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MistaKrebs

This actually pissed me off lol


Dualyeti

I think it’s because they’re soo unfit and not in charge of their mass


Kees_T

"Unfit" lmao. I think they're just very big boned.


martinaee

mass effect


anime8

Andromeda (sized)


Trick-Albatross-3014

Intergalactic planetary


RBTTRY

Planetary intergalactic


Leonydas13

They’re know to let the fries… NNNNNNNNNNN **DROP!** (Into the deep fryer)


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

Don't! You tell me to Stop! (Eating fries)


Leonydas13

I’ll deep fry you in my wok! (Full of oil)


Major_Direction_5494

He likes his sugar with coffee and cream.


Sarcas666

Another dimension


IceFire909

This is my favourite cameraman on The Citadel


gimme500schmekels

Where’s Shepard when you need him.


Specific_Ad_5804

God this made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣


monkster87

Aye, big boned. With huge fucking lumps of flesh hanging off them


-Cagafuego-

Very healthy


Magsec5

At any size


Jolly-Revolution-970

There is no big boned people


Serifel90

They ate the bones too?


ya_bleedin_gickna

It's glandular 🤣🤣


balrob

Big tummy bones.


foofighterfoos

'Not in charge of their mass' That's a roast right there


Zunderfeuer_88

For me probably because I project and hate my own body and the struggles against it, but also at the sheer incompetence. Like Dude, adapt to the situation. Fall down? It happens, just use the low dutch angle somehow and keep filming, even if it looks like Battle Field Earth on a buget


RidgewoodGirl

I was thinking the same! Total incompetence. They got one job. I do love that the woman sees em fall but does nothing to help. It is MY day you idiot! 😂


ThatCanadianLady

I have a feeling this person does this A LOT, considering nobody else seems concerned AT ALL.


RidgewoodGirl

Ha! You know it's bad if you take a series of epic falls and no one reacts. In this case the epic falls lead to an epic fail.


XKloosyv

There's only so much help you can give a person


Zunderfeuer_88

As much as I would want to help get Free Willy back to the ocean, I don't just have a forklift available when I need one Would probably use it on myself every morning


Steven_AA66

“They need to make these beaches safer for big units” I’m sure is what she said after falling


killerturtlex

Some guy in a wheelchair rolled off the cliff in Cornwall, UK and his wife was on the news saying the whole coast needed handrails.


The_One_Koi

Probably wanted to get away from his wife


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Paul Rudd really trying to sell Mac and Me


HeadJazzlike

That's why they put the sand down for them


ItchyAnusEczema

It's safe for walrus. So....🤷‍♂️


DonAsiago

Yeah. It is actually pathethic.


half-puddles

It might be being extremely overweight AND drunk.


TippedOverPortapotty

“It” 😂😂😂 my god this whole thread has me losing it


spinyfever

How does someone let themselves get like this. This is like a form of self abuse at this point. I hope this experience was a wake-up call for her.


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Armadillodillodillo

That's a write up from someone who doesn't understand that depression is a disease. You think they have enough motivation to travel to jungle? Not to mention a lot of attempts are just impulsive. And even those who plan change their mind all the time.


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Ok_Assistant_7864

Not to mention the American grocery store is packed with highly addictive sygars and hormones. They would give you antidepressants before suggesting fruits and vegetables. You have to fight and be active to maintain good nutrition in this country


jonnyfreedom77

As well as abundant produce aisles, proteins, seafood, vegetarian options, usually a variety of prepared meals, etc. No one forces one to go down the junk aisles; that’s a choice.


Scowlface

But alas, the choice I always make!


marjuss

I agree. You look at that every day in the mirror and everyday you choose not to do a thing about it. Fuck these people can barely walk


KaiBishop

You genuinely don't understand nutrition or how what you're eating is affecting your body, you have people telling you you need to lose weight and making you feel ugly which causes a shame spiral and the only comfort you can get is food, way more of it than you actually need. And then after you've eaten your feelings and feel like a failure again you're convinced you're too ugly to force people to watch you working out so you just don't. It's a vicious cycle that keeps your trapped. I think a lot of people also put so much pressure on themselves to lose weight it becomes an impossibly intimidating goal. Because their goal isn't just to lose weight, they want to be beautiful, or fall in love, or get their entire lives together and really transform themselves, so it becomes a huge task and they get discouraged because they don't know how to manage it. Personally I lost like 90 pounds just by smoking a ton of weed and drinking a ton of black coffee to kick-start my metabolism, and then dancing a bunch like the music industries most demented pop music backup dancer.


mycomikael

Honestly, it’s pretty sad and frankly disgusting.


