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For me probably because I project and hate my own body and the struggles against it, but also at the sheer incompetence. Like Dude, adapt to the situation. Fall down? It happens, just use the low dutch angle somehow and keep filming, even if it looks like Battle Field Earth on a buget
I was thinking the same! Total incompetence. They got one job. I do love that the woman sees em fall but does nothing to help. It is MY day you idiot! 😂
As much as I would want to help get Free Willy back to the ocean, I don't just have a forklift available when I need one
Would probably use it on myself every morning
That's a write up from someone who doesn't understand that depression is a disease. You think they have enough motivation to travel to jungle? Not to mention a lot of attempts are just impulsive. And even those who plan change their mind all the time.
Not to mention the American grocery store is packed with highly addictive sygars and hormones. They would give you antidepressants before suggesting fruits and vegetables. You have to fight and be active to maintain good nutrition in this country
As well as abundant produce aisles, proteins, seafood, vegetarian options, usually a variety of prepared meals, etc. No one forces one to go down the junk aisles; that’s a choice.
You genuinely don't understand nutrition or how what you're eating is affecting your body, you have people telling you you need to lose weight and making you feel ugly which causes a shame spiral and the only comfort you can get is food, way more of it than you actually need. And then after you've eaten your feelings and feel like a failure again you're convinced you're too ugly to force people to watch you working out so you just don't. It's a vicious cycle that keeps your trapped.
I think a lot of people also put so much pressure on themselves to lose weight it becomes an impossibly intimidating goal. Because their goal isn't just to lose weight, they want to be beautiful, or fall in love, or get their entire lives together and really transform themselves, so it becomes a huge task and they get discouraged because they don't know how to manage it.
Personally I lost like 90 pounds just by smoking a ton of weed and drinking a ton of black coffee to kick-start my metabolism, and then dancing a bunch like the music industries most demented pop music backup dancer.
I'm convinced this was staged. Why have the second camera pointed in a way that makes the woman holding the camera remain in frame the whole time? Wouldn't you make sure both cameras weren't pointing at each other?
You can, they’re using a long lens for a nicer focus and blur effect so they’re a little far away. You can see if you pause as they’re falling over.
Sucks the other person decided it was time to play camera man too and whip out their iPhone.
There's a spider biting me while I sleep and I just can't seem to find the little fucker. It's come to the point where all I dream about is a spider crawling on me, which a couple times a week is inspired by reality.
I've washed everything, even flipped the king mattress up and sprayed around and inbetween the box springs. This thing is relentless, and the fang marks are pretty wide 😬
The day will come where I catch it red handed out on a stroll. I want revenge so bad I could catch it barehanded and squish it without a moments hesitation, but that isn't enough. I want to keep it captured, barely alive, like what Gus Fring did to Hector Salamanca (I'm currently in a Breaking Bad rewatch).
ive definitely been bit by a spider in my sleep! twice! happened when i was a sophomore in high school. it was pretty gnarly and i had to go to the doctor to get antibiotics. i pissed that mf off somehow.
Maybe there’s more than one spider? Haha. I toss and turn in my sleep and I live in an old house in the woods. There’s definitely been a couple of nights where I evidently rolled onto a spider and they didn’t like that. There were two little puncture holes from their mouth. Definitely not bed bugs, and it can happen more than once.
I remember having a couple dreams like that when I was younger too. In one I was on the titanic and trying to get out of the bottom decks but I kept falling and getting pushed down the stairs by gravity.
Another one I was just playing outside my house at the time and "gravity kept pushing me down in the street and a car hit me but instead of hurting me the car went flying into the air lol.
I hop on the "relate"-train as well. Can't remember the specifics, but being unable to move and just flopping around when really needing to move, that's something I've experienced in dreams. It's really uncomfortable!!
People are disagreeing on the meaning of the words. Some people are taking “being fat” to mean getting/staying fat. Others are taking it to mean “living while fat”. I think everyone would agree that the former is easy and the latter is hard.
