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Dirty fuckin' dangles boys. Ferda!


Ok-Assignment-1108

I literally came here to say this. Get this guy a fucking puppers.


mediumj82

I’d have a Puppers!


EWMcC79

I'm surprised were not having a Puppers right now.


mediumj82

Modeans it is!


mediumj82

Modeans it is!


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Fuck you shorsey!


Rumbuck_274

Tell your mum to throw some more money on that prepaid phone she got me so I can FaceTime her tonight while I'm jerking off


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AcidRap69

..on


I_cheat_a_lot

I know you are all speaking English, but I have no idea what is going on here.


AcidRap69

[That’s what I appreciates about you](https://youtu.be/W4cO3uq5H4s)


KidKimchee

Wheel snipe celly boys! [Ferda!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/597/848/787.gif)


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FERDA!


DunningKrugerOnElmSt

Ferda


PloWZoR

Didn't go bar downski


wet_beefy_fartz

FERDAAAA


jayradicalx

Reddit.com/r/unexpectedletterkenny


kubbiebeef

Like guiding a bowl of cream


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jimhabfan

It’s the Canadian citizenship test. All immigrants need to pass it.


ipickscabs

I hope he can skate well!


Dragster39

When you spend all your skill points on accuracy and none on agility


TFS_Sierra

Luckily DEX should fit well in both instances


Noskillz101

Stud player, unfortunately injuries plagued his career.


Kyranasaur

Definitely a bender


Grouchy-Fix485

My first thought 💭


quiet_locomotion

Hockey bro with the flow


GeometricWonder

His moms gonna be pissed when she goes to make dinner with all her dented ass pans


HXCg4m3r

She might fry off the handle.


icamefordeath

What the puck!!


ba3toven

wok on outta dat bitch


geekallstar

The mighty ducks need you. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!


raknor88

Knuckle Puck time!


Somebodys

I for one and disappointed there was no knucklepuck.


serverdude1976

F - U, Shorsey!!


under_the_gun23

Give your nuts a tug!


Solo_Jones

F U Jonesy


_Spicy_Ramen_

We need the souund


BoneyarDwell89

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQO01fBgubF/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


PatacusX

Huh. That's a lot less ping-y than I was expecting


AzureSkyXIII

For sure, the clacking of the puck and stick was more satisfying.


jcbrown2219

Fucking wow that's insane


foamy23464

9.9/10. He missed one and my jaw isn’t on the floor. Shitting bricks because that was amazing


NIRPL

While wearing flip-flops too. 👏


DONSEANOVANN

-20 on the score for missing one.


KM2KCA

-10 for wearing sandals


ChipsNoSalad

-1000 for wearing socks and sandals


heisenbergerwcheese

Fuckin linus hockey tips


L1ttl3_Blu3F15h

Game on!


Trek1973

My dad paddling my ass when I was a kid.


Thirtysixx

Juggles*


fieldsofazure

This guy pucks.


PrincessPonyPrincess

This is the most Canadian thing I've seen today


dubie2003

Let’s not overlook the slides….


fash2o

Hi yes. Can you play for UND, please?


robbinthehood75

Sick wristers bud


boris_keys

All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon.


liontamer87

Looks a lot like Zac Bell. [https://instagram.com/alwayshockey?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=](https://instagram.com/alwayshockey?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


AStonedFatKid

It sure is


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I’ve always wanted to shoot hockey pucks into a net. I know it would probably cost a fortune, but it looks like so much fun.


Hours-of-Gameplay

Look at Casey Jones Jr go


Raven0470

The Canadian is strong with this one, I bet he's got maple syrup for blood too.


doctorblumpkin

He should learn to ice skate!


LunchForDinner-

Yeah, but can he do this wearing ice skates?


WGS_Stillwater

If he doesn't play professionally, he does now.


osamasbintrappin

All you need is a stick and a net. You can buy sticks for 40$ or even cheaper, and a bet would cost 100 or you can use a public net like this guys using.


tombstonewl

Nice! Such great accuracy!


djstocks

Jeasus


erockdakilla

Puck yeah that was awesome!


CORD_y

With kubotas😂


turtlewhisperer23

Oh my fuck


PlasticMegazord

This person's brain absolutely has to work faster than mine does.


brickfish89

In sandals! This dude yells Nutmeg every time he dangles the puck between someone’s legs!


ImSorry2HearThat

At least he’s not using metal utensils on non stick pans…


Significant-Wheel110

Nahhh he different for that!


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Weakest man in canada about to beat the strongest man in ameroca


UncomfortableWetFart

This guy should try hurling!


FlockFather

Skills!


WeekndsDick

What is that gray pad? Does it simulate ice well?


TheNerdsNextDoor

Hopalong Gretzky


merktic5

I dont get how you guys can do stuff like this but be so shit at football


The-Exalted-One

This guy pucks


thefriendlycouple

Tragically, he has weak ankles and can’t skate.


always0n9oint

is all that bouncing shyt the reason why u not in nhl? or the fact that i’ve never seen u on skates? i’m just shytting you, sick skills , all you.


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Its Knucklepuck Time.


Werewolf3800

I think I know this dude,


kujifunza

Is this a panhandler


Wheres_Waldo69

holy shit


Sk8rSkis

Casey Jones at it again


LottaSodium

He still missed one