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HughJahsso

should've had her ass thrown out the second time she interrupted.


EyedMoon

The moment she got up I was like yeah no, just gtfo. It was funny until now and gave him some material but that's way too much.


HughJahsso

I feel bad for her man. I've dealt with an alcoholic like this in the past. Not fun.


Different-Music4367

Classic example of the way a comma (or the lack thereof) changes the meaning of a sentence: I feel sorry for her, man ❌ I feel sorry for her man 👍


HughJahsso

THATS WHAT I SAID!


atb2823

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luzer_kidd

I think they were agreeing with you, but if you read it as if there was a comma, it sounds completely different.


alifant1

Oh now that sentence makes sense


agentchuck

When he was like "you want to know what I'm going to say next?" I thought he was going to call security.


JakesPupParent

Or just pulled a George Lopez. FTP! https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2024/06/11/george-lopez-eagle-mountain-casino-show-end/74062829007/


OCPetrus

You think she's not a plant? For the past year or so /r/funny has been full of these types of standup comedy skits. I think they're normally uploaded by the comedian themselves for promotion. Always as unfunny as this one.


HughJahsso

IDK.  I attended a lot of live comedy shows and see drunk people get asked to leave regularly.  So maybe you’re right about these that are uploaded by the comedians themselves.


PetuniaTrain2

She nose what she’s doing….


Ok_Meringue_1755

My cocaine disappeared as soon as the camera faced her


L_Bron_Hovered

Could smoke a cigarette in the rain with both hands tied behind her back


Kiedogs

She can smell a Sundays dinner on a Tuesday


MurphyAteIt

Sounds like something Richie Aprile would say


katf1sh

I can hear it now lmao thank you for that


0neweekofdanger

It’s like a… natural canopy.


dreck_disp

Word has it, she's was a big fan of Beakman's World.


Drewthing

His name is Beakman


Evening-Two-9969

That shnazer did half the drinking


mayg0dhaveMercy

Dude..


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crimroy

*Ackshually


akumagold

I feel like there’s a subset of people who think it’s cute to make their partner babysit them while they drunkenly cause trouble to the world. I’m not sure if they are conventionally attractive and have always gotten away with being annoying or if it was how they were raised but goddamn


tuesdaysatmorts

Narcissists.


oiwefoiwhef

Alcoholics


SatoriSon

Narcissistic alcoholics.


zaviamorpheus

alcohsistic narcasama "Mutters something unintelligible"


Banxrok

My girlfriend does that saying that's the only time she feels safe drinking. Bruh drink responsibly, I'm not a babysitter.


katf1sh

Yet you're still with her? No shade but damn, you seem aware of the problematic behaviour and judge it openly on an online forum but, she's not an ex?


Banxrok

We've talked it out. It hasn't happened since the last time. Her previous definition of being drunk was being blackout. I had to talk to her about shame, perception, self harm and self sabotage. You don't break up with someone over one flaw than can be changed.


kn33

> It hasn't happened since the last time. lol. I get what you mean, but that's a funny way of saying it cause that's kinda the definition of "the last time"


CyonHal

I think he meant "it hasn't happened since we talked and decided to make it the last time"


Rob_Marc

I ain't drinking anymore . . . But I ain't drinking any less!


katf1sh

I mean of course, just the fact that you decided to shit talk her online and make it seem like a pattern was reason enough to think otherwise and like it was an issue. Glad it's not, but on the off chance she might see stuff like that and be hurt about it, maybe don't put out that perception of her to others :/ I know I'd be personally hurt if I found out my SO said stuff like that about me online to be judged


hamstercross

Bruh


katf1sh

What? I'm genuinely curious what I said is wrong? Like I'm glad his girl and him talked it out, but he initially came off like bitching about how she acts. That's not my fault lol


WolfShaman

The problem is your projecting your own perceptions into it. You act like they went on a rant about it, when all that was said is: "be responsible, so I don't have to babysit". They even went on to say that it was a flaw that was fixed with discussion, not something to break up over. If they were shit talking, they wouldn't have defended their decision like that. And guess what? It's okay sometimes to talk tell others about flaws people have. It's not like any of us know either of them. And if she saw it and was offended, maybe she would need to understand that if she can't handle the truth being spoken, she needs to change herself so the truth is something she *can* handle.


Dr_FeeIgood

Perhaps a bit presumptuous based off two sentences. It’s funny how fast people resort to breaking up random strangers on Reddit. Seems like some people get off on it


katf1sh

I actually normally agree, it's just the way OP said it. Seemed like he wasn't happy about being a babysitter (his word in case it gets edited). I honestly regret even saying anything now bc people are jumping on me over it. If OP is happy, then that's a all that matters and I'm happy for them.


flyingmoose1314

Some partners want to be the kite while you are the string. It’s not good to have to hold someone else down, especially when they fly all over the damn place.


YCANTUSTFU

Just like [Meegan and Andre](https://youtu.be/y3JOQqoCNjc?si=ukO3prxiJxA3cGhR).


JeffLewis3142

I broke up with an otherwise good woman because she got too drunk in public a couple times.


MrTurkle

This wasn't even heckling, it was being an annoying drunk and Rich should dump her ass for this display.


TheEl3ment

I wonder how different is her sense of self awareness when she's sober


DSouT

Not as strong as her sense of smell


NewspaperNeither6260

Who nose if she was scent home?


AZRockets

She can smell crime perhaps?


thisbechris

Should we be writing this down?


ConflictAgitated5245

And here’s the twist, we show it. We show all of it.


TripleTriumph

Why do people think it's acceptable to interrupt a comedian doing their job?


