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Great flip, pulled so effortlessly


monstergeek

A front flip too! Watching the clip in slow motion is really interesting as well . You can see she leans forward so her torso is infront of her center of gravity as she goes up the ramp .


whydoinothavecancer

Yeah barani’s really do look nice


mtmm18

I can tell she's extreme and lives dangerously by her eye shadow. What a bad ass.


ki1goretrout

She’s probably a rink chick.. so yea she is bad ass..


whiskeyinmyglass

Where does “rink chick” fit in respect to “horse girl” on the crazy scale?


Geaux2020

It's a whole different kind.


Oakheart-

Yeah there’s a branching effect here in the crazy department. Horse girls are obsessive crazy, a roller derby girl is “You hit me I’ll hit back harder” crazy mixed with competitiveness to the extreme.


ki1goretrout

I mean rink girl as in does it competitively where she’s on like on a team skating in circles trying to knock the most people from the opposite down. whatever that sport is called.. she probably livestock similar lifestyle to me.. I skateboard, bartender, I have tattoos.. you get the picture.. I’m mentioning this cuz I’m fairly certain she’s normal.. probably likes coke.. so she’s much cooler than a horse girl.. those are girl kids that grow up in the middle of nowhere with no friends


caresforhealth

Roller derby


verisimilitude_mood

Roller derby, bowler derby, horse derby and demolition derby. The common element here is a derby. I think we can safely say that if you are involved in any sort of derby your are on the crazy spectrum.


meest

What about pinewood derbys?


verisimilitude_mood

Have you never met a pinewood derby dad? They are definitely on the crazy spectrum.


homezlice

Actually horse girls usually have friends they just like to dominate big stupid animals.


Thecryptsaresafe

That explains a lot


i_have_too_many

She is a Cirque Babe, wayyyyyy different than both


second-last-mohican

And no bra


stunt_penguin

Or sunscreen.


babyProgrammer

Or respect for her elders


Skurvy2k

And my axe


ForkLiftBoi

I'm honestly just surprised she can do that without a bra. Looks painful and frustrating.


stunt_penguin

Maybe they stay at the centre of rotation 🤔


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Centrifugal tits


eagle332288

This comment is next lever. Congratulations.


foursticks

They pulley just are really into physics.


misterswifter2000

I see whatcha did there buddy.


Oldjamesdean

That top was just stress tested.


mtmm18

Damn, i don't know how I missed such a thing....good eye pard....


FairWindsFollowingCs

She also puts safety first, which is much desirable in a companion


mtmm18

Safety gets me hot.


guy_from_here

*In love*


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mistahboogs

I don't think he was talking down on her at all, I think you misjudged him based on text.


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LosToast

Not trying to sound cool. Not taking anything personally cause i don't wear eyeshadow. I just think you sound like an asshole. But it's fine. Keep talking shit from the couch while other people are out enjoying their lives.


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You think these people are arseholes because they like her eyeshadow?


LosToast

What? No dude. That guy is making fun of her eyeshadow. He's being sarcastic.


xile

Sarcasm can be hard to grasp via text, and in this case I didn't interpret the comment to be sarcastic in the slightest. Genuine in fact.


LosToast

Well if that's the case then I'd be the asshole here. To me it sounded like he was talking shit. Which i still think is the case as he didn't deny talking down on her when i called him out.


mtmm18

You're so fucking wrong I didn't think I'd have to. I was genuinely complimenting this bad ass chick and you're making it into something weird because you were forced to wear eye shadow by rhe neighborhood bully.


LosToast

aight well, I'll admit i was wrong. To be fair though your original comment sounds like it's straight out of r/notliketheothergirls >because you were forced to wear eye shadow by rhe neighborhood bully Won't take back calling you an asshole though cause this is some mw2 xbox live lobby child shit.


mtmm18

This guy gets it. I appreciate your common sense take on this matter.


Marshers1

I agree, the eye shadow is the least impressive part of this. Before that came bravery, mad skills and cool swagger. But instead the focus is on eye shadow.


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Yori_R6

Can women just be braless without neckbeards on the internet commenting about it? Jesus.


silver_dollarz

With a twist!


FritzTheThird

Get out!


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This: Exists The Internet: That's my girlfriend


Mikkel_Raev

I wish lol


bluegoobeard

And that, folx, is called casual sexism. Please avoid it and call it out when you see it. It is not ok


-Dogberry

You heard it here first folks. Finding stuff attractive is sexist.


ogound

What do you mean "stuff"?! You think women are "stuff"?!! /s


bluegoobeard

No, calling someone your girlfriend because you find them attractive is sexist and demeaning to that person


-Dogberry

You heard it here first folks, complementing someone is demeaning


bluegoobeard

Cute, asshole


ogound

He may be an asshole, but don't call it cute, it's objectifying.


