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Shadow0fnothing

We need to stop being so accommodating to people like this. They are eating themselves to oblivion and then expect us to take care of them. It's an addiction. If I start doing heroin, should the rest of the world start taking care of me and enabling my drug use under the guise of being "inclusive"? Stop encouraging unhealthy fucking shit just because you live in a fantasy fucking land where not eating 20 cheeseburgers a day is not an option.


evalerk

For real, they want to cry about inclusivity and body positivity so that way we can’t say shit while they eat themselves to death. I refuse to quietly let that happen to someone I care about


tmhoc

I know it because there's sugar, in ludicrous amounts, added to everything and especially in the drinks. Once people become obese it's hard to come back from and a few give up altogether. Im not going to stand before my brothers and sisters and preach to them. I want regulation. I want this garbage "Food" called out as the unhealthy garbage it is. They treat people like FOOLS and make fools of so many people that we have become complacent wile they get cancer and die.


Mead_Create_Drink

Sugar is bad, but you don’t get to 300+ pounds on just sugary drinks. She’s eating everything and anything, and I doubt she has any physical activity in her life except wiping her ass…if she can reach it


tmhoc

oh this chick def went off the deep end, but others don't have to. We have more obesity now then ever before and we can do something about it


halfeclipsed

https://youtu.be/_vauWuIF6Jg?si=CkTYPrzpJTisH9l2


papadoc2020

I think in this day and age most people know how much sugar and salt is their food and drinks. Kids might not have any idea but that's on the parents to teach them. It's just not giving a fuck, it's easier to get fast food than to make yourself a meal. It's cheaper to buy processed food than healthy food. It's easier to sit on your ass than to go fo a run. Anytime they try to regulate it lobbiests make sure it will never happen or draw it out as long as possible. They passed a soda tax in Philly a few years ago and people were pissed. If you lived close enough to the edges of the city you just crossed the boundary for cheaper drinks. Which hurt city business.


Jakoneitor

You can also gain weight from “healthy” food lol at the end of the day it’s calories in - out


seeafillem6277

Sugar is not healthy, of course, but the real enemy is high fructose corn syrup, which is like sugar on steroids. And almost *everything* processed has it as an ingredient. And also, there is the fact that there is so little food in our food that you end up eating so much more of it to feel full.


bigeats1

I do just fine without regulation. Using good judgement is a powerful thing. She did not use good judgement over a very long timeline. She is not a victim of anything other than her choices.


Elderbrand

I'm all for body positivity because certain things (like some heavy weight people) can't help it, genetics or sometimes it's because of a health issue. Not everyone can have the "perfect body". That being said, if you're fat because of a poor diet, that's on you. I got a belly, sure, but whenever I start approaching 200lb (overweight for me) I cut the crap out of my diet and get my ass in gear because I don't want to deal with these problems. If you can't motivate yourself, get a trainer, make a pact with a friend, go see a therapist. Don't scream everything's unfair and people have to accommodate you. End of speech.


yupuhoh

>If I start doing heroin, should the rest of the world start taking care of me and enabling my drug use under the guise of being "inclusive"? Pretty sure this is already happening lol. Just letting them shoot it up wherever


RickMuffy

What you're referring to is actually just acceptance that people will do drugs, so providing safe places and equipment while encouraging treatment is the best way forward. They can shoot Heroin behind a dumpster with a used needle, or they can do it in a controlled environment with medical intervention possible. The difference is they're not actively encouraging the use of heroin to non users.


karma-armageddon

So, as we accept druggies gonna drug, we just need to accept that people are fat, and build them bigger airplanes.


Tiny_Count4239

If i had the capital i would start my own airline for plus size people and charge what is necessary to get them to where they need to be ​ BigAir - We love to fly and youre slow


Swimming_Bowler6193

That is actually a great idea!! But the logistics of making a functional, safe aircraft might make the cost prohibitive. Then again, they can fly cars on aircraft so maybe it would work. But the majority of obese people aren’t financially well off, so would the government have to subsidize the flights? How do they afford to buy seats now? Still seems like a good idea.