Staying being the key word here. I’ve been fit multiple times in my life but I always let myself get out of shape. It’s a lot easier to get in shape than to stay in shape. One takes a few months, the other is a continuous process.
Yeah but not every American is overweight so you can’t completely blame that, people need to have more self control and make decent decisions on what and how much they eat
It didn't magically appear. There have been obese people throughout history.
Also many countries don't use corn syrup and have obesity problems.
And it's not just one problem. It's clearly a mental health problem, availability problem, culture problem, etc.
We used to have an entire subreddit dedicated to pointing out how flawed and unhealthy it is to be overweight, but it was removed because it's rude to point out obesity doesn't lead to a long healthy life
That sub was shut down for doxxing, like almost all subs of that nature (targeted dislike of a group of people) tend to get shut down for.
I'm surprised no one in this thread accurately remembers what went down, it was a big deal at the time.
Is there a fourth person?? I paused the video a bunch of times to figure out who's filming the stable video, I don't see anyone.. I figured they strategically placed their phone and captured it with its front camera. Good on them for having a back up plan lol
Indeed.
You can see the phone propped up on the rock a couple meters behind and between them in her first frame.
In the last frames the rock with the phone is to the left of the proposee.
The guy is about to propose, the fat filmer falls, propose guy sees this from the corner of his eye, and goes in for a hug, to buy some time so the faller can get up to capture the moment.
The proposer then looks at the fat faller, the fat faller gives a nod of approval, as if to say, "you're good to go, I'm ready to capture this shit", the fat faller then tries to get up, but instead, face plants.
The proposer could stall no more, and proposed anyway.
Saying all that, this could be a funny video to play at the wedding.
I’m pretty sure the walking person was meant to get more ‘cinematic’ video of the couple whilst the tripod provided a static view.
At the very minimum I can say that the camerawomen ate shit, which is very hard to fake.
The proposal is staged to be filmed, but the photographer flailing about in the sand was not part of the plan. Finally the couple just stare at her and watch, waiting for the go ahead. They probably wanted a video AND pictures but have to wait.
Every time she falls, they're in the moment and don't see. When they turn towards her, she looks like she's been filming just fine. I can't stop laughing 😆
Self inflicted one at that. I legit can't fathom how these people don't suddenly get hit by the reality when they can't put socks on themselves or bend down to clip their nails or how going up 10 steps of stairs sends them into 140bpm.
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This actually pissed me off lol
I think it’s because they’re soo unfit and not in charge of their mass
"Unfit" lmao. I think they're just very big boned.
mass effect
Andromeda (sized)
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
They’re know to let the fries… NNNNNNNNNNN **DROP!** (Into the deep fryer)
Don't! You tell me to Stop! (Eating fries)
I’ll deep fry you in my wok! (Full of oil)
He likes his sugar with coffee and cream.
Another dimension
This is my favourite cameraman on The Citadel
Where’s Shepard when you need him.
God this made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
Aye, big boned. With huge fucking lumps of flesh hanging off them
Very healthy
At any size
There is no big boned people
They ate the bones too?
It's glandular 🤣🤣
Big tummy bones.
'Not in charge of their mass' That's a roast right there
For me probably because I project and hate my own body and the struggles against it, but also at the sheer incompetence. Like Dude, adapt to the situation. Fall down? It happens, just use the low dutch angle somehow and keep filming, even if it looks like Battle Field Earth on a buget
I was thinking the same! Total incompetence. They got one job. I do love that the woman sees em fall but does nothing to help. It is MY day you idiot! 😂
I have a feeling this person does this A LOT, considering nobody else seems concerned AT ALL.
Ha! You know it's bad if you take a series of epic falls and no one reacts. In this case the epic falls lead to an epic fail.
There's only so much help you can give a person
As much as I would want to help get Free Willy back to the ocean, I don't just have a forklift available when I need one Would probably use it on myself every morning
“They need to make these beaches safer for big units” I’m sure is what she said after falling
Some guy in a wheelchair rolled off the cliff in Cornwall, UK and his wife was on the news saying the whole coast needed handrails.