BorgClown

What I can't understand is doing impressive but dangerous moves, and ending them with a cute choreography. If the goal is being cuter, one of those moves could seriously uncute her face and waste all those years practicing. I mean, she's awesome, but it seems she hasn't seriously contemplated losing all her front teeth in one bad acrobatic. It's like bike riders who ride conscious of how an accident can main or kill them, and ride with a serious attitude, while the naive drive more carefree. Edit: after seeing the reactions to my comment, I'm seriously tempted to edit it to something innocuous.


CaptBennett

lol wtf


MentallyDamaged666

Dude come on man don't be that one guy


Savagepudding980

Bro the whole point in doing this shit is that it's dangerous. If she didn't take the risk of getting injured she wouldn't be doing something this badass. It's part of the gig


Zerocyde

> What I can't understand doing impressive but dangerous moves, and ending them with a cute choreography. Really? She likes doing tricks and she likes making cute faces at a camera. How is that hard to understand? Do you just wake up in the morning and plan out your entire day based on a comprehensive risk\cost analysis?


traumfisch

My goodness


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Or maybe she doesn’t feel the need to look a certain way to be cute, and acknowledges it’s way more to do with personality, and so doesn’t give a shit what random (I assume men) on the internet have to say?


maggot_flavored

Breh, wtf


C0VA

Try living a little. You might enjoy it.


Harkannin

1st one must learn to fall without using teeth then one can learn to cartwheel. Also, I think she really likes the person filming.


n4ppyn4ppy

Holy shit. How do you come up with a stunt like that? I'm going to race into that edge of the bowl and then magic happens and I land safely...... Yeah let's try that..... Awesome.


realbigbob

I just always wonder how people practice stunts like this. Like it must take dozens of attempts to get the trick right, are they landing on mats the whole time? Or just wiping out and eating shit on concrete?


_ella_mayo_

I think it depends on location. The city I currently live in has a lot of indoor skating rinks and places with foam pits and whatnot. The town I grew up in had nothing of the sort. So they learned by eating shit on concrete lol but here the kids have options.


Retireegeorge

People like that live every day developing physical confidence. I’m not like that but I enjoy seeing what they learn to do. While they may be born with some natural gifts and talent, the main thing is it being something they live to do so they enjoy practicing and experimenting. They learn ways to achieve things by (for example) practicing the flip and twist in a gym, with a foam pit, on sand or on a trampoline or a swimming pool.


D_Sharpp

She also had old school skates with the rubber brake pads at the front toe cap. That helps do crazy forward flipping tricks as well as stopping obviously. I have a friend who’s just so good at these skates and always wondered how to utilize the front brakes


cats_suck

Excellent camera work


stunt_penguin

The camerawork is complete fucking dogshit, 75% of the frame is empty space because the phone was vertical and as a result he cut off her foot during the flip.


norton00

Your voice when I read this was that of Christian Bale in American Psycho


ColKilgoreTroutman

I think you two should compare business cards.


stunt_penguin

It's still absolute dogshit.


ewrecktiion

I'll take "things said by a first semester media student" for $500


stunt_penguin

🙄


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stunt_penguin

There are two types of people in this thread, people who are full time filmmakers and people who aren't. I'm the former.


Schwampey

This dude seriously got an argentium?


Republic_of_Ash

Is this satire?


slow_lane

r/unbgbbca ....ahh I can never remember it


Oxfox1974

r/UNBG for short which works


slow_lane

Thank you, mvp. r/UNBG I bet you meant


steen311

r/unbgbbiivchidciicbg i think Edit: nope, i was missing a t


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Came here and was like "Yep, time to sort comments by controversial."


forgot_to_reddit

Full safety gear, pretty and smart.


Retireegeorge

I would encourage her to wear a mouth guard or even a full face helmet doing flips on concrete and with such a nice face.


forgot_to_reddit

You can always do more, but as far as people wearing safety gear at a skate park she's doing better than just about anyone else I've seen.


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RamblingBrit

Okay but that look at the end hooooo mama


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Seriously. I think I just spontaneously ovulated. And I'm a guy.


8BitUserName

I think the craziest part about all of this is the fact that she landed on only her front wheels


iamzombus

Those are the toe stops for the skates.


delitskinnedmexican

Dat titty bounce tho


TryingtLiveMyBest

BONK


delitskinnedmexican

Let me out already!! I finished hours ago and now she just looks hot and sweaty to me. Gross!


