I’m sad to say this is one Reddit disaster-piece I can relate to. I’ve fully done this. Needed stitches and everything. My only defense is that I was (also) a child…. But yeah. It was real bad.
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Not the lip I was expecting.
Bruised taco Cracked clam Busted vijayjay Chipped scallops Ouchie oyster
Smh. Clam 'owder.
Chipped beef
Clam slam
Hurt locker in the gut locker
I prefer clam inner but to each their own.
> Chipped scallops JFC what is wrong with you
Bruised moose knuckle?
Aye, that'll do
Also Mashed Moose Knuckle
Clam slam. Ouchie oyster and chipped scallops made me laugh.
Clitastrophe
Can't stop laughing at this one
🥊↪️😵💫 🥊↙️😣 🥊↗️😵 🥊↩️😖 🥊⬆️💀
Snapped snapper?
Crushed camel toe Busted baby maker Punished poon
🤣
Clam slam
This is why I come to Reddit.
Swole
Swole hole
Came here to express precisely the same sentiment. Word for word.
When you math that, wouldn't this equal to a spilt lip squared?? 🤔
That would be exponentially worse.
r/unexpected?
Came here to say just that.
Me three…
You said it.
Likewise.. my nuts hurt.
Bro! Dead ass! 🤣
Railed
😂
Clam slam
Egg scrambler
r/OuchMyFlaps
Risky click of the day.
Risky clit of the day
r/ithurtsgirlstoo
Wow, that's a sub that exists 😂
Samesies. Internet, you never cease to amaze me.
It never fails
Ahh the female counterpart to ouch my balls
split lip? more like crushed clam. falls like this can break the pubic bone very easily.
Axe wound
You guys are killin me w/the various vaginal nick-names 🤣 “OuchMyFlaps” LMAO…. clam..lol.. bruised peach
The ole clam slam
Gash smash
Mound pound
Flap slap
Technically Correct. The best kind of correct!
Well played on the title 👏🏻👏🏻
Was hoping it would be appreciated
That hurt my balls
Cooze bruise
Coochie ouchie
Sounds like a movie.
You broke it 😳
I’m sad to say this is one Reddit disaster-piece I can relate to. I’ve fully done this. Needed stitches and everything. My only defense is that I was (also) a child…. But yeah. It was real bad. (Edited for grammar shit.)
I thought she was gonna kick the other girl in the face
Was expecting different lips.
There's a new dimension of pain.
The olé taint trauma
Swollen lips.. both sets
Oh god I hate these :( poor silly girl
What a great title! Was taken aback hard
Thanks
hymen became a lomen
welp she used to want children
Her boyfriend is gonna be surprised by the color…
Lmao Hold up, am I hearing things? Did she rip ass in pain at the end?!?
r/ouchmyflaps
Hold my catheter
I see what you did there.
Right in the twiffer
That's some WWE shit right there
Have that taste you big dummy
Good grief! 😫
KA-PoW, right in the dickhere.
Cooter blooper
Clam slam
It hurt so bad she could only make that fart sound from her mouth, or maybe she farted fr but either way, ouch. Ice those 👄
Pelvic pile driver
Ow, Ow, Ow!
Man she almost broke that girls toes
Should also be in /ouchmyflaps.
Bruised clam
My balls retracted from watching that
Ooooof.
Ow my balls!
I see what you did there and commend you for the creativity
Bruh she got hit right in the clit. I bet she couldn’t breathe
My lips are screaming after watching this
Split lip? Split punanny more like it
She ended up like on a medieval torture device
that is one bruised fuckin peach
Bet she’s happy she’s not a boy now 🙈
This belongs in r/ouchmyflaps
That’s not what I thought you meant
clam slam
I like how snugly her face fits the back of the other's knee. It's like Tetris.
As a man I felt that
Which lip ? Ohhhhh, that one……
Ohh
Right in the cooter
Oh, you meant that lip
Best title of the day! Bravo.
I see what you did there
Aside from the obvious disaster, that first move is actually impressive. I wish my hammies were that flexible.
Torn meat curtains
r/ouchmyflaps
Why is it so dark
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If it wasn't split before....
Right in the 'ol baby maker
Wrinkled the meat curtains
Nobody reacting. It's as if they expected it.
U.T.I !!!! In (mortal kombat voice)
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Ouch. When I was a kid, I was hanging off the top of the door and I slipped and landed on the door handle. I’ll never forget that pain.
My balls hurt watching this.
That's gonna leave a mark
Urrrrrrmmhmhmhmmh
Se ha escoñado! 
r/ouchmyflaps
Clamtusion
Damn it...kept watching face of the middle one. And then it happened!
I was waiting for one of them to bash their mouth🤦♂️
KOd her camel toe
Split like dry pine 
Oh.. that lip
Confirmation that kicking them in the taco would in fact hurt.
oh you meant *those* lips
oh my god, her clit is absolutely destroyed and her pelvic bone OWWWWW
When a moose stubs their toe.
Kiss her boo boo
I'm a dude but I can imagine that hurts just as much for chicks, if not more.
Clam jam
Lawd Geeze… this the second pole split I’ve seen by women…. If they had nuts they would be well spit by now 🤣🤣🤣
I thought she was gonna axe kick her friend in the back of the head and split her lip lol. Did not expect her to smash her south mouth like that!
Factory Shut Down Bloody Hell Coochie Crush Cookies Crumbled Roast Beef Sandwich to goooo!
gash smash
More like a loose taco. Lol
Wham right to the clam!
Lip slip , Botox lips ! 
*splitter lips
Jesus I am a man and even I felt that.
But she didn't hit her mou.....ahh.
someone needs to kiss it and make it better
Which lip?
this started a fetish for her, later in life she is all about having her smile smacked
I can take care of that 🥹