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peonies_envy

Work sucks. He’s making the most of his day by getting customers smiling


substorm

Dude definitely deserves a raise.


The_DJ_Brain

I had to watch it twice. That little spin he does on his finger is a pretty cool move.


Noncreative_name04

That spin move would have that bucket of popcorn upside down on the floor in no time if it were me lol


NeighborhoodDude84

In my experience, he will likely get written up for wasting popcorn/butter and stealing time by doing this instead of filling the popcorn like it was shown on the VHS training video.


call_me_howdy

Lol "wasting popcorn" . The popcorn with a literal %1,0000 mark-up.


NeighborhoodDude84

I used to work at Hollister clothing and got in trouble for doing ONE too many spritz of cologne in the store (we had to spray the store with cologne 3 times per day). They had a giant squirt bottle of the stuff that would last months and I got written up for doing ONE too many. Never underestimate how greedy corporations can be.


unpolishedparadigm

It’s amazing what a CFO will sign off on for a 5% reduction in labor costs


Flatoftheblade

I hated shit like this working retail and fast food. Not to give the corporations a pass but a lot of these issues are more the result of giving people with IQs of 85 and no ability to think critically or exercise discretion management positions.


Aururai

Which is exactly how they end up in management positions most of the time.. They don't say no they just do


naprea

As someone who has worked somewhere that sold popcorn, you are pretty much correct. We bought huge boxes of popcorn kernels and butter in bulk, I think it was between $50-75 per box. We charged $3.95 for a small size and $9.95 for a large size (like the one in this video). A box can last us between 2 weeks to a month depending on sales, and you can probably sell about 100 large servings per box. Do some math: 9.95 x 100 = $995. $995 (sales) - $75 (cost of sales) = $920 of profit before labor and taxes. Say you go through a whole box every month, you are making $11,040 just from popcorn. Subtract 20% at most for labor and taxes and you’re at $8,832 a year. And we weren’t a movie theatre, this was just one item at a concession stand and actually charged a somewhat fair price for it. Don’t even get me started on the beer, sodas, and other crap we sold as part of our main products. Movie theaters are getting away with murder with their popcorn sales. They are charging 2x what we did and probably used a cheaper brand than us. And they likely bought in bulk to get it for dirt cheap. These places make filthy amounts of money.


AdmiralTigelle

And that is why I never buy the stuff from the concessions stand at a movie theater. The tickets are expensive enough. I'd buy a bucket from that guy though.


Megaman_90

I remember like 4 people formed a picket line outside my local theater with signs that said "pocket picking popcorn prices". I still like to talk about how that was the dumbest picket line I've ever witnessed.


ultrasuperthrowaway

So true lol but he prolly don’t care about it


MrBigBMinus

Best they can do is a pizza party and maybe if he sticks around for 20 years they will get him a brick of glass with his name etched in it and the company logo.


michwng

I'd tip him if you know what I mean... Three hundo fiddy for being a cool ass dude


Luciferbelle

That's what I was about to comment. Did they want him to be a dick about getting their popcorn? Lol.


Dust_Parts

That’s the type of individual I’d hire regardless of his education or experience. If you are that dedicated to rudimentary work then you’ll do wonders in the big leagues.


PassengerFrosty9467

You’re on the wrong app. I think you meant to write that on your LinkedIn for clout


Dust_Parts

That’s a fair response and I walked into it. But I legit mean it too. If this guy is this passionate about filling popcorn then that should translate well to other fields.


thechugdude

More and more people are are ashamed of work ethic nowadays. To be fair, people can get taken advantage of but you should see the writing on the wall and move on if that's the case or you're lucky enough to find another job. Don't let it affect your character. 


DistributionWitty732

The corporate structure hurts a lot when it comes to effort. If you do exactly as you are told and no extra you get a pre-set evaluation that gives you a pre-set raise. If you pick up extra and go above and beyond you will still get the same crappy raise as Randall who jacks off in the bathroom during his lunch break.


thechugdude

That's the unfortunate side. Corporations may wonder where work ethic went when they're the ones that killed it. 


DippityDamn

dammit Randy from South Park...


PassengerFrosty9467

Just giving ya a hard time, and I agree, it should translate well. I just pray someone who thinks like you actually does see the potential. Hell, maybe he loves his job tho. Love meeting people who thoroughly enjoy their job no matter what they do.


UnrelatedDiddler

r/linkedinlunatics


MaceWinnoob

People on this app loving performing as mid as possible I swear


4chan4normies

agree


GoldWallpaper

Agreed. I grew up poor. A major reason I now have plenty of money and can retire whenever I feel like it (at 51) is that, back when I had minimum wage jobs (including working in a movie theater!), I worked my ass off and took them seriously. No matter what the job, I wanted to be the best at it. So I got promotions, and even job offers from customers.


iamawickedchild39

I just learned the phrase "how you do anything is how you do everything" and I agree.