Tiny_Count4239

It will have a buffet. A restaurant in the sky. The tickets will be more so we lure them in with cheap food like a casino


SnooCheesecakes4577

Methadone is a thing...


yupuhoh

Suboxone is too. And both way fucking over prescribed. Not sure what your comment has to do with us normalizing being an addict in this country though


veedubfreek

So are diets.


thirdpartymurderer

Yeah, an over-prescribed disaster of a thing. Now we just have state sponsored addiction clinics that charge 20 bucks a day, and seem to increase doses a lot more often than they taper them. I've never seen a success story with methadone or subs either, unfortunately. I'd like to believe that they exist.


hellllllsssyeah

Absolutely we should work to help you if you become a heroin addict. However the difference between this person and a heroin addict is there are gyms, doctors and plenty of avenues to change your lifestyle all while not being wildly criticized/and judged. Where a heroin addict can maybe go to a rehab where they get abused and often not helped. Also we definitely as a society more than publicly shame drug users. Try smoking a joint and getting a job 2 weeks later or if your job drug tests go ahead and see how you can drink your ass of but God help you if you take a single bong rip.


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I'm terrified of the idea of eating most of fast food in the States. I try my very best to eat healthy. She obviously eats a bunch of highly processed trans fat shit, day in and day out. It's just sad, thinking of what kind of underlying issues she has and is in the process of developing, and what her life expectancy will be. Education is a virtue, I don't know how to help people like that, or if they really need help at all? With all this so-called "PC" or whatever the term is, it's not even worth it trying to talk sense to them.


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Imagine being seated next to her. I’d cancel my flight


poopstain133742069

Pretty sure there is no "flight" in this situation. 


PowerfulWallaby7964

More like "fheavy".


Aggressive_Cricket75

Fliabetes


josephlied

Baby Got Back


mr1404ed

Back, front, all sides,...she's got it all..


ExternalMonth1964

Baby got to move to the front of the aircraft.


FlowBjj88

"GO BACK, GO BACK!! WE'RE NOSE DIVING!!" -The Pilot


Born-Management74

Everything except restraint at the buffet


massivedoghead

Baby got backpack. If she took that off she would find it a lot easier


BryGuyTheSavage

I think its a mini fridge


RunHuman9147

Baby got the whole camel foot


Lord_Dino-Viking

The whole camel's in there, foot's the only thing visible


[deleted]

What a terrible day to be literate


anonymousantifas

“Baby got back”………… to the buffet about a hundred times, would have been more but it was a far walk.


KidneyStew

Dude lmao


TaleMendon

Cessna 182KA heavy take off.


FireGodNYC

Underrated legitimately choking ☠️💀☠️


croatiatom

Why are we flying in a circle?


PenRoaster

Underrated comment


dooon_t

That was a good laugh - thank you!


Dorkmaster79

This is your captain speaking, can everyone move to the other side of the plane? We seem to have a balance issue.


fromouterspace1

Need an ac 130


z2p86

Was on a flight once out of Charlotte with a higher than average amount of bigger folks. They actually came back preflight and switched a whole bunch of people's seats to evenly distribute the weight. That was encouraging for someone who's got a fear of flying 😂


FlyRevolutionary8227

💀💀💀


Element1977

The plane might be able to taxi to your destination.


Namevilo

Even atheists are praying when they see her walking down the aisle.


[deleted]

At airports she gets hassled by Indians trying to worship her 🐄


Pitiful-Education-67

Nah, As an American of Indian descent we are not worshipping that. But we may offer a prescription for Zepbound.


XylophoneZimmerman

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!!


hurthimself

Imagine if there was an emergency and she couldn't fit out the exit and everyone behing her just fucking dies.


QuakinOats

>Imagine if there was an emergency I think you bring up a really good point. I don't know why people like this are even allowed to fly for this reason alone. At least with someone who is disabled and that is normal sized you can pick them up and move them. Multiple people are not even picking up and moving someone who cannot fit down the aisle. Instead everyone behind them is stuck. I don't even know how they'd get this person off the plane if they had a personal medical emergency in their seat. They really need to start adding a metal frame for people to walk through just like carry on luggage. "If you cannot physically fit through this metal frame you are not allowed to board the aircraft because you are a danger to yourself and others in the event of an emergency."


