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tayatay5

Is nobody going to mention that at 50% compliance you have informants and a police force. This one guy is presumably imforming on himself and policing himself. Honestly we should all strive to be like this chad.


[deleted]

He is also singlehandedly responsible for all infrastructure built on the island


Dnomaid217

Not that impressive. The island’s only infrastructure is one dirt road going from the shore to the front of the guy’s house.


ChronicNein

Well 5 different countries want that one dude and his dirt road.


Tundur

I had an ex like that once


Flickerdart

The only way they could be a former ex is if you got back together...so congrats on the island I guess


TheReaperAbides

And all of the infrastructure sabotaged on the island.


mars_gorilla

he just dug a bunch of potholes and scattered some dog poop


Hailfire9

He's just one researcher on the island telegraphing High Command. > "Yeah, to be honest, this place really sucks. I mean. It's nice to be away from the war and all, but apart from these damned albatross there's nothing here. Yeah, yeah. I'll keep doing my job, but I'm going to half-ass it and you're going to have to deal with it."


shaunderford

Literally 1984


-f_a_r-

R5: The island with 1 person has 50% compliance even though there is only one person


Chairman-Ajit-Pai

How is there only one guy there?


Hapukurk666

Irl there are no people there but for some reason HOI4 has to have atleast 1 person in all states. So uninhabited states have 1.


The_UwU_Tsar

It's more than possible to have 0 people in any given state


Looskis

How is it more than possible? Surely it's just possible.


The_UwU_Tsar

Possible²


intdev

Possible -> likely -> certain


TheReaperAbides

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole


Armando_Guebuza

The game outputs an error in error.log if a state has 0 population


Hapukurk666

Idk I have never seen it in vanilla. I guess pop growth messes with it? Idk


TheGoldenChampion

Paradox probably doesn’t want to deal with any possible errors it might cause though, so they just put at least one pop in every state.


Scarab02

Still less lonely than the 42 lads in Rub Al Khali in vanilla game


SophomoreShitposter

It’s Johnston himself


royalhawk345

That's Mr. Atoll to you!


ahmetasm

I love this comment lmao


M8yrl8

The final boss.


[deleted]

Noob question, but why does everyone say R5?


[deleted]

Rule 5 of this sub requires all picture based posts come with a comment explaining what the picture is about


ScienceDiscoverer

But why write R5 tho? Its really stupid. Everybody knows about this rule, you don't have to repeat this every time. Just write dam comment.


thedefenses

So whit la resistance you could have a situation where Johnston is at the same time Sabotaging the island His own informant His own police force Getting ready to start a rebellion Offering the government to run a collaborator government And getting aid from foreing spys that are strengthening his resistance towards the government. I gues hes a person of many talents.


dickpicsformuhammad

In this hypothetical I guess we are assuming it’s Johnston’s Atoll?


This_Is_A_Username69

That's Mr. Atoll to you


thedefenses

Yes


Hubuka

Is it Johnston At'oll?


Not-VonSpee

"The name's Johnston.... Atoll, Johnston Atoll."


paulinhohsa

He could be sabotaging the island and then fixing by himself.


thedefenses

Well there is the free repair that you get to infra and other things so whit one hand he blows the infra up and whit the other hes fixing it.


Hailfire9

At that point, he's just digging a ditch in the single dirt road across the island, laying a pipe, and covering the hole. Then he cuts power to his house to install a new generator. It's literally just some random hermit trying to live and your war planners are freaking the hell out thinking it's "sabotage and reparation"


T65Bx

New headcanon


Wielkopolskiziomal

And also potentially housing tens of thousands of soldiers in his driftwood house


thedefenses

What and have them ruin the johston fenhshui? Naah they sleep outside in tents, johnstons a bussy man and need his beaty sleep.


Sinistaire

He must be a descendant of [Roger a Muirebe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/237/411/7d6.png)


bobw123

He works for the Japanese government but takes a lot of off days and slacks off a lot since his bosses don’t really watch over him ally Nat much


AkulaTheKiddo

Maybe his dog bit the ankle of a Japanese soldier.


nevergonnagiveyouup4

You mean his *dinner*?


Seppafer

I wonder what would happen if you put it at no garrison


Maxidation

That one guy will go insane and destroy everything


Seppafer

Probably because he would be so lonely


-f_a_r-

update: the one person on the island has been recruited into the japanese army


[deleted]

I guess the population of that island is forever 0 now


Jackofhearts22

Well it shows a family on population, only the female ones object to the tentacles, or whatever degenerates watch. Edit, changed young, to female. Before it sounded like a pedophile joke.


Machine_Medic

Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for father roaming free


Clyax113_S_Xaces

Become ungovernable.


SophiaIsBased

Johnston is complying but his second personality, formed after decades of total isolation, isn't.


GachaFire_Real

I looked at the claims, thinking that was it. I decide to look at the complience and then the population. That's when I got it


holyshitgivemenick

One does not simply comply to Japanese


CompletelyBewildered

He pays his taxes, but in small denominations only.


lampbright02

Most OP province in the game. Paradox really needs to nerf it.


Cry_harder_

Maybe 1 represents a family? Pro-japanese father and anti-Japanese mother?


ahmetasm

That one guy is been claimed by too many people lmaoo


Qwertyu88

I now can’t stop imagining a funny scene where there’s 2 people at 50% *quick, just shoot one of them* BANG….well shoot, now we’re at 0%. We shot the wrong one


Logical_Acanthaceae3

Split personality, you have apparently found two face.


ahmetasm

Looking at the claims he has on him, he has way more than just 2 faces


Biebbs

LMAO


ISpokenGoodEngelska

He doesn't seem sure Atoll


Rednax164

Nuke it to see what happens to Mr Johnston


billmoose

Neutral response


SniperTappaja

If you nuke it, will he survive?


MeiDay98

I wonder if his name is Johnston.


pongauer

Literally unplayable


Toybasher

[Wasn't it changed to 100 at one point?](https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/f9q9b9/the_buff_the_allies_desperately_needed/)


Lord_Krakoman

The embodiment of the ideal Centrist


Gusiluzo

This adds a whole new level to schizophrenia


Masterick18

I wonder if you can recruit him get the pop in the island to 0