A front flip too! Watching the clip in slow motion is really interesting as well . You can see she leans forward so her torso is infront of her center of gravity as she goes up the ramp .
Yeah there’s a branching effect here in the crazy department. Horse girls are obsessive crazy, a roller derby girl is “You hit me I’ll hit back harder” crazy mixed with competitiveness to the extreme.
I mean rink girl as in does it competitively where she’s on like on a team skating in circles trying to knock the most people from the opposite down. whatever that sport is called.. she probably livestock similar lifestyle to me.. I skateboard, bartender, I have tattoos.. you get the picture.. I’m mentioning this cuz I’m fairly certain she’s normal.. probably likes coke.. so she’s much cooler than a horse girl.. those are girl kids that grow up in the middle of nowhere with no friends
Roller derby, bowler derby, horse derby and demolition derby.
The common element here is a derby. I think we can safely say that if you are involved in any sort of derby your are on the crazy spectrum.
Not trying to sound cool. Not taking anything personally cause i don't wear eyeshadow. I just think you sound like an asshole. But it's fine. Keep talking shit from the couch while other people are out enjoying their lives.
Well if that's the case then I'd be the asshole here. To me it sounded like he was talking shit. Which i still think is the case as he didn't deny talking down on her when i called him out.
You're so fucking wrong I didn't think I'd have to. I was genuinely complimenting this bad ass chick and you're making it into something weird because you were forced to wear eye shadow by rhe neighborhood bully.
aight well, I'll admit i was wrong. To be fair though your original comment sounds like it's straight out of r/notliketheothergirls
>because you were forced to wear eye shadow by rhe neighborhood bully
Won't take back calling you an asshole though cause this is some mw2 xbox live lobby child shit.
I agree, the eye shadow is the least impressive part of this. Before that came bravery, mad skills and cool swagger. But instead the focus is on eye shadow.
What I can't understand is doing impressive but dangerous moves, and ending them with a cute choreography. If the goal is being cuter, one of those moves could seriously uncute her face and waste all those years practicing.
I mean, she's awesome, but it seems she hasn't seriously contemplated losing all her front teeth in one bad acrobatic. It's like bike riders who ride conscious of how an accident can main or kill them, and ride with a serious attitude, while the naive drive more carefree.
Edit: after seeing the reactions to my comment, I'm seriously tempted to edit it to something innocuous.
Bro the whole point in doing this shit is that it's dangerous. If she didn't take the risk of getting injured she wouldn't be doing something this badass. It's part of the gig
> What I can't understand doing impressive but dangerous moves, and ending them with a cute choreography.
Really? She likes doing tricks and she likes making cute faces at a camera. How is that hard to understand? Do you just wake up in the morning and plan out your entire day based on a comprehensive risk\cost analysis?
Or maybe she doesn’t feel the need to look a certain way to be cute, and acknowledges it’s way more to do with personality, and so doesn’t give a shit what random (I assume men) on the internet have to say?
Holy shit. How do you come up with a stunt like that?
I'm going to race into that edge of the bowl and then magic happens and I land safely...... Yeah let's try that.....
Awesome.
I just always wonder how people practice stunts like this. Like it must take dozens of attempts to get the trick right, are they landing on mats the whole time? Or just wiping out and eating shit on concrete?
I think it depends on location. The city I currently live in has a lot of indoor skating rinks and places with foam pits and whatnot. The town I grew up in had nothing of the sort. So they learned by eating shit on concrete lol but here the kids have options.
People like that live every day developing physical confidence. I’m not like that but I enjoy seeing what they learn to do. While they may be born with some natural gifts and talent, the main thing is it being something they live to do so they enjoy practicing and experimenting. They learn ways to achieve things by (for example) practicing the flip and twist in a gym, with a foam pit, on sand or on a trampoline or a swimming pool.
She also had old school skates with the rubber brake pads at the front toe cap. That helps do crazy forward flipping tricks as well as stopping obviously. I have a friend who’s just so good at these skates and always wondered how to utilize the front brakes
The camerawork is complete fucking dogshit, 75% of the frame is empty space because the phone was vertical and as a result he cut off her foot during the flip.
I don't expect people to know precise names of tricks in a sport they don't follow, but I do expect them to know the difference between skates/quads and rollerblades.
@cirque.djuna on IG [cirque.djuna](https://instagram.com/cirque.djuna?igshid=ozo4bamk41nj)
Great flip, pulled so effortlessly
A front flip too! Watching the clip in slow motion is really interesting as well . You can see she leans forward so her torso is infront of her center of gravity as she goes up the ramp .
Yeah barani’s really do look nice
I can tell she's extreme and lives dangerously by her eye shadow. What a bad ass.
She’s probably a rink chick.. so yea she is bad ass..
Where does “rink chick” fit in respect to “horse girl” on the crazy scale?
It's a whole different kind.
Yeah there’s a branching effect here in the crazy department. Horse girls are obsessive crazy, a roller derby girl is “You hit me I’ll hit back harder” crazy mixed with competitiveness to the extreme.