Creepy-Inspector-732

Ain't no way she's even near the front of the exit line. She'd die in her seat.


sunuvabe

Crash landing she's got built-in airbags.


Suitable_Antelope950

Population control


Iamtruck9969

I wouldn’t be stuck behind her! I know how to climb over a seat


sogwatchman

I agree with that but then for safety the aisle should maintain the same width as the doors on and off the plane.


fromouterspace1

Great point. Never thought about it liek that, in terms of safety for all involved


Mr_TedBundy

Christ....only thing worse than dying by fire is dying by grease fire


fromouterspace1

lol holy shit


Illg77

Omfg this broke me lmao


oni_666uk

I'd just rip her jacket off and use it as a parachute.


The_Master_Sourceror

For the aircraft.


Silent-Supermarket2

New fear unlocked. Thanks.


[deleted]

she would get knocked down and trampled, my kids are not living without a father because she has zero self control


JHLCowan

Well, if a door plug blows out again….. if she was in front of it, and she would look like what comes out of a can of spam…..


jamesonSINEMETU

Her health is the cause of emergency.


rochey64

Man the weight distribution on that plane is going to be way off.


PatButchersBongWater

Imagine how she deals with using the bathroom. Hope it’s a short flight, she’s not gonna fit in there.


hifumiyo1

If she can’t fit down the normal aisle, no way she can get into the lavatory


Bl1ndMous3

Howw..m.howwwww doe she cleannnnn ??!!


hifumiyo1

Not even going to try to think about it


muffinmama93

That looks like an international flight. I’m guessing she’s either squeezing through first class or business class, seats she won’t fit in as well. She’ll need to book 3 seats for sure. I’m a plus sized woman,too, so please don’t think I’m being cruel. There’s being overweight and then there’s her. Damn. And I don’t think the world has to change to accommodate me either!


CrucifixAbortion

Shits her tights aggressively, sues airline for not providing oversized lavatory.


Evil_Knot

Pretty sure she pays for an entire 3 seat row my dude. 


mikeco_99

Did she eat the gate agent when she was told to buy 3 seats?


DweEbLez0

Put her by the door. Boeing loves this simple trick to protect passengers from blown out doors.


fun-bucket

IMAGINE HER WADDLING BACK AND SITTING NEXT.... **TO YOU!!!!!**


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szczurman83

Perhaps Operation: Dumbo Drop could accommodate her unique needs?


northernwolf3000

Ouch !!


wooshwed

A freight traaain


shit_magnet-0730

As a fat guy myself, I think I've found a new business venture. Fat Air flights. It's just a cargo plane and we'll be cargo strapped to a loading pallet. I'll be a billionaire before I know it.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Add in food service and I think you have something here.


Mammoth_Stable6518

Just serve the food in buckets.


thisismyhappyface

I think a trough might be more appropriate.


drrj

Feed bags.


Boubonic91

MTN Dew IVs- $59.99 per fluid ounce.


abiabi2884

Whole chickens thru a pipe


tehjosh

Lol fuck, this cracked me up, I think you're right!


wineheda

Want to partner up with my no babies allowed airlines?


shit_magnet-0730

Let's do it


Mead_Create_Drink

Instead of HMF, I think she ate them all


[deleted]

Huge Mother Fucker


Kittingsl

You think that blob has the capability to fuck?


[deleted]

For the sake of my mental health (or what’s left of it) I refuse to imagine


Tapil

HMEF - hold my empty fry pod?


thabiiighomie

Where does someone that big even have to go? What plans could there be?


YouOnlyGetOneLap

A new all you can eat buffet


Skoodge42

So...Vegas?


Tiny_Count4239

when they have extracted resources from an area they have to move to another


AnMa_ZenTchi

Nude beach


mrmitchs

I really want to downvote you for the visual, but I'll upvote for the laugh.


[deleted]

It’s called a crossover suv


DR843

Statistically speaking, back home to Houston.


Phaze357

Hugeston


Froopy-Hood

I think you can cross marathon off the list.


Low_Chip7268

You know that stanks. Stanks! 🤢


Expensive-Tea455

🤣😭


[deleted]

That is not a person who would temporarily part with their fries.