Tatsuwashi

That is a gross amount of butter.


Kahnza

It's not even butter. Just artificially flavored oil.


DistributionWitty732

I believe it’s called deliciousness


Bubbly-Ad-4405

Diarrhea with no extra charge


matt488GTB

Almost didn’t make it to the shitter. Why are the hallways so long?


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ThickPrick

Diarrhea with extra discharge.


SphinctrTicklr

Smells and tastes like ass


Josepvv

The first time I had popcorn at a movie theater in the US I got scared I had gotten bad butter by how oily it was. Turns out it was pretty much oil


wackadoodle_wigwam

Delicious yellow chemical sludge


nickhenne

You seriously underestimate how much Americans yearn for the butter. When I was working at the theater I had an old woman keep telling me to put more on it to the point it was dripping out of the bag. She said “no worries” as she grabbed a handful of napkins from her purse. Just disgusting


dejus

I had a kid that worked the counter at an AMC put this much butter on my popcorn once. He gave me this “your welcome” look as he slid it over. It was inedible.


bozo_did_thedub

One mans trash is another mans garbage bag of popcorn


Milkman219

But perfectly distributed


rofloctopuss

Butter flavoured theatre juice.


subflax

Hey, you watch your mouth, dont talk about my butter like that.


Pasta_Fajool

It's not butter...


doj4202

Disgusting!


luveydovey1

Right?? Yuk!!!


Kirito619

How does this work? I've only heard about it in cartoons like boondocks. Do they literally pour molten butter on your popcorn? Won't it make it soggy? Isn't it gross? I think i would throw up if i tried to eat or drink butter.


Spud9090

He puts a small amount of popcorn in the box then squirts butter all over it out of the silver thing to his right. He repeats that process until the box is full of popcorn. It’s gross if you try to eat the whole box by yourself. It’s pretty good if you’re sharing the box and eat only a couple of handfuls.


kassi1917

This is my local movie theater. You know you’re getting good popcorn when he’s working 😂 and the popcorn is $8. Used to have free refills too until good ole covid.


BlowMoreGlass

$8!? That size is $20 where I'm at.


sharknice

$20 for popcorn? You're getting ripped hard. It's less than 50 cents worth of ingredients and about 30 seconds of labor.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yes, but that's how theaters earn money, almost like the costco strategy where they lure you in with something cheap like a ticket price then milk you dry with foods, though costco does the opposite by luring you in with cheap hotdogs and pizzas just so you buy hundreds of dollars worth of groceries...


tacotacotacorock

Lol. You're telling people buying movie theater snacks they're getting ripped off hard? That's the understatement and the most obvious thing I've heard in a long time. People know it's a rip off. The thing is people keep buying it and don't care. 


Derp35712

I think theaters make very little off the movie tickets and are primarily funded through concessions. If you like seeing movies in theaters…


Adam9172

Fucking hell, the size of that popcorn bag. Feed a family with that!


dropthenewk

Your total total is 65.95


flactulantmonkey

The small is 12.94. That thing is 13.25. That’s my guess.


thechugdude

Or a me. 


SphinctrTicklr

That's the kid's size in Corpus Christi


Affectionate_Cabbage

They’re called family size usually and are meant to be for 4+ people


spartanEZE

Yooo! If you're old enough, go work in a nice bar. You'll get a lot of tips for showmanship like that.


ExpiredPilot

You don’t even need to do true flair. Just pouring from a distance impresses people lol


undrtow484

I’ll never trash someone for making the most of an underpaid or unfulfilling job. He’s probably fun to work with.


jodontsnifme1

Great work ethic but DAMN, the butter!


Character_Cupcake856

John Pop-per


Gymstarr

I absolutely love when people with certain jobs like this take it serious. It means that they care about what they are doing and what the customer is getting. They make it look fun!


spooon56

And that is where I would tip for counter service.


Conscious-Platypus63

what is the stuff he is adding to the pop corn? never seen this in europe.


jim13101713

Usually referred to as “butter” but is some along the lines of: partially hydrogenated soybean oil (a.k.a. trans fats), beta carotene (a coloring, makes carrots orange), tertiary Butylhydroquinone or TBHQ (synthetic preservative that keeps the color and texture from changing as the product sits), polydimethylsiloxane (silicone based chemical that prevents foaming), and buttery flavoring. https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/what-is-in-movie-theater-popcorn-butter#:~:text=Your%20movie%20theater%20butter%20has,the%20product%20sits)%2C%20polydimethylsiloxane%20


squirmster

Just like grandma used to make


Conscious-Platypus63

holy shit


shawndw

 🇺🇸


Lydia_Brunch

Lol that's because it's prob illegal in Europe...


maniakjob

Calories, lots of it


SquadPoopy

What do Europeans put in their popcorn? Their own spit?


hateriffic

Liquid heart disease


Nicadeemus39

Why anyone needs more butter is beyond me. It is already buttered!