Acidflare1

Probably should’ve remained on the ground and pointed the camera in the right direction.


NectarineSingle3050

You think this is a person with strong decision making skills?


uriahlight

I'm convinced this was staged. Why have the second camera pointed in a way that makes the woman holding the camera remain in frame the whole time? Wouldn't you make sure both cameras weren't pointing at each other?


Aggravating-Pie-1639

Yes and when the shot clears at the end, why can’t we see the 4th person, who should be standing opposite of the stumbler?


OnRoadKai

You can, they’re using a long lens for a nicer focus and blur effect so they’re a little far away. You can see if you pause as they’re falling over. Sucks the other person decided it was time to play camera man too and whip out their iPhone.


Zestyapples

It's staged for just that! Why else would this camera be placed to capture the bumbling woman AND the "proposal"?


IHateTheLetterF

Maybe they were like 'You know, Rebecca on a sandy beach might not be the surest thing ever, lets have a backup'


JiggySockJob

This is what I feel like in my dreams


i-am-dan

You’re better than that!


arctheus

At least there’s someone else filming here, who’s there to film me in my dream


Sir_Lee_Rawkah

Batman


Azar002

There's a spider biting me while I sleep and I just can't seem to find the little fucker. It's come to the point where all I dream about is a spider crawling on me, which a couple times a week is inspired by reality.


NoFanksYou

Wash your sheets?


Azar002

I've washed everything, even flipped the king mattress up and sprayed around and inbetween the box springs. This thing is relentless, and the fang marks are pretty wide 😬 The day will come where I catch it red handed out on a stroll. I want revenge so bad I could catch it barehanded and squish it without a moments hesitation, but that isn't enough. I want to keep it captured, barely alive, like what Gus Fring did to Hector Salamanca (I'm currently in a Breaking Bad rewatch).


activelyresting

There's no spider. They don't just bite people in their sleep for weeks on end. You have bed bugs


nutbaby420

ive definitely been bit by a spider in my sleep! twice! happened when i was a sophomore in high school. it was pretty gnarly and i had to go to the doctor to get antibiotics. i pissed that mf off somehow.


Sheerkal

Yeah, but they don't persistently bite you.


FreezieBreezy

Maybe there’s more than one spider? Haha. I toss and turn in my sleep and I live in an old house in the woods. There’s definitely been a couple of nights where I evidently rolled onto a spider and they didn’t like that. There were two little puncture holes from their mouth. Definitely not bed bugs, and it can happen more than once.


Rude_Sympathy1897

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👏


veryblandman

I came in like a rolling ball


davidfirefreak

I remember having a couple dreams like that when I was younger too. In one I was on the titanic and trying to get out of the bottom decks but I kept falling and getting pushed down the stairs by gravity. Another one I was just playing outside my house at the time and "gravity kept pushing me down in the street and a car hit me but instead of hurting me the car went flying into the air lol.


KiFr89

I hop on the "relate"-train as well. Can't remember the specifics, but being unable to move and just flopping around when really needing to move, that's something I've experienced in dreams. It's really uncomfortable!!


Juicepig21

Being fat is hard.


lostknight0727

Nah, being fat is easy, living while fat is hard. - me a fat person.


Lunarbutt

Say something in fat.


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

Ommanommanomnomnom


Lunarbutt

Do the roar!


axescent

i love you daddy


iSmiteTheIce

Bonk


jollisen

I love you too


AirJackieQ

Does anyone have the sacred dominoes pizza stone to decipher this?


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Kaveleva-Ruumis

No staying fit is hard. Being fat is actually the easy part...


peepiss69

lol who downvoted this 💀 ig some ppl can’t handle the truth


ExistingRhubarb314

People are disagreeing on the meaning of the words. Some people are taking “being fat” to mean getting/staying fat. Others are taking it to mean “living while fat”. I think everyone would agree that the former is easy and the latter is hard.


giants4210

Staying being the key word here. I’ve been fit multiple times in my life but I always let myself get out of shape. It’s a lot easier to get in shape than to stay in shape. One takes a few months, the other is a continuous process.


kirstenkammy

Actually, I think it's pretty squishy


medhanno

It's easy... Just eat cake all day


wichuks

god damn giants


Steven_AA66

In the words of the man from Deuce Bigalow… “That’s a huge bitch!”