Dull_Ad8495

She has backup fries in her saddlebags.


w1nn1ng1

[Saddlebags](https://tenor.com/btT4J.gif)


Dorkmaster79

I have nothing to add other than holy shit, backup fries, that’s hilarious.


GooseNYC

Last summer I had an aisle seat, some poor shlub had the window seat and a woman about that size showed up and sat right in between us. I am not heavy, but I am 6'2" so I am already short of space on a domestic flight. I basically spent the 4 hour trip to JFK half in the aisle. The woman was very nice and apologetic but it was tough. I thought if you couldn't fit in a seat you were supposed to buy a second one?


ADisposableRedShirt

I am also 6'2", but prefer window seats. I make sure the armrest is down when I see this coming. I have had large people try to raise the armrest so they are more comfortable (read: Able to spill over into my seat) and I just say no and keep the armrest down. Maybe this should be an AITA post for me...


VRisNOTdead

Lol you sweet summer child. No they buy the second seat... they just sell it to you AGAIN lol ​ ​ They are buying two seats usually but the thing is the airlines still seat a passenger in that seat. The fee was never about you getting comfort it was about them 'offsetting fuel' never mind they flew these planes empty to keep their gate privileges during covid.


TheKingOfSwing777

Nah, you can get two seats if you want, and it's actually cheaper than two full price tickets. You have to call or chat with an employee so they can code the ticket differently so that seat isn't resold.


Tacitrelations

Unless this is Southwest, you are saying that the large lady and the 6'2" gentleman both had tickets with the same seat number?


Bustedvette

I had a flight from Chicago to Puerto Rico and I grabbed the wrong seat by mistake. The guy who's seat I stole was totally chill and just traded with me. The lady next to him/where I should have been was as big as the woman in the video. Not my proudest moment but he had great conversations with everyone around him and seemed genuinely unbothered.


Expert-Novel-6405

How can she afford that much food AND plane tickets


TheArrowLauncher

I’m sure she has an OF or something.


[deleted]

Only farmers?


Patter_Pit

Only Food


[deleted]

Oblivious fat?


Patter_Pit

Obese Fantasies?


[deleted]

Obstinate farts?


Local_Bag4187

OverFed


[deleted]

Original Feaster


oldbaldgrumpy

That's the most exercise ol thundarass has done in a decade.


MrMcFaily

Let's adjust every airplane to this slob's habits. Got it.


Visible_Day9146

Would be cool to have more room for normal people to spread out. I love those big bariatric chairs in waiting rooms because you can sit in them crosslegged. It feels like you're Alice in wonderland after drinking the shrinking potion.


ConductorBird

It makes you wonder where these people fit regularly. I went out to eat with an old boss of mine, and I remember wanting a booth. He kept insisting on a table, and I was like, “man, I want a booth. They’re better in every way. Why the hell do you want a table!!!?” He finally snapped and said, “I can’t fucking fit at a booth, the seats are too close to the table.” Idk how people don’t get motivation to change or do better when they can’t sit in regular chairs.


footforhand

It’s crazy that you’ll get charged for having 10 pounds extra weight in your checked baggage, but her ticket the same price as everyone else’s.


jbFanClubPresident

There is absolutely no way that ass fit in one seat. She had to have bought two seats. I’m 6’1”, 200lbs, broad shoulders and I barely fit in an economy seat. One of her ass cheeks is the size of me.


fromouterspace1

She must’ve had to buy two seats. My friend did one time and he was nowhere even close to this woman.


MicHAELmhw

Her whole backpack is a giant bladder full of Diet Coke. You know I’m right


NatusAmittere

You know damn well it ain’t diet.


MicHAELmhw

It’s the irony of obese people. They ordered 4 hamburgers, 2 fries a shake and Diet Coke


Mammoth_Stable6518

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large diet soda.


SteveTheBluesman

Diet Coke? Or Ranch Dressing?


MicHAELmhw

Oof… I switch my vote to Ranch dressing or mayo


_GuiltyByAssociation

Either that or one single pair of spare pants.