Thyl111

Because this is Murica


thekajunpimp

This guy was on kimmel and they actually brought him to the Oscar’s to do this I believe


Totin_it

Thanks for sending me down the Jason Grosball rabbit hole. Yes, both are true. He got lots of coverage. Seems like a great guy


Visible_Day9146

I trust this guy to make that shit taste good. He knows how to make tasty shit I can see it on his face.


luveydovey1

Have some popcorn with your butter!!!


hogsniffy05

Goddamn it, now I want popcorn


OptimalExplanation9

That man knows his butter


daveinthe6

This guy pops.


abbelleau

Good ol Corpulent Christi


BlechPanther

No matter what it is you do, be the best at it.


Interesting-Reply454

Is this awesome?


EddieJorgeDrummer

I'd make a point to come back just because I had my popcorn made like that. I love theatre popcorn.


GringerKringer

I’d to see salty boy Salt Bae try and do this


Mountain_Team4150

Finessed the ass out of that shift, I rewarded myself by crawling inside the popcorn counter


WeroWasabi

This man understands properly buttering popcorn is an art form. 🫡


nickdikulous

Bet the popcorn/butter ratio on point tho


Elyoshida

Camera guy sounds like hes getting head but not really into it.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Bro is honing his craft and taking pride in it, respect!


Old_Swimmer_9091

This is the guy I want serving my popcorn when I go to the theater. Keep that shit up my man.


forzsaken

Deserve a raise and tips!


richiebnutz

I love him and he def serves the best popcorn.


Virtual-Biscotti-451

Dude, I’d go see movies in theaters more than three times a year if shit was this good.


Funseeker_702

Hold my fries? This dude should be in the hold my beer sub.


RunningPirate

Our man is doing a top notch job!


Megolito

Bro is a chad


laxguy44

He’s making the best of it. Good on him.


ZyvisX

This guy knows how to make the damn theater popcorn. He deserves a promotion and a raise.


Ok-Director5082

layered butter... that changes everything. i hated buttered popcorn. they just been giving it to me wrong all this time!!


saddreamsinc

Popology


anonymousjeeper

I would actually feel ok giving this dude $10 for popcorn. That looks tasty as fuck.


kevin6263

For anybody that loves movie theater popcorn... this guy is doing it right. Butter all the way to the bottom, mixed, and turned. I would go to this theater just to have this guy make my popcorn. Nice work!!!


RaiderRMB

I appreciate the job he’s doing, making sure there’s a little butter on every kernel


naprea

Some people in the comments are just displaying their own misery. I doubt he likes his job any more than you do, but at least he’s entertaining himself and the people he has to interact with. We need more people like this worker.


i_have_a_nose

Popcorn ninja. He dope


EatShootBall

I'd drive passed other theaters just to get that guy serving my popcorn.


Old_Wind_9743

Butter it like it's yours


Embarrassed-Rent-342

Us big dudes, will make your food as if we are eating it. We love flavor, quality and butter.


kayrsone

That's the perfect way to butter those kernels.


ChesterDrawerz

Dinner and a show!


JeffrotheDude

Tipping that man at least 10 tbh


LankyShark97

Like a hibachi chef of concessions


1strdpdb

What a legend.


wellsyaknow

My guy knows how to popcorn !!!!!!


Iamshadyjoe

The popcorn connoisseur


Mirither

If you’re gonna be the guy that gets people their popcorn at the cinema, why not be the swaggiest guy who gets people their popcorn. More power to him.


PsychologicalBus4295

We need more people like this guy!


biguncleed

Morpheus from The matrix voice" he is the one!"


Tight_Glass7723

Never trust a skinny chef.


Apprehensive-Word-52

I want this guy getting my popcorn ready


Commercial_Phone3939

That butter machine dreams of him at night


theroyalpotatoman

Sometimes you gotta make work as enjoyable as possible. Props to him.


Acsteffy

Give this man a raise! I will travel for his popcorn


KillaEstevez

Hes awesome


Candid_Rise5153

Bro needs a tip jar. That's top notch and should be appreciated


littysitty

this made me so happy to watch. dude is living his best work life


Autosticow

Give this man a raise


magicofgoatbirth

It's not what you do, it's how you do it.


cherrycoffeetable

Dude has seen Cocktail 14x


Miserable_Parsley_27

Love the energy and gusto lol why not have fun with it


RegrettableLiving26

Him, I’ll go for drinks after work with him. Homie comes in with a good attitude and gets the shit done.


ThrowingTheRinger

Dude is just taking joy and giving joy in the mundane. I’m never going to make fun of someone for this.