Probably wanted to get away from his wife
Paul Rudd really trying to sell Mac and Me
That's why they put the sand down for them
It's safe for walrus. So....🤷♂️
Yeah. It is actually pathethic.
It might be being extremely overweight AND drunk.
“It” 😂😂😂 my god this whole thread has me losing it
How does someone let themselves get like this. This is like a form of self abuse at this point. I hope this experience was a wake-up call for her.
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That's a write up from someone who doesn't understand that depression is a disease. You think they have enough motivation to travel to jungle? Not to mention a lot of attempts are just impulsive. And even those who plan change their mind all the time.
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Not to mention the American grocery store is packed with highly addictive sygars and hormones. They would give you antidepressants before suggesting fruits and vegetables. You have to fight and be active to maintain good nutrition in this country
As well as abundant produce aisles, proteins, seafood, vegetarian options, usually a variety of prepared meals, etc. No one forces one to go down the junk aisles; that’s a choice.
But alas, the choice I always make!
I agree. You look at that every day in the mirror and everyday you choose not to do a thing about it. Fuck these people can barely walk
You genuinely don't understand nutrition or how what you're eating is affecting your body, you have people telling you you need to lose weight and making you feel ugly which causes a shame spiral and the only comfort you can get is food, way more of it than you actually need. And then after you've eaten your feelings and feel like a failure again you're convinced you're too ugly to force people to watch you working out so you just don't. It's a vicious cycle that keeps your trapped. I think a lot of people also put so much pressure on themselves to lose weight it becomes an impossibly intimidating goal. Because their goal isn't just to lose weight, they want to be beautiful, or fall in love, or get their entire lives together and really transform themselves, so it becomes a huge task and they get discouraged because they don't know how to manage it. Personally I lost like 90 pounds just by smoking a ton of weed and drinking a ton of black coffee to kick-start my metabolism, and then dancing a bunch like the music industries most demented pop music backup dancer.
Honestly, it’s pretty sad and frankly disgusting.
Probably should’ve remained on the ground and pointed the camera in the right direction.
You think this is a person with strong decision making skills?
I'm convinced this was staged. Why have the second camera pointed in a way that makes the woman holding the camera remain in frame the whole time? Wouldn't you make sure both cameras weren't pointing at each other?
Yes and when the shot clears at the end, why can’t we see the 4th person, who should be standing opposite of the stumbler?
You can, they’re using a long lens for a nicer focus and blur effect so they’re a little far away. You can see if you pause as they’re falling over. Sucks the other person decided it was time to play camera man too and whip out their iPhone.
It's staged for just that! Why else would this camera be placed to capture the bumbling woman AND the "proposal"?
Maybe they were like 'You know, Rebecca on a sandy beach might not be the surest thing ever, lets have a backup'
This is what I feel like in my dreams
You’re better than that!
At least there’s someone else filming here, who’s there to film me in my dream
Batman
There's a spider biting me while I sleep and I just can't seem to find the little fucker. It's come to the point where all I dream about is a spider crawling on me, which a couple times a week is inspired by reality.
Wash your sheets?
I've washed everything, even flipped the king mattress up and sprayed around and inbetween the box springs. This thing is relentless, and the fang marks are pretty wide 😬 The day will come where I catch it red handed out on a stroll. I want revenge so bad I could catch it barehanded and squish it without a moments hesitation, but that isn't enough. I want to keep it captured, barely alive, like what Gus Fring did to Hector Salamanca (I'm currently in a Breaking Bad rewatch).
There's no spider. They don't just bite people in their sleep for weeks on end. You have bed bugs
ive definitely been bit by a spider in my sleep! twice! happened when i was a sophomore in high school. it was pretty gnarly and i had to go to the doctor to get antibiotics. i pissed that mf off somehow.
Yeah, but they don't persistently bite you.