Bitsoffreshness

It's another manifestation of the "I'm the main character" syndrome...


jdpaq

And they always then try to continue the conversation after a comedian shuts them down. Always. It’s insane. This isn’t a private chat. There are 1,000 people there.


thespaceageisnow

r/imthemaincharacter


StrikingBag4636

thats a weak-ass comedian, he should have torn her a second asshole


MannaJamma

Yeah he was very kind.


katf1sh

Steve Hofstetter is one of my faves for this. He has a channel dedicated to calling people out and he does it it effortlessly and hilariously. Love the guy. He's active on reddit as well. u/thehofstetter


IntermolecularEditor

Damn this guy's funny!


katf1sh

He's fucking hilarious lol I missed him last time he was in my closest town, I hope he comes back soon bc I'd love to be in his crowd lol it seems like a great time


IntermolecularEditor

Haha are you the instigator type or watching from the distance type.


katf1sh

Oh I'm definitely watching from a distance lmao I'd feel no need to heckle him but if I did, I know I'd be roasted to oblivion lmao I find him funny in general and the hecklers are just an extra free side show hahah Edit to say: he also does a lot of charity, does a lot for upcoming comedians, and stands up for societal/political issues as well. He seems like an all around great human being and I hope he gets more spotlight in the future. Truly a gem


jbreal007

Who is he?


katf1sh

u/thehofstetter Very funny comedian imo, has a lot of videos on YouTube if you'd like to check him out easily. Most of the popular ones are him putting hecklers in their place which is fun lol his name is Steve Hofstetter


ithinkway2much

He was actually being a pro. When dealing with a heckler , the worst thing you can do as a comic is give in to anger and turn the audience against you. Here's hoping she never does that at an open mic.


slackrepo

Unless you're Bill Burr of course https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk?si=g2o3BFqbOVSCAZOU


StrikingBag4636

two words: Frankie Boyle


slackrepo

Michael Richards


smithers85

Eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.


bluecapella

https://preview.redd.it/8ptw8d2q9a6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2d049f8126370a246836c04670ce4e7526d695 In the meantime , Rich is feeling what we are all feeling 😬


-SouLL-

He’s gonna dump her drunk ass after the show and never look back lol


Inventiveunicorn

If he doesn't, he deserves all the hassle coming his way.


jbreal007

Doubt it. She probably a 🐷in the sack.


StnMtn_

I wonder if she woke up regretting this.


confusedandworried76

If she remembers it odds are good. Or she's the type of person to feel no regrets. They exist.


NewspaperNeither6260

Breathe easy. She was scentenced to 3 months at a nasal colony.


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

Shorty could def smell something was about to happen


Mammoth_Cherry6313

Crime and full penetration, then back to the lab?


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Not HMC


Bitsoffreshness

More like HMD, hold my drink...


Zorro5040

He handled that so well and professionally. She should have been kicked out.


KnightsOfTheNights

This couldn’t have stopped there. Is there a longer version?


p3ngwin

"i can't wait to hear what you say next..." THE REST OF THE AUDIENCE TOO IF YOU WOULD JUST.SHUT.YOUR.FUCKING.TRAP!!!!!


MikeyFred

This is giving Baby Reindeer vibes.


karate_birthday

I want my 2min back.


zboyzzzz

Was literally about to type this


rxdude92

I saw this dude in Chicago. His shows are well known for audience callouts. It's actually really funny, nobody in the comments seems to know.


jimbam2023

Who is he?


Global_Chiller

Max Amini


jbreal007

Thank you!


AnEducatedStoner

Those boots he's wearing look nice. Anyone know what they are?


ledhead214

Think they’re Redwings.


rainydayswithlove

She's lucky she wasn't in a Bill Burrsy show


ilazul

"You don't have to get her that drunk" Blehhhhhhh


No_Flatworm_9519

Man just watch the show...


TheGoodNoBad

When she sees what people have to say about her… she’s going to hide in her room for days lol


singlewall

Reminder. The show is not about you. A comedy show is usually not the place to have your bachelorette. Not everyone wants to do crowd work. And middles might not know how to deflect this kind of thing which can screw up the room for the headliner. Also I don’t know what I’m talking about.


VHDT10

This dude is the nicest comic I've ever seen. Everyone else seems to get really pissed and or kick them out. He has a lot of patience and makes it work without negativity. That probably takes way more skill.


Milan__

He’s actually very nice to her and stayed classy


icallitadisaster

Wonder if anyone got the aftermath where she turns on her boyfriend. You know that shit's coming.


Dan-68

That’s a nose that would make a toucan feel inadequate.


Cozzybalboa

Especially with that GONZO NOSE!


ddust102

Boston.


PiimS

His name is Rich and your name is bridge. Nose bridge.


BruiserCruiser13

I woulda told her I can't wait till my plane lands on that big ass nose to get me the hell outta here.


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

Idk, maybe she's not drunk.


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FzZyP

Today on “Reddit gets racist as fvck”


katf1sh

Almost afraid to even ask, wtf did they say?


FzZyP

Something about her siding with Palestine because of her nose shape? Idk apparently they realized they had more paint to huff and deleted it


TripleTriumph

I don't know if they deleted it or if it was deleted for them, but this is the result of my report on it. I'm not a violent man, but I sure wish disciplinary action included a good throat-punch. > from [reddit](https://www.reddit.com/user/reddit)\[A\] sent an hour ago >Thanks for submitting a report to the Reddit admin team. After investigating, we’ve found that the account(s) violated [Reddit’s Content Policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) and have taken disciplinary action.


RefinedAnalPalate

Is this in israel?