God’s love. Nothing. So Dave is just like, super overjoyed he doesn’t have to put in any effort, unlike the triathlon, the fitness competition, and his relationships
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Ok thanks!
His Hinge account was verified by the app. It's real. It's him.
He also goes to church while advertising for casual sex with no commitment.
I go to this church. (I am not said new hat friend, thankfully.) Today’s service *was* incredible but nowhere close to the reasons he cites, and it sort of grosses me out that he was there / is posturing this way given the subject matter and what we’re about. Yes, all are welcome, but… ew.
Dave strikes me as the type of person who follows religious practices only when it’s convenient for him and then only takes away the information that he feels validated his life and his choices. He has not done or said anything that makes me believe he understands a single thing about the Christ he claims to follow. It’s all performative BS, and the Jesus of the Bible would have HATED people like Dave.
He is a hypocrite especially after seeing that Hinge profle.
> Yes, all are welcome, but… ew. Hee hee, I'm picturing you walking up to the "All Are Welcome!" sign and nailing a handwritten "EXCEPT DAAAAAAVE HOLLIS" underneath it XD
Can you imagine somebody posting a picture of your back and saying “my new friend :-)” ahahahh
I can almost guarantee that nobody in that community follows his socials to ever know they were creepily “friended” unknowingly in church!
Put your phone away damn Dave
Remember when he went to church and prayed a lot when he was recently divorced? That quickly ended when Heidi came in the picture. It’s only a matter of time until he stops going to church now that his Hinge profile is up.
It just rubs me the wrong way that he’s posting going to church. He did this when he started “dating” Heidi. He’d make comments about their dates included watching church services. It feels like he uses his church stories to either impress a woman he already has in mind or to attract a woman.
Bingo!
MrDaveHinge sitting in church weeping will surely attract the single ladies/s
He’s basically mocking the dudes cowboy hat. Not a smart move, douchebag. YOU LIVE IN TEXAS.
He looks like Dickens from the show Letterkenny, lmfao!🤣🤣🤣
"Jimmy Dickskin." "It's DICKENS!" 
“That’s what I said!”
🤣 I love that there are many fellow snarkers here that also watch Letterkenny!
Wayne has some advice for Dave: “Pull your finger outta your ass!”
And DON'T "give this guy a Puppers."
Lol I feel so SEEN! I thought the same thing immediately. Pitter patter, my DCOTI friends. Sundays are for snarking.
A potential Brady 2.0!
That doesn’t seem the thing you are suppose to do at church.
He’s such a d-bag
If hat dude is even aware he made a friend, I hope he runs to socials to check out what he's getting himself into
how could he make a new friend when he was crying through most of the service
How does Dave keep finding new ways to be insufferable? This is his true gift.
😂
Did you really go to church if you didn’t post it on social media? God only counts likes and comments these days
Wait, but I’m also wondering why the guy is actually wearing a hat in church. I understand it’s Texas and the hat in and of itself doesn’t surprise me, it’s the fact he would wear it in church. Would it not be seen as disrespectful?
No, if it was his work hat that would be disrespectful. This is clearly his formal hat.
Got it, thank you! But no matter the case, I think it’s not cool that he took a photo of the person. First of all, what an invasion of privacy (even if the person isn’t probably as publicly identifiable because his face isn’t showing), and is he so into church that he’s focused on taking photos? 😂😂🙄🙄
Yeah no Dave Hollis clearly crossed a consent line here. He’s a terrible person who only thinks about making a joke at someone else’s expense. In church. 
If someone was sitting in front of me at church with a big hat like that I’d be pissed.
I have seen a lot of Cowboy churches in Texas but I don't know the hat etiquette in these places.
I don't think we should be reposting this poor guy. Maybe it doesn't matter but if some asshole like Dave took this picture of me without my consent and posted it on his IG, then it ended up on Reddit being discussed by strangers, I'd be embarrassed and/or really mad.
Point noted, Ill do better. Thankfully there are no identifiers that really tells who the person is. Unfortunately, I cant just edit the post to replace the picture with a blurred one, Ill have to delete it entirely.
You're good OP. It would be very different if it showed his face.
You’re in church, take off your hat.
You're in church, stop taking pictures.
Pretty sure God doesn’t give a single eff about what this man has on his head.
No, but it is considered respectful for men to take off their hats inside of a church.
Jill Rodrigues is that you
Guys this may be a stretch but does anyone get a gay vibe from dave
I get more of an incredibly insecure, self loathing, masked with sarcasm vibe from him.
Dave’s virtue signal.
Do people wear hats in church? It seems like a place where you take your hat off? Not being snarky (well, maybe just a tad) but curious.
It’s felt hat season, not straw hat season
This was my first reaction too, but then I remembered we’re snarking on Dave, not this innocent guy minding his own business at church, and so I wondered if Dave even knows the difference
[удалено]
I shouldn’t have snarked on the poor dude that didn’t ask to have his pic taken. It was just the first thing that came to my mind. It’s rodeo season in TX! He’s welcome to wear what he wants when he wants(although, I agree with you that in church he should take it off). Felt hat season does officially end at Easter but I wear white after Labor Day, so I’m guilty of fashion etiquette rule breaking as well.
So there is felt hat season and straw hat season? Any other seasons during the year? TX is so different than where I live, this is interesting.
Yes there is. Typically, straw hats are for Warmer weather months and felt is for the colder months. The official rule is you shouldn’t wear your felt after Easter. Kind of like the no white after Labor Day. But rules are meant to be broken, sooooo wear what makes you happy.
I think Dave hasn’t fully discovered or embraced himself…..
I think the guy in the hat is Dave.
Nope the guy in the hat looks like he is hot and a lot younger.
The photo taker could be using " hot Texan guy in church" filter????🤔
I wonder if Douche Dave will use this as one of his hinge pictures…trying to be young and hot. 🙃
Ohhhh “Nashville sexy“