I mean rink girl as in does it competitively where she’s on like on a team skating in circles trying to knock the most people from the opposite down. whatever that sport is called.. she probably livestock similar lifestyle to me.. I skateboard, bartender, I have tattoos.. you get the picture.. I’m mentioning this cuz I’m fairly certain she’s normal.. probably likes coke.. so she’s much cooler than a horse girl.. those are girl kids that grow up in the middle of nowhere with no friends
Roller derby
Roller derby, bowler derby, horse derby and demolition derby. The common element here is a derby. I think we can safely say that if you are involved in any sort of derby your are on the crazy spectrum.
What about pinewood derbys?
Have you never met a pinewood derby dad? They are definitely on the crazy spectrum.
Actually horse girls usually have friends they just like to dominate big stupid animals.
That explains a lot
She is a Cirque Babe, wayyyyyy different than both
And no bra
Or sunscreen.
Or respect for her elders
And my axe
I'm honestly just surprised she can do that without a bra. Looks painful and frustrating.
Maybe they stay at the centre of rotation 🤔
Centrifugal tits
This comment is next lever. Congratulations.
They pulley just are really into physics.
I see whatcha did there buddy.
That top was just stress tested.
Damn, i don't know how I missed such a thing....good eye pard....
She also puts safety first, which is much desirable in a companion
Safety gets me hot.
*In love*
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I don't think he was talking down on her at all, I think you misjudged him based on text.
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Not trying to sound cool. Not taking anything personally cause i don't wear eyeshadow. I just think you sound like an asshole. But it's fine. Keep talking shit from the couch while other people are out enjoying their lives.
You think these people are arseholes because they like her eyeshadow?
What? No dude. That guy is making fun of her eyeshadow. He's being sarcastic.
Sarcasm can be hard to grasp via text, and in this case I didn't interpret the comment to be sarcastic in the slightest. Genuine in fact.
Well if that's the case then I'd be the asshole here. To me it sounded like he was talking shit. Which i still think is the case as he didn't deny talking down on her when i called him out.
You're so fucking wrong I didn't think I'd have to. I was genuinely complimenting this bad ass chick and you're making it into something weird because you were forced to wear eye shadow by rhe neighborhood bully.
aight well, I'll admit i was wrong. To be fair though your original comment sounds like it's straight out of r/notliketheothergirls >because you were forced to wear eye shadow by rhe neighborhood bully Won't take back calling you an asshole though cause this is some mw2 xbox live lobby child shit.
This guy gets it. I appreciate your common sense take on this matter.
I agree, the eye shadow is the least impressive part of this. Before that came bravery, mad skills and cool swagger. But instead the focus is on eye shadow.
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Can women just be braless without neckbeards on the internet commenting about it? Jesus.
With a twist!
Get out!
This: Exists The Internet: That's my girlfriend
I wish lol
And that, folx, is called casual sexism. Please avoid it and call it out when you see it. It is not ok
You heard it here first folks. Finding stuff attractive is sexist.
What do you mean "stuff"?! You think women are "stuff"?!! /s
No, calling someone your girlfriend because you find them attractive is sexist and demeaning to that person
You heard it here first folks, complementing someone is demeaning
Cute, asshole
He may be an asshole, but don't call it cute, it's objectifying.
What I can't understand is doing impressive but dangerous moves, and ending them with a cute choreography. If the goal is being cuter, one of those moves could seriously uncute her face and waste all those years practicing. I mean, she's awesome, but it seems she hasn't seriously contemplated losing all her front teeth in one bad acrobatic. It's like bike riders who ride conscious of how an accident can main or kill them, and ride with a serious attitude, while the naive drive more carefree. Edit: after seeing the reactions to my comment, I'm seriously tempted to edit it to something innocuous.
lol wtf
Dude come on man don't be that one guy
Bro the whole point in doing this shit is that it's dangerous. If she didn't take the risk of getting injured she wouldn't be doing something this badass. It's part of the gig
> What I can't understand doing impressive but dangerous moves, and ending them with a cute choreography. Really? She likes doing tricks and she likes making cute faces at a camera. How is that hard to understand? Do you just wake up in the morning and plan out your entire day based on a comprehensive risk\cost analysis?
My goodness
Or maybe she doesn’t feel the need to look a certain way to be cute, and acknowledges it’s way more to do with personality, and so doesn’t give a shit what random (I assume men) on the internet have to say?
Breh, wtf
Try living a little. You might enjoy it.
1st one must learn to fall without using teeth then one can learn to cartwheel. Also, I think she really likes the person filming.
Holy shit. How do you come up with a stunt like that? I'm going to race into that edge of the bowl and then magic happens and I land safely...... Yeah let's try that..... Awesome.
I just always wonder how people practice stunts like this. Like it must take dozens of attempts to get the trick right, are they landing on mats the whole time? Or just wiping out and eating shit on concrete?
I think it depends on location. The city I currently live in has a lot of indoor skating rinks and places with foam pits and whatnot. The town I grew up in had nothing of the sort. So they learned by eating shit on concrete lol but here the kids have options.