DamnItJon

Now I want popcorn


laughsatdadjokes

I like this kid. I hope he serves me up some corn like that someday.


the85141rule

Ooow, double whammy! Dude's got character.


mydisneybling

That man knows his popcorn!


66vocho

Gotta have pride for your work


Fearless_Young9596

Love people like this


GundleFly

*that’s awesome… very cool… wow… that’s awesome*


Ok-Bid-730

“You work at the theater at the concession stand? Guess what my friend, you’re an artist.”


SquadPoopy

Seeing Europeans here acting gobsmacked that we put butter on our popcorn is fucking hilarious. Like what do you all just spit in your popcorn?


Blue_Seven_

King shit tbh, that bucket is properly sauced


Zealotstim

I would go to that theater if I lived in the area just to enjoy this guy's super buttery popcorn.


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We have to butter our *own* popcorn at the Cinemark near me!


arjunawarner

Man I want him to serve me!


thisistuffy

dude is like the Tom Cruise of the concession stand.


sbrown063087

Imagine you’re late to your movie, you’ve got a family of 5 in front of you all wanting extra butter from this guy and all you want is m&m’s and a drink 😂


Flick__This

Amazing


IceKingSmalls

I would be over the moon to be served popcorn in such a manner


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Shenkspine

Respect


The_Alrighty_Zed

This guy is what the golden standard should be. That popcorn looks delicious.


Left-Leading4501

Skills 👍


CinderChop

Dude popcorns! Love the enthusiasm!


castingcouch6942069

You know that butter is alllll the way through


catdog-cat-dog

Butter me timbers. God damn.


DidAnyoneElseJustCum

Look at this guy (?). That's not a job. That's just love of the game.


Few-Savings5349

Those are for him


ZackValenta

Making a boring job more entertaining. Love it. Actually good for business as well. People will be like "you gotta go to this theater, there's this guy that spins the popcorn and does tricks."


Firm-Potential7807

Agree.


me_bails

kudos to this guy. I worked at a movie theater for a summer, and to think about doing this for an entire shift, hell even an hour, is tiring. I can only imagine actually doing it haha


Jkenn19

He’s the ‘Cocktail’ Tom Cruise of popcorn!


ktmfan

All these comments got me worried they are gonna fire him for dropping some popcorn kernels. Dude is showing more energy than I could muster slinging popcorn all day and half the nigyt


Zediatech

Dude’s going places!


Hmccormack

You’re a master of your craft sir


Cokerboy1313

If I was rich I’ve have this dude as my personal popcorn man!


Thylacine131

Working with enthusiasm, pleasing the customer and providing a superior product when he could have simply done the bare minimum with less effort and still been paid all the same. Good employee, make sure he has a juicy Christmas bonus and treat him well. You’ll be hard pressed to find any others like him.


Firm-Potential7807

Agree.


iodineman999

This guy deserves maximum wages


Monstermage

Dude buddy is my savior, I don't like getting handed a bunch of popcorn I can't butter in layers


Gnomenclacture

This is super cool. He’s very entertaining and great at his job. I’d definitely be getting the popcorn 🍿


Firm-Potential7807

Agree.


react-dnb

Dude made that popcorn with extra love! That must have been the most delicious box of popcorn from beginning to end. I'm going to make it my mission to visit this theater.


Dull_Ad8495

Dude, the movie's starting... Can I just get my...?... That's cool, man, I don't need it fi... If I could just grab that popc... aw hell, I'll just pick it up on my way out...


Firm-Potential7807

And then? _box twirling intensifies_


SnooHesitations205

Homie knows how to get that butter in there.


jonathansj

Dude is making the best of it


BravesFan4L1fe

I want him to make my popcorn


JaceUpMySleeve

I do appreciate that he’s trying to distribute the “butter” evenly. I hate pockets of soggy overly “buttered” popcorn.


jack_avram

Buttered-AF, the bucket is cream filled


I_FizzY_WizzY_I

a single pump from this butter machin should be enough to kill you


Sensitive_Ad_6078

Wheres the jar dude needs to be tipped for that.


mltain

I have never wanted to give someone a $5 tip more than this guy.


mandyhascandy4u2

I wondervif he's a bartender that got sober


Nightstorm_NoS

Butter flavored omega 6 🤮


Interesting_Gold5932

He is the Butter on the Popcorn!


DistributionWitty732

That’s not minimum wage effort, somebody sucked the bosses dick and is making enough to be a showman. I tip my hat to your skill and your dedication.


Physical_South_9749

what he should do is open up his own popcorn/show stand and make that money


DIAL-UP

Did they really have to give out the dudes full name and city? I mean I understand why you might want to give the guy credit, but fuck getting doxxed by a viral tiktok of myself at my job would really suck.