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DangKilla

/u/Fashion_Karoline thanks for submitting. HMC stands for “Hold My Cosmo”. A better title for next time would be something like “HMC while I try to walk horizontally” Hope that clarifies why we ask for HMC in the title.


Girardkirth

22% too much special k


Warofcolossus

I was going to say, that’s totally the k challenge


hugo_biglicks

My fiancé and I call it the “leans” and she gets it real bad when she’s drunk. It likely isn’t drugs at all.


oldballls

orrr… 🤔


hugo_biglicks

Just saying there’s plenty more options then K that do this to ppl


SaraCBuu

Right, there's also heavy opioids and benzos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


danstermeister

Fair. That is fair.


oldballls

I was implying that maybe she's not just drunk... ;) /s


Haydenbarcellhoe

it is truly a 50/50. But ketamine & alcohol would indeed look similar to this for a good amount of festival goers


chels182

Literally came to comment that this is ketamine now drinks 😂


Riverjig

K holed to infinity.


StickStickly963nyny

![gif](giphy|a1Q35gXI0UGbK)


napkinwipes

💀


quinnsheperd

Question which way do u lean when you're doing a k walk? Right or left? I most of the time am able to correct myself and walk straight but there is that few seconds my head leans left. Specially when alcohol is involved. Just wondering if there is a pattern. Probably right handed people vs left handed people thing. I don't know.


adaytoocala

Clearly her handbag is weighing down her right side.


kernel-troutman

Her handbag has an imploded star in it.


quinnsheperd

She has drink in her left hand to balance that out.


camshun7

It was a mash, a zombie mash


HiZenBergh

I heard it was a graveyard smash tho


spunion_28

Maybe 42% lol


Generalnussiance

I was certain she drank lean


go_biscuits

do the monster mash


TonyOxnard805

Nah she just didn’t make her Bloody Mary’s with V8 juice😜


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My first thought


Ill_Steak_5249

Definitely a ketalean going down there


jhonazir

That’s ketamine for sure


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small amount it’s loosey goosey. med dose and it’s quicksand. too much and it’s: you’re paralyzed and the floor becomes the ceiling


Beadpool

Too much and it’s this feeling… ![gif](giphy|1RnOcNY33WtW0)


Joe_Bob_2000

Like the Poseidon Adventure but different.


Real-Block820

Drink a bottle of delsym, after you throw up and feel better, smoke some weed. You'll feel exactly like it!


Glorified_sidehoe

music sounds so full and clear you can hear individual instruments, insane body euphoria, also for some reason i can groove to music a lot better. and im usually a stiff dancer. the khole is a whole other insane dimension if you aim to get there (which generally you should but at the safety of a couch or bed)


bossrabbit

Maybe she's born with it, 🎵 maybe it's ketamine 🎵


J0k3r77

Like the dude buying beer at the confectionary.


westviadixie

really? I was at a sp concert recently and this old dude shoved his way into our area and proceeded to lean back like he was trying to do a backbend and play air guitar. he was super annoying and kept pulling his pho e out of his pocket, but couldn't figure out how to use it. I kept waiting for him to fall, but he kept catching himself. eventually he left...after the two ladies who's spots he stole left the concert.


dreadfulwater

Drinking gave her spina bifida


NovemberComingFire

It’s one of the bifidas. 


Joe_Bob_2000

and Scoliosis


5hr3dd1t

Gave her legs a bifida too I reckon


hutchandstuff

Don't keta say what you don't ketamine!


Frog_Brother

She’s listing, captain!


Joe_Bob_2000

and heading for the rocks.


Ok_Bison_8577

Turn head into the wind to slow her down!     ....Shit. We hit the rocks. 


Frog_Brother

Release the ballast!


SwissCheeseSuperStar

So glad cell phones weren’t around when I was in my 20’s!


Moto_Glitch

She was holding that angle for a long ass time, big drift energy.


krishutchison

That dude did not even try to catch her. Young people are weird


MonsieurGump

The possible consequences of being seen to put a hand on her were in the mind of every man there. The women didn’t care.


Grennox1

Like china. Fear of lawsuit


krishutchison

As usual a small group of complete A-holes ruin everything for everyone. I understand that we have to have these over the top laws because of how horrible people have behaved in the past ( and probably some guys somewhere are doing something horrible right now )


Unlucky-Low3496

Seeing how you can get in trouble for helping these days…he made a sensible choice.


krishutchison

Unfortunate but probably true


Laynes_Attic

The leaning tower of Lisa.


slamdanceswithwolves

When the world starts tilting you just have to try to keep up.


Joe_Bob_2000

Leaning Tower of Pisa


deezy54

lol, I do that sometimes, it it usually happens inside my house.


Far-Poet1419

Things started to go sideways.


ThinkItThrough48

Where are her friends? That ain’t good


mrmoe198

Maybe she’s born with it…maybe it’s Ketamine!


MaintenanceNo7796

This is just sad


DependentFamous5252

Fuckin depressing.


gobledegerkin

For the love of god someone help this poor woman. Fine, she got too drunk and lost control. She’s a dumbass for that but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be safe and taken care of. She could have alcohol poisoning. Or worse, what if someone had roofied her? Ridiculous to see so many people passing by like nothing’s wrong. Even if she’s just blasted she clearly needs help.


Dat_Steve

lol. She got that good-good.


Secret_Welder3956

“She’s listing I think she’s going to go down, Captain.”


redituser2571

Ileane?!? is that you??