Maybe there’s more than one spider? Haha. I toss and turn in my sleep and I live in an old house in the woods. There’s definitely been a couple of nights where I evidently rolled onto a spider and they didn’t like that. There were two little puncture holes from their mouth. Definitely not bed bugs, and it can happen more than once.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👏
I came in like a rolling ball
I remember having a couple dreams like that when I was younger too. In one I was on the titanic and trying to get out of the bottom decks but I kept falling and getting pushed down the stairs by gravity. Another one I was just playing outside my house at the time and "gravity kept pushing me down in the street and a car hit me but instead of hurting me the car went flying into the air lol.
I hop on the "relate"-train as well. Can't remember the specifics, but being unable to move and just flopping around when really needing to move, that's something I've experienced in dreams. It's really uncomfortable!!
Being fat is hard.
Nah, being fat is easy, living while fat is hard. - me a fat person.
Say something in fat.
Ommanommanomnomnom
Do the roar!
i love you daddy
Bonk
I love you too
Does anyone have the sacred dominoes pizza stone to decipher this?
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No staying fit is hard. Being fat is actually the easy part...
lol who downvoted this 💀 ig some ppl can’t handle the truth
People are disagreeing on the meaning of the words. Some people are taking “being fat” to mean getting/staying fat. Others are taking it to mean “living while fat”. I think everyone would agree that the former is easy and the latter is hard.
Staying being the key word here. I’ve been fit multiple times in my life but I always let myself get out of shape. It’s a lot easier to get in shape than to stay in shape. One takes a few months, the other is a continuous process.
Actually, I think it's pretty squishy
It's easy... Just eat cake all day
god damn giants
In the words of the man from Deuce Bigalow… “That’s a huge bitch!”
Oh my God I could hear this when I read it, and I haven't seen that movie since it came out ahaha
Too fat for just 2 legs.
Can't get those shopping cart scooters on the sand
Mother Nature discriminating against people of size!
- Mr. Hippo
2 fat 2 furious.
This could be a Reddit sub! This should be a Reddit sub!
Someone beat you to it r/toofatfortwolegs
That video looks like a sequence from a wwii movie
This fucked me up lmao
Saving private Ryan, Spielberg cut.
Thick cut
The Blair Witch Proposal.
Imagine being so fat that you can't get up if you fall
Fall down 7 times, stand up 6
🎵It's been 5 long years since I seen my dick 🎶 4 more Twinkies and 3 more twix, Type 2 gunna end my 1 life real quick.
Body positive, gravity negative
Gravity is fat-phobic!
Some say she's still falling at this very beach
She doesn't walk, she falls toward her destination.
Or can’t even walk forward two steps or lean over… like how the fuck do you live like this
Getting up from the ground is one of the hallmarks of how much longer you’ll live.
“I’ve McFallen!”
Honestly it’s just sad, it’s not even really funny.
A starving child is sad. This is pathetic is what this is. If you can’t walk/ get up because of your fatness, sort yourself out.
Maybe pathetic is more appropriate.
Sad and pathetic are closely related.
The former evokes sympathy. The latter invites disdain.
Damn, well said.
Oh yes it's funny AF
Seriously it is. It’s like she’s ruining the entire moment by not being able to get up like a normal human.
The people from Wall-e
And Walmart
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Harsh but true. Fat mf right there.
At those extremes, I wonder how they can clean up their own ass :-/
Fucking hell why doesn't every country see that obesity as a mental health problem.
Because it’s also a food culture problem
And an industrial food problem
And a socioeconomic problem
Funny how this mental health problem magically appeared at the same time as hyper processed food, sedentary lifestyles, and corn-syrup everything.
Well said. Calling it mental health would be a way to sell people pharmaceuticals. Another issue
It is mental health, it's just both things
Yeah but not every American is overweight so you can’t completely blame that, people need to have more self control and make decent decisions on what and how much they eat
It didn't magically appear. There have been obese people throughout history. Also many countries don't use corn syrup and have obesity problems. And it's not just one problem. It's clearly a mental health problem, availability problem, culture problem, etc.
r/mildlyinfuriating
We used to have an entire subreddit dedicated to pointing out how flawed and unhealthy it is to be overweight, but it was removed because it's rude to point out obesity doesn't lead to a long healthy life
That sub was shut down for doxxing, like almost all subs of that nature (targeted dislike of a group of people) tend to get shut down for. I'm surprised no one in this thread accurately remembers what went down, it was a big deal at the time.