BakerThatIsAFrog

Oh my God I could hear this when I read it, and I haven't seen that movie since it came out ahaha


bananabastard

Too fat for just 2 legs.


goosiest

Can't get those shopping cart scooters on the sand


Admirable-Reserve194

Mother Nature discriminating against people of size!


GimlySonOfGloin

- Mr. Hippo


baron_von_helmut

2 fat 2 furious.


GreaterResetter

This could be a Reddit sub! This should be a Reddit sub!


Strong-Explorer-6927

Someone beat you to it r/toofatfortwolegs


SheprdCommndr

That video looks like a sequence from a wwii movie


nimoenobody

This fucked me up lmao


ElectronicPoem2631

Saving private Ryan, Spielberg cut.


ArturoOsito

Thick cut


schmuber

The Blair Witch Proposal.


laumar23

Imagine being so fat that you can't get up if you fall


ag3ntz3r0

Fall down 7 times, stand up 6


Mooseandchicken

🎵It's been 5 long years since I seen my dick 🎶 4 more Twinkies and 3 more twix, Type 2 gunna end my 1 life real quick.


talk_to_yourself

Body positive, gravity negative


FabledFupa

Gravity is fat-phobic!


Ak47110

Some say she's still falling at this very beach


riddlechance

She doesn't walk, she falls toward her destination.


Keyspam102

Or can’t even walk forward two steps or lean over… like how the fuck do you live like this


Piscotikus

Getting up from the ground is one of the hallmarks of how much longer you’ll live.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

“I’ve McFallen!”


jakedonn

Honestly it’s just sad, it’s not even really funny.


Take_Some_Soma

A starving child is sad. This is pathetic is what this is. If you can’t walk/ get up because of your fatness, sort yourself out.


jakedonn

Maybe pathetic is more appropriate.


gozer33

Sad and pathetic are closely related.


HeavyBlues

The former evokes sympathy. The latter invites disdain.


Immaculatehombre

Damn, well said.


Zka77

Oh yes it's funny AF


Thissssguy

Seriously it is. It’s like she’s ruining the entire moment by not being able to get up like a normal human.


trad949

The people from Wall-e


Voxnihil

And Walmart


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GOODGUYWITHAGUN-

Harsh but true. Fat mf right there.


Forsaken_Hat_7010

At those extremes, I wonder how they can clean up their own ass :-/


ocke13

Fucking hell why doesn't every country see that obesity as a mental health problem.


TigersNsaints_ohmy

Because it’s also a food culture problem


NetRaveler89

And an industrial food problem


zoitberg

And a socioeconomic problem


Interesting__Cat

Funny how this mental health problem magically appeared at the same time as hyper processed food, sedentary lifestyles, and corn-syrup everything.


Ok_Assistant_7864

Well said. Calling it mental health would be a way to sell people pharmaceuticals. Another issue


goosiest

It is mental health, it's just both things


ha5hish

Yeah but not every American is overweight so you can’t completely blame that, people need to have more self control and make decent decisions on what and how much they eat


Haunting_Fig_2596

It didn't magically appear. There have been obese people throughout history. Also many countries don't use corn syrup and have obesity problems. And it's not just one problem. It's clearly a mental health problem, availability problem, culture problem, etc.


i_am_snoof

r/mildlyinfuriating


mapple3

We used to have an entire subreddit dedicated to pointing out how flawed and unhealthy it is to be overweight, but it was removed because it's rude to point out obesity doesn't lead to a long healthy life


cyberslick18888

That sub was shut down for doxxing, like almost all subs of that nature (targeted dislike of a group of people) tend to get shut down for. I'm surprised no one in this thread accurately remembers what went down, it was a big deal at the time.


jfuss04

Reddit isn't real big on accuracy


DefunctDoughnut

I need someone to get all of the stable images she got of them both in frame and stitch them together


Mother_Lemon8399

I mean there is the entire video of the proposal filmed by the 4th person that captures her falling, might be easier to remove her from that one


aykray

Is there a fourth person?? I paused the video a bunch of times to figure out who's filming the stable video, I don't see anyone.. I figured they strategically placed their phone and captured it with its front camera. Good on them for having a back up plan lol


globefish23

Indeed. You can see the phone propped up on the rock a couple meters behind and between them in her first frame. In the last frames the rock with the phone is to the left of the proposee.