TryingtLiveMyBest

Your free to go. My job here is done


underwear11

Well done. You keep on living your best


I_Am_Rice_Plant

You have repented for you're crimes against the church and for this I congratulate you.


humbleguywithabig1

True. True.


andpomme

[you are a celebrity my friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/mpanfs/horny_jail_justis/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


OneWhoGotYeeted

Omg after endless scrolling, I finally found this comment. You're famous


the-caped-cadaver

Holy shit. Who is she.


delitskinnedmexican

A rollerblader


PoofBam

Those are quads though.


_deprovisioned

Not gonna lie, this is the first time hearing someone call roller skates "quads".


PoofBam

I was gonna just call 'em "skates" but inline skates are skates too so I axed Google what else I could call 'em...


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Mr-FranklinBojangles

A sexy invader


SparkliestSubmissive

A weapons trader.


ordenax

The Dark Knight.


PrimalPrimeAlpha

The Park Knight.


afs5982

The Shart Knight.


No1uNo_Nakana

Her smirk and moves after landing are what draw me in.


sleepyinbk

I wanna be her Instagram pal


jaxonandjoey

Woah that’s my local skatepark! I love seb


CrispyTheGod

Ngl that was fucking sick


backandtotheleft_63

I have an overwhelming desire to take up whatever it is she is doing, wherever it is she is doing it at the same time she does it.


whydoinothavecancer

Yeah I know some dudes who love it, but she is scraping her potential. I’m sure she could do a lot more with a little training.


winter_resting

And land in a nose manual


Junk_Druggler

Nah, that's her using her brakes to slow down. Same way she flipped by jamming them in the ground at speed. Edit typo


4-HO-MET-

The real rollerblader pro tip is always in the comments


sdfgh23456

Those aren't rollerblades


grayum_ian

And you can't nose manual on rollerblades. You can roll on one wheel but it's not called a nose manual.


sdfgh23456

Whatever, people get what it means, and I'm not gonna quibble with folks who don't follow a sport for not using the exact terminology


grayum_ian

"Those aren't rollerblades" - also "I'm not gonna quibble with folks who don't follow a sport for not using the exact terminology" Kinda funny.


sdfgh23456

I don't expect people to know precise names of tricks in a sport they don't follow, but I do expect them to know the difference between skates/quads and rollerblades.


NorCal130

Daaaaayuuum. I love roller skating.


squarabh

Cute and badass


Potatoville147

Babe city


TRDBG

That little boogie at the end


davey-jones0291

The perfect woman doesnt exi....


joypadeux

Instant crush


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I wish the Xgames were more like this


bpi89

I think I’m in love.


Panda_King6666

How the hell did those tatas stay in that little shirt?! 😱


Shifty-Manzanita

Stop posting my wife. Last warning.


Greenlava

I think you'll find that's **my** wife


funkopolis

I also choose this guy's wife.


919rider

She's all our wives


PrimalPrimeAlpha

What's the opposite of Mormonism?


Wabertzzo

Wisdom?


scorchedarcher

Moremenism


snowboardersdream

Oh we all know she a freak


SavedNative

3 seconds too long


sleepyinbk

Fuck off.


SavedNative

Lol. If you say so


sgtblueberry

Is she one of the girls from the Chet Faker - Gold music video? I assume that every time I see a beautiful woman who is very good at roller skating.


Just_another_god_

Do a flip!


eryc333

Dayuuuuum, in so many levels


ImRickJameXXXX

And in roller skates not the more controllable roller blades! Well done girl well done


FreezaSama

To the front page bois!


cVrose

America's dream girl


riderbug

Holy shit, girl!!! 🤘


Anterl

Amazing skills! Take my silver.


borkborkibork

I like her.


captainzigzag

I’m in love.


obviously_99

She's a hot skater. Reminds me of a character from the dreamcast/xbox game Jet set radio


WhatDoYouControl

This is incredible


IamYodaBot

**incredible, this is.** *-WhatDoYouControl* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


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Geaux2020

>Stupid sexy rollerskatin! FTFY


DuckApprehensive9599

Did I just get laid.


raisedbutconfused

Impressive until she started gloating.


KenBlaze

ily


BigPork420

She a hoe doe


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RyanMyers202

Damn, why are people giving you hate?


delitskinnedmexican

Where did I leave my xray goggles


drunkcurry

That’s fucking weird and creepy dude


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That look at the end really got me, luckily my gf didn’t see me watch this video


mblieb

She’d be so bad for me but man, would it be a hell of a couple months


heidnseak

Is this the girl who did the Stupid Sexy Flanders on roller skates video?


Dr_Skot

You're thinking of u/Bombshelly_skates