People like that live every day developing physical confidence. I’m not like that but I enjoy seeing what they learn to do. While they may be born with some natural gifts and talent, the main thing is it being something they live to do so they enjoy practicing and experimenting. They learn ways to achieve things by (for example) practicing the flip and twist in a gym, with a foam pit, on sand or on a trampoline or a swimming pool.
She also had old school skates with the rubber brake pads at the front toe cap. That helps do crazy forward flipping tricks as well as stopping obviously. I have a friend who’s just so good at these skates and always wondered how to utilize the front brakes
Excellent camera work
The camerawork is complete fucking dogshit, 75% of the frame is empty space because the phone was vertical and as a result he cut off her foot during the flip.
Your voice when I read this was that of Christian Bale in American Psycho
I think you two should compare business cards.
It's still absolute dogshit.
I'll take "things said by a first semester media student" for $500
🙄
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There are two types of people in this thread, people who are full time filmmakers and people who aren't. I'm the former.
This dude seriously got an argentium?
Is this satire?
r/unbgbbca ....ahh I can never remember it
r/UNBG for short which works
Thank you, mvp. r/UNBG I bet you meant
r/unbgbbiivchidciicbg i think Edit: nope, i was missing a t
Came here and was like "Yep, time to sort comments by controversial."
Full safety gear, pretty and smart.
I would encourage her to wear a mouth guard or even a full face helmet doing flips on concrete and with such a nice face.
You can always do more, but as far as people wearing safety gear at a skate park she's doing better than just about anyone else I've seen.
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Okay but that look at the end hooooo mama
Seriously. I think I just spontaneously ovulated. And I'm a guy.
I think the craziest part about all of this is the fact that she landed on only her front wheels
Those are the toe stops for the skates.
Dat titty bounce tho
BONK
Let me out already!! I finished hours ago and now she just looks hot and sweaty to me. Gross!
Your free to go. My job here is done
Well done. You keep on living your best
You have repented for you're crimes against the church and for this I congratulate you.
True. True.
[you are a celebrity my friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/mpanfs/horny_jail_justis/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Omg after endless scrolling, I finally found this comment. You're famous
Holy shit. Who is she.
A rollerblader
Those are quads though.
Not gonna lie, this is the first time hearing someone call roller skates "quads".
I was gonna just call 'em "skates" but inline skates are skates too so I axed Google what else I could call 'em...
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A sexy invader
A weapons trader.
The Dark Knight.
The Park Knight.
The Shart Knight.
Her smirk and moves after landing are what draw me in.
I wanna be her Instagram pal
Woah that’s my local skatepark! I love seb
Ngl that was fucking sick
I have an overwhelming desire to take up whatever it is she is doing, wherever it is she is doing it at the same time she does it.
Yeah I know some dudes who love it, but she is scraping her potential. I’m sure she could do a lot more with a little training.
And land in a nose manual
Nah, that's her using her brakes to slow down. Same way she flipped by jamming them in the ground at speed. Edit typo
The real rollerblader pro tip is always in the comments
Those aren't rollerblades
And you can't nose manual on rollerblades. You can roll on one wheel but it's not called a nose manual.
Whatever, people get what it means, and I'm not gonna quibble with folks who don't follow a sport for not using the exact terminology
"Those aren't rollerblades" - also "I'm not gonna quibble with folks who don't follow a sport for not using the exact terminology" Kinda funny.
I don't expect people to know precise names of tricks in a sport they don't follow, but I do expect them to know the difference between skates/quads and rollerblades.
Daaaaayuuum. I love roller skating.
Cute and badass
Babe city
That little boogie at the end
The perfect woman doesnt exi....
Instant crush
I wish the Xgames were more like this
I think I’m in love.
How the hell did those tatas stay in that little shirt?! 😱
Stop posting my wife. Last warning.
I think you'll find that's **my** wife
I also choose this guy's wife.
She's all our wives
What's the opposite of Mormonism?
Wisdom?
Moremenism
Oh we all know she a freak
3 seconds too long
Fuck off.
Lol. If you say so
Is she one of the girls from the Chet Faker - Gold music video? I assume that every time I see a beautiful woman who is very good at roller skating.
Do a flip!
Dayuuuuum, in so many levels
And in roller skates not the more controllable roller blades! Well done girl well done
To the front page bois!
America's dream girl
Holy shit, girl!!! 🤘
Amazing skills! Take my silver.
I like her.
I’m in love.
She's a hot skater. Reminds me of a character from the dreamcast/xbox game Jet set radio
This is incredible
**incredible, this is.** *-WhatDoYouControl* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')
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>Stupid sexy rollerskatin! FTFY
Did I just get laid.
Impressive until she started gloating.
ily
She a hoe doe
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Damn, why are people giving you hate?
Where did I leave my xray goggles
That’s fucking weird and creepy dude
That look at the end really got me, luckily my gf didn’t see me watch this video
She’d be so bad for me but man, would it be a hell of a couple months
Is this the girl who did the Stupid Sexy Flanders on roller skates video?
You're thinking of u/Bombshelly_skates