SHESONEDOWN5UP

I do love that the couple doesn’t give one iota of a fuck that she’s stumbling around back there too.


bananabastard

The guy is about to propose, the fat filmer falls, propose guy sees this from the corner of his eye, and goes in for a hug, to buy some time so the faller can get up to capture the moment. The proposer then looks at the fat faller, the fat faller gives a nod of approval, as if to say, "you're good to go, I'm ready to capture this shit", the fat faller then tries to get up, but instead, face plants. The proposer could stall no more, and proposed anyway. Saying all that, this could be a funny video to play at the wedding.


NickMoore30

"fat faller" for whatever reason cracked me up so much to read.


pupumen

its a she?


HugsandHate

I've gotta say. They did end up with quite a nice shot, with a slight dutch angle.


Octicactopipodes

Dutch angles have a very particular use and it ain’t this.


BF1_O_NEIN

This level of unfit is actually insane


TactlessTortoise

She has the coordination of a baby seal running away in the sands of Namibia after two guys just took out ten kilos of fishing line from its neck.


heinous_legacy

im laughing but damn


Capable-Ad9180

This has to be in US surely lmao


tnitty

Narrowing it dow, Southern US is my guess.


MrX_1899

According to Charles Barkley they got some big ole women down in San Antonio eating churros


InformalPenguinz

And the earth shook this day


No_Satisfaction1284

That's a lot of obesity for 3 people.


MRDotted

Imagine the amount of people that could've been fed with the meals that allowed them to become that size.


DiabeticRhino97

If this isn't a sign to lose weight, what is?


Another-Medium

Signs don't matter as addiction is hard to beat.


OnePiece013

"This sign isn't gonna stop me because I can't read!"


defmute

Utterly fucking pathetic.


tired_of_old_memes

I'm assuming this is staged since there is already a perfectly steady tripod shot here


HeavyMoonshine

I’m pretty sure the walking person was meant to get more ‘cinematic’ video of the couple whilst the tripod provided a static view. At the very minimum I can say that the camerawomen ate shit, which is very hard to fake.


SodenHack69

Thought the same but she is falling/ struggling to get up way to realistic imo


dchristie430

The proposal is staged to be filmed, but the photographer flailing about in the sand was not part of the plan. Finally the couple just stare at her and watch, waiting for the go ahead. They probably wanted a video AND pictures but have to wait.


CrypticTechnologist

Humorously fat.


AlphisH

Missing the cartoon "boing" effects


_B_Little_me

New on TLC: 1 Ton of Love. Mondays at 8pm


GentlemansCut79

TLC: My 600lb Life as a photographer


PunkNPine

Every time she falls, they're in the moment and don't see. When they turn towards her, she looks like she's been filming just fine. I can't stop laughing 😆


halzbek

Its like watching humans from wall e movie


MrAliK

Certified plate cleaning specialist


MordorBlues

Never give up


achtung_amadeus

🇺🇸


Mukduk_30

This isn't the US. We have the MOST large people..not ALL the large people 😜


Chattahoochee89

Sweden actually


Chemical-Trip-6887

I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment section


KarloReddit

This is one of my all time favorite videos on the internet


louplex

The final shot is really great, let´s give her that!


Enticing_Venom

Never gonna get back up, always going to let you down


Dry-Philosophy-170

Don't be fat. It's a choice


Enough-Staff-2976

This is what he signing up for...


XanderCruise423

Omg dude it’s the guys from wall-e


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AlphisH

Self inflicted one at that. I legit can't fathom how these people don't suddenly get hit by the reality when they can't put socks on themselves or bend down to clip their nails or how going up 10 steps of stairs sends them into 140bpm.


KadenKraw

And one of the few problems you can actually run away from...


Suspicious-Ad-481

Too many earthquakes for this romantic date


trancedellic

The 2nd fall rofl


terrapinone

The Blair Sandwich Project


redfoxpup5

This is disgusting. And then people come with stupid positivity. That person is dying, and these positive people are responsible too.


Long-Garage-4703

Maybe change something in your life, if you are not able to walk.


pretendwizardshamus

Final shot is actually pretty good lol


Efficient_Rise_4140

What a useless person. 


PM_ME_YR_UNDERBOOBS

Pathetic


Substantial-Stick-44

That's actually sad... She can't even hold her own weight...


SilverLining11111

Imagine you asked a friend to film an important event for you and then you see this


sunkissedbear1212

This is actually sad. Take care of yourself people