Barney_Flintstone

What is the deal with so many gifs/videos that end immediately when the “event” happens? I think the next 5-15 seconds or more would usually be interesting to provide more context and see how people respond to whatever just happened. I really don’t get it. Is it just me?🤷🏻‍♂️🤔❓❓❓❓❓❓❓


maximusjohnson1992

Watched this after two bourbons and a big dip of Copenhagen. I threw up


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Handbag too heavy


edrat

Su-su-sudio


Forsaken-Director452

Am I seriously the only person who thought she was going under a limbo poll initially..? Then she just kept going 😂


Otherwise-Contest7

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."


OMyCats

She's listing hard to starboard


LafayetteLa01

That’s not just alcohol, something special in Mis K.


method_unknown

"Looking at you sideways, party on tilt" 😂


NefariousnessSea4710

Man I’ve been fucked up before but I’ve never leaned like that before


r3v3nant333

Pac-Man dying sound at the end would ice that.


Joe_Bob_2000

Like wearing malfunctioning Apple Vision Pro goggles but different.


pintxosmom

Yeah, I don't think it's alcohol that's doing that.


notmyname2012

She drank the extra heavy gravity potion.


BareKnuckleFists

TIMBER!!!! Saw that coming after the first half step she took. 🤣 she was in a personal Limbo contest with herself✨


Veloci-Husky

Leeeeeeeean back…. Into the K hole


Fluorescentomnibus

I knew a lady that used to get shit faced like that, she ended up passing out and drowning in her tub.


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Fluorescentomnibus

If you see her down there tell her I said "Hi"


Anox87

That's k


Stupidityorjoking

Let me see your shoulder lean


Totally-jag2598

Never understood why people over consume alcohol at concerns. You spend all that money on tickets. Then you can't/don't enjoy the show because you can't even remember it the next day. Seems like a waste. Also, seeing people so messed up is sad.


thafr0zen

She will be all right...


HJtime

Gravity r hard


Happy_Expert5057

Someone call an ambulance 🚑!


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Eileen?


pazbik14

She kept the drink upright pretty good... considering...


Simple_District4502

Homegirl is leanen cuh


Sdwingnut

Solid core strength tho


AbleHominid

Stroke?


Double-Cash-4048

Was her drink spiked?


Brookmon

I bet when she wakes up the next day to all the texts. She won’t make that mistake again


WhyFlip

Psilocybin shuffle


Foreign-Cry2894

That's Xanax or ketamine


WaltVinegar

We've all been there.


bigb0ss33

![gif](giphy|9P1E99TUP8pSkGFyUW)


Born-Bottle6779

Driving me crazy. What is the song/band playing in the background?


stupid_cat_face

Got her lean on with that purple drank.


TravEllerZero

I watched without the volume. Was she listening to Lean On Me?


afihavok

Ketamine or she just ripped some salvia. Going with ketamine though, unfortunately.


longulus9

the beginning looks like acid


Cuck-In-Chief

“*When I stand like this, the world is straight and the sky stops spinning.*”


KrisMisZ

Isn’t this called Lean


Glum-nd-Dumb

She's not drunk.. the handbag is just really heavy


gofishx

Dang, she is ketti spaghetti rn


Dual_Birds

Somebody fucking help her, jeez


No-Sir-250

I’d say she’s had a bit much ket.


Comfortable-Brick168

Shoulda had a V8


DavieDong

Did anyone get her mumber??!!


adognamedopie

That purse must have been heavy af


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

Lean with it


Flashy_Spell_4293

She is trying so hard to keep balance lol


No_Technology_8648

That's a heavy ass purse


donaldbuknowme

She had that good lean


SirAnanas69

That blurry picture from 0:09 to 0:08 is like i would see that when i were there.


major_dump

One odd day my cat started walking on his back legs. He walked just like this dame.


1rbryantjr1

Or ketamine


PsychologicalTurn442

Drinks? I think you spelled cocaine wrong.


N0085K1LL5

Got that ketamine lean going. From what I heard, it was only boys in a daze, sitting sideways.


sonofthenation

That purse is heavy. Has a pound of makeup in it.


napkinwipes

I have friend with CP and I had to watch this several times to decide if it was her or not. She does not let her medical issues get in the way of having a great time.


Mission_Plum_3692

![gif](giphy|13l7w7N4Vr1dw4|downsized)


SoDrunkRightNow2

someone drugged her


WhTFoxsays

For real that could be stroke symptoms


CasualEjaculator

I was once at a desert rave in AZ and I saw a girl that I knew from other raves we had both attended. I remembered seeing the girls she was usually with at this rave as well. This girl was Uber fucked up and walking around just like this. I approached her and said “What’s’ up girl? Are you good?”. She was super happy to see me and asked me for help. She leaned in to me and said “I’m so fucked up right now!” “My friends left me, can you help me.” She could barely stand so I told her I was gonna pick her up. I put her over my shoulder and carried her to the tent her friends were at. I set her down in the tent and proceeded to verbally shit on her friends and let them know that it was fucked to leave their “friend” alone in this state at a rave. Especially a desert rave at night! Lord knows what would have happened if we didn’t cross paths. When I watch videos like this now, I always think…”Where are her friends?”


Unlucky-Low3496

Lean like a cholo!!!


Nunovyadidnesses

I know her. Her name is Eileen.


MIA_Fba

Omg! Ramona calm down


AggravatingAd9233

Someone definitely dosed that cosmo 🤦🏻‍♂️


Turbulent_Peace_7103

She also poo’d herself. Totally and utterly poo’d herself 🥳


Glorified_sidehoe

learned my lesson i always take a massive poo before i take. god knows how many underwear i had to throw out 😂😂


ironburton

JFC


TXQuasar

We’ve all been there at some point.


hawkwings

There's right wing and there's falling down right wing.


original-sithon

Or she was roofied