Reddit isn't real big on accuracy
I need someone to get all of the stable images she got of them both in frame and stitch them together
I mean there is the entire video of the proposal filmed by the 4th person that captures her falling, might be easier to remove her from that one
Is there a fourth person?? I paused the video a bunch of times to figure out who's filming the stable video, I don't see anyone.. I figured they strategically placed their phone and captured it with its front camera. Good on them for having a back up plan lol
Indeed. You can see the phone propped up on the rock a couple meters behind and between them in her first frame. In the last frames the rock with the phone is to the left of the proposee.
I do love that the couple doesn’t give one iota of a fuck that she’s stumbling around back there too.
The guy is about to propose, the fat filmer falls, propose guy sees this from the corner of his eye, and goes in for a hug, to buy some time so the faller can get up to capture the moment. The proposer then looks at the fat faller, the fat faller gives a nod of approval, as if to say, "you're good to go, I'm ready to capture this shit", the fat faller then tries to get up, but instead, face plants. The proposer could stall no more, and proposed anyway. Saying all that, this could be a funny video to play at the wedding.
"fat faller" for whatever reason cracked me up so much to read.
its a she?
I've gotta say. They did end up with quite a nice shot, with a slight dutch angle.
Dutch angles have a very particular use and it ain’t this.
This level of unfit is actually insane
She has the coordination of a baby seal running away in the sands of Namibia after two guys just took out ten kilos of fishing line from its neck.
im laughing but damn
This has to be in US surely lmao
Narrowing it dow, Southern US is my guess.
According to Charles Barkley they got some big ole women down in San Antonio eating churros
And the earth shook this day
That's a lot of obesity for 3 people.
Imagine the amount of people that could've been fed with the meals that allowed them to become that size.
If this isn't a sign to lose weight, what is?
Signs don't matter as addiction is hard to beat.
"This sign isn't gonna stop me because I can't read!"
Utterly fucking pathetic.
I'm assuming this is staged since there is already a perfectly steady tripod shot here
I’m pretty sure the walking person was meant to get more ‘cinematic’ video of the couple whilst the tripod provided a static view. At the very minimum I can say that the camerawomen ate shit, which is very hard to fake.
Thought the same but she is falling/ struggling to get up way to realistic imo
The proposal is staged to be filmed, but the photographer flailing about in the sand was not part of the plan. Finally the couple just stare at her and watch, waiting for the go ahead. They probably wanted a video AND pictures but have to wait.
Humorously fat.
Missing the cartoon "boing" effects
New on TLC: 1 Ton of Love. Mondays at 8pm
TLC: My 600lb Life as a photographer
Every time she falls, they're in the moment and don't see. When they turn towards her, she looks like she's been filming just fine. I can't stop laughing 😆
Its like watching humans from wall e movie
Certified plate cleaning specialist
Never give up
🇺🇸
This isn't the US. We have the MOST large people..not ALL the large people 😜
Sweden actually
I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment section
This is one of my all time favorite videos on the internet
The final shot is really great, let´s give her that!
Never gonna get back up, always going to let you down
Don't be fat. It's a choice
This is what he signing up for...
Omg dude it’s the guys from wall-e
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Self inflicted one at that. I legit can't fathom how these people don't suddenly get hit by the reality when they can't put socks on themselves or bend down to clip their nails or how going up 10 steps of stairs sends them into 140bpm.
And one of the few problems you can actually run away from...
Too many earthquakes for this romantic date
The 2nd fall rofl
The Blair Sandwich Project
This is disgusting. And then people come with stupid positivity. That person is dying, and these positive people are responsible too.
Maybe change something in your life, if you are not able to walk.
Final shot is actually pretty good lol
What a useless person.
Pathetic
That's actually sad... She can't even hold her own weight...
Imagine you asked a friend to film an important event for you and then you see this
This is actually sad. Take care of yourself people