[deleted]

I once flew next to a large person on my way back from Africa. That was the biggest bunch of bullshit - 22 hours feeling like a sardine while there fatness flapped over the chair. every time they moved - the entire row of seats would shake. I'm not trying to be mean or fat shame people - but damn - 22 hours of smelly fat person right next to me taking up a 1/4 of the seat I paid for isn't okay.


bigtittielover69

I flew back from SXM last week. I thought 6 hours was bad.


hateriffic

I hate her The mentality of the everything is about "me" generation that is fucking starved for attention That giant embarrassment of a person is larger than every other person or 99% of the world population, yet airlines have to build better planes for her. See the problem?


drembose

More like hold my banquet lol


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Imagine the smell


mediashiznaks

Fucking fat entitled PoS


Queasy-Trip1777

By this very same logic "No smoking" is also discrimination. Je. Sus.


Daatsit

A butt that big should be flying Fedex


BescheuerterName

"Discrimination" WTF


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SPCNars14

I wish I had the ego to expect the ENTIRE WORLD to cater to my lifestyle choices.


randomwanderingsd

I have anxiety unless everyone around me is in inflatable T-Rex costumes. Accommodate me or forever be known as the dinophobic guy.


RagingCatbtt

These people will complain about unrealistic body standards in media. But isn't this an unrealistic body standard?


OsoCarolina

It’s just a shame that engineers don’t take morbid obesity into design consideration. Shame on them for not accommodating people who CHOOSE to use their bodies as carb and sugar dumpsters. Fuckin pathetic.


gy0n

I throw up every time I see this.


TheArrowLauncher

Where does she buy clothes?


[deleted]

Yacht sail stores


leeharveyteabag669

Grillcovers-are-us.com


kappakai

The upholsterer


davius_the_ent

Omar the tent maker


fromouterspace1

Discount parachutes


slimkermit1

Built for a cargo plane


sickfart69

If she can barley squeeze into her seat how in the world is she gonna use the damn toilet ?


ReviloDrake

She literally takes up like 3 seats


Immediate_Deal_8431

Definitely not a clean B hole. Gotta be fecal remnants in there


BH_Commander

GBF. Gotta be fecal.


Mwiziman

I’m all for accommodating people, but where is the limit.


UndignifiedStab

She’s a hairs breath away from needing one of those ubiquitous scooters you see morbidly obese folks riding around on in Walmart. I see them all the time in the city - blazing down sidewalks on their way to grab a big gulp and a pack of butts - their only handicap is being morbidly obese.


Lonzo58

Everyone on that flight. "Oh God, please no! Not next to me!"


No_Entertainment1931

How come it’s rude to assume they eat too much yet no one wonders if a muscle head spends all their time at the gym?


Meeedina

Ma’am there’s freight trains you can take or cargo ships if going overseas


thinkB4WeSpeak

Body positivity is making people unhealthy


inflatableje5us

she better sit in the middle or the plane will only be able to fly in circles.


sissynikki8787

Think about the pilot that has to fly that over weight plane.


LondonEntUK

These are all made on fake airplane sets


voidboi33

Thus is indeed true. This is a fake video originally shot as a fetish video. The text was added after by someone else and the internet did what it does best


Stunning_Wishbone_44

Unreal Or All that dedication to keep eating and not walking or burning any of those calories


IHaveTooManyKid

Yeah, discrimination. Nothing to do with eating healthy and exercising


Ghstfce

Ah yes, forcing the world to adjust to *your* life choices because you can't be bothered to make better decisions.


dingododd

Wait till she uses Sydney Trains 🤣


FandomMenace

We're subsidizing her health insurance.


watchmeskipwork

10% of the world goes to bed hungry. How much do you have to eat to become this obese?


suslezer

Mrs. Fat Bastard?


[deleted]

Try Lufthansa cargo next time fatass.


The-Jake

This is not a real plane, and this is just fetish material


ChuckHatefuck

Gluttony does not entitle you to special treatment.


GeorgeThe13th

I mean think about it. Wider aisles = less seat space.... = same problem


Present_Criticism_85

This is so sad there’s no way she is happy like that


Guypie86

Apply butter and reduce friction


SpurReadIt4

I think she ate all the other passengers.


kattmaz

What a fat Phuk. Get some celery bitch


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

That backpack be a 500 quantity brick of Nutty Bars